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Romance › Re: Advise Needed Here by Karleb(m): 9:14am On Aug 10, 2020
A motivational speaker once said:

The best time to plant a tree was 20yrs ago the next best time is now.

You got this dude. cool
Romance › Re: He Brought A Stranger Home From A Bar To Pass The Night, Now This Is Happening by Karleb(m): 9:06am On Aug 10, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Bushmeat don catch hunter!

Happy married life sir!
Education › Re: 2k For Whoever Can Solve This Asap by Karleb(m): 9:04am On Aug 10, 2020
Malawian:
Will this maths solve my ongoing financial problems?
grin
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke: Yahoo Boys Have Become Role Models by Karleb(m): 7:44am On Aug 10, 2020
Diezani is calling another person yahoo boy?

That woman is the great grand mother of all yahoo boys. Hushpuppi dey learn work where she day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ronaldo To Juventus Via Real Madrid; A Transfer That Hasnt Benefited Any Side by Karleb(m): 7:42am On Aug 10, 2020
hadizaniffy:
why do u say so
He's the reason Ronaldo and Zidane left.

He can keep consoling himself with La liga and kopa de rey but UCL? Just forget it.
Programming › Re: How To Land A Programming Job In 6 Months by Karleb(m): 4:11am On Aug 10, 2020
This thing easy for pen and paper but reality is often disappointing.

Even the whites that have steady internet, power and jobs with good offers often struggle to get a job sometimes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ronaldo To Juventus Via Real Madrid; A Transfer That Hasnt Benefited Any Side by Karleb(m): 10:26pm On Aug 09, 2020
Imagine if Ronaldo was still in Madrid?

Perez is a fool!
Family › Re: Have You Ever Felt Like Giving Up In Life? by Karleb(m): 9:53pm On Aug 09, 2020
I do from time to time.

When I do, I listen to "Till I collapse" by Eminem ft Nate Dogg. cool cool cool
Family › Re: What Other Things Can He Do To Reconnect With His Son? by Karleb(m): 9:44pm On Aug 09, 2020
samguru:
This lady is very violent, he threatened to kill that boy when my friend visited the boy at her mother's house.At that point I told him to stop checking on the child.

I spoke with the lady about allowing my friend to see the boy, she told me according to their tradition once divorce has occurred the father loose the child to the her family.
What sort of silly tradition is that? angry huh huh huh
Education › Re: Stop Saying ‘hello’ When Someone Calls You- See The Correct Word And 13 Others by Karleb(m): 9:39pm On Aug 09, 2020
Most important lesson is to never correct a strangers blunder.
Romance › Re: Please Help!!! Can They Marry?? by Karleb(m): 9:35pm On Aug 09, 2020
yanabasee1:
It doesn't make sense.......




Technically, they have one parent together as step parents......


They can screw each other but they can't marry each other......
I was going say this. grin

They can screw till thy kingdom come.

But getting married is ethically wrong.

It will make the father-in-law the step dad.

The mother-in-law the step mum and so on.
Family › Re: Betting Has Landed Me Into N600k Debt! by Karleb(m): 3:25pm On Aug 09, 2020
Chii59:
See your mouth. angry
Shebi you think op is suffering, yours will be worst if you don't remove hand from betting.
Female ko, male ni
undecided undecided

Who told you I bet?

Betting addiction is real! Get that!
Family › Re: Betting Has Landed Me Into N600k Debt! by Karleb(m): 2:37pm On Aug 09, 2020
yvelchstores:
Betting took a hold of you?! You are not serious.
You are female, you wouldn't understand.
Family › Re: Betting Has Landed Me Into N600k Debt! by Karleb(m): 2:36pm On Aug 09, 2020
Your problem is nothing but greed!

Had you withdrawn the 90k out of the 600, maybe your mama would have pardoned you.
Sports › Re: Juventus Appoint Andrea Pirlo As New Manager by Karleb(m): 7:18pm On Aug 08, 2020
They want to go the way of Real Madrid. Hopefully, Pirlo can deliver his own 3 consecutive UCLs.
Sports › Re: Maurizio Sarri: Juventus Coach Sacked After Champions League Exit by Karleb(m): 2:37pm On Aug 08, 2020
Seems his sack letter was printed before the end of the match.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by Karleb(m): 11:59am On Aug 08, 2020
UKBobo:
White people love animals more than their own family members. You will go to work and meet one grieving seriously - only to find out na hamster or cat don pass away.
grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Scores Twice But Lyon Eliminate Juventus From The Champions League by Karleb(m): 11:38am On Aug 08, 2020
The only issue Juve has is Sarri.

Ronaldo just happen to be a very self driven individual if not, Lyon would have embarrassed Juve both home and away.
Health › Re: Ladies, How Many Sanitary Pads Do You Use Per Cycle? by Karleb(m): 10:43am On Aug 08, 2020
What the hell is this doing on front page? grin angry
Programming › Re: Python Language by Karleb(m): 10:29am On Aug 08, 2020
Just download a good ebook for free of course.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Napoli - 3 - 1 - (Live) by Karleb(m): 9:37am On Aug 08, 2020
Sysdatek:
Your mentality would make you an awful coach

Your type will never lead ajax to level it went as minnow

undecided
Are you...?

Do I type like a Barcelona fan?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Napoli - 3 - 1 - (Live) by Karleb(m): 9:12am On Aug 08, 2020
If Barcelona has any iota of shame, they should just lose to Napoli and collect the `Ronaldo and Real Madrid got out before us` award. If they win today's game then I believe they know the kind of humiliation that awaits them in the next round.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1 ) On 7th August 2020 by Karleb(m): 10:03pm On Aug 07, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
Can someone olease explain to me how Lyon qualified even though the aggregate is 2-2??
Away goals.

Juve didn't score a goal when they went to Lyon.

Lyon managed to score one at Juve.
Career › Re: The Perfect Resignation Letter by Karleb(m): 8:17pm On Aug 07, 2020
omenka:
Please what is Shalaye?
Explan.
Programming › Re: My Personal Website by Karleb(m): 5:05pm On Aug 07, 2020
Now this is nice! cool
Family › Re: My Sister-In-Law Staying With Us Atimes Knows When We Are Making Love.Pls Advise by Karleb(m): 4:45pm On Aug 07, 2020
Just find husband give the poor lady.
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Arraigned Before Abuja Mobile Court, Fined N200,000 (Photo, Video) by Karleb(m): 1:54pm On Aug 07, 2020
It's as if this guy has a lawyer the teaches him how to break law without serious repercussions. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:01am On Aug 07, 2020
Sevilla or Wolves? I hate those two clubs!
Family › Re: Before 25 Years Old Should Be Doing This .. by Karleb(m): 6:45am On Aug 07, 2020
Abeg come and interpret the ibo part.


At least you're making sense.

I am in my early 20s, I rounded up NYSC recently when I noticed that my colleagues I initially thought were my age mates were way older than me.


One rounded up service last year and when I checked his resume, the guy is 32!

My roommate told me clearly that had he not used his football age he wouldn't have served. That is, he is at least 30 as at now.

The other lady that looked so young celebrated her 29th birthday 3 months ago. If I should guess, her roommate should be at least 28.


Although these people are old by the other fellow's standard but they are just starting out their lives and careers.

I know of a programmer on Twitter by the name Danny Thompson, he said he was frying chicken until he learned how to code at age 30! Presently the guy has a good job and he is doing well career wise.

What he should be more concerned with is the stage he is in life presently not his age.


I'll still say this, the other fellow is just being unnecessarily hard on himself. What if you're still an undergraduate? What if your mate are doing better than you?
Romance › Re: Is It Idea To Have Sex While A Year Old Baby Is Sleeping On The Same Bed by Karleb(m): 10:33am On Aug 06, 2020
Why is it that Nigerians don't like or buy cradle beds?

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