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Education › Re: Why Are Sperm Whales Called Sperm Whales by Karleb(m): 8:14am On Jul 22, 2020
All these English without a video of it.

Even the video is all pictures of the whale.
Programming › Re: Ever Heard Of Ajax Programming And Development? by Karleb(m): 4:35am On Jul 22, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin

This is what happens when you hear about Ajax for the first time.
Family › Re: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Karleb(m): 12:12pm On Jul 21, 2020
Where is my dictionary?
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Becomes First Player To Score At Least 50 Goals In 3 Different Leagues by Karleb(m): 6:50am On Jul 21, 2020
Let the Ronaldo vs Messi argument begin! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 10:52am On Jul 20, 2020
De Gea and Ole lost us that match.

Although no player is bigger than Man Utd but I believe we are lucky to have Bruno in our team.

Bruno is a kind of player that'll score a die minute penalty in world cup final.
Politics › Re: Olusegun Abraham Steps Down For Akeredolu, Declares Support For Him by Karleb(m): 10:48am On Jul 20, 2020
Abraham is a fool! Now Aketi will go for a second term.

I just pity Ondo State salary earners.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Created The Devil?? by Karleb(m): 9:56pm On Jul 19, 2020
IMAliyu:
God in his perfection and goodness, created hell.
Maybe it's his plan for people to go to hell.
Not maybe. It is.

Remember, he's unquestionable!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m):
eph12:
Would have totally agreed with you if they had come out to play and did very well.
With which players?

A 9 men Man City team will still possess most epl team.

The only team that can comfortably play Man City presently is Liverpool.

Leave the possession to them, get your win.
Programming › Re: At 40, Can I Still Learn Programming And Be Good At It? by Karleb(m): 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2020
So many misyarn on this thread. Typical of Nairaland.
Politics › Re: Buhari Names Agbor Railway Complex After Goodluck Jonathan by Karleb(m): 5:30pm On Jul 18, 2020
SweetJoystick:
How does this help the common man?
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Karleb(m): 3:58pm On Jul 18, 2020
Acidosis:
What do you mean by hustle...hustle.... hustle??!


What else do you want the 23 year old boy to do?
A lot of nairalanders are confused.

When they shout hustle o, they are indirectly referring to Yahoo Yahoo.

I believe the young man is doing well for his age.
Family › Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Karleb(m): 3:54pm On Jul 18, 2020
Nairaland alpha males would say your brother has been pussified. grin grin

Be rest assured that the wife is using what's between her leg to influence your brother.

If I were you, I'd just pack my things when anyone isn't around and go to the village.

My peace of mind is a top priority.
Romance › Re: My Neighbors Wife Is About To Push Me To The Wall. by Karleb(m): 3:19am On Jul 18, 2020
Can I resist this? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:14am On Jul 18, 2020
afrodoc2:
I like him a lot and really don’t understand why they didn’t sign him at the start of the season, however he is not the finished product yet.

His quick forward passing is great and has led to many goals but he can improve on his timing and accuracy.

What we want is a player who comes in and plays well immediately like he has done but also continues to improve.

If he is a bit more accurate and careful with the ball and improves his set piece delivery the team will be better for it and the fans will be happier still.
You guys are never satisfied.

Why don't we just sign Messi and Ronaldo?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Loses N200,000 Job For Calling The Employer ‘uncle’ by Karleb(m): 7:40pm On Jul 17, 2020
Seriously, many of these employers are saucy!

Nonsense!
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Cousin . Is It Bad? by Karleb(m): 12:23pm On Jul 17, 2020
Northerners marry their cousins.

If you are not in the north, you should start thinking of letting her go.

Your parents won't bless the marriage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 9:39am On Jul 17, 2020
The reason why we have so much unbelief on this thread is because of the Southampton draw.

The draw was a loss.
Sports › Re: Messi Says "Things Have To Change" As Barca Lose La Liga Title To Real Madrid by Karleb(m): 9:23am On Jul 17, 2020
I understand Messi's lamentation.

Real Madrid became underdogs when Ronaldo and Zidane left, in fact the two coaches that came after Zidane even worsened the team the more. Hazard was supposed to be savior but look at Hazard, he needs saving, even Modric looks undeserving of the ballon d'or.

It's just so beautiful that an underdog like Real Madrid could lift La Liga when a player such as Messi is spearheading its counterpart.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Karleb(m): 10:35pm On Jul 16, 2020
Even a blind man would have seen this.

You guys deserve this. Congratulations!
Programming › Re: Share Your Remote Job Experience As A Developer by Karleb(m): 3:32pm On Jul 16, 2020
MrJavaS:
Thanks....I also noticed that Nodejs websites are much more faster than php driven sites.

The likes of jumia and paypal
That is not entirely true.

PHP 7 for example is faster than Ruby, Python and Nodejs.


It's depends on what you are building and the developer.

A bad programmer can build a snail project with Ferrari programming language.
Health › Re: How Do You Remove The Hair On Your Balls And Ass? by Karleb(m): 10:11am On Jul 16, 2020
You don't!
Programming › Re: Dear Programmer In Nigeria: How Much Is Your Salary? by Karleb(m): 6:07am On Jul 15, 2020
thenaijacoder:
Yea. My former salary was $500 but after some talks with the owner, i managed to convince them and negotiated a price amount of $2500 per month and it worked out.

Thanks;.
Hey man! Congrats!

But how do you receive your money?

If the rate is around N380 per Dollar then I'll advice you to open a domiciliary account with your favorite bank. With this, the money will get paid directly to your account in Nigeria. Bank rates are around N400 to N450 per Dollar.


Goodluck man!
Programming › Re: Share Your Remote Job Experience As A Developer by Karleb(m): 4:38am On Jul 15, 2020
MrJavaS:
Wow and someone told me its a waste of time to learn how to build sites from scratch.... Thank God I ignored the advice.

I have learnt HTML, CSS , JavaScript , Node JS (not to perfection) and mongoDB. Is it a wise decision?

Cos I heard that its much better to learn PHP and mySQL than since its cheaper and easier to host
A very wise one!

One advantage of Javascript/Node js is you don't need to learn a new language for the backend, it's js Javascript on the front and back end. Its an excellent choice!

Maybe PHP websites are cheaper and easier to host because PHP is everywhere on the web but Javascript is here to stay, in fact, it's taking over.

PHP == NODEjs
MongoDB == Mysql/MariaDb
Programming › Re: Share Your Remote Job Experience As A Developer by Karleb(m): 5:20pm On Jul 14, 2020
Miraj22:
Please can you tell me why
Many people consider jquery obsolete in 2020, in fact, jquery is obsolete.

Vuejs, Reactjs and Angular js are much better option presently. Of all the three, Vuejs is beginner friendly.

WordPress is just another PHP framework, learn php itself. Then you choose to go with popular php frameworks like Laravel, CakePHP, codeigniter...

I strongly recommend Laravel though.


WordPress developers are not considered serious developers.
Programming › Re: Share Your Remote Job Experience As A Developer by Karleb(m): 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2020
Miraj22:
I recently started training on html it will be followed by css, javascript, jquery, bootstrap and wordpress. Am I on the right track??
Remove jquery and WordPress.
Programming › Re: Opening For UI/UX Front End Developers by Karleb(m): 5:21am On Jul 14, 2020
operationmoses:
Front end cum UI Ux designer that is what you are looking for you must be an Indian or Chinese criminal
grin grin

More often than not, recruiters don't know what they are doing or what they want.


If anyone is interested in this job, apply even if you don't meet up with 50 percent of the requirements.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 10:49pm On Jul 13, 2020
Bornfool:
NZdusd and man u self it is unfairooo double loss
Man utd was a break even.
Christianity Etc › Re: 3 Men Carrying Sacrifice In Ikorodu, Forced To Eat It (Photos) by Karleb(m): 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2020
These guys are enjoying. grin
Business › Re: How I Mistakenly Made #880,000 by Karleb(m): 10:29am On Jul 12, 2020
Why don't you just reduce your lot size?

If that trade had gone against you, no one from NL will be around to console you.


In the mean time, when is the giveaway starting?
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Scores 2 Penalties As Juventus Come From Behind To Draw Atalanta At Home by Karleb(m): 10:21am On Jul 12, 2020
tesppidd:
*6 Ballon dors
*1 FIFA World Cup Golden Ball
*Top Goals against Real Madrid, Athletico *Madrid, Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal.
*700 Goals, 250 Assists with less than 90 penalties.

Gerroura here mehn...
grin grin

Messi has taken more penalties per match than Ronaldo.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Scores 2 Penalties As Juventus Come From Behind To Draw Atalanta At Home by Karleb(m): 10:19am On Jul 12, 2020
tesppidd:
Messi has 700 goals with 89 penalties.

Ronaldo has 723 goals with 125 penalties.
Messi has taken 110 penalties
Ronaldo has taken 114 penalties

Remember Messi started his career 2 years after Ronaldo.
Food › Re: Fisherman Kills Sea Lion With Spear In Adada, Rivers State (Pictures) by Karleb(m): 4:44am On Jul 12, 2020
Nobody should talk about endangered specie here abeg! The people are hungry

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