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hardon1:
We all know you are in one face me I face you abode in one undisclosed location in naija, the attention you are looking for , you won't get

Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqDVygr68Xo

Nigerian accent is the sexiest in the world - Foreign Lady

9jatriot:
Nice. I like your honest response.
Let me share with you how I also deal with my kid on this kind of matter. My kid's teachers are in support of PO, naturally, they have skewed the minds of the innocent kids to also like PO. I would have preferred if the teachers just stuck to the topic the way your wife does, but they are humans and they kind of have informal conversations with the kids, I believe it helps with the kid's confidence with having such discussions. So I do not intend to interfere even though the lining is different from my own political lining.

The closest I have come to antagonizing that opinion is probably ask, what Tinubu may have done to them. Right now, my kids do not even know who I support, forget all the noise some of us make on SM, if all ends here.

I was happy when the kid was asking the other day, this one everyone is condemning Russia against Ukraine, Ukraine must have done something that made Russia start attacking them. My response was "good question". I could have once again imposed my position on the child, but I have so far resisted the urge to indoctrinate.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
*THE LP/OBI DRAMA*
Out of a total of 176,000 polling units, you provided only 46,000 polling agents. (This means you were not present, and have no evidence in 130,000 Polling Units nationwide, and you imagine that 46,000 is greater than and will upturn 130,000)

You listed a 50 man witnesses. You presented only 5 (with one week to go).

The 5 presented are:
1. An International Data Analyst
2. A Channels TV Staff
3. A Professor in Mathematics
4. An Arise Tv Staff
5. An AIT Staff

There is not a single person (amongst LP witnesses who is directly) connected to the election you are contesting its result.

All are busy body third party hearsay witnesses (none is an eye witness with primary source or evidence).

What do you think these witnesses will amount to?

People testifying as witnesses to an election (in which they were not present but) they participated in only on TV set are all you have and rely on.

Ok naaa.

9jatriot:
From the question you kid asked, I do not believe that this is how you told the story to your kids and I will tell you why.

From the story you gave, the teacher stopped recording at some point. That means the teacher not recording could have affected both Mensah and Marvis. Knowing how innocent kids are, he/she probably would have asked "Did he go to wie wie?" Because if the story was as innocent as you told it here, there is nothing about not writing on the notice board that seems to suggest that he was either in favor or Mensah or Marvis.

Of course the story you your kid told was skewed towards your own political lining, that was why he asked if he was friends with Mensah.

9jatriot:
Perhaps someone could provide an explanation regarding this matter. How do any of these factors prove that Obi won the election?

His argument seems to suggest that if the results were not uploaded to iREV, the entire election should be canceled in order for his line of reasoning to make sense. However, I am trying to understand the basis of his argument, which implies that everything went well until the uploading process, without any indication of altered results in those units. He is solely relying on the fact that the results did not upload to claim victory.

I have mentioned before that Obi, along with his lawyers and associates, is aware that he did not win, which is why he is not even attempting to demonstrate his victory and is solely focusing on the issue of iREV not functioning properly.

Nonetheless, INEC should provide a proper explanation as to why that aspect did not work.

smalldivk111:
I'm so depressed right now and wish I could die
Have just been diagnosed with an incurable infection herpes

I wish I could just die

Nemere2020:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-ortom-in-efcc-custody/

nairalanda1:
What other network exists.?

INEC does not have any special internet network...they use what is on ground. And beyond our cities, internet is bad, very bad.

(I've even tried it, if I am on a long journey as a passenger, after passing a certain limit, I cannot browse on my android).

BVAS was not going to work very well. Anyway, as time goes on....

Nah. People just like trouble in this country mahn 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SKilZJEHH0

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 19, 2023

saweide:
Pls something is really bothering my mind and I pray I will find good advice here.

I reside in Port-Harcourt about 1 and half years ago Iost my cousin. He died of heart attack. After his death, his wife has been getting closer to me, always calling me and visiting me and am still single. I have had failed relationships in the past. I have been so unlucky with the kind of ladies I met. They are always violent and disrespectful which I dislike so much.

But during my cousins lifetime, she was so good, cool and caring to my cousin and they never had any misunderstanding and they married for just 6 years here in Port Harcourt before he died and they never had a child due to infertility on the side of the cousin. But now everyone like friends and family knows me and scared if I should make advances to her if they won't be saying things against me or should I just forget and look for another lady to marry.

Pls i need ur serious advise. She has fallen in love with me already.

kaziblake:
Must everything be about fraud In this country?

patrickmuf:
It's terrible to see different high courts pronouncing conflicting judgments for the same case. One would think that once a court of the same jurisdiction deals with a case, another court of similar jurisdiction should not entertain the case but it is not the case here, a federal high court in Lagos will say A today and tomorrow another federal high court in Calabar will say B for the same case.

I believe it is what Tinubu alluded to but see how people are attempting to spin his comment.

BrownSugq:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/06/12/court-orders-issued-to-truncate-democracy-wont-be-tolerated-tinubu/

Ahmed0336:
These celebrities doing weird things just to trend.

Nice2023:
I don't think some men here would take this,there is a growing trend among Nigerian men of today.

And that trend is lazying around,leaving all serious domestic responsibilities for women to carry. Go to every streets in Nigeria now,u will see men,I mean married men doing virtually nothing and feeling good about their new found life,that is,not working and not earning any form of income and wouldn't like to learn any form of trade.

The agonising part is that,they now rely on what the woman or their wives rake in just to survive. Many women especially the married ones are now competing with young girls in having boyfriends all around just for the money to take care of one lazy bunch at home.

Men,rise up to the occasion and stop killing your wives with over work and help them to grow and make them better wives devoid of infidelity. It is ur actions that is pushing ur wives outside.

Stop wasting the little u have on betnaija shops and expect nothing back because u are simply wasting away.

Some of u here may not find this one easy but that is the truth.

ogbiwa:
A security guard killed this venomous viper in a bush around an area I visited, and held it by the neck while the snake was still moving and with the head still intact, to look for buyers. When I screamed at him he claimed it was a non venomous python and that someone was coming to buy it for 7k and the person needed the snake whole with the head still intact (likely for diabolical use). When I told him that a scratch from this snake's fangs would kill him if not treated quickly, he dropped the snake before I snapped it. The snake was even still moving on the floor! The risks people take.

o123456789:
Cyber security is your best bet when it comes to choosing the best career path in technology.

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ADVANTAGES OF CAREER IN CYBER SECURITY
1. Remote or physical job opportunities.
2. You can own your own business or be employed by organizations.
3. Start up your own business at a very small cost.
4. Earn big salaries.
5. Opportunity to work for multiple companies simultaneously.
6. Work with little or no knowledge of coding/programming.
7. You don't need a degree. Only your skill is needed.
8. You will be a respected hacker etc.


JOB DESCRIPTION
Cyber security have so many branches but I will give job description about two branches I love and I have also worked in for a long time. The two branches are (i)Bug bounty hunting, (ii)Cyber threat intelligence.

BUG BOUNTY HUNTING
This is the area of cyber security in which you work from anywhere in the world, and your job is to find how a computer, website, database, CCTV, iot etc, can be hacked or manipulated for fraud and you are paid immediately or in a few days, in this job the more bugs/vulnerabilities you submit the more your pay, the least bug/vulnerability is priced at $200. Your employment is 100 percent guaranteed.

CYBER THREAT INTELLIGENCE
In this area your job is to get intelligence on cyber criminals for the purpose of knowing there tools and attack methods. This is a very good career path, you can be an expert witness in a case, or you can be hired by an organization to investigate a cyber attack.

**Ayanbe Francis Uzezi is a cyber security expert.

Corridon:
Even though uncle Charly is exaggerating things, but millions of Nigerians, irrespective of tribe and religion, undoubtedly believed that Peter Obi is the savior Nigeria needs to reach the promised land, but sadly, Tinubu truncated our democracy by stealing the mandate Nigerians freely gave to Obi. But we Nigerians strongly believe it would be retrieved at the appropriate time.

femisplash:
The political astuteness of Tinubu's family is second to none. Seyi having a series of meetings with young elected lawmakers is quite remarkable, this family is really prepared for the tasks ahead. Rather than learn to play politics that transcends clannish mindset that has kept you in the wilderness since 1999. With the way Seyi is buijding bridges across party, religious and tribal lines, i won't be surprised if he clinches the Presidential seat before a southeastern does.

Acidosis:
Dem don turn GWR to POS business

nlfpmod:
https://twitter.com/hackSultan/status/1667943763912605697?t=B_6xerOLMLrMMxv7HNaR9A&s=08[/quote]Chai. Nigerians ehn.
Mama Tony just started selling goat droppings and got a new contract from the government to participate in her agricultural scheme.
Mama Tobi, mama Tony's neighbour, sees this and hurries up to secure her own 'goat droppings' business beside mama Tony.
Mama Nkechi sees these and discusses with Jennifer and Mama Samuel that 'goat droppings business na e dey move now' and all of them jumps into the business too.
That's witchcraft.

dre11:
Why VP’s wife, Nana Shettima, insisted on choice of Police ADC



https://guardian.ng/politics/why-vps-wife-nana-shettima-insisted-on-choice-of-police-adc/

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaVILDiaykQ

Nigerians in shock, as the the Ekiti-based chef, who is trying to break Chef Hilda Baci's unofficial Guinness World Record, for longest cooking by an individual, turned off her gas to pick beans.

Chef Dammy who cooked for over 20 hours, turned off her cooking gas to pick beans before going offline last night.

In the viral video shared on Saturday morning, social media users slammed the chef for turning her gas off to pick out beans that she wants to cook.

A tweep, Dami Dami, wrote in Pidgin English, “You wan break cooking record you dey off gas for 1hr to pick beans. Who no wise na hin fasting dey stress true true.”

Another tweep, Mr. Dapsyn, wrote, “Una no see another record break again than cooking ni? Anyways, Aunty Dami I hear say you off gas to cook pick beans.”

“Why did you buy all the beans” Adefemi questioned.

DAMI, however, wrote, “I heard Bacii never get certified yet If God wanna shame you people make Guinness acknowledge and certified this one before her coz I don’t know why people trying to downplay those guys efforts, picking beans ain’t part of the cooking process?”

Source-

Knocks As Ekiti Chef On 120-hour Cook-a-thon Turned Off Gas To Pick Beans

A chef identified as Damilola Adeparusi has begun a 120-hour cooking marathon in Oye Local Government Area in Ekiti State.

On Friday, videos of her cooking attempt to set a new Guinness World Record… pic.twitter.com/xoVTWdZvtu

— Punch Newspapers (@MobilePunch) June 10, 2023

HeartlessMan:
Lol
You are launching a counter offensive starting on your own land.

That's defeat bro.

Throwback:
See the former powerful tyrant that caused immense hardship to Nigerians and refused to obey Supreme Court order on the illegitimacy of the cash reprinting until Buhari denied him.

He was caught trying to escape like a sewage rat.

Power is truly transient.

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/how-economy-fared-under-obasanjo-yaradua-jonathan-buhari/