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CrimeRe: Nigerian Held In India For Duping By Cloning Cards At Atms by Kaxmytex(m): 5:22pm On Aug 16, 2017
tossie101:
Lalasticlala... why are they tagging him igbo when the real name was not reveald.
Or is it only igbos that bear the name kingsley?.

Lalasticlala u mods are being too biased on this forum and it it not fair.
look at what the tribal warlords have caused now
look at what they are making my sister to pass through....

it's not fair o
and God will judge
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid vs Barcelona, Spanish Super Cup (2 - 0) On 16th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 4:39pm On Aug 16, 2017
barca go dey furious 2nite o, most especially dat dwarfy midget....

d match is going to be an explosive one..
gud to know d goal machine and d surrogate lord aint around, at least he is going to have more time with his boyfriends and i trust dose guyz to deposit more DNA product to his bony yansh

barca is loosing the cup to madrid after a 1-2 win tonight

to all Madrid fans protesting at the bernabeu with dere placards tonight , karma neva done with you guyz.... xpect more

and to all zombie wey go wan quote me.... i will be offline nw.... buh guess wot, the gods are roaming online, u say thrash, they punish you without wasting time

winks
CrimeRe: "Lady's Breast Sucked On Orders Of Oyo Task Force" - Twitter User Claims by Kaxmytex(m): 9:52am On Aug 16, 2017
lolz.... naija don turn another tin o

buh wait o... who is the sucker and the suckee
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Vacations In Portugal (Photos) by Kaxmytex(m): 8:16pm On Aug 15, 2017
first pishure

i will give her 1 billion if only she can remove one more button
Music/RadioRe: Olamide's Video Shoot For “Wo” In Bariga (Photos) by Kaxmytex(m): 4:02pm On Aug 15, 2017
at least it is better than one wey jux spoil good beat with "i want to rap right now"
Science/TechnologyRe: 6 Gadgets Your Smartphone Has Made Irrelevant by Kaxmytex(m): 3:21pm On Aug 15, 2017
nice one
CelebritiesRe: Toolz, Tiwa Savage, Lilian Esoro & Nicki Minaj: Who Rocked The Purple Hair Best? by Kaxmytex(m): 1:39pm On Aug 15, 2017
why toolz kum luk like instrument??

tagging bitchyy minaj with diz local bitchyy queen is kinda awkward to me...

are u giving dem hope
CelebritiesRe: Bukola Adeeyo And Her Baby Girl, Janell Step Out (Photos) by Kaxmytex(m): 10:03am On Aug 15, 2017
bellooyin:
Okunrin sha, betrayer,if this true may God grant his house wife the strength to going through all this.
wetin do okunrin??

am sure d lady knows odun is married...

obinrin sha, home breaker...
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Given Five Matches Ban For Pushing Referee In Sunday Elclasico by Kaxmytex(m): 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2017
if u guyz want to talk of bad officiating

bayern vs madrid jux crossed mah mind
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (4 - 0) On 13th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 5:24pm On Aug 13, 2017
to all the United fans shouting morata, common dis guy played jux 31min and he did everything in style...use only the head to do both the scoring and assist

why hating dis guy nah?? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (4 - 0) On 13th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 4:49pm On Aug 13, 2017
Alexander001:
The way I laugh at conte for selling matic
lol, conte is not dat daft to sell matic, ur countryman, Micheal emenalo and his goons did dat, u nid to thank dem very well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (4 - 0) On 13th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 4:42pm On Aug 13, 2017
hello sir, result sheet has been compromised, u sey wetin sir, u mean match day 1 should be nulified....okay sir, right nw sir...... heading back to HQ right away sir....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (4 - 0) On 13th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 4:30pm On Aug 13, 2017
supervisor is around o

lacasera 90min played; 1goal scored; 0assist; 0 goal disallowed...

morata 31min played; 1goal scored; 1 assist; 1goal disallowed;

make dis match jux end sharperly, make we collate the result and send it to headquarter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 12th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 1:05pm On Aug 12, 2017
epl and 2.5 in fist half

badest league
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Childless Wife Having Sex With Customer To Get Pregnant by Kaxmytex(m): 10:56am On Aug 12, 2017
power.........enter

u go fear woman nah.....

customer don hit am lyk mad, she no wan let go again.....

mr customer, u too gbaski
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 9:21pm On Aug 11, 2017
wenger na mumu...

too much player dey im squad

d transfer window should close b4 commencement of new season

d guy jux lyk to dey run mouth
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by Kaxmytex(m): 8:56pm On Aug 11, 2017
second half most scoring half

shey u don tear am??
PhonesRe: Unboxing Gionee A1 Lite - N70,000 Phone With 20mp Camera And 4000mah? (pics) by Kaxmytex(m): 3:37pm On Aug 11, 2017
camon cx and infinix note 3 pro knock this shi out and guess wot, price more affordable
EducationRe: IMSU Student Flogged By Lecturer Faints (Photos) by Kaxmytex(m): 1:29pm On Aug 11, 2017
grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Madam Kofo Take A Selfie by Kaxmytex(m): 12:50pm On Aug 10, 2017
o boi, u go fear headgear nah,.. attach LNB to dis and you are good to go

buh dat im mouth sha..... dis women no wan old again...
SportsRe: Nigeria Returns From Continental Gymnastics Championship Due To Lack Of Fund by Kaxmytex(m): 12:27pm On Aug 10, 2017
where is our minister of football??
SportsRe: Lady Wants To Give Birth To A "Neymar". Gives Step By Step Description by Kaxmytex(m): 5:50pm On Aug 05, 2017
financial fair play rule my foot

but wait o......What happens to this guyz

jordan
durant
gatlin
tyson gayy
phelps
hamilton
rosberg
federer
nadal
serena
and so on....

so everybody wan produce another neymar nw....

God punish poverty...
RomanceRe: Best Man Staring At New Couple As They Kiss (Photo) by Kaxmytex(m): 11:01am On Aug 04, 2017
I know u guyz ain't gon know wot happen

Lemme explain what transpired exactly in the pishure...

The groom guy is a bad guy who doesn't engage in pre-intimacy, all he knows is hitting and dat'z all.
After a shambolic display at the church , the minister must have been wondering why on earth did he alter the statement "now you may kiss your bride"... Coz the guy aint get any chill atall, the congregation were thinking maybe the groom's hubby is swallowing....
You dont nid anybody to tell you that the bride is somehow in a distress coz her nose down to her lower lip dey inside the guy mouth

WTF.... is he a vampire, in-laws muttering...
We jux have to thank God the minister came into rescue when he alter another statement "now you may release your bride"
You nid to see the way bride dey gasp...

The groom was ashamed of himself, a day wey suppose dey joyful, he could have lost his wife due to his inexperience ..

Now it remain one last huddle for him to cross which is going to be staged at the reception and for him to put up a show of shame once again, that would be disastrous...

The guy was in need of a dine minute teacher and as his luck would have it, he jammed the big lip guy, his lip weighing 50pound is a sign for d groom that dis guy is the real deal, the tutor he has been looking for

He hooked the guy, and the words that comes out of mouth is "pls, you nid to teach me hw to kiss asap"
The guy smiled and replied "when it comes to dat aspect, i sabi am pas jamb"

The guy is a life saver, looking at the groom in the picture, we can say he is good to go now

Big lip guy jux has to give close mark monitoring to avoid story that touch...

Greatest tutor ever liveth..
GamingRe: 10 Toughest/Hardest Video Games Boss Of All Time by Kaxmytex(m): 3:13pm On Aug 02, 2017
i dont think i do games lyk before anymore and. d last boss game i played...

hmm.... i think dat should be GOW2... showdown between kratos and zeus...

i didn't even break a sweat...i slayed kratos after second trial....

the best way to play all dis boss game is to think lyk the developer...

realize the pattern being used by the developer and you are good to go....

played mkke aswell...., chai, miss good old days
RomanceRe: Big, Bold And Beautiful Women Stun In Swimsuits by Kaxmytex(m):
the floor ontop wey dem stand sef don Dey crack

if dem spend 20min 4 dat place, earthquake go shelle
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Faces Two Years In Prison Over Legal Row by Kaxmytex(m): 12:28pm On Aug 01, 2017
U.S guyz can press anything call charge

make dem free dis guy joor
WebmastersRe: "Runtown, Naira, Anthony Joshua" Rank As Top 3 Popular Searches On Google by Kaxmytex(m): 3:22pm On Jul 27, 2017
monitoring spirit wey dey carry naira matter for head lyk afro, una no dey tire
SportsRe: Manchester City Signs Monaco BENJAMIN MENDY In Deal Worth Over £50m by Kaxmytex(m): 4:32pm On Jul 24, 2017
i don dey pity dis guy in advance
Christianity EtcRe: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by Kaxmytex(m): 2:59pm On Jul 23, 2017
when u dont have a job, and satan comes with a blowwjob.....

10 times a day, u wan kill ursef
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi, Annie Idibia, Kate Henshaw, Omoni: Who Rocked The Hairstyle Best? by Kaxmytex(m): 7:07pm On Jul 22, 2017
Omoni
Kate
Adesua


Dem force d style ontop anie's head??
CrimeRe: Fake Lawyer Busted In Court While Defending Client (photo) by Kaxmytex(m): 10:07pm On Jul 11, 2017
na real wah
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Big Scorpion I Killed In My Office This Morning. ( Pics) by Kaxmytex(m): 1:54pm On Jun 01, 2017
Scorpion king

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