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tossie101:look at what the tribal warlords have caused now look at what they are making my sister to pass through.... it's not fair o and God will judge |
barca go dey furious 2nite o, most especially dat dwarfy midget.... d match is going to be an explosive one.. gud to know d goal machine and d surrogate lord aint around, at least he is going to have more time with his boyfriends and i trust dose guyz to deposit more DNA product to his bony yansh barca is loosing the cup to madrid after a 1-2 win tonight to all Madrid fans protesting at the bernabeu with dere placards tonight , karma neva done with you guyz.... xpect more and to all zombie wey go wan quote me.... i will be offline nw.... buh guess wot, the gods are roaming online, u say thrash, they punish you without wasting time winks |
lolz.... naija don turn another tin o buh wait o... who is the sucker and the suckee |
first pishure i will give her 1 billion if only she can remove one more button |
at least it is better than one wey jux spoil good beat with "i want to rap right now" |
nice one |
why toolz kum luk like instrument?? tagging bitchyy minaj with diz local bitchyy queen is kinda awkward to me... are u giving dem hope |
bellooyin:wetin do okunrin?? am sure d lady knows odun is married... obinrin sha, home breaker... |
if u guyz want to talk of bad officiating bayern vs madrid jux crossed mah mind |
to all the United fans shouting morata, common dis guy played jux 31min and he did everything in style...use only the head to do both the scoring and assist why hating dis guy nah?? ![]() |
Alexander001:lol, conte is not dat daft to sell matic, ur countryman, Micheal emenalo and his goons did dat, u nid to thank dem very well |
hello sir, result sheet has been compromised, u sey wetin sir, u mean match day 1 should be nulified....okay sir, right nw sir...... heading back to HQ right away sir.... |
supervisor is around o lacasera 90min played; 1goal scored; 0assist; 0 goal disallowed... morata 31min played; 1goal scored; 1 assist; 1goal disallowed; make dis match jux end sharperly, make we collate the result and send it to headquarter |
epl and 2.5 in fist half badest league |
power.........enter u go fear woman nah..... customer don hit am lyk mad, she no wan let go again..... mr customer, u too gbaski |
wenger na mumu... too much player dey im squad d transfer window should close b4 commencement of new season d guy jux lyk to dey run mouth |
second half most scoring half shey u don tear am?? |
camon cx and infinix note 3 pro knock this shi out and guess wot, price more affordable |
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o boi, u go fear headgear nah,.. attach LNB to dis and you are good to go buh dat im mouth sha..... dis women no wan old again... |
where is our minister of football?? |
financial fair play rule my foot but wait o......What happens to this guyz jordan durant gatlin tyson gayy phelps hamilton rosberg federer nadal serena and so on.... so everybody wan produce another neymar nw.... God punish poverty... |
I know u guyz ain't gon know wot happen Lemme explain what transpired exactly in the pishure... The groom guy is a bad guy who doesn't engage in pre-intimacy, all he knows is hitting and dat'z all. After a shambolic display at the church , the minister must have been wondering why on earth did he alter the statement "now you may kiss your bride"... Coz the guy aint get any chill atall, the congregation were thinking maybe the groom's hubby is swallowing.... You dont nid anybody to tell you that the bride is somehow in a distress coz her nose down to her lower lip dey inside the guy mouth WTF.... is he a vampire, in-laws muttering... We jux have to thank God the minister came into rescue when he alter another statement "now you may release your bride" You nid to see the way bride dey gasp... The groom was ashamed of himself, a day wey suppose dey joyful, he could have lost his wife due to his inexperience .. Now it remain one last huddle for him to cross which is going to be staged at the reception and for him to put up a show of shame once again, that would be disastrous... The guy was in need of a dine minute teacher and as his luck would have it, he jammed the big lip guy, his lip weighing 50pound is a sign for d groom that dis guy is the real deal, the tutor he has been looking for He hooked the guy, and the words that comes out of mouth is "pls, you nid to teach me hw to kiss asap" The guy smiled and replied "when it comes to dat aspect, i sabi am pas jamb" The guy is a life saver, looking at the groom in the picture, we can say he is good to go now Big lip guy jux has to give close mark monitoring to avoid story that touch... Greatest tutor ever liveth.. |
i dont think i do games lyk before anymore and. d last boss game i played... hmm.... i think dat should be GOW2... showdown between kratos and zeus... i didn't even break a sweat...i slayed kratos after second trial.... the best way to play all dis boss game is to think lyk the developer... realize the pattern being used by the developer and you are good to go.... played mkke aswell...., chai, miss good old days |
the floor ontop wey dem stand sef don Dey crack if dem spend 20min 4 dat place, earthquake go shelle |
U.S guyz can press anything call charge make dem free dis guy joor |
monitoring spirit wey dey carry naira matter for head lyk afro, una no dey tire |
i don dey pity dis guy in advance |
when u dont have a job, and satan comes with a blowwjob..... 10 times a day, u wan kill ursef |
Omoni Kate Adesua Dem force d style ontop anie's head?? |
na real wah |
Scorpion king |
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