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Anambra next governor...

naso e dey start

Maybe d word beautiful has anoda meaning...

This is my comment

Best league in d world

Is there any formal agreement that u will b paid 50k b4 dey fund ur account..

if na me dis is wot i will do, i go withdraw 100k go play 2 odd..

i get 200k
i go pay tithe 20k, them am left with the real money wich is 180k..
am off to d bursars offrce to clear my conscience...
bursar collect im 130k and i carry my 50k..
50k plus d previous 80k wey dey collect A.C 4 bank equals 130k same amount with bursars share..

bottomline..
i settle my conscience
i settle bursar
i settle church
i make God happy
i have excess
and i would b patiently waiting 4 d next overpayment

if dangote, adenuga and d rest have ur mentality, me and u no go pray make God let us b like dem...

diz and many more are d reason why one man is hiding somewhr




pls, dont quote me for clarification

CHaI...

U dont have to blame buhari on diz, i think am d one at fault.

back in dose dayz when i was a class captain in my pry school, i r'mba mr suraju would give me an order to write d names of vernacular speakers....
power was in my hand, my classmate go begin dey beg me buh at d end, dem go do d needful by dropping 5box, bribing...u may call it, buh i dont blame dem, who get mind to face mr suraju double headed cane bonded with rubber band??...
it's a matter of, u pay me or u see pepper...
after few weeks, story changed, regular customers no dey roja me again, class go dey silent as if recession grip my classmate vocal cord, traces of staggered english began to emanate...

after some month, my mate kum begin dey tear english lyk bro soyinka...
na so diz guyz spoil market 4 me o...
had it been, i ain't collecting bribe and mr suraju's order was ignored, native language would have been dominant.
sorry, y'all can put d blame on me..

100K is too small compare to what he is doing at chelsea presently

Drille, hope d contract is reasonable?? coz a gem lyk u deserve nothing but d best

Beta pikin
Baba God wey do ur own go help me answer dat anty

Beautiful nonsense

me and u posting on diz thread is an achievement for attention seeking davido and mr seun osewa.



wot else do i nid 2 say, congratulation bro, i fink u gat wot u nid...

Hustling and buzzling

small state, large population

Dem take am do ritual and she go r'mba where im go #yimu

Nice one, mr governor

4 ur information dis year eclipse go apun insyd my compound

gate fee is as follow:

regular: 10K
VIP: 50K
VVIP: 100K
Galz wey get *coughs*: free of charge
Guyz wey gather muscle; i take God beg una, no show face atall coz our eclipse is allergic to seeing bouncers

new race

R I P

C6H5NH2
Motherfvcking aromatic amine,
this guy no dey see erythrocyte 4 face, na termination straight and when red blood cell no dey body cadiac arrest fit set in

this stvpid chemical na hell of a badas$, exposure to d vapour sef is sumtin else, na to go find galon of water dey wash face...

One of d major reason wey i always choose to wash apparatus before practical session and after dat, my participation is over for d group... no b mah fault, dem go tell u sample a, b, c...
u no knw which one wey fit end ur career if not properly handled...

it aint easy being a chemist...
shoutout to all lab tech in all institution...una weldone sir
R.I.P to dis great man once again, i pray may ur gentle soul rest in perfect peace..

Lucky u

We are all in one prison or the other....

His own opinion

U go fear association diz days o where dere headquater dey sef??

Choi....na when boxer dey get seat belt...

mr oburuku, i hail o...

JABULANI

True definition of ONE CHANCE

Mango don dey get wing again...

Miss world soccer winning eleven 8 days

no player, i repeat, no player has speed compare to obafemi martins

if i take d guy tear race, u will nid a power bike to stop me....




@topic, how many well experience guyz apart from Captain JOM do we have in the national team...

if given d chance, e no go flaw, 4get say e dey play chinko league

Wat da fv...k
u mean anoda dude is pounding diz 1 dat looks lyk an hardon killer

diz earth has turn to sumtin else, am off to jupiter

Ooops

Come again bae
u mean d guy gave u a digitalize penetration or an expression of physical bonding??

Pervs

Headmaster edward, wot d fvck was dat?? u beta respect ursef
who knw u gan sef, if no b say u dey shout ur name for every single wey u drop...

apology not necessary, u b God?

nonsense
Yeyebrity sha