Politics / Re: SURPRISE! Ihedioha Appoints Non-indigene As Imo SSG, Seriake Dickson Reacts by kay4kay: 3:58pm On Jun 04, 2019 |
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Education / Re: Sniper Is Not An Easy Killer, It's An Organ Eating ,liquid Monster. by kay4kay: 2:53am On Jun 04, 2019 |
Kenedy16: Sniper is a DDVP 2,2. Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound. When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you.... 1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir 2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now. 3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode.. 4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it. 5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river. 6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job. 7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure. The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost. That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital. If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets". You can see, it's not an easy death. Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator. You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order. It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper. If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke. Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror, will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job. It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death... Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live? You can see that suicide is more painful than depression. You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am. #copied# SNIPER is not produced in Nigeria. Its produce in China and marketed br Saro Agro sciences Ltd in Nigeria 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: The Nigerian Church That Has Stood The Test Of Time by kay4kay: 2:46pm On May 26, 2019 |
Bluebolt:
Then why is the flock like that while the sheperd is a pro? They lack love No love Worst is their single ladies They Bleep codedly like dog |
Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: The Nigerian Church That Has Stood The Test Of Time by kay4kay: 9:05am On May 26, 2019 |
netflicks: But is it true that the person to take over from dady G.O redeem church is still in beer parlour? How true is this pls.... Na me nau But I will leave beer parlour next year |
Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: The Nigerian Church That Has Stood The Test Of Time by kay4kay: 9:02am On May 26, 2019 |
I love the GO, I love His preaching but I can never attend the church because of its members.
They are too wicked arrogant thinking they are the holy creatures on earth.
Just negodu 8 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: The True Test Of Friendship... The Few Unpopular Truths... - Meme List by kay4kay: 7:42pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
Who is this edieot talktoon 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help!! I Need To Stop Thinking About Him. by kay4kay: 8:11pm On Apr 14, 2019 |
greatnaija01: at this point you are not sure if its the cannabis that is doing the thinking for you o.... so why not stop it for a while and really see if you want him in your life.
Since you are mature, why not ASK HIM DIRECTLY.... Oga, where is this leading to? Let him give you his manifesto and give you the respect you deserve as a woman by ASKING YOU OUT PROPERLY....
Also consider that the place he met you is NOT really the place where women can be respected or treated with dignity and he already made a move on you that really got you wet so he has seen that you have low virtues.... PLS REDEEM YOURSELF else his friends will also come and test you Do guys still toast or ask girls for a date in this generation. With my car all I need do is hop in and the rest is history. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Help Needed With Itchy Private Part by kay4kay: 11:13pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
Help1993: Hello nairalanders, I have to create a new account to just communicate this because I have been having too much discomfort. I still don't know what is wrong with my body especially my private part which gets very dry, itchy and scaly. I have done several test like HIV, syphilis, blood test and lots more and the result came out negative and I've also spent quite a lot of money getting medication and test which prove abortive. Please any experience doctor in the house should please help with on what is wrong with me and how best to get rid of this because it's becoming embarrassing. Thank you for your help and please mod, move this to front page and my life depends on it.
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Properties / Re: Fire Outbreak At Abibu Oki, Lagos Island (Photos) by kay4kay: 7:26am On Mar 26, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: Governor Ambode And Lagosians Hailing Him (Photo) by kay4kay: 4:54pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Eyin ke
Mo ti gba na mo ti elevate.
Have taken my share of the treasury 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Pastor Oyedepo Opens His Mega Real Estate Housing Project (Photos) by kay4kay: 2:25pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
HigherEd: Not only that
Church staff/workers are allowed to pay for housing units in installments of 30 years.
Cheapest housing estate in Africa. Largest housing estate In Africa Phase 1 already has its own gas powerplant To have its own police station, fire services, sport centres, hospitals and schools
Cheapest Unit - 4 million naira \ 30 years = 133,000 Per Annum Most expensive Unit - 35 million naira\30 years = 1.2 miilion/annum.
The estate is currently only for Winners members
This one is in sifia pains o Lord heal him of jealousy...
But on a more serious note you lack wisdom. Govt would go and burn down an estate owned by possibly 15,000 people which could be housing up to 150,000 people in the minimum.
You think the residents would be watching you burn down houses they bought with their hard earned money. Land backed by a federal CofO for that matter.
You think Ogun state would be watching as you burn down the source of its largest Land-use charge income(on 15,000) houses simply because of one President's vendatta against oyedepo.
Even Abacha can not do that Am not sure the payment plans span 30years. I think its just 12 months. Please enlighten me Thanks |
Culture / Re: High Chief, Fatai Olumegbon Is Dead by kay4kay: 2:21pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
nifemi25: Rip. Regards to my dad when you get to heaven Olumegbon is a classical chief and carefully choose his friends. You can send him to your dad. Let a member of your family go and deliver your regards |
Crime / Re: 37-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping 21-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by kay4kay: 8:08pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
Hamilton1: Afonjas at it again Veronica Vincent Anuofia 20 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: 37-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping 21-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by kay4kay: 8:07pm On Mar 24, 2019 |
binsanni: Cut the bastard prick sharp sharp what nonsense Cut the bastard prick sharp sharp what nonsense Did you read at all or you lack comprehension 13 Likes |
Education / Re: Success Storms Delta Pidgin Radio Station, Drops #DemGoFlogDemGoTire by kay4kay: 7:09am On Mar 24, 2019 |
Success 8 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Once Broke My Heart Bitterly And Now She Is Calling Serially... by kay4kay: 10:54am On Mar 23, 2019 |
Please forgive her. Keep fucking her, meet her parents then tell her you took a loan in the bank for your wedding but before then you will like to repair her parents house. In may when the rainy season is high remove their roof. Then japaaaa 6 Likes 1 Share |
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Politics / Re: Collapsed Building ; Dolapo Osinbajo Visit Survivors In Lagos by kay4kay: 7:40am On Mar 16, 2019 |
penearth: A long Chevrolet express bus/van is for sale. is new 2009 model came 2015 from us. is very very cheap. use for church, school, companies etc. plasma sets, air conditions equipped
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TV/Movies / Re: Slay Queen Steals Guy's Money & Phone And Forgets Her Panties (Hilarious Skit) by kay4kay: 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
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Travel / Re: No Boeing 737 Max 8 Flying In Nigerian Airspace, Says NCAA by kay4kay: 2:18pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
But Airpeace has ordered for 10 Boeing 737 Max 8. 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: There Is No Violence And Killings In Oyo State - Commissioner Of Police by kay4kay: 7:22am On Mar 11, 2019 |
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Crime / Re: Lady Accuses Her Boyfriend Of Duping Her Sexually And Financially In Lagos by kay4kay: 2:14pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
This is called jibiti obo If you know you know 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts Members Of APC Presidential Campaign Council To A Thank You Dinner by kay4kay: 2:08pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Where is JAGABAN |
Education / Re: Teacher Flogs Student, 12 Strokes, For Not Completing Her Homework (Photos) by kay4kay: 8:34am On Mar 05, 2019 |
EmekaBlue: What do you think her parents should do or the best way to handle such matter? Am surprised with all the childish comments up here. Indiscipline has vanished from our system. A lot of baby mamas who lack home training giving birth like rats up and down. Growing up I got strokes like this from my sisters and brother regarding my assignment, today I look back and appreciate those strokes. Idiot and konkobility 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: A Well Endowed LADY Nearly Killed This Randy Guy While Working On Him(video) by kay4kay: 9:06am On Mar 04, 2019 |
That's adult abuse |
Politics / Re: "Get Out Of My Motor, You'll Voted For Buhari" — Lady Slams Hausa-Fulani Beggar by kay4kay: 3:23am On Mar 04, 2019 |
Omoluabi16: I can't remember the last time I gave any beggar money, I no wan turn to groundnut. But baiting them to come beg you, start recording? It just doesn't make sense to me. Let us not lose our reasoning and humanity over elections. Their begging predates buhari's rule. APC or not, they are less privileged. If you can't give, then walk away. God is watching us all. They are not less privileged. But into business |
Politics / Re: Atiku Wins In 10 Local Governments In Ondo (Official Results) by kay4kay: 6:00pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
TheFreeOne:
Thank you.
Real omoluabis know what's up except for Tinubu lackeys and ethnic jingoists. We hardly make noise like those myopic agberos who can't see the big picture except their stomachs. Until you all understand that tinunbu is a business man doing business with the destiny of Nigerian youths. |
Romance / Re: Please Advise Me,i Don't Want To Loose Her by kay4kay: 7:08pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Godmother:
I don't need to dig. That possibility doesn't even occur to me. You can't just draw your points out of the sky and conclude like that. Don't worry you will soon come back here with stories. The fact is she just meta new guy now and she's confused. The guy is sweet mouthing her. Please wake up |
Romance / Re: Please Advise Me,i Don't Want To Loose Her by kay4kay: 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Newboss: Guy, move on. She's fūcking another guy. Just do yourself a favour, abeg Confirm. |
Politics / Re: Youths Turn The Oshodi-apapa Expressway By Cele Bus Stop To Football Pitch by kay4kay: 9:03am On Feb 23, 2019 |
Playing there tomorrow on the expressway. Aye won ti dota |
Nairaland / General / Re: thanks everyone by kay4kay: 12:45pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Lizjane18:
My mum send me money for my upkeep in school.. I was just unfortunate this time, my mum isn't broken like that but she was expecting some. Money and it was later postponed again... She send me money for my feeding in school.... Did your mom have a PVC or your self? If yes atikulate tomorrow 10 Likes |
Phones / Re: . by kay4kay: 1:52pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
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