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Crime › Re: Nigerian Girl In UK Narrates How Some Of Her Close Friends Tried To Kill Her by kay9(m):
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TV/Movies › Re: Biggest Movies Of 2016 by kay9(m):
This list of "expected" box-office movies doesn't make me very happy...
A few original scripts mostly in the year's first and last quarters, the rest are sequels, sequels to sequels, spin-offs, and a mishmash of hollywood money-making franchises. Yes, I admit I'm secretly salivating for BvS and Civil War, but jeez how many more different shades of Tarzan before the "white-man-ruling-african-jungle" idea is finally shelved?? The Kung fu panda picketing just makes me sad; I know people will troop in to watch it cos of their fond memories of the first installment. And Underworld... this will be what, part 6 abi 7? I dont even know who's fighting who again in that movie. Even Ghost-*******-bursters?? huhangry

I just pray there are some really nice indies. Something to surprise me.
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Car Talk › Re: What I Saw At NNPC Gas Station. by kay9(m): 8:31pm On Jan 02, 2016
Phrankin:
If you don't mind, can you please tell us exactly the law he broke and how he broke it.
OP, would you be kind enough to respond to the above? Thank you.
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Romance › Re: About Women Making The First Move. by kay9(m): 5:53pm On Jan 02, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
Some ladies expect guys to know when they are in the mood to be wooed, if they are his level or not... like he is psychic _ yet they can't do same.
Guys get turned down everyday, and they are not dead.

You don't go about approaching every random guy, those signs you expect a young man to watch out for, you should be smart enough to watch out for same signs.

Observing a guy closely (especially when you guys have established a reasonable degree of familiarity), you would notice if he is into you but has issues expressing himself probably for fear of being turned down too. That's the time to strike... grin

God bless you, ma'am. I genuflect at the feet of your maturity.
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TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Best And Worst Hollywood Movie Of 2015? by kay9(m): 12:34am On Jan 02, 2016
koice:
- Fantastic Four: WTF?! They shouldn't have bothered to make a remake at all. The original was bad enough, why make it worse?? undecided
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I didn't watch this movie but the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes were just terrible.
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TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Best And Worst Hollywood Movie Of 2015? by kay9(m): 12:29am On Jan 02, 2016
koice:
My best 3:
- Mad Max: Everybody were crazy in this fast paced non-stop action sequence blockbuster, not just Mad Max, infact, Max seemed pretty sane in comparison to the 'witness me' brigade. grin
Mediocre, koice! Mediocre! cheesy

Hey, and how the Bullet Farmer? Now that was one fella who loved his job! I loved that his line: "I am the scales of justice; conductor of the choir of death! Sing, brother Koch!" <his sub-machine guns rattling and singing> "Sing! Singgggg!!" grin
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TV/Movies › Re: Swing And A Miss: Rogue Nation by kay9(m): 12:20am On Jan 02, 2016
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Aww cheer up... At least now I know there was a good reason I didn't watch Rogue Nation.
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TV/Movies › Re: Swing And A Miss: Rogue Nation by kay9(m): 10:01am On Dec 31, 2015
Severee, me thinks you're losing it... the side-talk is getting too, well, verbose. Keep it simple, nice and simple. Else you end up worse than the movie.

But that first post and the attachment - NOICE! smiley
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TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Best And Worst Hollywood Movie Of 2015? by kay9(m): 8:50am On Dec 31, 2015
CHIMCO:
Mad max: fury road and Terminator Genisys are jokes[b] mere waste of megabytes esp Mad max which is so noisey. [/b]Anyway likes differs. I m yet to watch The Revenant(no Mp4 version yet still on Cam) and popular Star Wars.
I strongly suspect you watched a very low quality cinema dub (probably with horrible grainy images, the screen tilted to an angle, people walking across the screen with popcorn and laughter in the background) smiley
All cinemas in Naija now offer low-priced mid-week tickets, so either that or you look for good quality HD torrent downloads. That's how you know how good (or bad) a movie is.
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TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Best And Worst Hollywood Movie Of 2015? by kay9(m): 7:56am On Dec 31, 2015
I didn't watch that many movies this year so I can't really name a "worst" one. But I can confidently tell you that Jupiter Ascending was plain blah... a waste of 2hours.

The best of the few I watched, though, was Mad Max: Fury Road. Witness me! smiley
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TV/Movies › Re: Share Your Favorite Movie SoundTrack by kay9(m): 6:41pm On Dec 29, 2015
New Divide - Linkin Park (Transformers 2)
Into the West - Enya (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)
Help I'm Alive - Metric (Defendor)
I See Fire - Ed Sheeran (The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug)
Touch the Sky - Julie Fowlis (Brave)

And of course...
See You Again - Wiz Khalifa/Charlie Puth (Fast n Furious 7) smiley This song is the ONLY reason i downloaded this movie on the first place...and i just kept jumping forward while watching so I could get to ending and see the song montage. So sad and beautiful.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Who Do You Blame For This Picture? Lol (photo) by kay9(m): 4:52pm On Dec 29, 2015
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Programming › Re: If You Were Imprisoned In A Room For 3 Months, Had A Computer With Internet..... by kay9(m): 11:51am On Dec 29, 2015
skywalker495:
stream HD porn wink
This is one fckn honest guy.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Joliyp..... Come Thee Here, Cutie by kay9(m): 4:24pm On Dec 28, 2015
Well.... that was fast. Done and dusted in less than 2 hours, dayum!

What's that his name, ermm... lalasticlala, yes, shouldn't these two should be nominated for something... i dunno, "Quickest NL hookup" or some sh!t like that?
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Career › Re: Should I Be Bothered About Leaving? by kay9(m): 3:55am On Dec 25, 2015
coolhamid:
Opinions are like Assholes, everybody is entitled to one.
Classic. cool
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: looking for a matured guy who is ready to settle down by kay9(m): 11:10am On Dec 23, 2015
It is not easy for a woman to boldly say, I am looking for a man. Guys, please remember this. Yes, there are women with unpleasant attitudes and unrealistic expectations of what their man/husband should be like, but assuming that every woman that puts up this kind of thread is like that is, I dunno, just plain hateful. If all you do is spread hate and sadness, then trust me, that's all you'll ever get. Just my opinion.

OP, sadly I'm off the market but i wish you all the best. smiley
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TV/Movies › Re: 10 Reasons Cgi Is Getting Worst Not Better by kay9(m): 8:27pm On Dec 21, 2015
ekemini606:
your trying too hard to sound intelligent...
Ok fine, you hate CGI. We get it. But you shouldnt insult people for airing their own opinion. Now please move over lemme rewatch my bootleg copy of Avengers 2... grin
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Romance › Re: Should I Tell Him What Went Wrong? by kay9(m): 11:17am On Dec 14, 2015
ronkebaby:
but who is really guilty between these couple? is it the brother that lied to her to make her marry him or the sister that accepted the marriage proposal , and never told the broda her true feelings towards him that she does not actully like him, but can tolerate him only?
secondly, the sister in wanting to get in touch with the other brother is not because she intends to break his home, but just to reveal some hidden things of the past to him as to why she refused his proposal and probably bcome friends. the two of them are poles and miles apart now, so i dont think it would work attempting to lure him away from his wife anyway.
Madam, I'm sorry but what you wrote up there is a pile of hogwash, if you will pardon the french. "Brother lied to her blah blah blah.."; is she a baby? If she trusted any statement involving "holy spirit" so much, why didn't she pray too and ask the holy spirit herself?
As for calling brother "that is poles and miles away", I'm smiling at both you and your friend in swahili... Tell me, what would you say if your husband comes home one day and says he wants to call his ex of 6yrs ago to inform her of some secret reasons why he dumped her?
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Romance › Re: Should I Tell Him What Went Wrong? by kay9(m): 11:07am On Dec 14, 2015
I just have one question: How exactly did brother number one "deceive" her into the marriage?
People should learn to take responsibility for their decisions.
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Romance › Re: Sexual Attraction To Dead People? by kay9(m): 10:10am On Dec 14, 2015
Rileey:
That's not what I mean, I mean people who have been known to be necrophiles and have gotten popularity just by that.
Rileey:
Ptttf! You aren't even knowledgeable about the issue and you are sounding like you are a know it all. Oversabi wea no know anything.
A simple google search gave me what I needed....
This is how you recognize underage douchebags online. Zero class, zero manners. Thanks to cable television, Twitter, and Kim Kardashian, weird is now the new cool; that's why our little fella here hears necrophilia and immediately wonders who's gotten famous for it. And of course, even if you know what necrophilia means and understand the psychology behind it, but don't know any FAMOUS person associated with it, then you are an "oversabi".

Congrats Rileey, you're well on your way to celebrity-hood; perhaps you should trademark your Twitter handle before someone steals it and becomes a necrophilia star before you.
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Romance › Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by kay9(m): 12:52pm On Dec 05, 2015
dachaste:
Single n searching on a football pitch? Haba bros
Trying to imagine the look on your face when you said that "haba bros"! grin grin
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Girl In A More Complex Dilemma Than I? by kay9(m): 10:23pm On Dec 03, 2015
Frankdamaxx:
End Time Joe.

Anyways, on a serious note. Money and "my sisters got married before 27" is what is tilting you towards Joe.

What if Joe was on the same level with Daniel financially what will you do? Would you have considered?

Do you want to have a friend and companion in marriage or just be a wife?

Is marrying early more important to you than marrying happily?

Answer these truthfully and make your choice.

Voila.
I believe the bolded simplifies everything.
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Girl In A More Complex Dilemma Than I? by kay9(m): 10:15pm On Dec 03, 2015
Kingsasian:
I don't have much to say other than "the devil you know is better than the angel you do not know". For the first guy to tell you his plans and to tell you a specific time when he will be ready to settle down with shows how serious he is to you and as for the second guy, you don't know him. The fact that he brought his mom to talk to you shows how desperate he/they are. Three months is too short a time to know and understand each other. Don't be too desperate just because age is no longer on your side, don't rush yourself into marital problems. Marry the one you love, that loves you in return and understands you more and whom you understand as well. Finally pray about it and seek for elderly advise.
Babe, listen to this guy.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Answer This With An Open Mind by kay9(m): 10:00pm On Dec 03, 2015
hahn:
Don't be silly. The almighty flying spaghetti revealed it to me. He knows all things grin
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I must admit that reading this thread from start to finish was immensely entertaining.
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Family › Re: Why Can't His Joystick Penetrate Me Fully? by kay9(m): 2:49am On Nov 11, 2015
tpiah11:
I wish I knew but I actually dont wish to be privy to such information.


measure your thing and measure his own thing, enter the stats somewhere and see if you can figure it out.
grin grin grin I'm dead!!!
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Culture › Re: Samoan Proverbs by kay9(m): 1:47am On Nov 11, 2015
Ah well, the half-Igbo half-Samoan bit is what reeled me in...

Here's another Igbo one:
Ukpana okpoko gburu, nti chiri ya -- It's a deaf grasshopper that gets eaten by the Okpoko bird.

This proverb is a cautionary one for stubborn people who refuse to heed reasonable advice. Okpoko is a a very noisy bird in Igbo lore that feeds on insects, so the grasshopper (Ukpana) would have to be really deaf (and incorrigibly stubborn) to be caught out pants-down.
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Family › Re: Does Your Husband Complain About Your Cooking? Share Your Experience. by kay9(m): 11:00pm On Nov 10, 2015
chii8:
Yea,mine did.In thefirst three months of our marital life,i was always uneasy anytime i want to cook for him because he is a very good cook,it was always like a challenge...ehmm...a contest,but he was tolerant n patient then,so i was able to balance my cookings properly(that was years back) and now i can cook for Africa.
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Family › Re: Nigerians, We’ve Got A Sexuality Problem by kay9(m):
Why isn't this on the FrontPage yet??

Lalasticlala angry (shebi that's who folks call when they want a thread thrown up)



Edit: Request granted; thanks.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 1) On 8th November 2015 by kay9(m): 6:53pm On Nov 08, 2015
ayoolanr:
I blame Giroud for this draw.....He didn't put away the ball with all the chances he got!!! You are a striker for God's sake!!!
Right after folks just started recognizing him... I'm so pissed.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 1) On 8th November 2015 by kay9(m): 6:52pm On Nov 08, 2015
This ref eh...
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Career › UK Guy Sacked For "Liking" A Facebook Photo by kay9(op):
A man has been sacked from his job for clicking the ‘like’ button on a Facebook picture.

Source http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/04/this-man-was-sacked-from-job-for-liking-a-facebook-photo-5479562/

Troy Garrod, who started working for Bertrams Books in 2011, was at his home in Norwich when he saw a friend had uploaded a picture of a jumper with five wolves on it hanging on the back of an empty chair.

The 27-year-old from Norwich absent-mindedly clicked ‘like’, along with 70 other people who had already liked the photo. But a few days later he received a text message from his boss telling him he had been fired from his role.
Troy said: ‘I didn’t know what the photo meant but everyone else who worked there was liking it so I just joined in.
‘When I received the text saying I’d been sacked I couldn’t believe it. I felt really hurt and angry. All my former colleagues think what happened is ridiculous. Being sacked by text and email is not right after four-and-a-half years of hard work. I put my heart and soul into that company and enjoyed going into work every day.
‘It just seems so unfair that clicking the ‘like’ button has caused me so much trouble.'

Troy Garrod, who started working for Bertrams Books in 2011, was at his home in Norwich when he saw a friend had uploaded a picture of a jumper with five wolves on it hanging on the back of an empty chair.

The 27-year-old from Norwich absent-mindedly clicked ‘like’, along with 70 other people who had already liked the photo.

But a few days later he received a text message from his boss telling him he had been fired from his role.

Troy said: ‘I didn’t know what the photo meant but everyone else who worked there was liking it so I just joined in.

‘When I received the text saying I’d been sacked I couldn’t believe it. I felt really hurt and angry. All my former colleagues think what happened is ridiculous.

‘Being sacked by text and email is not right after four-and-a-half years of hard work. I put my heart and soul into that company and enjoyed going into work every day.

‘It just seems so unfair that clicking the ‘like’ button has caused me so much trouble.’

The picture, which had been taken inside the company’s warehouse, had been uploaded by a female colleague on October 11, with the caption: ‘OMG I’m f**king crying… I’m sure there’s a wolf fleece appreciation page pahahaha.’

Troy was told that his ‘liking’ of the ‘inappropriate’ picture showed he was ‘bullying’ the person who owned the jumper.....

The woman who uploaded the photograph is believed to have been suspended.
A spokesperson for Bertrams said: ‘We do not comment on personal matters.'
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