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[quote author=Zona.com]...lets just try 2 drop this pls. A mini drama was even acted in my chaplaincy this morning during mass, d actors kept using the phrase 'my oga at d top'[/quote]

Mobsync: NB; I live with an oga@d top kinda family friend who's bossy and very very annoying and irritating so I can't bring the girl in2 our compound ...

^^ Are you sure this isn't your real problem? I'm only asking cos i experienced something similar back in school.... Very, very unpleasant living conditions, and it totally changed me into a prone-to-anger and reclusive guy. I used to ignore girls who tried to be nice to me then, too. Couldn't break that wall until after i moved to my own place in 3rd year.

So... i dunno, chances are i am prolly wrong, but since you say you haven't always been this way, i think you might want to look in deeper and figure out why you dont wana talk to people around you anymore.

I wonder why almost everyone's acting oh so grossed-out about OP doing her thang in the loo... Abeg jor, i'm even in the loo right now sef.

Too bad i'm not her type - a lil' quiet, but definitely not shy, and my! anything but a potty, please! But all the best, gurl....

Oh, and mindst not them that speakest discouragement to thou; be steadfast of spirit, stout of heart, and jiggly of booty, and thou shallst findeth him in no time. Shalom!

fubbyy: first of all, no girl in this world can make my head spin and turn around 360•

Any girl that am attracted to, am calling her immediately regardless of where I am, I was with a pastor after a church service talking about an important issue, I saw a girl that I was waiting for, I called her in the presence of the pastor

I told her that I like her and I've been waiting to talk to her but we can't talk now because am busy with the pastor, I asked her to give me her number so we can talk later

I brought out my phone, omg.. My phone was off, I collected the pastor's phone and took her number, pastor was very short of words because no way to prove if what I did was a sin or not, I later got paper and pen and collect the number, I even delete it from the pastor's phone , you know pastor can be as smart as you

I have chyked woman in presence of her mother and sister, I have chyked woman inside bus,church,street,school,class,I've even chyked a soldier on a uniform(she's dying for me till date)

Poster am a f***king jerk, to be sincere this I no send attitude works like magic

God bless the author of the book"why jerks get all girls"

It really changed my life

^^Two thumps up.


_{...if its real o!}

Kirinwa: Someone that has already started hugging? Are you her father?
You have a conscience. It's not for decoration.

fluid26: You won't be punished by God or Man. I dey tells you...

Somebody make a t-shirt!

Idowuogbo: Character...

Izz a lie!!! Wey dat tape u dey use measure the 3rd leg??

[quote author=Unluvable*]On a second thought it wouldn't hurt meeting a geek that can pull off some stunts like '12 inches' [/quote]^^ *coughs*

I shall pry no more. 12inches, abeg come o, e get babe wey dey trip for u here...

Funny replies here...

I think i was about 7 when i figured it had something to do with dad and mum sleeping on the same bed... Prolly from stories of this girl or that girl ''sleeping with'' a boy and getting pregnant. I remember sleeping on same bed with a female cousin one time, i was really scared she'd get pregnant by morning.

[quote author=12 inches!]I shouldn't even comment but I will for ur sake.

I hope u can understand this analogy.
Imagine u like a shoe. U admire the shoe so much. It looks so pretty unlike any other. So u save up money to go and buy the shoe but anytime u arrive at the shop, u find out that for no sane reason the shoes price has been increased by the shop owner. So u save up again becos u really like the shoe and it fits u well but the shop owner keeps increasing the shoe price way past the cost price because he knows u really love the shoe. This happens four times. Eventually the shop owner decides to sell u the shoe at the fourth time of saving up only for u to find out 3 months after paying for the shoe, that there is nothing so special abt the shoe. The shoe is jst exactly like ur last shoe and the shop owner has been playing mind games with u. My question to the Op is that in such a case what do u do?

I personally will dump that over priced shoe somewhere, cut my loses and go shopping for another shoe in another shop.[/quote]Dude, i owe u a beer!!

[quote author=Unluvable*]Ermm keep searching , I can't just help but think about how I'll respond to a guy that claims being a geek and decided to go with '12 inches' as his handle. Quite fishy [/quote]^^ Na wa o

Abeg no vex, could u kindly tell me which of the following options best explains your statement above:
(a) You equate his intelligence to his choice of username.
(b) You're teasing him.
(c) You just simply dislike his username.

WIT; thats my acid test for intelligence.

I'm yet to meet a witty person who isn't intelligent; sadly i've met lots of ''seemingly'' intelligent girls who're less witty that a plate of akamu.

Oh, and if u dont mind, allow me to add something else i learnt from experience...

See, when u're having hot words with a loved one, and the person makes a statement u find shocking or crazy or plain unbelievable, please if u really love that person, do NOT immediately repond with ''WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT?'' Or the shorter version ''MEANING??'' Believe me, if u do, that person is more likely to say something even crazier and u too will have to say something worse and then on and on... Anger does that.

What i suggest: Just keep quiet. NOT ONE WORD! Walk slowly out and sit down in the next room. Give it a few minutes, hours if need be, until the two of you are calmer. Then come back and gently ask him/her ''sweetheart, did u really mean it when u said so and so to me?'' If that person really loves you - doesn't even matter whose fault the initial argument was - the first thing they'll do is say they're sorry. They may still stand by that crazy statement, but they're now more likely to honestly tell u why they said it.

But hey, u only do this with someone you really love o; any other person wey shout give u, shout give am back! Or better still, refer them to your oga at the top.

kpdc85: mynd 44, wud appreciate if u dont comment,cos ur words r too harsh

^^

Ok, lots of sensible responses here, but here's my two cents: I think your man is prolly like me - i strongly hate being told that i have no option in an issue (= stuck), and to be honest, i'd must likely respond the same way your fiance did (= dont dare me). Your explanations, however, show how wrong i would be to say that. So...

So, no, i dont think you're losing your relationship. I think your fiance just misunderstood your choice of words; a little heart-to-heart talk should set you both coo-cooing like love-birds again.

^^ And thus doesn't need to be reminded again on her wedding day, abi? I suppose this means the groom must be hard of hearing, cos he on the other hand needed it drummed into his ear-drums yet again - yeah, that's right - on the frigging wedding day! Abeg spare me jor.

Deviant you say? Ehn, what do i care. My bossman must be a deviant, too, cos any father-in-law that tries that stunt with me will instantly get an ear-full on the dangers of telling a grown man his duties in public! Your dad loves you? Well, news flash: my dad loves me too!

Joy soap don go market.

Your thing is with my oga at the top. Dazz all.

dayokanu: Wetin do you? Still trophyless this year? Arsenal fans una no dey shame

Its been two Popes ago since Arsenal last won a trophy

Akwonsign u??

Debroslink: IF MESSI COMES TO THW SHITTY EPL, HE'LL SCORE 100 GOALS PER SEASON

^^Hogwash! I dare Messi to change clubs. #Nuff said.

^^ U, my friend, have got SERIOUS issues.

Witty07: If only arsenal had shown character in their attacking, they would have won..

Enyia go and change your tv. We WON the match.

So close... So so close. Our fault for giving away the first leg. But mehn, those boys made me proud tonight.

Where's dat dayokanu and his smelly mouth sef?

Ok, half-time!

So here's my prediction for the second half: Arsenal will... Wait, wait... Umm, i think #MyOgaAtTheTop has a different idea. Daz all

Ehn...

Sorry but i dont think i want to hear that all on my frigging wedding day; he's had weeks to do that. How about just smiling and telling me he's happy his daughter chose me? I'm sure thats what the bride would want the groom's dad to say.

Una too dey vex for dis country.

*eating my N20 groundnut*

I don laff tire... #Fragile gate, knock on the floor! #Sony erec#ion

Mr. P. Niss, a long-time employee of Knackson Services wrote:

The HR Manager,
Knackson Services Ltd.

Dear Madam,
REQUEST FOR SALARY RAISE

I wish to officially request a raise in
salary, and my reasons are as follows:
- I do physical labour.
- I work at great depths, and i am always required to plunge in headfirst into every job I perform.
- I never get weekends or public holidays off.
- I work in very dark environments, with little or no ventilation.
- My work environment is always HOT and always WET! I have complained severally about this, but i am always ignored.
- Most importantly, my work exposes me to contagious and life-threatening diseases.

I believe my long years of service under these conditions entitle me to a raise in remunerations.
Sincerely,

P. Niss


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The HR Manager, Ms. V. Gina replies:


Dear Mr P. Niss,

After assessing your request, and
considering the arguments you have raised, the management of Knackson Services has rejected your request for the following reasons:

- You NEVER work 8 hours straight.
- You are fond of falling asleep after brief work periods.
- You rarely follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area
and are often seen visiting other locations, and this is a very serious offence!
- You sometimes lack initiative
- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You always leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing (PPE)
.
- It is also well-established that you will retire before you are 65.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags! However, management might consider approving your request if you can work double shifts in future.
Best regards,

V. Gina
HR Manager
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**lifted from a friend's blog**

modextus: hmm..after reading this post it reminded me of my sec skul days..i had this big time crush on my intergrated sci teacher..i was'nt that good in that subject then but i had to pick up intrest in the subject so as to get her to notice me..but nothing happened, i dnt tink she even noticed the way stare at her during classes..i was heart broken but never lost hope...

Eeya, so young and so galant... #cues in Celine Dion's ''My heart will go on'': Ee-every night in my dreams, i see you, i feeeel you...

olumaxi: I remember fallin in lov wit ma lecturer durin ma versity days..i jst culdnt help but scored d highest mark in her bio202...

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@OP, first off, i dont think it has anything to do with ''children of nowadays''; boys and girls have been having crushes on their tutors since forever. I had a female teacher i really liked back in secondary school, always happy and smiling and working hard to get 10/10 in her classes. Problem was she was already married. So... bleh.

I think your sister should gently explain to little lover-boy that its a no-no. Don't condesend or belittle him - or go all ''dont-u-know-u're-a-small-boy'' on him either; a kid that bold and smart is going to feel insulted if you make mockery of him. Just nicely explain to him that it just won't work - how bad it would be for your image, etc - and that you would be more pleased if he faced his books for now.

N:B: Of course your sis can always change her mind and make the little boy's day. Its a free world!