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All future African presidents ought to be forced to read this man's biography 53 times before they are sworn in.

vykte: Cool story!
Btw ur english tho...she didn't tell u Hon. Patrick came calling buh she declined because ur use of english is awesome.

^^

Idowuogbo: WASH!!

No mind d mumu boy. Superstory episode 63-n-half..

OP, I'm half-tempted to tell u that Akpors joke about the teacher who asked for all stewpid students in her class to stand up...

But yeah, i do luv Jara. Helen's spontaneity is simply magically; she and Uti totally complement each other on that show.

5. Dating is a temporary place and should be a safe place for getting to know someone. Courting is for a loving and secure relationship.

Ok, so if i wanna move from ''dating'' to ''courting'', how do i do that? Uhh, Nkechi, i don't want to date u anymore, i want to court you now...


On a side note, i think i prefer delors' 128 Rules version... especially #128; ''test driving'' is crucial!

Kudos!

[quote author=~Sissy~]Humanly speaking, i dont think there is anything wrong in having a favorite child...[/quote]Dunno if this topic's been done and dusted, but it struck a chord with me...
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Trust me, there's everything wrong with having a favorite child. I dunno how i knew it, but i know my mum always prefered my immediate younger brother to me; Bossman on the other hand never hid the fact that he loved me more than he did my brother.

To be fair to mum, she really couldn't help it - i was always withdrawn and carried my hurt with me, while my brother was outspoken and always wanted her help/support in almost everything. To make matters worse, my brother was really stiff-headed and always getting on dad's bad side - daddy was really strict. Unfortunately i was the first son and effortlessly took up the role of ''exemplary first son'', and often made my brother look really bad. We had an aunt that stayed with us for quite long, and my brother made it his God-given directive to straighten her something good whenever she so much as blinked at mum... And mum soaked it up.

So, the result: i was daddy's boy, and rarely needed mum's protection. Bros was the counter point, and thus symbol of mummy's love. To this day, my brother still believes our dad hates him; and it was only recently - after i got a job and started helping out with my younger ones' school fees and all - only recently did i start being close to my mum. I once asked my brother why he was always making dad angry; his reply shocked me: he said i should forget it, that nothing he does will ever please Bossman.

Ok, enough family history.

My point is, know your kids - the one(s) who seem to prefer being left alone still want to be noticed once in a while. and no matter how angry your kid makes u, always make out time to have ''heart-to-heart'' talks with them. Parent-child talks may be your best way of showing your kid that your scolds/spanking aren't cos u hate him/her.

Tg, what are u doing awake by this time?

ESULAALU: What a human being!
I wonder who ask am story now...
Who gives a damn if you cheat on your 2weeks old wife,ewu kano like you.....

infact anytime you think of cheating on your wife,how much more doing your kini will dissapoint you for one year,that will be your purnishment from now henceforth,amen.

^^ #kpomo u no chop, #goat u no chop, #fish u no chop, u say wan #BEEF o!

No bad for a remix; i'm so buying this ''song''!

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Richfella: You miss the whole point of the other article.... [blah, blah, blah, etc...]

Richy, no offense mate, but u really should put the shut to the up here. This here is our come-back song, gerrit? By the way, i had to shorten all dat your gramma to ''blah, blah, blah'', sorry.

#can't touch this, taaraarara, can't touch this!

taharqa: Which money are you till looking for??

According to Sanusi: the Reserves....began to however significantly decrease from 2008 cos of the 'Global Economic Crisis'....

^^ And you believe this tales by moonlight? Are u a learner? Financial reports given by word of mouth in Nigeria are worthless, irrespective of who's giving it. Individuals and civil right groups have demanded for detailed breakdown, released to the requesting party(s) in black and white, and endorsed by either the CBN gov'nor's office or the accountant general.

Sanusi knows what true accountability means, so he should stop all this aki-and-pawpaw stories.

Ujujoan: may your generation continue to suffer for your offence for ever and ever . . . Amen!

^^ Classic example of anger clouding common sense; so the devil's unfortunate children should suffer for their father's crime?

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When i read stories like this, i feel angry...and impotent. Angry that a devil in human clothing has committed an outrageous crime against someone who doesnt even know how to fight back; and impotent cos, knowing the country i live in, the bas!ard will prolly get away with it.

@BluIvy,

Its really obvious to me now that your sole reason for opening this thread was to lament about your difficulty in exacting revenge on your [friend's] Nigerian man-friend. A more ''civilized'' country would've made your revenge easier cos it would have good ''databases'', and the man's ''wife, family and community'' would all aid you in frying his bacon.

Well, u know what i think? Go to hell. I mean it, go to hell.

I'm clicking ''un-follow'' right after i click ''submit'' now so i won't have to read your whiny reponses any more.

^^ Lol...

BluIvy: You know there are cheats all over the world but Nigerians are liers that you cannot even track as your country has no databases that are tied up to the global databases to check people...
That is what makes it disgusting and way unintolarable. Wake up and smell the coffee, how many cheated lovers make the news in the countries other than the ones cheated by Nigerians? They are heartless and disregard other people's life to get whatever they want.

So now u yabbing us cos we don't have ''databases'', abi? And then u assemble the man's whole COMMUNITY as jointly-accused?? Shoo! Ok, mmeehh gi dia, i'm not sorry for u again

That still doesn't change the fact that Nigerians aren't the worst heartbreakers in the world though, not even near it.

Nigerians are notorious for scamming people, not breaking their hearts...so u'd better be glad the creep hasn't snagged your credit cards yet.

BluIvy: And I have really not heared one person just calling the Nigerian men to stop doing this... Why is no one saying " do not be a false witness "?.... [My friend] is hurting and angry, people react differently to things. He changed her life without her approval...

BluIvy: [My friend] wants to create conflict between them not murder gee!

BluIvy: I sweared that from then onwards I will warn people I care about of such and never encourage anyone I know to go near a Nigerian man...

@Op, u sure u weren't the victim? Cos u sound like u are... But anyway, if u say its ''your friend'', then your friend it is.

Ok, first things first. Lady, your friend was wronged. She was hurt. And she was heart-broken by someone she trusted. She doesnt deserve to be treated that way, and it was wrong. Very very wrong. And for this, as a Nigerian, i am truly sorry. As for ''telling Nigerian men to stop doing this...'', *smiles* I understand its just your grief talking; we all know using and dumping a woman isn't solely a Nigerian trait.
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Now, if your friend insists that creating conflict between this man and his wife is going to give her peace and right the wrong that was done to her, then by all means she should go ahead. She should just do it and get it over with. Otherwise, dump the useless guy and get on with her life. End of story! All this going back forth about how she's so hurt but just can't stop loving the guy is just plain irritating.

And the thing about not divorcing his wife is just the truth: a Nigerian may be irresponsible about his marriage vows, but he takes the marriage BOND serious. Sorry, but thats the way we are.

Lastly, u make it seem like Nigerians are the only heartbreakers in the world; so all the men in your country are all oh so loving and faithful? I've already said i understand its your grief talking, but hey, if you wana hate on ALL Nigerians, feel free. But kindly tell me where u're from so i can hate on ALL your countrymen (and women) too. Its only fair.

Sumbarkaya: @op,

I want to believe your parents didn't teach you any of these.

^^That was a K.O punch. Op, u've so lost this match.

Maybe i'm missing something here...

Abeg how exactly has this write-up helped women like Bola (who aren't so interested in sexx) manage husbands like Uche (who really luv sexx)??
All it did was talk about what sexx meant to to each party.

^^Shut up, dude.

@OP, dont know if u wrote this yourself, but me likey. Inanutshell, ladies: Go out where u can be seen, and please have some GRACE - manners, kindness and smiles. I certainly would be hooked if shown those.

Oh and, it wouldnt hurt if u knacked akpako once or twice!

Idowuogbo: U go no [say] kpomo scarce for Russia...

True true, kpomo no dey for Russia...

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@OP, na with this your signature wey u dey take dey ''faithful'' abi? No worry, monkey go soon go market...

67billion, 62 billion... potatoes, potahtoz. The difference, compared to the real issue, is negligible. And that REAL issue is this: where da fc!!k is the money??

And thus it continues...

Meanwhile the nation is losing revenue like a punctured overhead water-tank. While the debate drags on, royalties due the FG is happily dancing azonto away to foreign EnP company accounts.

Young experienced engineers - like me humble self - dying to set up small servicing coys, smile and swallow ire when we see easily executed contracts go to mushroom firms and expatriates flown in from France, Netherlands, UK, and the US.

These expats with little or or no tertiary education are suited up in shiny coveralls and awarded bumper paychecks for high-school-level jobs that ought to go to hundreds of unemployed nigerians. And when the poor naija guy finally gets the job - prolly through one oga that has greased palms and snapped the contract through the back-door - he is paid peanuts for the same job an expat is paid solid USDs.

Of course, the real question is, will the PIB when finally passed (if ever!) rectify these problems? What does the PIB even contain right now? I wonder...

Fergie's going without Rooney. I wonder what he knows that i don't...

Well well... Its a been a while, hasn't it?

Just read something on one thread like dat that really upset me... About the slum dwellers whose homes were torn down, someone commented that Lagos isn't for everyone and those who cant afford decent homes should go back to their villages. And this comment got over 50 likes... So there are nigerians who are really this insensitive? Mmm. I am learning.

All y'all calling the guy a f00l and wondering why he would visit another guy, kindly use your brains a little...

sweetnigga: The guy must be a GAY.

shymexx: Are you sure the victim isn't gay What type of guy travels to meet another guy....

Ishsoph: That guy is likely gay, if not what will ever attract you to [a] fellow man...

Yep! He was promised some back-door action - prolly with benefits! Just a matter of putting 2 and 2 together.

freecocoa: Wtf! Holy infant jesus!

Is this even possible?

Neither the infant Jesus nor the adult One has anything to do with some crackhead tatooing his eyes. I na-eshe ahihia??

Ibanga p: Who da heck is Alkaline?

Same thing i'm wondering ... Abeg is he related to Tonto Dikeh?

Sweetapple007: I thank u f confessing this truth. May God bless u with virtuous woman..

I seriously doubt that Richy wants a ''virtuous'' woman... Didnt u hear him order the other missus to hug the table?

Dis Akpors na serious dumbelina.

Walahi, oyinbo dey craze o!
Whish kain noinsense be dis one? *smh* If only that kid had been my brother, mmmh, i trust my Boss-man na; just one session with his ''Doctor Do-good'' and all this yeye transgender tori woulda become history.

On a more serious note though, i think ''Dr. Do-good'' would be better applied to the parents.