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Fulaman198: My Version of Ms. Right:...
5. Her feet most be super soft, and smooth. She must have perfectly aligned toes and nice feet with a red toes pedicure
6. She must have nice soft feminine hands that compliment her feet
7. She must not be into R&B (Naija R&B crap as well) or Rap
8. When I say virgin I mean never even kissed a guy or played with his ding-a-ling

Fetish sonovagun!
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gemstone22: *SMH* my people dey talk say "wen u point finger the four wey remain dey look u too". Most nigerian guys are looking for ready made women... Most of them have broken the hearts of the girls who have accepted them in their days of drinking garri and using sosorobia as perfume...

Hey, hold up, wtf is ''sosorobia''?? Lwkmd

Shame. Shame on the NPF.
Sometimes i wish i wasn't Nigerian; as bad as our neighbouring Niger Republic is, this would never happen there.

So... I finally watched the movie last week, but couldnt comment till now... Had to go for seconds

Ok, my personal review:
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Overall rating: 4.5/5
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Story/Plot: Simple, yes, but still elegant. Totally elegant! Heck if i wantd a complicated plot, i'd be watchin Inception.
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Screenplay/Dialogue: Super cool! (''Thats the thing, I'm ALWAYS angry.'' )
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Performance: I dare say everyone put up a sterling performance... But the medal in this category in my opinion is a split between Mark Ruffalo and Tom Hiddleston.
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Sound Editing: Prolly not as hitting as Hurt Locker, but mehn e try!
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Camera/Effects/CGI: Trust me people, last time u saw effects and camera-work this cool was The Matrix! Boy oh boy! Enuf said.
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Directing: Triple thumbs up, everything in the right place. Good job, Mr. Whedon.
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Lastly - and this is a spoiler o! - the Hulk rocks!!! Da.mn i wana eat me some sharwama!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Excuse me? I know you aren't bossing me![/quote]It'd be a thankless job.
You dont have an opinion then, yes?

[quote author=Lord_Reed]Yep you are correct! Collect your pink furry animal at the exit.[/quote]Tsk tsk tsk... Unfinished business with mama chima, yes?
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[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I could be wrong Sis....but he is saying that if people have no intention on being with the person they are accepting things from are just a low life biatch arse demon.[/quote]Ehn, u got him on spot... But i'm more interested in your own view.

[quote author=190_@]Yawns


I'm goin back 2 bed - Jamo com join me[/quote]What happened to the old '190'? Pooped inside the cathedral again?

Dyt: Sm men jst think wen u spend on dem, u r a mugu
*same as sm ladies 2 sha*

Yeah maybe, but said men actually learnt that line of reasoning from the women. It gets so chics actually save guys' numbers as ''Mugu1'', ''Mugu2'', etc... Need i continue?
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MsDarkSkin: Fair is fair.
I agree with you.

(although I may be one of those spitting out venom)

Darn right u were! Truthfully it was mostly your response back there that gave birth to this thread. So...what informed this change of mind?

shymmex: Jump off a cliff, and get off my nuts!!

I suppose your grandma taught u to talk like that, too... There are lots of wonderful black women, but there are also an awful lota horrible black women, too. Same applies to the men as well - myself included, though i might add that i generally dont care where i fall in.

I bumped into a particularly old thread here on NL Romance where some random dude was asking for advice; some other random dudette had really spent on him and for so long, and now she wants to get married. Problem is said dude aint into it anymore and he wants out. That was the tale; the responses were something else. I've never seen feminine venom like that before, lol.
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Now here's my issue with it: I've heard ladies say so many times that spending on [your] gurl doesn't in any way equate to her owing you love or marriage or anything at all - and i totally agree. But how come the reverse isn't acceptable to the womenfolk?? Ladies have made it abundantly clear to guys that when they (the guys, i mean) spends on 'em, it is totally their own decision and no one forced them to spend, thus the ladies dont owe them nothing. But for some reason, [most] ladies can't seem to accept the reverse scenario - WHEN YOU SPEND ON A GUY, HE AIN'T OWING YOU NOTHING NEITHER.
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So here's my dare: Ladies, state your take on it and lets clear the issue once and for all, does spending [money] by one party imply a debt by the receiving party?

Dyt: now i know u so lonely

Ok, u wana be my 'asa-mpokoto' bah?

Dyt: sounds lyk u bn followin me a long tym now
i ll lyk 2 sting u a bit more

Ehn.

Dyt: So no tall, handsm, sexy dude has contacted u?
U must b far frm beautiful I guess

Totally unnecessary. What is it, u get your high from hurting people's feeling?

sisilove:

I'm sad na.

olalkn: Hello my people....
I read this story with much interest and all the comments posted here....I give big kudos to queenafric for bringing up this story.
But there is something that i don't seems to get here,and i want to emphasis on it.....The old woman is the little girl's grandmother,the girl was abandon by her mother when she was 8 months old.And her mother has long remarried and her father is alive and lives in Lagos.
I think we should focus our attention on the father of this girl,if he s still alive,then he should be responsible for the girl.I will really appreciate it if queenafric can call the grandmother and collect her son number and hear his side of this story...he cannot abandon his child because she has one disability or another.
Please guys don't get me wrong,i really like the idea of helping the poor girl but if her father alive then he should be responsible.

U have a point, gotta admit. Queenafric, what dya think? I am sorry dear, seems like we shifting the entire task back to you, but you're truly the only anchor holding us together here

wild child: @kay9..am in obantoko atm,we can go 2geda if you don't mind,I think I know the place,not too far from my house I think

Would've really been my pleasure, bro, but i live in (and work) in Port Harcourt... and Lagos is so far
You couldn't do it alone, could you?

I'm just seeing this, and i'm truly touched. Queenafric, whenever u finally decide on what to do, let me know. I'm nowhere near rich or even financially stable, but whatever i have i'll use to support. Check your NL box for my email; cant post it here, lotsa vultures and carrion birds.
By the way, pls dont belittle ifalways's cautionary post; yeah, she may not be as gracious of heart as u are (in fact, she isnt! ), but that's why any sensible NGO retains an attorney for such ish. Personally, i never let repercussions deter me from aiding people, but i'd be really dumb to ignore the fact that there people out there who could make me regret being a good samaritan.
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@moremi2008, MBJ, and other fellow NLers who think queenafric should help EVERY abandoned kid she's ever seen, i have only one question: How many have u helped? It is the worst kind of wickedness to actually discourage someone who WANTS to help from doing so. Think about it.
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Seun Osewa, if you're reading, me thinks it wouldn't be so bad if u lend a hand. I know your plate is full with stuff to do, but the idea of a NL charity arm will only make sense with you on it.

@OP,
Bro, SEE HER FIRST. Looks mean a lot to us guys, and i'm betting u'r no exception. Not gonna argue abt the authenticity of your feelings - its your feelings, afterall - but u gotta meet her first.

Sijo01: wen u swallow 7cube of sugar daily.
ur children wil start callin u sugar daddy.

Next.....

LOLL.... I don die!

yommyismine: really,well life is nt fair

Oh, so you knew that? Oya stop cwaying and drooling all over NL na.

lefulefu: ur brothers wey look like segun arinze

Lwkmd...

LOL @ all the comments...
I'm just gonna sit back and ENJOY this ride!

Dyt: dats wat she wants
e neva turn 2 fyt na

Ok o.
Me too, i have my own definition of Mrs. Right...
1. She MUST be fine like Agbani Darego.
2. She MUST be a graduate like Agbani Darego.
3. She MUST be tall like Agbani Darego.
4. She MUST be an ex-beauty queen like Agbani Darego.
5. Her dad MUST be rich like Agbani Darego's.
6. She MUST be a wonderful cook like Agbani Darego.
7. She MUST be GREAT in bed like, umm, well she MUST be great in bed.
In fact, if you're not EVERYTHING like Agbani Darego, u dont qualify. Shikena.

Nawa o, lotsa insecure and immature girls on NL these days.
Something in the water?

@OP
Just do another 21-days dry-fasting and prayer, with Psalms 23, 27, 51, 91, 121, and 127. U can also add the Book of Ruth for increased geographical effect. Add mid-night prayers too, and decree and declare that that spirit of ''i-dont-like-u'' immeadiately vanishes from that sister-in-christ, while the spirit of ''will-u-marry-me'' immediately takes full control. It is well with u. Shalom!
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@OP,
''Gearing up to get married'', okwa ya? So wetin happen na, your balls dropped off? Relax jor, shebi your old man did it, you should be able to do it too. Forget inlaws and relatives; all doz ones na back-ground noise.
Just tuck in your chin, tighten your sphincter, and suck it up like a man! I prophesy that in 2yrs time, thou shalt be bouncing bom-bom boy on your developing pot-belly, while missus prepares egusi soup in the kitchen. Oya go forth and fear no more.

yommyismine: I ve dated guys dat do disappoint me,now am findind it difficult to trust guys.......I always imagine dat dey are all the same

Eyaa, so sorry my dear. You see, me too, i no trust women... I always imagine dat dey are all the same, too!

Exponental: Guy, if na runs u wan play, i advice u space bar + tab, else she go ctrl A + delete u.
If u want somtin serious, power n enter!

This dude has said it all.
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Lwkmd @ other advices shaa... ''Jean Claude van Damme movies''

Yorisb: @Topic WTH?!?!

Who called the shots (i.e, the head Judge)? Stevie Wonder?

No no, it was Ray Charles!

yuzedo: But this girl can't win Miss Obalende na?! Talkless of Miss Nigeria! Haba!
Silverbird and their ojoro I tellya! See her mgbeke accent and stupid-azz answer. I give up!!!!

LOL @ bolded words... Funny but i think true. Very same thing i thought...