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Sijo01: U mak Amala 4me n i wil follow u 2mama.

Lets fix a date; just tell me how to prepare amala. I can prepare the egusi soup; mummy taught me well.

I wonder why ID and mama chima havent seen this thread...

@Op, i'm sorry but i don laff sotey i forget wetin i been wan advice u to do.
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Na wa o, IDgurl come finish work with her queen's english, lol... Poster, how can i maketh you see...

Sijo01: Pooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sijo, if u make fufu for me, i'll marry u!

[quote author=Mynd_44]This is fraud. I demand a refund of the money I spent on popcorn[/quote]And i demand refund on the suya i bought!
(so i can buy more suya, )

cloud7: My Sister dont worry!Just calculate how many times he banged you, multiply by how many rounds and finally multiply 5k per round...then sue him and his family,I tell you ..you will be a Billionaire

Weere!

Tashaluv: Poster, Go see ya own pastor n come tell him your pastor said you both are very much compactible.

Shikena!

Dear OP, the above advice, in my opinion, is the truly smart thing to do. If u love your man and wana keep him, and also believe that he loves u as much, then this is prolly what he needs to nudge him in the right direction, viz a viz growing a set of balls and telling his relatives to get the f**k outta his bizniz.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I thought you said you like those skinny arse women. Make up your mind son![/quote]Ah kwonsign you?? Your age-mates no dey here o, granny-feeling-funky.

Commendale. Very commendable. Its more a boat than a ship, but dang about time we had something with ''Made in Nigeria'' on it i can be proud of. Who knows, ten, twenty years from now, we might have a real ship.

MsDarkSkin: They speak portugese lol

Ehh, na the same thing. All their bedmatics-related words end with ''-mio''... abi no be so?

swtchicgurl: and the winner is. . . . . . . .

Come, my suya don finish, u neva wan call result. I go go o...

ayanle456: MSN did a study of the countries with the most beutiful people...
1..
2...
3..
4.Brazil
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I always knew i'd marry a brazilian. And as added points, dem sabi knack akpako wella, come dey speak spanish join! ''Oh Alejandro, oh pleasio give it to mio oh so softio and hardio...''

[quote author=Mynd_44]I thought you wanted to contest?
More Popcorn oooooo[/quote]No mind am, he's here blocking a.c.

^^laffs and laffs and... suddenly has a humongous epileptic seizure.

Idowuogbo: I no dis poster o...

Where u from sabi am? I suspect u've been sent to disorganize this blessed gathering of NL's righteous singles. I command thee, flee!