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babseg:
OUR NIGERIA POLICE. SMH

To those saying this.... Ignorance is bliss. What you don't know is just bigger than U. The Nigerian police is made up of units. There is this unit that is in charge of VIP protection. Their duty is to protect or serve as body guard to the people at the higher echelon or those who could afford the service. It is not free, the NPF charge this people money to do this IT IS NOT FREE. And that money is not just unofficially collected, it is legal and one of the ways police generate funds. Now this doesn't mean NPF is set up for profit but when they render such private service, U just have to pay

maklelemakukula:
May his rest in peace.

But OP you're an unintelligent idiott. That he has 10M retweet reach- does not mean he has 10M followers.

Don't say Unintelligent....U could have said that he is ignorant of this fact that 10 million reach in retweet doesn't mean 10m followers. Calling him an intelligent fellow makes it seem like he is not smart or intelligent in all aspects.

Davash222:
Same Sanusi campaigning against excess breeding of children in the North has four wives and still birthing.
Same Sanusi campaigning against poverty rate in the North has 2 Rolls Royce with over 5 exotic cars worth millions of dollars.

The problems of the North is in the North.

Dude has the means to take care of all of them. Am not saying people should breed children like cockroaches but this without saying that if one has the means then he is free.

What we have learnt, not criticizing this government though, is that whenever they say they don't have it means they do have but whenever they say they have then run, they don't....Now investors, make una use una head

Demn.....have U seen the number of people viewing this thread

Tocynone:
And what's the difference Sir?

We're not here to count figures but lay down rules/plan to save human lives

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ignis:
Monitoring of state boundaries have become the job of hypocritical governors.

No serious hard working governor have done this.

It not always good to condemn every act by leaders. What the FCT Minister does is not what Abia governor will do etc. There is difference among different people and this difference stem from upbringing, experience etc. You can't expect to have one template upon which leaders should act. Whether some governors work hard in other aspects but don't man their borders is not important, what's important is that they arall doing what they think is best for their people. At least we can assume this.

Well, brothers let us now take this as it is. We can't fight and abuse the country all the time. Let us just wait and see if the dude learnt anything and would now lead the reform of the justice system. If he can do this then senator, Nairaland will not only acquit you of all charges, you will be welcomed back and the only memories we have would be that of a man who fought to entrench the rule of Law and justice in Nigeria.....

Well, brothers let us now take this as it is. We can't fight and abuse the country all the time. Let us just wait and see if the dude learnt anything and would now lead the reform of the justice system. If he can do this then senator, Nairaland will not only acquit you of all charges, you will be welcomed back and the only memories we have would be that of a man who fought to entrench the rule of Law and justice in Nigeria.....

Wike, many love you and applaud the zeal and energy with which you started this fight against the Corona viruse but Nairaland is united once again in their voice and condemns this action in its entirety. What is bad is bad. However, wike is but a human, sometimes we go overboard just because we are pushed too hard. What's done is done, he could just tender an apology once this era of virus is done with. I think he should compensate them privately.

alleazardous:
it's for peeps that practice BDSM

Lol, there is even an acronym

Nelsonnwagbo:
Mine was this gal that whenever i came visiting her
She would ask me to squeeze her boobs only


Imagine

She cum talk say she wan make her breast big

Lol, this one mad o. So ur hands na boob enlargement machine.

EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

Am here to award cert to the weirdest story.....This guy here is winning. Lol. That will be a very bad obituary post to read man. But pray it doesn't get to Nairaland though because they will bash you to the extent that your spirit (if there is anything like that) will be crying

MyMouth:
Hmmmmmmmmm, they may have broken the law no doubt but to auction their trailer and cows, that one na another story, most of these cows belong to VIPs. Them go still settle themselves.

This is why you see this virus spreading because people feel they can flout the lockdown and nothing serious happens. Whoever bends the rule or directive risk spreading the deadly virus to innocent law abiding citizens. That is tantamount to commiting murder because definitely not all that contract the virus will survive it. I say that punishment is ripe and would serve as deterrent to others. Good job Mr Governor

Thank me later

meetme01:
Power drunk.

It still worked out for the woman. EFCC just succeeded in making her popular as always. This is what they do best now....

Richmondate:
Grace to grass

These ones read headline and run to comment. This is why you should not join issues with all the Nairalander that say crap to you. Some are really very young (if U see them real life U go just dey shake h head at how young they are yet drag and insult), others don't read, like this man am quoting, others don't have exposure or understanding etc....

afribabe:
na same story o. The guy said he cut contact with his SPOUSE and decided to focus of Graveyard and also promised never to cheat on her because of one month salary.... If it was a lady that left her man for another man because of same reason and this happened to her, her yeye for plenty but everybody is just telling the guy ehyah sorry sorry upandan.... The ex spouse had the last laff o

Did he say spouse or OTHER GALS IN HIS LIFE....

Stevecreativex:
The building was initially to surprise my family and she was the the only one I trusted then..

For someone to sacrifice a whole month salary on my behalf, Yo if twas you, you might have no other choice than to trust you know...

Well, you didn't do any wrong trusting based on antecedents. People change and this should form part of what one should consider when in a relationship both in the sweet and ugly times...

misreal:
hahahahahaahah

Lol, wey d other bros wey I give cert, abeg return it, this guy here is the real MVP. �����

exynos:
Lol... make i hear say i no kill people that night

Lol, the guy for beg them to either stop or make him follow do the do...lool.. that story make me laugh eh

Vickygirk:
Na you do yourself. You cheated on your spouse with her and you still expect karma to treat you nicely. No blame Niaja girls, them no do you anything na you lay your bed inside gutter

Lol, I don't understand, seems we read a different story. What is the nexus between this reply you gave and the story the young man shared....Lol

grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I
could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.

My brother, am not reading again. I just concluded that you suffered the most.lol. This ur story make me fall from bed. Please come collect ur cert already.

TruthSpeaker:
COVID-19 originated in China, but they have technically overcome the disease. Unfortunately tens of thousands are still reported to die of the disease daily around the world. In real life, daily death rate could be well above 100,000.
China seems to be well focused in education and their technical and intelectual ability is the fruit of their effort. Not until Nigerians begin to take education really serious, we will continue to remain the giant fool of Africa.

Those ones are still doing B.Sc, M.sc and PhD. Na race. Empty and hollow. Just get certificate and boast around town with it. Professor of Electrical Engineering that don't know anything about sucket or switch in practical terms. How can U teach what U don't know.

Yes, the prices are already affected....

Shoot on site....That should solve it. I don't know why someone will run away knowing they could possibly spread the virus to others. I don't hear or read that such has happened elsewhere.

There are two side to every story but this one I just read is disgusting. How can U fine a man at such age, he should be same age with Buhari. Someone that lost everything. Not even given the chance to be angry in his grieve and age. Abeg I don't want to hear the other side, they should refund that man the money ASAP.

enemyofprogress:
Rubbish

Wonderful. This comment should be studied. To those who wish to do good, just do so without listening to people like this aturu. This comment shows that even if U kill yourself for people some will still say "why is he not living for us". Then you choose to live and they go thus "is it not his mates that are dying for their people"....Do good, regardless. It the right thing to do. Whether public opinion is for or against such good act.

Adonispco:
Corona na ordinary type 2 malaria. Make these fools wey dey govern us here give us our freedom back.

Dont quote me if you no want Amadioha to reset you brain.
These our african leader are the real devil; fellow nairalanders;devil nah human without empathy; how can somebody lockdown his fellow humanbeing source of daily living(income) just because oyibo dey die; me that have suffered several illness but survive it coupled with harsh weather and lack of basic amenities; oyibo no fit observe lockdown for any disease killing we Africans.

Its now clear to me(not for you) that corona virus na pure overated scam(virus). If this virus is truely that fatal we for don dey drop down in thousands.
If you like call me names because you get enough cash but remember say people like me that are starving will come for your head too.

Abba Kyari is from the USA. He must be from New York City the very epicenter of the virus. Yeye dey smell. When I see the kind of comment people give LIKE on Nairaland I just can't but wonder. Well as a comic relief this comment could be allowed.