₦airaland Forum

stephanie11:
https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-court-grants-baba-ijesha-n2-million-bail/

Princess should also be arrested and prosecuted for using a minor as a bait almost 7 years after the original incidence.... amoeba see her rubbish hairstyle

naptu2:
https://punchng.com/breaking-police-arrest-21-year-old-unilag-student-over-murder-of-super-tv-ceo/

Wasted vagina cartel

Blixon:
This is no joke. Please I can’t afford to invite the people I know and then have a drunk guest fighting the servers over food. If I relocate to a new city (which I intend to do after the wedding), we’ll know nobody there. So I might as well hire people who are sane and able to make my day memorable, than invite people who would not spray money but won’t keep quiet either, they will crash my wedding with their low life behaviour. At least the hired sprayers can plan to have their money returned to them after spraying cos I don’t need their money. I can’t invite uncles cos those ones are practically greedy drunks waiting on my dad to go to his ancestors so they can plunder what’s left.

How many of us can you afford??

Jollynuel:
That funny creature... I'm using ntel unlimited, but I won't, I repeat, I can't use waste my data on him

How I fit get am

SportsHD:
Unknown soldiers wey dey Selina tested.

Believe

EjaikreTheViper:
This was not how I proposed to my wife 30 years ago
All dis small children for Nigeria now sef
Na love movies dey deceive them

Woman wen get wife than one na human being

SimplyFacts:
I think they have learnt their lessons. We don't take law into our hands. Besides, two wrongs don't make a right - the same mistake the UGM are making at the moment.

He that has ears should hear,,,,

Read wetin u write,then read the news again

[quote author=DDDEnterprises post=102985019]Madam, don't call this country useless while i am still in it. Biko!

You are at liberty to call your own region or area useless sha [/quote
The full country is useless....u be mumu

olabimpe4321:
Wonder shall never ends,



Please check my the thread I created please! Am in need of a job please for the sake of Almighty God, am going through a lot here please since I lost my job!

Which thread again... message me on Whatsapp 09076882545 I have a job for you

zyze:
Of?

A whole lot of information was posted here and instead of applying the strategies, you are asking of evidence!

Leave am it ll not cost u anything to try it out,and op didn't ask for ur cash,oga start something abeg

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one baba.

Lead the altar boys, fraternize with the SVC and be patron to the NBM.
Anything and everything must be done so that an Etsako man will be Governor in 2023.

Axe man dae inside church...lol

Emvico34:
many years ago God open my eyes to see it clearly that he uses his gift to deceive people. Besides, i have listen to sister linda, little samuel from delta state and they all warned people from following him

U be mumu,ur type no go enter heaven,see wetin u dae talk.u dae when sister Linda die.

Monogamy:
I dey tell you... More than 20 people killed ooo according to report.. Still chatting with the person wey dey update me self.. How shallow can some people be.

Now, Dubai Police won't be after only Nigerians but after Blacks generally...

Sins of few, punishment for many...

Naa Wich people dae fight again.. Nigerians need to gather and abolish confraternity

[quote author=Cindy222 post=102745223]I have always wanted to write about this but I have been procrastinating but here I am today writing about it.

Firstly I am a Human Chimera (Twin Chimerism),we are quite rare,many people have no idea what it's about but I am going to write about it,I can't do that in one day but I am going to do it by starting today.

A chimera is essentially a single organism that is made up of cells from two or more individuals i.e it contains 2 sets of DNA,with the code to make 2 separate organisms. People who have 2 different sets of DNA are called Human Chimeras.

Chimerism is a natural phenomenon, a medical mystery that has not really been understood fully till now.

My mother was pregnant,as usual pregnant women go for scans to ascertain the sex of the unborn child and guess what? They told her she was having twins(a boy and a girl) she was excited. She got things for twins and all. Lo and behold,the delivery period came and all that,before I came out,it was a tug of war,they almost did a Ceasarian Section(CS) for her but as they were wheeling her to the theater I popped out,they did all they could to bring out a my twin but couldn't find any other child.There was no 2nd child,everyone was shocked,I guess they searched and searched.

That was when the confusion started,they said it was a medical mystery. They said I absorbed my twin,This was in the 90's though. I was born with a one in a million kind of birth mark,one part of my ass(which I cannot show you) down to my thighs and lower legs are dark in complexion and the other part of my ass(I cannot show you that too) are fair in complexion down to my thighs and lower legs,people who know me know how it looks like in reality. Below are pictures of what I can show you for now,part of my thighs,as time goes on I will add more lol... . I tried to bleach the dark leg,i tried everything, e no gree bleach...I kuku left it jare,I dey flex my thing dey go,anytime I wear a short gown see eyes of shock,people get shocked because I am not hiding my legs,I cannot o. Some people don't even have legs to walk,so I am damn grateful...Ehen before I forget,one leg is fresh and sexy for a lady and the other one is just normal ,I guess it's for my twin,since he was a guy. My big toe nails are kinda different too.
Weird and scary right?[/quot
My fetish exactly...op let's hook up

Yezzy:
Pls the group is strictly for truck owners, intending truck owners, loaders, professional agents and managers , part sellers and others with interest in truck biz. Pls WhatsApp 08120917657

Add me up..09076882545

ugandanstudent:
But this broke country works properly, I graduated from A private university opposite the American embassy in kampala, food is cheap, accommodation is cheap, student life is awesome, night life is great, people are friendly, electricity 24/7 and they just discovered oil so expect them. To be rich soon

Congratulations brother... prepare to receive me..we meuve

Cerebellum:
Chai!

Am I the only one who kept wondering why they were given birth in this Bad, unfortunate country

Just look at what this Eleribuu man just did! Anything the civil workers do, nah sack!Why?

Can't even think and consider what will happen to their family, now hunger go start de wire them

I don't know why, I just hate this man...
Nah Thunda go fire Bubu, Tinubu, pantanmni and this El Eleribuu man

There is always a crime to making money..
Jacob deceive laban and Esau
To get plenty cattle

valarmorghulis:
I regret ever supporting Buhari, he really messed up, he doesn't even care anymore, how low is he going to get before he realised the damage he's done to this country

So you join put us for this problem even after you see wetin them do 2015 to 2019....U go suffer

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/ganduje-seeks-armys-help-says-bandits-gathering-in-kano-forest/

Foolish governor... they ll kill you first, idiot...when they were burying the late chief of Army staff,u were at malami's sons wedding shining ur dirty teeth

ablejesus26:
On a more serious note. Forget about ipob nonsense,Wike sort of sounded like a cultist.

Lol,na cultist na

Amotolongbo:
"It's Difficult Giving Away Your Daughter To Nigerians" - Kenyan VP



http://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/photos-it-s-difficult-giving-away-your-daughter-to-nigerians-keny?xg_source=twitter

She is coming to naija with their strange news

IME1:

Strange men and strange party

Before this man's election those same 14 lawmakers were sitting in one of his properties as a parallel legislative body to those who had resumed since 2019.

Even the so called house of assembly is non existent, has no location, passes no bills, nor holds any public hearing

My dear which ever state you are just thank God, the other states you think are sane are all failed don't be moved by the glossy photo ops, edited pictures, doctored videos and media hype.

There's no functional state, I'm sorry to say. Ive been to over 23 Nigerian states. Edo is not my state of origin nor is Lagos, Kaduna, Ebonyi or Rivers or all the others which have been in the news for one reason or the other.

It's sad that we don't have a reference state. What would it take?
Reference in terms of prompt salary payment, security, healthy environment, peace, moral sanity, functional health and educational institutions, good roads, public water, street lights, regular lightsas a result of good electrical installations, market with regulated prices, restful and not restive youths, religious harmony, limited party agitation and modern like 22nd century infrastructural development... may be these are too much for them, for a WHOLE 8 years

Come to Delta State

Simplyleo:
But I thought ugm have taken over the SE.

Ugm are the killer branch of ipob killing security agencies.

Those arrested ipob pigs should be treated as ugm and be made to face the full weight of the law.

Ipob pigs are brain dead animals.

Mumu...na locally made pistols,with few rounds of ammunitions,and legedez Benz UGM dae use operate...u are a typical Nigerian police officer,blinded by hatred for the south east...IDIAT

Akaegwu:
Na waaa ooo. Why him no carry his native doctor join body. Another side of next level. Enjoy the government you supported few years ago.
Sorry Brother, I wish you quick recovery.
I love Buhari, I love Boko Haram, I love bandit, I love Odudua, I love APC, I love ESN, I love Nigerian armed forces because we have all agreed to make sure Nigerian becomes laughing stock Among Nations

They know na...thats why a female officer on her period was the one who shot him...lol,u never know the power of a bleeding woman

Asgard73:
People wey wan take action no Dey talk

People wey comot Gulak no talk .. they mount intel and neat.

Any ginger from the north divides this country

Gulak doesn’t worth it

Believe

chatinent:
Was it designed by an intelligent creator or did it evolve?

Awake magazine... Jehovah witness cartel

DedeNkem:
You should have been sure the mini bus was on ground for you to claim after signing agreement and paying the money! That's a common sense!

For your remaining money (₦175,000), you must report him to his boss. If this doesn't work out, then you must forcefully seize something from him that worths more than that amount. And make sure you don't do it alone.

Good luck.

Go spiritual...for a little fee,baba ll come and drop the money with abeg

TheFacelessMan:


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimitedJointIndianhare-size_restricted.gif

Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals...

The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.

4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night...

It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast.

Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound

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A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse

We interrupted him eating dinner!

Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell

After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there.

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The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of...

We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting.


"NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! Baba said.

"Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!"

After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and...

I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me

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What happened next is difficult to describe...

You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ?

The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself

The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back

I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck...

My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut!

" AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away!

That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken!

I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter.


https://66.media.tumblr.com/e791b05b08217e2bee6f35e00761ab02/tumblr_n4b0vmxQ4F1rm7jt9o1_400.gif

And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled...

I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee

To be continued .....



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

I love you bro....I want to read more of this

Kingk47:
If you believe in the Biafra struggle you should sit at home, you don't need to be an IPOB member to show solidarity. Abians should remember what happened few months after the Mannequin in aso rock took over. Your safety is paramount, how much wey you wan make wey you no fit make after the sit at home

I for do am,but e don tay when I go work

Sonnobax15:

Wait first,is that phone not X2 or probably asha ?

Now back to the topic......But na wa oh......things dey really dey happen for this our beloved shiit hole..

Just last week,my uncle was arrested and accused for being an accomplice to kidnappers whom he rented his apartment to....He didn't know they were into kidnapping,not until they got caught....If not for God and high connections,DSS and police for don use my uncle take practice smack down..

Na c3