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heheh Seun , why does ure desktop look like mine

@ Chxta hum because its too messy, and probably has some icons you wouldnt us to see . Show us to prove i am wrong And dont do any deleting o.

Did you know that there are more bacteria in the average person's mouth than there are people on the planet. (but kissing will only be harmful in a small minority of cases - so don't let this little fact spoil your pursuit of osculatory pleasure....)

hum so who are the lucky guys? wonder wonder

Besides your refrence has a lot of blunders in relation to "Hudud"( the punishment for crimes.) in the Shariah concept. I wouldnt go futher in that relation since this is not what the topic is about, but your refrence thus have a lot of blunders in his interpretations.

Besides not forgetting that all we are doing here is translation not Religious studies.

Lolz please someone who speaks arabic help me with this lady o. Cos all i see here is irrationality. This is language . Goodness.

lolz i would be happy because i would have done my part. And the legacy i leave behind would always be remembered.

What would you do if there are flames of fire falling from the sky? Maybe Hell?

heheh , freshly installed? Cos it looks too um...........

In the Hausa Language, there a lot of borrowed words from Arabic, so is many languages out there. One of the words is the usage of Allah. Hausas call Allah God. Whether it be a Hausa Christian or Muslim.

Lady are you saying my Arabic transalation of ALlah is wrong? Do you understand Arabic?

What we are saying here is just the basic meaning, not the religious interpretation of the meaning. Just basic language translation.

Testimonial time? Abi.

My first kiss was just lips, I was in primary 6 then. Blushed all the day.

My Worst Kiss, was in Nigeria, 2003. I got my lips bitten, and it bled. From then on, i avoided kissing Nigerian girls especially those in Nigeria. What irritates me is the point that you would always have contact with their teeth, if you understand what i mean.

Do I know how to kiss? Hum lets try it first and then comment thereafter. For Ladies only

Well my supposedly best friend wouldnt do such a thing. For me to qualify him as my best friend, that means i can trust him with my life. So i think the issue of him having an affair with my lady wouldnt come into reality.

I would provide the three basic ammenities to the Nigerian populace. Water, Electricty and good roads.

What would you do if there is a serial killer on rampage in your neighbourhood?

Prove it by not bidding to buy guys

[quote author=Bibi-2 link=topic=839.msg13394#msg13394 date=1121369260]On a serious note, Nigerian ladies don't know how to kiss, they just roll out their thick tongue into your cheek as a practice, no emotion, some are also very timid with lip touching.[/quote]Thank you my broda. I say am, but it just be like say i just dey mis-yearn. Well its all good.

learning from M & Bs, dem !!

the fox:
i have to say here that i have a hidden admiration for these scammers because it is hard work convincing a man to part with his hard earned cash.

I guess you don't know the effect of what they are doing, and the degree of the damages so far. How would you like to transact legitimately with an American company, and because your company has a Nigerian tag, they refuse to transact with you? And because of that you are forced to change your company location identity. The name of Nigeria has been damaged all arround the world. And no matter how this is done, or the process it involves, it is not hardwork and should never be called one.

Do you know what hardwork is? Let me tell you what hardwork is. Setting up an e-commerce company or a forum, promoting it, and providing your services with the support is hardwork. Blogging daily and trying to express your views online is hardwork.

Yes people do fall victims, because they are greedy too. But it is that an excuse or the right thing to do? Frauding any personality be it a gullible or greedy person, wouldnt change the meaning or damages it would cause, it is still fraud. And it should be codemned because it is wrong.

I wouldnt be suprised if you happen to be one of them. Because you do sound like one. No offence intended.


[b]Nobody, whether he or she is greedy or not deserves to be frauded, they do not deserve it [b]

What i just dont buy is the umbrella the whole world use when it comes to the Nigerian issue of 419.

me worth 1 bag of garri and 1 cow, ( Well as a guy i suppose you wouldnt wanna buy a guy. I am for sale to ladies only. Except you are what i think you are not. Well even you are , your offer wouldnt still be considered

Lesbian? hum that would be interesting.

Before i proceed let me just tell you, that i have not really officially dealt directly with the stock market, but i have play arround it, especially the Forex once. Before i kind of get burnt badly.

I really am not good in technicalities etc, but i would tell you one thing. If you are really after making a living out of stocks, i would encourage that you forget those dividents, honestly the dividents are nothing compare to the worth of what you actually invested in. And the stock price booms are not boomy always as they are said to be. You might be very lucky, but what of if you are not lucky? Does that mean losing all your money, in the case if the market crashes?

Now if you are really after the fast cash flow, i would encourage you to study more on technical analysis, and just buy and sell, and keep the change. That means actually studying and trading daily. Well if you are curious of what technical analysis is, well i got a good definition from the net, and as i said i am not into all those technicalities, i am more of a practical guy. Technical analysis is the study of price action in markets through the use of charts and quantitative techniques to attempt to forecast price trends.

So virtually you would be gambling in the stock market daily, studying the flow and buying and selling. Well people make fortunes daily through that and also people become bankrupt too. If you ask me for my personal honest opinion i would say, look into other investment lines, avoid stocks.

Now another part of stocks that is said to be a bit more profitable and safer and the tradings are daily based would are the stock Options. Using Puts and Calls as they call it, based on your experience in the market, you can speculate and insure stocks, that you actually do not directly own. Well the beauty is if your speculations where correct at the closing, you pocket the change. Well you could read more online in all that relations. Getting relative books also would be great.

But as i said and would always stick too, the stock market is a rewarding "Casino" in disguise.

hum yeah i love it that way, easy for me to look for get to what i need because i multitask all the time. Hum you mean the Object Dock. argh well yes i love it, because it allows me to easily browse opened apps without using the alt-tab thingy. hehehe the system details yeap, thats spyderbar.

Man wetin be all this Grammar. I do have a original windows license for my IBM notebook. But Piracy rocks. hahaha

yeah yeah i know that. I use linux too, both fedora core 4 and redhat linux enterprise 9. something. Lazy to check.

I love windows because almost all the softwares run on i, And whenever they is a realease of any software windows market would be the first to be served, besides that i dont see any reason why i should migrate 100% to Linux besides the stability and Security reasons, which is not enough to justify a complete shut down of windows. Windows has so many things to offer.

Besides check my messy desktop out. Dont you love it ?

https://www.kayodemuyibi.com/images/Mydesktop.gif

See me see trouble o, they are trying to convert me. I still love windows. Besides i dont pay for all the softwares i use. it takes me 2 hours to repair whatever happens to my windows, i just use the repair tool that is an alternative to re-installing the whole package, and so far it works fine.

I repeat again I love windows.

Chxta:
And I am not into 419 :yuck:

yuck ?? . Common it shouldnt be, and really it is not. I just wish we could eradicate it totally.

hum M$ Windows Rocks, Though i use fedora (my personal use) and redhat (for my web hosting server) too , but still i love windows.

I ensure a smooth Ride on my Windows with the following apps, Mozilla Browser, Registry Mechanic, Spyware Doctor, Avast Antivirus, Zone Alarm Firewal and also not forgetting Perfect Disk.

Someone trying to prove a point. Honestly i am confused.

That is totally off topic, i think . What would you feel, if somebody else starts quoting, quotations of the Quran which emphasises that Allah is not the same thing as God. What we are doing here is basic translations, not offering Bible and Quaranic lessons.

Please lets keep to the topic.

the GSM band also matters. It has to be compatible with the band been used in Nigeria.

You want nairalanders to teach you how to break up with your girl?

Lolz common, ok before i proceed into critisizing buying shares especially shares of the banking sector in Nigeria. I would like to ask on how the returns are like in terms of percentage of what you actually invested? What are their past histories like, in declaring profits and sharing dividends etc?

And besides that i think bioye has said it all.
Shares are risky!! Everything is, but shares are exceptional.

Well i know people with 3 Nigerian passports. . Well yeah in the newspapers.

well Nigeria really does need one, but its not feasible.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=839.msg12918#msg12918 date=1121281779]Sade, don't mind kazey..he is just being a little boy. [/quote]A little boy? . My bad. was just trying to say something there. But never mind. I think i should leave the topic for the big girls and boys