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Aminat508:



Time registered: April 16, 2016 Time spent online: 2 hours & 6 minutes

You weekend oo

A survey by Durex condoms found thatGreeks have the most sex.
You mean Greeks do it than Nigerians. Tuale for them.

Explorers:
8. Despite many people using it as a common excuse to avoid sex, sex can actually relieve a headache since it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.

She must hear this.

Aminat508:
I hate sex but I love intimacy

The latter leads to the former.
O se aro Monday.

On a Monday morning when everyone is going to work or has gone that is when one mod move this to FP. OK o. Na your work you too dey do sha

If I told you where I have been my phone for the past one week, hmmmm. I no fit kill myself. I no fit dey queue for petrol

mukina2:
CHAI 1st for bottom

Which team you dey support self?

Na for Kenya you fit see such.

Thank you my sister for this. The problem with us in this part of the world is that we have been wired mentally that only scrupulous means can bring us wealth in millions. It boils down to what you do with your spare time.
Meanwhile I will like to be the PA of that your lecturer.

Onyiridike:
ABSOLUTELY POSSIBLE for a lecturer who is science inclined.

Let me use one of my lecturers as an example:

1. He is a senior professor at the age of 55 years and earns over 5million salary annually after tax and other deductions.

2. He is a visiting lecturer to 5 other universities where he earns N150,000 * 5 = N750,000 monthly and 9 million annually.

3. He is a renowed international researcher. Through him, the university won over $250,000,000 research grant and I am sure he is the leading researcher and would earn nothing less than $2,000,000 from the research.

3. He won a prize worths ¥3000,000 from the research he conducted in Japan.

4. He earn bogus allowances by lecturing and supervising PhD students.

5. He is the dean of the faculty and that will earn him more allowances. Also, the faculty bought him a brand new car and fuels it.

6. He is the chairman of a research institute in the university which earns him more allowances.

7. He won a national merit award with a cash prize of N10,000,000.

8. He won an international award in USA with a cash prize of $10,000,000

9. He partners with WHO in developing DNA vaccines and he is earning huge amount from his services.

SUMMARY

He is a legitimate billionaire already even before retirement. And remember he is entitled to N49,000,000 gratuity and pension for life when he retires.

NOTE: If you are good at what you are doing, money will chase you. Some teachers who can write quality textbooks are billionaires.

anonimi:
Do the civil service RULES allow you to work in a business even after office hours?
If NOT, then the civil servant you came across is doing something ILLEGAL for which he should be SACKED.
SIMPLE.

My is a civil servant. She said one can do Biz after office hour.

anonimi:
Thanks.
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masterchi:
as a civil servant for the past 3 years, my experience and observation is that the civil service is structured such that any civil servant that wants to be a millionaire must get involved in illegal stuff or break civil service rules.

Bro it's a big fat lie. While I won't argue that people get involve in illegal act in civil service, the truth is that one can be a millionaire while in service, though very rare. I have a handful of examples and don't tell me do I know them well because I do well.

Op, billionaire while in service, NO. Billionaire no be small pikin matter.
Millionaire, it's not impossible.

I just asked my wife, who is a civil servant and she said "yes" like 4 times.

Now I personally know someone who is a civil servant and she is a millionaire. I know her very well, very close to her. She does not engage in magomago. She is business privy.

The factors that determine if one while in service will a millionaire or not are but not limited to;
1. Early or late entry into service.
2. Your level at entry
3. Of course, expenses
4. And most importantly, what you do with your spare time.

That being said, if there hasn't been any millionaire civil servant, become one. That's the spirit and the right attitude.
NobleAky

bastien:
thanks bro Kazrem, have seen the mail, just replied

I didn't see it. Better still, drop your whatsapp no here.

Aminat508:
Go sleep joo ..... U fit carry my load

I dey enjoy you and iyangbali convo. Iyan.gbali keep it up.

bastien:
Please is there any accounting student here, 200Level 2nd semester

Bro please check your mail or send me pm. My bbm hasn't been working for weeks now.

mrnononsense:
pls i Need ur help ooo...pls can a student be in national open university for 4yrs & is unable to know his or her G.p?since 100level,pls if yes,how do u know how u pass or student dont have access to exam result?.
2.pls how much is noun skul fees for a section from exam fee,cos i saw 36000 for d 2 semester online and pls i will like 2 know d exam fee for each paper,anD PLS MY QUESTION IS MUCH BUT PLS I NEED ANSWER,PLS DO NOUN ALSO COLLECT MONEY FROM STUDENT B4 GOIN 4 IndusTRIAL TRAININ & PLS HW MUCH IS D FEE FOR I T LETTER,PLS I NEED REPLY...pls help ur brother

I guess you are not the actual student of noun Sir. I also guess Sir that you are financing someone in noun. Your questions indicate that.
Students have access to their result and they can calculate their gp their selves. Fee for a section depends on number of courses one takes, returning or new students. Exam fee for e-exam is 1k per course. Course registration is 2k for 2 units course and 2.5k for 3 units. Meanwhile we pay compulsory fee every semester which is 23k and 13k for first semester and second semester respectively.

3. The agreement will allow Nigerian who imports
mainly from China conclude their transactions in
the Chinese currency instead of the dollar

@the bolded, won't that lead to super dumping of locally made products? Already there is huge cheaper Chinese products in the country which Nigerians prefer to local products, now with this kind of treaty, will there not be a complete refusal to local products. Remember Nigerians prefer cheaper goods. More so we say we want to diversify our economy.

cc: NgeneUkwenu

Are they acting film. The girl be like, "mogbe, wey I think sey I go play this magga"

She is hot.

Each man shall be resurrected on what he died on. He would be resurrected as as adulterer.

Mr Adebayo of Economics Department, MOCPED.
If Mr Adebayo teaches you a course and you don't understand, you should either go back to your village and appease your ancestors or kuku leave the school. He was and still my best lecturer. His in depth knowledge, teaching skills and human relation inspired my wish to be a university lecturer.

Mr Hakeem Babalola lectures at a seminar I attended influences my decision to also a Chartered Stockbroker (He also lectures). Meanwhile, I had had the love of being a stock broker when we had a visit to Nigeria Stock Exchange (NSE) 2008 from school.

Who influenced my career:
Mr Adebayo
Mr Hakeem Babalola
Visit to NSE.

SaiBuharii:
My dad asked me "Have you ever seen a poor professional Accountant?" Then he rolled out names of his friends I knew that were Accountants, and compared them with his Lawyer, Medical, friends.

I don't regret the decision today. We will get there Isha Allah.

And there are jobs available for smart people.

Are you an accountant bro?

School noni.

Two things Buhari knows how to do best.
1. Travel
2. Deliver speeches.
He would do better as a public speaker.

BTW, that ADC dey enjoy. He is just enjoying free popularity plus connection.

skylane:
Please house I want to transfer my study centre from abuja to lagos,relocating this month end,I want to knw the process,and duration it will take,please anyboody who has transfered before?

You will write a letter to your current study center indicating your name, course, matric, level and also reason for your change of SC. Also include your intended SC. It takes 2 weeks here in Lagos to another SC. I don't know for other States.
Let me see if I can still locate the specimen of the letter

IYANGBALI:
she collected money from me and she no give me wetin I want

Now I understand. Aminat508 you too give am olosho from Oshogbo. That one go suffice you na

Kgdavid:
Thanks bro...So am i right to assume that the next matriculation will be in June and everyone who has been granted admission from January/February up until then, would be matriculated at that point?

It may not be June but August or September. Those admitted January-March had been matriculated last month.

Aminat508:
lmao

Kilo pa eyin ati iyangbali po of late? The way he/she tasi you these days is suspicious. Who took something from each other abi na who want collect something from each other?

Kgdavid:
btw i'm here because i am wondering when the admission into NOUN takes place? I couldn't find the info on the site and i'm not in Nigeria. Any info would be appreciated.

Admission takes place all through the year but exams are done April/May and October/Nov every year. Matric takes place twice in a year, convocation once in a year.

cocoberry:
Op nice write up... In dis my beloved Country, it's balls down to d fact... who do u know!!!

Not all time. Even if you know one and not sound, you may not be employed. If you are sound and know none, you may be employed. Everything is not Man know Man.

See them. Only to rant commonsense on Twitter. Until they say the reason, I will keep looking.

Are we going to have budget this year at all? When do they want to sign this into law? When will they start to implement it? And when will we see the result?

Yomieluv:
is it too latr to defer now,and not writing the defer letter,will it affect her result this semester,asin will it be seen as carry over

I don't think she can still write deferment letter because some people have started exam. She can give it a trial anyway. Let her go to her study centre for that. If she couldn't, it won't affect her result and it is not carry over as long as she won't won't sit for them. As said earlier, she will only do them next semester like her normal semester not like carry over.