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PoliticsRe: Photos: Ekiti Residents Line Up To Collect "Stomach Infrstructure" Easter Rice by Kazrem(m): 11:24am On Mar 27, 2016
Hunger is bad
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Been Left Stranded By An ATM? !!!share Your Experience by Kazrem(m): 10:43pm On Mar 26, 2016
Two times recently I can remember.
1. Not funny at all. I had an exam for 2pm at Mushin. Left office 11am. I had all the chance to take money from the school purse because the money was with me but didn't (why should I when I have my ATM with me and will withdraw at the bus stop). On getting to the ATM in aiyetoro, I saw plenty people in almost all the ATM. The only one that didn't has plenty people told me the story I didn't like. "You can't delay me. I will withdraw on the road to Ajah", I thought. I entered cab, told the driver on the way that I will withdraw on the road m he fumed a little then he moved on. On getting to Sangotedo, I alighted at the first bank ATM. Used the and told me the same grammar. "Ha! What am I going to do? Gbese re o", I shouted inwardly. I used the other ATM still the same. A corper saw how I was feeling, then asked what the problem was. "I don't even know", I replied. Then read to him the grammar the ATM told me. "That's bvn issue", the guy said. "Hen? bvn what? Motiku oo. I have done my bvn Noah and still used this ATM few days back!", I exclaimed. "Ha how am I going to do now?. Motigbe laye mi." The driver kept looking at me from the road side. He sensed there is an hitch with the atm. The corper asked, "are you the one the driver is waiting for?". "Yes", I helplessly answered. "And I have an exam by 2pm", I concluded. As at that time, it was past 12 and I didn't have a dime with me. The guy offered 1k, and I gladly collected it. The money took me to the exam venue but not without missing the exam because as at that time there is traffic on the road already. Very painful. Now I do I get back home? Fortunately, one of my debtors gave me 7k. It was like 7m.

Can't type the second now. Tired.
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Been Left Stranded By An ATM? !!!share Your Experience by Kazrem(m): 10:09pm On Mar 26, 2016
Jarus:
2009.

During the search for Mrs Jarus.

I was going to Minna, Niger state, to check on a potential Mrs Jarus.

I don't like keeping cash with me, so just withdrew 20k at the Lagos MMIA ATM and used 17k to pay for Lagos-Abuja ticket.

I got to Abuja airport and tried withdrawing more cash for continuation of my journey by road to Minna. Na so GTB ATM dey tell story.

I thought it was a temporary thing and felt it would be fine before I got to the park.

I got an airport cab that charged me 3500. Although I had 3k with me, I was sure the ATM would be working before I got to our destination: Utako park.

We got to the park and I entered the nearest bank, a Zenith Bank, to withdraw more money, give the cab man 3500, used the remaining as fare to Minna etc.

Same story: can't withdraw. I was sweating, lamenting, calling my friends in GTB to tell them the mess GTB had put me into in Abuja. A friend that worked in their Head Office contacted their IT and they gave him feedback that it was ageneral issue they're fixing on that Saturday.

I was raking on, raising voice against my GTB friends as if they were the ones responsibility.

The taxi man collected the 3k left with me and left short of 500.

I was still lamenting in front of the bank, trying the ATM every 3 minutes.

1 hour, 2 hours, no show.

I had no dime left with me.

I narrated my ordeal to the bank security guy who saw me apprehensive, and he offered to give me 1k.

Abuja-mInna was 800 so I used the 1k to pay for fare and had 200 left on me. I got to Minna likee 2 hours later and I headed straight to the nearest ATM. It worked!


I returned to Abuja next day en route Lagos, but because I was rushing to catch my flight, couldn't go to the Utoko park to thank nd refund the bank guy.

On my next visit to Abuja like 2 months later, I went to that Zenith branch to thank the guy and refund him. He wasn't on duty that day, but his friend on duty collected it and gave him next day. I think he called
Nigerians we are good people.
HealthRe: Yellow Sperm Vs White Sperm by Kazrem(m): 2:04pm On Mar 25, 2016
Aminat508:
***runs out of the thread ***
Leni Jimoh. Good Friday
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 2:01pm On Mar 25, 2016
Wumine:
Thanks for the response. Will add one more then
Msc is even 27 not 24.
WebmastersRe: 13 Tips For Successful Blogging by Kazrem(m): 9:30am On Mar 25, 2016
This may be helpful aminat508
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 8:36am On Mar 25, 2016
iyatrustee:
Law.
Tuale! I doff my hat for you.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 7:33pm On Mar 24, 2016
iyatrustee:
I was one of the pioneer students who enrolled in 2003. Dumped the program in 2005 due to the take off related issues then. Thanks to this thread and the information it provides, i went online with my matric number and was surprised to find my details intact!

I resumed back August 2015 so yes i am a proud Nounite cheesy
Wow. I am so impressed with this. This should be one testimonies of the flexibilities of noun. Your department?
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 4:24pm On Mar 23, 2016
iyatrustee I saw you viewing this thread. Are you a nounite?
PoliticsRe: The Injustice Buhari Did To The Genius Of UNILAG - Punch by Kazrem(m): 10:03pm On Mar 22, 2016
He nailed it.
The announcement of Dada’s university result on February 25 was therefore a heaven-sent opportunity for Buhari to shore up his rating among the people. It was the type of opportunity many presidents would pray for but never get. The reason is simple. This is not something that happens regularly. It can never even be predicted. Having a first class is a regular occurrence in universities. Each university graduates many first class students every year. But having a graduate with 5.00 CGPA out of 5.00 is a rarity. It is said that perfection is not possible among humans, but this is something akin to perfection. So, anybody who has achieved this feat is nothing but a genius.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Friend's Girlfriend With Another Man: To Tell Or Not To Tell by Kazrem(m): 4:22pm On Mar 22, 2016
Wetin consign you? Is he your blood brother?
EntertainmentRe: Woman Sets Her Private-Parts On Fire At A Dance Competition by Kazrem(m): 3:56pm On Mar 22, 2016
O fa'be jono. grin
CrimeRe: 3 Brothers Rape Woman & Daughter Till Dawn In Osun Robbery Attack by Kazrem(m): 12:38pm On Mar 22, 2016
A female student seen dead. Where? Osun. Odun elegba. Where? Osun. Paltry 6m from federation account. Where Osun. I no remember others. Almost every week we read one or two evils perpetrated in state of Osun. Aminat508 see your people.
EducationRe: House Of Reps To Honour Ayodele Daniel Dada by Kazrem(m): 12:33pm On Mar 22, 2016
Not enough. The guy should also be given a national honour. His deserves it.
PoliticsRe: Masari Paints Katsina Schools With APC Colour by Kazrem(m): 10:23am On Mar 22, 2016
Where is the green? Is that red? Use your brain na
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 7:23pm On Mar 21, 2016
Pwhitelaw:
hello,please am a prospective student looking forward to do my PGDE at noun....i have paid 7500 at fcmb today and i was given a form with all my information and remita retrieval reference....please what is the next steps...thanks
Use the remita code to sign up at
application.nou.edu.ng/
PoliticsRe: Senate: New Twists Place PDP In Driving Seat by Kazrem(m): 5:25pm On Mar 21, 2016
I can bet with anything that if saraki goes down and any PDP member Ekweremadu especially becomes SP, he won't last.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Government (SUBEB) Graduate Teachers Job Recruitment 2015 by Kazrem(m): 11:10am On Mar 21, 2016
Olamide2324:
I heard that the new list will soon come out
When?
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 6:59am On Mar 21, 2016
lakesidepapa:
When is POP exam is kicking off?
Month end.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo, Others At The Premiere Of 'Remember Me'(pics) by Kazrem(m): 4:43pm On Mar 20, 2016
It's not new? We see it almost everyday.
RomanceRe: Roman, Lagos Babe And Her Giant Boobs Break The Internet (PHOTOS) by Kazrem(m): 5:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
agarawu23:
"shut down social media" and my whatsApp and IMO never offhuh

boobs wey go dey beg for offering if she comot bra angry
I wonder oo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) ON 19th March 2016 by Kazrem(m): 3:42pm On Mar 19, 2016
iambijo:
Beg teams always find it hard to beat arsenal
Not like Chelsea and Barcelona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) ON 19th March 2016 by Kazrem(m): 3:39pm On Mar 19, 2016
And I was afraid when I saw Arsenal leading by 2 goals. It's unexpected.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When There's No Job And You Are Ready To Accept Any Salary by Kazrem(m): 10:50am On Mar 19, 2016
Sempumping:
crylately I have been looking for jobs to volunteer but nothing is coming still sad.....God have mercy, with all the qualifications.

It is well with Nigeria
Volunteering in what?
IslamRe: The Importance And Blessings Of Gratitude In Islam by Kazrem(m): 3:34pm On Mar 18, 2016
Alhamdulillah 'ala kulli haal.
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s Trial: How Protesters Shared N1000 Each In Jabi To Disrupt Trial by Kazrem(m): 3:32pm On Mar 18, 2016
DAILY POST further observed that the protesters who are largely between 16 to 21 years hardly speak pidgin English.

O ma se oo.
PoliticsRe: Osun State Allocation For February Is N6M by Kazrem(m): 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2016
Where is Lagos?
PoliticsRe: Metuh Writes Petition Against Judge, Wants Trial Transferred by Kazrem(m): 6:35pm On Mar 17, 2016
Mr metuh and his advisers or lawyers are big time criminals!
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 1:36pm On Mar 17, 2016
Hallie27:
On the agreement form, it says 'no headcovering...'; does it apply to d muslim students also?
No.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan Legislator's Photos Having Sex With GF Published On Pages Of Newspaper by Kazrem(m): 10:28am On Mar 17, 2016
What's wrong in banging one's side chick? Make em no enjoy himself?
EducationRe: When You Get Corrected Copy Of Your Project From Your Supervisor by Kazrem(m): 10:20am On Mar 17, 2016
Typical Mrs Yusuf. Lmao
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Kazrem(m): 7:38pm On Mar 16, 2016
ericdry:
Good afternoon guys,

So i saw the announcement that the course/exam registration expiry has been postponed till 23rd march.

how does this affect TMA submission?

when will that end for this semester?
That does not in any way affect tma submission. It's advisable to submit the tma before exam though.

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