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Religion / Re: If You Feel There Is No Heaven, Then, What Do You Think About This? by kazyhm(m): 10:56am On Sep 18, 2022
malvisguy212:
The Bible says that in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. That includes everything necessary to feed and provide for its inhabitants. Can anyone deny that the earth is capable of
producing more than enough food to feed the entire globe? Well then, if people are starving, whose fault is that? If God made the earth, is He also supposed to plant and distribute our crops for us? Do you remember the tons of food that were shipped to Ethiopia, but did not reach the
starving people who needed it? Whose fault was that?

Where was God before the creation of Heaven ?

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Religion / Re: If You Feel There Is No Heaven, Then, What Do You Think About This? by kazyhm(m): 10:52am On Sep 18, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


If he wants to go by Chisco, as to whether Asaba exists, ... Don't go by one of them chisco buses, ... Go by ALL of them...

Gosh! Atheists/Satanists are Mad!

Lol

I asked a friend; what the God's first creation by the bible's account, he said God created Heaven and Earth on the first day....

I then asked where was God before his first creation ?.......He just started speaking in tongues.

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Romance / Re: ..... by kazyhm(m): 9:52pm On Sep 16, 2022
The LGB are looking for population to push for support....that is the aim of adding the TQ+

The + does not have a definite confined description.

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Romance / Re: This Is The British Carrying A White Ram (intended For Sacrifice) by kazyhm(m): 8:53pm On Sep 15, 2022
SporaD8:

Even as I understand that colonialism has rob Africans blind; Fact remains that -
The Ram is The Brits Mascot. It is not meant for sacrifice.
Same way Nigeria has Eagle as a Mascot in it's Coat of Arms.

There is no where in my submission that I said the Ram is for sacrifice, I'm only pointing out the double standard of the British and the Africans' acceptance of deceit as a standard........
Romance / Re: This Is The British Carrying A White Ram (intended For Sacrifice) by kazyhm(m): 8:48pm On Sep 15, 2022
fortunez1:
Guy go drink medicine, u r just so ignorant and yet have the audacity to spill trash info here

Please point out the ignorance in my submission
Romance / Re: This Is The British Carrying A White Ram (intended For Sacrifice) by kazyhm(m): 8:46pm On Sep 15, 2022
Kobojunkie:
All this here makes no sense. The simple reason you lot are going off at the teeth because of this is that the animal in question is a ram. Had the Corporal been an Elephant or even a lion, many of you would not have considered this story worth giving your attention to. But sadly, seems the words "Sacrifice" and "Ram" are the triggers for this silliness. undecided

I never expected my submission to make sense to you........

You know the Ram bibliography better......that's actually a show of intelligence
Romance / Re: This Is The British Carrying A White Ram (intended For Sacrifice) by kazyhm(m): 6:08am On Sep 15, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Black man, first save yourself from ignorance.


Did you watch the loyalty oath/pledge by the British Parliament ? Irrespective of their religious beliefs, sexual orientation, gender and their diverse reservation on the importance of the royal family to the British system of Government

The firing and other stuff


But when African king dies, every religious group starts foaming in the month against the traditional rites to select and install a new one.


This present Ooni for example even went as far as kneeling down in the church...


Meanwhile, Bishop of Scotland came to the palace for the coronation rites, no choirs, no ushers, no speaking in tongues, no single hymn was sang......


Now you're talking about a Ram being part of the British military army ( that in itself sounds barbaric).....what is the duty of the Ram as a military personnel ?....just imagine a goat as a member of a vigilante group in Nigeria.....you all will be binding and casting it in the name of Jesus.

It is even funny, they retired the Ram to a zoo. All the wages the Ram earned during his service was used for what ?....no personal house, family/relatives, retirement benefits etc ?

Even the way the Ram was held in this picture, that king's guard is suppose to be in detention by now (animal cruelty) assault on his senior and retired Guard.

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Romance / Re: This Is The British Carrying A White Ram (intended For Sacrifice) by kazyhm(m): 10:06pm On Sep 14, 2022
I thought I was the only one disappointed by this king coronation ceremony.......I thought the world has gone pass traditions........alas Africa is a ful.

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Family / Re: Before Compromising On The Woman You Marry,read This! by kazyhm(m): 10:00pm On Sep 12, 2022
This is the simple idea most guys don't understand this day....



The woke crusaders are confusing everybody with........
Religion / Re: Why Do Sinners Suddenly Turn Into Saints When Travelling? (Photos And Video) by kazyhm(m): 12:14pm On Sep 11, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
Why Do Sinners Suddenly Turn Into Saints (Prayer Warriors) When Travelling? (Photos And Video)

Last week i saw the testimony of Dunsin Oyekan after he survived a ghastly motor accident, and I wasn't surprised...

I know very well from personal experience that there were those few that God would go the extra mile to protect where need be, so that same dangerous situations that would have harmed or taken the life of most would be turned into a testimony to them, because it wouldn't be able to harm them or take their lives.

That I believe was what happened to Dunsin who has shown himself to be of a different spiritual class... because it's glaring that it was indeed God that intervened and saved His life, otherwise it would easily have been an entirely different story.

That's why i keep telling people to stop playing church but take the things of God seriously, so that in crucial moments like that when they really needed God's help, God would even to go out of His way to save them because they were also there for Him when He needed someone.

Not after they've lived their lives for the themselves and for the devil, then all of a sudden, when they needed His help, for instance, when they're about to embark on a long distance journey, then they would suddenly remember God is there, and start cabashing, casting, binding, tonging and saying all manner of things in the name of prayer.

They're bound to be on on their own if they found themselves in a dangerous situation, because it's only men that they can deceive, not God!

Hence they shouldn't wait until when their lives were endangered and they needed God's help before they took Him seriously, but beforehand, so that God would also take their own matters seriously as He did in the instance of Dunsin, because they are not just lipservers whose hearts were not with Him, but true worshippers who worship Him in Spirit and in Truth. John 4:23


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUntMjg4EUQ

God bless.

1) There should be differences between church and God.
2) What does God going extra mile means ?
3) What does playing church have to do with God ?
4) why did God allowed the accident to occure in the first place......is prevention not better than cure ?

My conclusion is Christianity lack the most minute knowledge about God, Hence the personification.

Christians preaches in contradiction......How can an omnipotent and omnipresent go an extra miles ?

These portray limitation of the supposed God's abundant Grace......and in addition freedom of choice....in this case Dunsin chose abundant speed over safety.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Sinners Suddenly Turn Into Saints When Travelling? (Photos And Video) by kazyhm(m): 12:11pm On Sep 11, 2022
Christian
Business / Re: EFCC Investigates Emefiele, Oramah Over $300 Million Paid To Acquire Union Bank by kazyhm(m): 10:40am On Sep 09, 2022
Lol
Family / Re: Please Advice My Elder Brother And His Wife. by kazyhm(m): 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2022
She is planning to destroy your brother's life.
Family / Re: Am About To End My 15yrs Marriage by kazyhm(m): 9:56pm On Sep 06, 2022
neonly:



I accept all u just said it OK part of advice
Hope u read my post well for the past 10yrs she been working no support to house welfare
Marriage is part of helping each other flaws but when the other person see it in a different way and start capitalise on it then wahala go dey
Why won't I wash my children cloths and cook for my wife be a complain no u getting wrong
This no dey gree do anything again na work and church be her poragative u right no communication again I have tried honestly but all talks and gist fall on deaf ears
My 2nd son seems to understand what is really going on and am afraid our issues don't him at school he woke early today and said he didn't want to go to school ask him y he said nothing with a sad face
They are reason am still putting on d relationship to make it work but honestly now am just tired
It better to have a broken home and be alive to see yur children grow than to be death

You get time for that fool


It is a mistake to take marriage/romantic relationship advice from females. Irrespective of their age and experience.

I believe wife are the same everywhere,

Let me tell you something my wife told me.

In my own eye, I have been a very good, up and doing husband.....infact she praises me and I usually tell her she is a good wife.....we get along pretty well...... we're both professional in our various field...

So one day, we were gisting in the living room....and she said to me do you know I was depressed through out so so month ago...which was about three month earlier......the same month we went out like mad..... enjoyed our time alone together

I enquired further what could be responsible....guess who....me

And if you hear the reasons.......I had to go to bed....in anger while she change mood again and started begging me that I misunderstood what she was saying....

Infact I told her she did not know the definition of depression

Woman..... don't kill yourself understand anything........ because at the end they will still blame you for understanding them.

Live your life and make sure you enjoyed it while you can.

Don't allow any confused being control your feelings

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Romance / Re: Some Mistakes In Life Can Be Very Hurtful. by kazyhm(m): 9:28pm On Sep 06, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:


“Every married person” is such a stupid generalization. Don’t you have a mom? Was she a torn in your flesh to your dad? Not every wife is bad. Some are really good and give peace of mind.

I have to go a recheck thee person I quoted......and guess what, it isn't you.

Please go and collect back your school fees from wherever you got your formal education.

I humbly award you certificate of not able to read and understand properly

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Family / Re: Mothers Please Advice A Frustrated Married Man. by kazyhm(m): 9:23pm On Sep 06, 2022
Militant1:
I will try to be brief and straight to the point.

My wife stays up late (11pm -12 am) every blessed day.... That's the problem.

We live in Lagos and have 2kids, 3yo and 8 months. My wife was working before but left the job when she gave birth. There is a job waiting for her when the baby is 1y6mnths, therefore she is a stay at home mom.

We live on the mainland but I work on the island so I live home as early as five. In our house we have all the amenities you can think of; 24 hrs light (NEPA plus inverter), running water, gas, 2 washing machines etc to make a home 95percent comfortable but my wife can't seem to cope and it started when we had one child.

She doesn't wash my clothes, my office shirts and suits are given to dry cleaner to arrange while my other laundry I do myself every weekend with the washing machine.

When I get home by 7pm or 8, that's when she now starts rushing to bath the kids and prepare dinner, so we eat by 9 or 10. Before the kids play play and play, by 11pm we are still awake. Sometimes I go to bed by midnight and have to wake up by 4am to go to work again. It's impacting on my health and my work. She will sleep by 12 am and wake up by 8 or 9am the following day.

I have tried to beg and appeal to her. If I eat out and come home to just sleep, she go dey vex. If I just come home shower and sleep the kids who have passed their bedtime will be playing and when madam is ready to sleep they won't agree to sleep. She will beat them, guess who they will come crying to- daddy that just started sleeping and has to wake by 4am, I will now pet and pet till 2am before kids sleep.. I have advised her that kids have a bedtime(8pm). When I man up and off the tv by 9pm and tell everyone to go to bed, she says I am disrespecting her. She reports me to her mum.

Worse still our sex life is horrible... We have sex like once in 2 month.. At 35 I am in my sex prime and can Bleep everyday but she doesn't seem to care about me because she is always tired am I pity her so I don't demand sex so much.

I fully understand stay at home is not easy and I help her when.

I tried to create a schedule for her.

Wake up by 6am
By 7 she suppose don clean finish
By 8 breakfast should be ready for her, kids
9-10am bath herself and the kids
10-12 do any other stuff in the house
12-3pm rest, watch movies, chill
3-5pm... Do whatever she likes
5pm boil water and bath the kids
6pm she don bathe and bath kids
7pm... Food don done... Everything dey freezer
8pm we eat
By 9 everyone goes to bed and we knack 1hr

I throw the trash every day
Na me dey go market buy foodstuff
On weekends I clean the house
I wash my all my clothes
I provide all the finance in the house
I satisfy her on the bed when we naka. She begs me that she's tired
I buy her gifts, drop 3k for her everyday
Why should we have a house help when she is a stat at home mum (for now)

So what's the problem..


Mothers, are my demands too much?
Mothers, please when do you close your kitchen and go to bed?
Are you still awake by 11pm every blessed day.
Am I crazy?

Please advice me.

I have begged her, pleaded, shouted, done everything. Sometimes I intentionally come home late (10-11pm) thinking that the kids have gone to bed but my first child will be watching cartoon.

Please advice me. I am going crazy, Lagos is stressful

You go just die untimely........

Funny enough those alive will survive and excel far more than you without you.


Wise person no dey feel fasting. End of quote
Romance / Re: Some Mistakes In Life Can Be Very Hurtful. by kazyhm(m): 9:13pm On Sep 06, 2022
Omuuvwie:
I regret getting married to the woman I married, that is a very big mistake I made, and it hurt me so bad that I don't even know how to forgive myself for this life time mistake I made.

Very funny....

Do you know that; almost every married persons make mistake of spouse, especially men. Those that didn't regret their choice are those that understand there dilemma on time and managed the situation.

Those regretting theirs are those that believed in fairy-tales, the soul mate fictional fantasies.

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Romance / Re: Some Mistakes In Life Can Be Very Hurtful. by kazyhm(m): 9:07pm On Sep 06, 2022
Truvelisback:
If u haven't regretted any mistake, then u haven't made a mistake that is worth regretting.

Lol

I have missed chances to learn stuff that would have been useful sometimes later.....but why I didn't regret those chances per say is that those I learnt are quite useful all the same......and are paying my bill......

In a nutshell my regrets are supposed to be the oju kokoro I thought were not necessary at thee time.

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Romance / Re: Some Mistakes In Life Can Be Very Hurtful. by kazyhm(m): 4:32pm On Sep 06, 2022
Mistakes are good.....I had make some but regret none, because I learn quickly from events/scenarios and I do self appraisal every day





The only thing I detest so very strongly is a repeat of same pattern of mistakes....it has made me hate a lot of acquaintance......female mostly.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by kazyhm(m): 10:14pm On Sep 04, 2022
anochuko01:


Wouldn't it be unwise to think that all women are the same?

Yes....very unwise for johnny Depp to think his father was a monster and his mother was an angel.....and vowed he would never behave like his father until he married Amber Heard........ eventually his court cases proceedings to savage his supposed gentleman reputation from Los Angeles down to the UK was a season movie and it cost him million of dollars.

Don't learn the hard way like Bill Gate, Johnny Depp and co.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Lie About Their Incomes & Salaries? (Screenshot) by kazyhm(m): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2022
anochuko01:
You really can't trust women when it comes to knowing your salary. My sisters and mom ask me this question and I'm never comfortable about it. Why would you like to know?! Whereas, my dad would only ask "hope the pay is okay", but women?! They'll want to know how much, so they can help you calculate how much you'll be giving them.

Btw, I believe spouses should know how much they earn. I'll never marry anyone who I'm not gonna feel comfortable telling how much I earn.

Life long mistake........ thinking your case will be different with your wife


Ask Johnny Depp

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Family / Re: Florida Bans 54 Of Its School Math Textbooks For Trying To Indoctrinate Students by kazyhm(m): 11:13am On Sep 04, 2022
Way to go


That is how to create a balance society with prejudice
Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by kazyhm(m): 10:43am On Sep 04, 2022
uglodoh:

Why say you are not serious to somebody you hardly know. You Cannot arque without insulting. It shows the kind of upbringing you have. Mr. I too know.

My apologies, it was your explanation that was funny...

Someone that is skinny or slim is refers to lepa...... meaning dry skin, bonny stature, fragile gaze.

Orobo on the other hand is fat, oversized, puff etc meaning olomi'ra
Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by kazyhm(m): 12:50am On Sep 04, 2022
uglodoh:

They were Yoruba words but were not used to decribe slim and fat girls. Orobo became slang for describing fat girls after pasuma sang " orobokibo". Before then we were using "apati and bantu". Lepa became a slang for describing slim girls after that film was released because of the slim nature of the girl. Then slim girls were described with "opelenge". If you listen to old Fuji and juju musics, opelenge was to describe slim girls.

I doubt if the orobo is an indigenous Yoruba word. Though I am not Yoruba.

You're not serious

So lepa is a slang, so what is the original Yoruba word for slim

I going by your explanation, kukuru, kukute, rara is a slang for short....
Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by kazyhm(m): 6:02pm On Sep 02, 2022
GreatrAnalyst:


I am too sure you are the one who is wrong.

If you indeed know the language you mentioned, you would know that 'lepa' is a modern day word/slogan, not an old indigenous word. About mid 90s, this word wasn't even known or used, not even for slim person. Go figure.
Opposite of 'lepa' is 'Orobo', do you also know the song/singer who also brought about orobo mainstream usage and adoption to describe someone on the fatty side?
It's true that new words are being coined and added on the daily to lingo and local dialect, but also note that some have been around longer to know the origin and difference in the adapted and original root word.

Arrogance won't let you grow.

Lepa, orobo were meaningful Yoruba world.

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Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by kazyhm(m): 5:55pm On Sep 02, 2022
No wonder I like the song back then
Science/Technology / Re: Man Shocked As Water Mysteriously Gushes Out From Suspended Kettle In Ogun (vid) by kazyhm(m): 3:41pm On Sep 01, 2022
Stupidity


How can this be a mystery ?

A designed fountain
Romance / Re: Men Really Think It's Okay To Live Like This-woman Shades Men On Twitter by kazyhm(m): 11:02pm On Aug 29, 2022
Remind of my house in lag then


My room I had my bed, hanger stand, bookshelf and wardrobe.


Gas cooker in my kitchen

My bathroom was always fresh

Nothing in my living room....was mad funky......

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Education / Re: Home Schooling The Way To Go: Private Schools Now Charging Exorbitantly by kazyhm(m): 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2022
guobe:
ASUU is fighting for their pocket.leave those people out of it.How will you keep students on the street for 5 months

Ignorant comment



You soon open same topic on university educational system by the time greedy individual dominate that aspect just like the primary and secondary schools

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Education / Re: Islamiyat Ojelade Got 7 PhD Scholarships In 7 Universities In USA With HND by kazyhm(m): 10:32am On Aug 22, 2022
What kind of story is this ?

She Studied science Laboratory Technology, then majored in chemistry by mistake, how ?
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Usyk 2; "Rage on the Red Sea" Today By 10:30pm (Live Updates) by kazyhm(m): 12:29am On Aug 21, 2022
azeezmth:
What type of boxers do we have these days? A heavyweight fight?
And that AJ should just retire abeg

Na puff-puff generation

Tyson, lewis period was so fun and interesting
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Usyk 2; "Rage on the Red Sea" Today By 10:30pm (Live Updates) by kazyhm(m): 12:22am On Aug 21, 2022
frostmate2:
Usyk is a pure boxer nothing else, No BS. He was there to just box. Joshua did his best but not good enough technical wise. Usyk Fury will be a good fight.

Fury will technically knock usyk out in round 7

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