₦airaland Forum

Thinkfree:
North central

Benue......40% against Obi $ Atiku
Kogi.........45% against obi & Atiku
Plateau....25% against Atiku $ obi
Kwara......65% against Atiku
Nasara....35% against Atiku $ obi
Niger.......45% against atiku

Tinubu to win N/C with little above 42%

North east
Adamawa....25% against Atiku
Taraba.........25% against Atiku $ obi
Bauchi..........35% against Atiku
Gombe.........40% against Atiku
Yobe.............65% against Atiku
Borno............70% against Atiku

Tinubu to score atleast 40% in N/E

North west
Kano...........35% against kwankwaso
Kaduna.........35% against Atiku $ obi
Jigawa..........25% against Atiku
Kebbi.............25% against atiku
Sokoto...........45% against Atiku
Kastina...........35% against Atiku
Zamfara.........45% against Atiku

Tinubu to get atleast 35% in N/W

South west
Lagos........40% against obi $ Atiku
Ogun.........70% against Atiku
Oyo...........75% against Atiku
Osun...........80% against Atiku
Ondo..........65% against Atiku
Ekiti............65% against obi
Tinubu to win S/W with atleast 65%
South south

Edo...............30%

South East

Ebonyi...........25%

https://zapiforum.com/question/the-states-tinubu-can-win-atleast-25-and-above/

Yamiriflathead:
Labour party a party full of chest beating clowns. I can't wait to have a good laugh when campaigns starts. It will help us test their popularity in clear terms.
I want to see how 1 emeka boasting on twitter in anambra will transport to kaduna, plateau or ondo to full a stadium. Them go osunize obi tire

PandoraObi:
I wondered why it always about violence, Fela Kuti had to refute his statement because Peter Obi miscreants want to burn his father's relics

meobizy:
I honestly believed he won’t make it. The BBC don already make synopsis for the guy life. He’s lucky. I know he won’t learn from the experience. He’ll keep riding the fame associated with the controversial book.

Has he written any other novel since 1989?

madridguy:
Write about something else they won't listen.

According to a estimation in 2020, Islam has 1.9 billion adherents, making up about 24.7% of the world population.

Stop blasphemy against the messenger of Allah PBUH.

Abdul05:
Why is he dressing in Black most times..?


Is he possessing uncanny spiritual power to serve the devil or what.. 666

Maybe ,he is an antisocial ritualist..

AnonPoet:
https://twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/1557107813171830785?t=Sbe_lQ9SWGmgI9VZ8k1Few&s=19[/quote]Oloribobo somebody, onisonu eyan, oloriburuku aye ati orun.
Eran oko lasan lasan ikeji aja

AnonPoet:
https://twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/1557107813171830785?t=Sbe_lQ9SWGmgI9VZ8k1Few&s=19[/quote]Oloribobo somebody, onisonu eyan, oloriburuku aye ati orun.

Chinkoalhaji34:
God Bless the next president of Nigeria Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Please vote Asiwaju Tinubu.

Penguin2:
Fantastic!

That’s a testament to Nigerians that Obidients will not tolerate incompetence from anyone no matter your affinity to the movement.

We will be our own police.

And even Peter Obi himself, if he fails to deliver, he too, will collect woto woto.

Therefore, the incompetent handler should be sacked to avoid bringing embarrassment to the movement.

That’s one of the many ways we are different from BATstards… those fools swallow and defend any idiocy as long as it’s coming from Tinubu or his campaign team.

Moh247:
Lol yeah it's Tinubu and APC, or Fulani herdmen, in fact. It's Saboteur

Ipob terrorist are modern day babarians and lunatics , curse and Plaque to modern day civilisation


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OnionBandit:
These guys are horrible aswear. Small thing, sack, kill, disgrace, threaten etc..

God forbid having an Igbo blood on that throne

PlayMaker14:
My own mom will not even have time for this long talk... The day my friends convince me to buy Apple Relaxer and apply it on my hair just for it to grow, that was the day I knew she's a no nonsense beautiful woman... How she organized senior men to pin me down and gave me a very painful haircut with that scissors Obioma moves about with, is what I can't explain till this day.


Now, I am going bald on the right side, all as a result of me taking her simplicity for granted.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Asiwaju Jagaban is our next president in Nigeria whether the haters love or like it.

We will make sure he is elected president and we place our trust in the living God.

Blackfire:
Rubbish



Power to the North... north2023

BadNews:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/7/truck-crushes-two-soldiers-and-woman-to-death-in-lagos.html

AfricanColumbus:
Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7253321/breaking-thugs-invade-church-lagos

aninibinladen:
2023 will be interesting for APC.

APC will be walking into that election with the following Northern States already lost.

Plateau
Benue
Kebbi
Taraba
Nasarawa
Bauchi
Gombe
Adamawa
FCT
Niger
Jigawa
Sokoto

And the following Southern States lost.

Anambra
Abia
Cross Rivers
Rivers
Bayelsa
Akwa Ibom
Enugu
Imo
Ebony
Delta

And a 50/50 chance in the following

Kaduna
Kano
Katsina
Zamfara
Edo
Kogi

Interesting times indeed for APC

post=114179014:
Don't mind the boy abeg.
They love hypocrisy so much.


Song of disobedience pandora.
Ipob natijonal anthem.

icuminpiss:
I was at INEC office today at barnawa Kaduna state, inshallah I completed the PVC registration even though the INEC workers frustrated us for about 7 hours. Funny enough literally 90% of the people who also came for the registration were all drumming support for OBI.
The mov9ement is every where sha

solmusdesigns:




Mscheew!!! Unserious Aspirants with comedian supporters

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Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.
What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

AntiTerrorists:
.the 1999 constitution supercedes any religious law ...weda christian or Muslim law...in the 1999 constitution, taking the law into ones hand is an offence... Murder is an offence...

The last time I checked, anyone who blasphem in Islam is taking to sharia court where his or her faith is decided...not mob action

APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.

Ijoh:
Seperate Nigeria into these Countries.

1.Oduduwa with Capital in Lagos.

2.Biafra with Capital in Enugu

3.Ijaw Republic with Capital in Wilberforce City.

4.Kwararafa(Middle Belt) with capital in Wukari

And unity begging useless Arewa with Capital in Kano.


Yugoslavia shared into 7 countries and it's population was Lagos size.

moscobabs:
It was reported earlier today that Unknown Gunmen killed Army Couple in Eastern part of Nigeria.

I received more pictures of the decapitated Bodies of the said couple from a reliable source this is evening, such a barbaric act from those Terrorists called Unknown Gunmen.

May their souls Rest in Peace

Romanoff:
Na today?

I done dey was pops man car since I be teenager.

Na to recruit other women, train them and make it a ladies car wash.

Videour:
Actually she's a good girl in all aspects. We have been dating for 3year now, she's all I want in a woman, her smile gives me joy every time with dimples.

I am 35 years she should be going to 25 this year. A career lady that has this hustle spirit in her but my problem is that she's obsessed with sex.

Imagine a man at my age having 2 to three times a week, which I know if I don't put in work she's definitely going to get it else where.

Psychologically, it's affecting me.
Please what is the best way to handle this?
My Nairaland family.

jimmychang:
Are you a man or still a small boy.You can't man up ans take control of your life, you are here blaming your mom for everything.

Baba do watin you wan do ooh ...no dey look mama face since you said she is a nice girl

haloyeah:
Name them goathari and goatbanjo so that no one will take you to court.

GoldenJAT:
Sensible goat! Unlike some GOATS!

Timekeeper452:
Making statements that will cost your ambition, you haven’t won first term and you are already sure of ruling for 8 years? This is why you’ll loose out badly,