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Donsammi:
This is a comedy skit

It's not.

I support you sir

Altair25:
I recognized Benedict and Paul, the DAG (the 5th in command) amidst the crowd, they were the only familiar faces there and i went to them. Paul gave me a curious look and asked where my weapon was and i responded with confused silence. Seeing how lost i looked, he laughed and handed me a swiss knife and told me to return it when we were done. I would later find out that Paul had a reputation, of sorts, of always being armed (i would later make it a habit of jokingly calling him DAGger 5).

Thanks for this your latest expository. We need to learn how to curtail these guys excesses. Really looking forward to hear how you guys were able to cage them.

sirleke:
I think @ this point it is pertinent to pen my opinion here...



We sometimes do all face these unjust acts frm dz MIB but we buy our way out in every possible means we can.

He isn't the only driver that plied that route, something must have triggered the bitterness of d MIB to act unjustly.....

All the same thank God he's out of d mess.

Pls I am subjected to corrections n no insults ...

Please continue to buy your way out and feel they are doing you a favor. That's why a police officer will unjustly level allegations against you and you buy your way out with your hard earned money and still thank him for being considerate. Just continue. The nation has a long way to go.

erico2k2:
you want to hear from the police side ba?

You should know by now you are chatting with a police officer. He is sergeant Frank Nyiam. They all think the same way, turning common sense upside down, making illegality to appear legal. Nigeria has a long way to go.

omofranyoung:
A typical Black man mentality.
Too lazy to read

Too lazy. How I detest such post. If you can not read such a post, how do you aspire to lead or even treat official files such as contract papers etc.

Thank God. But was freed at what cost. Kidnapping has become a very lucrative business to the detriment of the entire society especially now that the government has become involved in payment of ransoms. What a pity

Life of a Nigerian youth

My wife is just like my dad. Too cautious. Risk taking is always a taboo to them. For this reason I normally hide a new business idea until Midway into it if it is successful. If it collapse, I would simply dust myself up.

louken:
Please I need honest opinion from people who have used thermofrost deep freezer before.

I went to Albertina to purchase deep freezer. I had in mind to buy thermocool but when I got there, the price they gave me for thermocool for the size I wanted to buy was way above my budget.
They showed me other brands which included Thermofrost.
Thermofrost is slightly cheaper but I am afraid of buying something I will end up regretting.
Their staff assured me that the product is good but I need a second opinion.

Can someone who has used this product, please, tell me his/her experience.
I also need suggestions on other good freezers that are not so expensive

Very good. My sister still use it after buying it in 2012. But I really hoped they have not changed the standard.

Heartlessbanker:
bros, thank you very much. This is more than enough. I just needed some word of advise from people when don experience life before me.

As a unn graduate, I'll advise you to avoid hilltop, odenigwe and greenhouse. Please memorise these places and avoid them like hell. Secondly avoid any party that is hosted outside unn gate especially birthday parties.

butterfly777:
The above is most likely just Ibo style of nacking hands among men. I don't think it has any links to egede. We want only truth here, please.

It's greeting made popular by outbreak of convid-19 to prevent handshake.

It's highly disappointing and disheartening when personalities in this thread like nobones, ambiitiouscent reply to people like Tungfamily. A person's writings, reasoning, argument is enough to place his age. Asking ambiitiouscent to prove his whereabout shows a kid who still sees outside the country as Jupiter. Please let's learn how to ignore certain people here.

iaamxavier:
Can you teach these kids forever? No!
Think about career prospects rather than the current pay!
Do you know how lecturers make their money?
From sales of hand out and textbook
Imagine you get to sell handouts at the rate of 1k to 100 students per department and you're lecturing about 5 departments (100Level)
Do the math
As a lecturer you can't possibly have class from 8-6PM
Every school session ends by 4pm
I don't want to including sorting because that's corruption
Anyways its still your choice to make
Just lent my advice

Which private University gives you room to sell handout. Even your text book is strictly monitored and amount to be sold fixed by the school. You lecture till 6pm because there is register to sign off. Atimes your original certificates are seized by the school. In fact you don't know what happens in private University. Op just run.

Emir8:
I have master degree and want to start my PhD next year. The university told me that I can't start PhD until I work for them for 3 years. That is another thing I'm considering. The secondary school will allow me to go for PhD

Please my dear, run away from private University. Run, run, run ooo from their slavery mentality. I don't want to elaborate much but just have a discussion with a friend that is in any of them. Listen if you don't have a job, think 4 times ooo before accepting private University offer.

Sermwell:
Please I need your help on this issue seriously. The man is asking me to bring 10k for him to but A3 tommorow. Do you have any idea how it cost??

I'm sorry to say this but your publisher is funny. He has already started manipulating you. Don't give him any N10k to buy anything. Just tell him the number of copies you want and let him do the total cost. If you are satisfied with his quotation, pay advance and collect your receipt. If you start with paying 10k for A3, next will be 30k for impression, 50k for folding, 20k for cutting, 20k for binding and so on.

JasperVII:
How exactly do those people look like IPOB members to you?

I'm not defending him but he may be right though. See the first guy with traditional cap. Secondly even their attaire with no weapon seen point to that direction.

Sermwell:
I intend publishing some books on basic phonics for nursery and primary pupils. I had already typed the and visited someone on my street for arranging the work before printing.
I was asked to pay 3k to format each work before any other thing. The charges are as follows:

1. formatting 3k each
2. back cover 1k each
3. ISBN no. 7k each
4. printing #400 each. About 70 pages

I'm printing 6 different books but I have a strong feeling that I'm being cheated as I don't have any experience regarding how much these things cost. please I need to know if I'm being cheated. Please help me out. Thank you.

Yes, the quotation is on the high side.
I published two books and none costs more than 300 a copy and each has 310 pages.
1. Do the formatting by yourself.
2. Design your cover page and send to them.
3. Go to National Library and collect your ISBN at the rate of N1800 per book
4. 70 pages printed on 60 gram should not be more than N150 @ min of 1000 copies.

celeb4reallife:
0814 552 0214
07065076870
These are their numbers, please is there a way I can track them?

Don't worry. You can collect your money back. Send a letter to your bank if it's bank transfer you did, attach the screenshot of chats you had with the guy and copy complaint@cbn in the letter. The guy's account will be frozen till he pays your money.

Modified

Pls also read the above post. I didn't see it before posting this. Follow any of the post instructions and you will definitely receive your money.

YoungDaNaval:
Do you we have anyone here who once had or have an encounter with the bukaneers here? I'll like to know more about them... Because from my little experience so far those guys seem to be the most peaceful. They just all about flexing.



Say no to cultism though!

Start from the beginning of this thread. Ban issues have been discussed extensively and conclusion reached.

I don't understand this. Judgment has been delivered by court. Would the panel report overid court judgment. Well, let's hope for the best.

Rockyfancino:
I saw this post and why but I know that if God doesn't tell me himself I can never know.

Pls take this to religious thread.

GreenArrow1:
Asaba is not boiling anything. The non-cultists will go about their normal activities, have fun and enjoy themselves while those who are cultists run up and down in panic like rats whose tails have been set on fire.
A few people will die. They won't be mourned for long. You know why? They mostly only constituted nuisance to the society when they were alive.
"Pooh!" A gunshot will ringout. A body falls in the street. People run, albeit temporarily. After a few hours, the police shows up to evacuate the dead body now properly engaged in the process of rigor-mortis.
People return back to business, opening shops and lighting the fires back for their abacha stoves to roast corn.
In a far distance, a mother spanks her 5 year old son who has forgotten to return back to his doorstep after playing with other kids. "You want to be like all those bad boys abi?" She yells as she spanks him some more. "No be me you go kill. C'mon sit down there!" As she drags him to sit in one place.
Business is back to usual with the occasional gist about the person who got shot and how these boys no get sense.

In a bunker somewhere, are clustered visibly shaken young men, smoking hemp. "Aro Danger Master don go overboard o. May the gates of Valhalla be closed to us." They all make varying statements mostly vowing revenge, meanwhile deep down, most are scared shitless and are looking for a way not to be picked as members of the next hit-squad going for revenge in a never -ending war over a reason they can't really pin-point.
All these while, there's an argument between the police and the mortuary attendant over accommodating the dead body of the guy who just got shot in the head. The family hasn't shown up yet and sure as hell, non of his fellow cult members has turned up to even say they know him. They are all somewhere busy drinking squadron and chanting, "Aro sorry o. We no know."
While all these happen, the rest of society just goes on with their normal lives. Next Saturday, Cynthia will get married, Uche's birthday party will hold, and Late Chief Ambrose will be laid to rest - a proper burial for a man who had lived a productive life to a ripe old age, gaining the respect of society and training his five children through University.
The cult war is but a distant undertone. A battle between the lowest lives in the society. These deaths a case of evil canceling out evil for the betterment of society. A war started probably by a fight over a worn out prostìtute. A waste of time and souls.
Then peace talks will hold and all those lives lost, forgotten. Aro Danger Master only remembered by his Marine and no other. They didn't even take notice of the war in Asaba, all too busy fighting theirs in their various states to be concerned about one sailor who had gone to be with Odin.
Aro Danger Master, Norwish Michael Obunneme would have been married in the next 5 years and seen his first daughter crawl, walk, graduate and get married in this very Asaba if only he had resisted the urge to join a cult.
Alas! Here he lies on a pale bed at the entrance of a mortuary, unattended as the voices of the policemen and hospital attendants arguing in the distance begin to fade.

Say no to cultism.

Apology
I am sorry to quote the entire work.

Conclusion
This piece above is THE END OF DISCUSSION

if not because of the nature of this thread, I would have sent a pm to you. I hope to see your blog somewhere. Your writing is in a class of its own. You are very Good.

helinues:
Nnamani is too big for that chairman position now...

Anyways, congrats to him

How? He was a former councilor, lga chairman and pdp state chairman. How is he too big?

LadySarah:
So this is a new moniker created by Seun and Co to come and generate traffic for them.Drop a topic and disappear.

Kwantinue

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