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Crime › Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Nursing Mother (graphic Pic) by Kelklein(m): 9:57am On Dec 29, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: CV; As A Doc Or Pdf? by Kelklein(m): 10:38pm On Dec 28, 2015
Always send ur CV in .doc format except where pdf is specifically requested..
my2k
Education › Re: This Amazing Tricks Will Make Life Easier For You by Kelklein(m): 10:32pm On Dec 28, 2015
really cool
Sports › Re: Baba Idris Is Dead (Nasarawa United FC Player) by Kelklein(m): 9:42pm On Dec 28, 2015
eeh yaah..May God grant his family the fortitude to bear the loss.
Business › Why Nigerians Can’t Use Their Bank Debit Cards Outside The Country Anymore by Kelklein(op):
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By Femi Fawehinmi

The story of how Nigeria’s then Central Bank governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, in August 2009, shook up the local banking establishment is well told. He bailed out five banks and dismissed their chief executives and introduced reforms like capping the duration a bank boss could stay in office to ten years.

But something else happened as a result of his intervention—the centre of gravity of retail banking in Nigeria quietly shifted. The sudden realization that some of Nigeria’s banks were effectively insolvent triggered a kind of flight to safety. The banks which were untouched by ‘Hurricane Sanusi’ became very safe in the eyes of customers.

The most upwardly mobile and footloose Nigerians bank with names like GTBank, StanbicIBTC, First Bank, Diamond Bank and Access Bank these days. They go on holidays to Dubai, shop in London and take their kids to Disney World in Florida now and again. Unlike, say, the UK where the idea of travel money is cultural, Nigerians over the years have come to rely on their debit cards anytime they are outside Nigeria. The exchange rates are generally decent so as long as you have naira in your linked account,it’s always more convenient to pay for things in Debenhams with your bank card.

There’s also the coterie of Nigerians who run a variety of web-based businesses that require them to pay for things like server space and web hosting in Europe or America on an ongoing basis. Many of these people use their debit cards to make payments online.

This is all well and good when it works but right now all the major banks are dealing with the same problem at the moment.

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Central Bank Governor Godwin Emefiele
(Credit: Reuters/Afolabi Sotunde)

Nigeria is running against strong economic headwinds right now with oil prices below $40 and foreign reserves below $30 billion—enough to pay for maybe six months of imports at most. The Central Bank governor, Godwin Emefiele, has introduced ‘demand management’ in response to the challenges he’s faced with. In practice, this means stifling demand for foreign exchange by declaring certain imports unworthy of expending Nigeria’s precious foreign reserves.
Certain things have been discouraged from importation with the country’s foreign reserves—toothpicks, some types of steel, wheelbarrows, even Indian incense. This is effectively a ban if the importer doesn’t already have their own foreign currency in banks abroad or under a pillow somewhere. This has been accompanied by nationalist rhetoric about how Nigeria shouldn’t be importing things it can produce. If you can’t access foreign currency through official channels, you are left with no choice but to use the black market at much higher rates. At times, it does feel like the Central Bank is determined to burn down the village in a bid to save it.

International nightmare
So what does this have to do with the retail banks named above? They have been hit hard by the demand management policy. Buying dollars from the Central Bank to settle international payments for their customers is a nightmare these days. The banks typically don’t have many customers who export—mirroring the wider Nigerian economy which depends on oil for the vast majority of its forex earnings.

All of a sudden, having so many upwardly mobile and jet setting customers is not that much fun anymore for the banks. Almost on a daily basis, people have been getting emails from their banks telling them the daily or monthly or annual limit dollar spend on their debit cards have been adjusted—almost always downwards.

Stories abound of people who travelled abroad and when they tried to settle their hotel bill, their cards were declined. As at last week, some banks were sending emails saying the daily spend had been reduced to $100. It is hard to find any bank that allows more than $300 per day spend now. One friend who needed to make a business payment online for $1,800 had to plead with the supplier to allow them pay $300 per day over 6 days as a workaround.

All of this desperation is also encouraging people to come up with all sorts of daring ways to get their hands on foreign currency. One example is that of people travelling out of the country with as many debit cards as they can lay their hands on. These cards are then used to make withdrawals at the ATM and taken back to Nigeria. In October, a man was caught with 108 debit cards trying to leave the country through the international airport in Lagos. Just a few days ago, this time in Kano, another man was caught trying to leave with more than 800 debit cards. One has to assume others have managed to get through.

[img]http://qzprod.files./2015/12/ap_06122402091-e1451187125483.jpg[/img]There will be fewer Nigerians than usual shopping in Dubai over the holidays this year. (Credits: AP Photo/Kamran Jebreili)

As I live in the UK, nearly everyday I get a request from someone in Nigeria asking to swap naira for pound sterling. But there is a limit to how much naira anyone wants as the currency is not convertible. Further, everyone assumes another devaluation will happen sooner rather than later. Why hold naira?

All of this has greatly added to the economic uncertainty since the new government of president Muhammadu Buhari took office in May. Nigerians have also been dealing with fuel queues for months on end now. Stress levels are very high, to put it mildly.

The latest comments by Emefiele suggest that, far from easing the restrictions, he is going to double down and shut down what he has decided to be ‘illegitimate’ demand for scarce foreign exchange.

Most Nigerians intuitively understand that the country is in a pretty bad place as a result of walking into the oil price crash practically naked with no national savings. Nigerians are also a resilient people who will make adjustments if they need to. They have not turned on president Buhari yet. They know he got dealt a bad economic hand.

Yet, a lot of this feels like needless suffering. The rhetoric that has accompanied the restrictions often sounds like Nigerians are being blamed for having the nerve to buy things that are not made in Nigeria. To be clear, some of the things Nigerians import, on the face of it, look ridiculous. But they are almost always a response to an environment that can be extremely hostile to any kind of business. It also does not help that, based on ongoing corruption trials, when politicians steal public money, the first thing they almost always do is change it to foreign currency. It is sometimes difficult to figure out how much demand for foreign currencies is genuinely for productive purposes in that sense.

Free floating naira?

What to do? There are no easy answers. But it surely must be counterproductive to arbitrarily shutdown legitimate economic activity in the name of demand management. The more these restrictions go on, the more they open up gaps for corruption to flourish and for the well connected to game the system. History teaches us this – from Venezuela to Argentina where the new president, Mauricio Macri, is now drawing 12 years of ‘El Cepo’ to a close .

Nigeria has to earn its keep in other ways by producing things that other countries want that are not crude oil. This is obvious enough but by no means easy—infrastructure is terrible to non-existent and productivity will take time to build up. It is tempting to pray for oil prices to rise again to give the country some breathing space but it is more likely that the country will simply return to its old spendthrift ways.

Should foreign exchange be made available to people who simply want to go shopping and enjoy themselves in Dubai at a time when it is scarce? Asking questions like this leads to all sorts of dangerous places. What exactly is legitimate demand? How do you curb ‘illegitimate’ demand without hurting people who are genuinely trying to run their business?

The only answer to this is pricing. Freely floating the naira will allow the market determine what is the real value of the currency. But the political appetite for such a policy move is exactly zero. Politicians are just not going to accept that the currency is something they have no control over.
I fear that things may be this way for a while yet. And the longer it goes on, the more damage it will do to the economy and ordinary Nigerians. Will it be worth it?
Source
cc: lalasticlala, Seun
Education › Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by Kelklein(m): 8:22pm On Dec 27, 2015
undecided
Phones › Re: Hands On Review Of Lenovo A5000 by Kelklein(m): 9:33am On Dec 27, 2015
how much is it?
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo, Praiz, Denrele And Others Goof Around After Getting Stuck At Airport by Kelklein(m):
staring at Denwerey Caitlyn like

Health › Re: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by Kelklein(m):
Most specialist hospitals I know of(Kogi for example) have A&E department that attends to emergency patients first before any form of payment is demanded.
Education › Re: Teaching In Nigeria Is Difficult Because The Pupils Are Too Intelligent —british by Kelklein(m): 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
Stupidity is when you use the microscopic few(no pun intended) schools attended by children of the elite to judge the entire country... I expect them to know better tho..
Politics › Re: Checkout Striking Resemblance Between VP Yemi Osinbajo And Brother Akin Osinbajo by Kelklein(m): 8:25pm On Dec 26, 2015
That Hair tho..
Food › Re: Fattened Chicken Can Cause Food Poisoning, Infections –experts by Kelklein(m): 1:07pm On Dec 24, 2015
All those scientific 'jargons' explained above by the experts still don't answer the question

'How do we identify a hormone-fed chicken?'
Politics › Re: IPOB Drags FG To Court, Demands N8.5bn Compensation by Kelklein(m):
[size=20pt] "Some see a hopeless end, others see an endless hope"
- E.B. Norton
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#NooneStopsARisingSun
Celebrities › Re: P’square,Wizkid,Tiwa,Don Jazzy,Timaya,Others At Mavin Concert 2015(Video & Pics) by Kelklein(m):
Amazing Quotes By Famous People That Will Teach You What Success is All About.

1. Sachin Tendulkar:
"I have never thought where I will go, or forced any targets on myself." "I am not thinking too far ahead, just want to take it one thing at a time."

2. Steve Jobs:
"Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other opinions drown your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."

3. Narendra Modi:
"Once we decide we have to do something, we can go miles ahead."
"Mind is never a problem. Mindset is."


4. Bill Gates:
"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."
"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning."


5. Messi:
"I start early, and I stay late, day after day, year after year, it took me 17 years and 114 days to become an overnight success."
"I have many years to get better and better, and that has to be my ambition. The day you think there are no improvements to be made is a sad one for any player."


6. Rahul Dravid:
"My wife and I have built a new home with a lovely garden which houses lovely bamboo trees. I got reading on the Chinese bamboo and learned that the tree takes 5 years, 3 months to grow to its whole height of 80 feet. Yet, for the first 5 years, you can only see a tiny green shoot, but in the next 90 days, it grows into a full-fledged tree. But in those first 60 months, it is growing its strong network of roots underground, to support the tree. In an era of instant gratification, we settle for shorter trees, but remember patience has its reward. These are your years of growing that strong network of roots but be sure when you finally achieve your success, people will call it 'overnight success'. If only they knew of the Chinese bamboo!"

7. A.P.J Abdul Kalam:
"Look at the sky. We are not alone. The whole universe is friendly to us and conspires only to give the best to those who dream and work."
"You have to dream before your dreams can come true."


8. Mahatma Gandhi:
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."


9. Confucius:
"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop."
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."


10. Albert Einstein:
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."


11. Walt Disney:
"The difference between winning and losing is most often not quitting."
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."


cheesy Merry Christmas to y'allcheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 8:50am On Dec 24, 2015
The story will be told for a long time to come: "What Happened in 2015: How GIS Ruined My Christmas".

It is well!
Celebrities › Re: D'banj & Don Jazzy Perform Together In Port Harcourt (Photos, Video) by Kelklein(m): 4:13pm On Dec 22, 2015
Finally..
Travel › Re: Man Without Fingers Rides Okada In Ibadan (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 4:12pm On Dec 22, 2015
amazing...
Health › You Didn't Even Know It, But You've Been Pooping Wrong Your Whole Life! by Kelklein(op): 2:09pm On Dec 22, 2015
When it comes to dropping the deuce, barking one out, dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, el numero dos (you get the point), we, as a species, tend to be somewhat closeted on the whole affair. In a culture where all things that might be considered "butt stuff" is still largely taboo, it seems our societal blinders have led us down a dark path of poor pooping, and it might just be impacting our health. So it's time to bring a little light to where the sun don't shine, hit you with a little back-door knowledge, if you will, with this one little trick that definitely supports dope defecation!

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/fbf77355-ab2c-4702-81ac-e1c075fb15ad/b7d566ea-fd91-429e-8281-551f2a7d44e4_desktop.jpg

First of all, let's get this out of the way. YOU are not the problem! You're not doing anything wrong yourself, but rather the way in which we traditionally position ourselves on the throne after our morning coffee is all wrong. (That is not to say that SOME of the things you do in the bathroom AREN'T wrong...they are, believe me!)

The Standard Stance

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/fbf77355-ab2c-4702-81ac-e1c075fb15ad/ecc6094b-b5b8-4def-95d6-0f6c921e4af1_desktop.jpg
Here we have a very lifelike man sitting on the toilet in what we can safely assume is a manner similar to most of us. As you can see, this does not make his rectum a happy camper! Because of the positioning, your puborectalis muscle doesn't make the connection that you're on the throne, and therefore chokes off your rectum.

This isn't just going to cause you to spend more time on the pot, pushing, but can lead to serious health issues, such as hernia, inflammatory bowel disease, colon cancer, diverticulosis and hemorrhoids — definitely all things that should be avoided if possible! Which it totally is!

Squat For Safety!

https://cdn.diply.com/article-images/fbf77355-ab2c-4702-81ac-e1c075fb15ad/38328163-dec1-4db2-8fc4-f8a950db6f83_desktop.jpg
Rather than sitting the same old way we've been to poop for centuries, scientists and other smartypants people are saying that we should return to a more natural positioning, similar to how we would rock a dump in the wilderness, had we not invented the toilet.

Looks Comfortable, Doesn't It?

According to the above-mentioned science people, specifically those at Stanford University's Pelvic Floor Clinic, by assuming more of a squatting position, we are able to relax that pesky puborectalis muscle and convince it to stop practicing its backyard wrestling move on Old Man Rectum down there. This allows us an easier bowel movement (henceforth known as BM) and fewer blown blood vessels in the forehead!

https://livingoutsideofthebox.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/squatty-potty_thumb.jpg

https://www.naturallyloriel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/anorectal-problemsolution.png.jpg
Source: diply.com/medicalengineering
cc: Seun
Politics › Re: Tough Time Looms As Nigeria Loses Biggest Oil Customer by Kelklein(m): 10:04pm On Dec 21, 2015
hmm
Politics › Re: NERC Increases Electricity Tarrifs, Scraps Fixed Charges   by Kelklein(m): 7:50pm On Dec 21, 2015
0taPiaPia:
bros come back oh... u yarn well.grin
ok„„grin
Politics › Re: FG Debunks ISIS Figures On Recent Boko Haram Attacks And Killings by Kelklein(m):
narratives and counter-narratives...
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IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE WOMEN.

1. Dey would have asked for directions instead of following the star.

2. They would have presented gifts such as pampers, powder, feeding bottle, napkins, Akamu, cerelac and so on.

3. After leaving one would have told d other ''did u see Mary's shoes, they don't match her dress''.

4. One would av also said ''I heard Joseph is not working, he's just an ordinary Carpenter. how can they survive?'' grin

5.Another would av said ''imagine the kind of dirty environment she delivered, are they not perceiving the bad odour from the sheep & Goats?''

6. Another would av also said ''the baby doesn't even resemble Joseph, was she really a virgin?''.

7. One would have replied ''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL days nah. What are u telling me".

8. Another would have been eyeing Joseph.

9. One go dey form queen Elizabeth saying "how can I enter dis dirty place"?.

Chai...women!.... Na Joke I dey o# grin

SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!..
Politics › Re: NERC Increases Electricity Tarrifs, Scraps Fixed Charges   by Kelklein(m):
If we look closely at this..it could be good news


my opinion tho..

**runs outta thread**
Webmasters › Re: Top Google Searches By Nigerians 2015;Arsenal,Buhari,Diezani Arrest tops d list. by Kelklein(m): 2:54pm On Dec 21, 2015
free2ryhme:
make una see dem ooo dem no get comment to comment grin
guy no give yourself hypertension unnecessarily o

no be only u dey use 4G network.. so stop showing urself..

seriously it's becoming annoying

mature minds here know spacebooking (temporary while you type) had been a trend here before you were born. so, grow up boy
TV/Movies › Re: The Launching Of Red TV: Tony Elumelu, Betty Irabor, Others Attend by Kelklein(m): 12:22pm On Dec 21, 2015
Whether you have a Maruti or a BMW, the road remains the same.

Whether you travel economy class or business, your destination doesn't change.

Whether you have a Titan or a Rolex, the time is the same.

There is nothing wrong in dreaming a luxurious life. What needs to be taken care of is to not let the NEED become GREED. Because needs can always be met but greed can never be fulfilled.

Short lines with a million dollar meaning :-
The life that you are living now, is also a dream of millions.

So, please be grateful for whatever you're blessed with.

See www.nairaland.com/2813364/7-illustrations-change-perspective-life
Travel › Re: Man Sleeping In A Moving Garbage Truck In Lagos by Kelklein(m): 12:13pm On Dec 21, 2015
Always Remember Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching statements.

1st- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles..

2nd- I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.. And

3rd MOST IMP- the most wasted day in life, is the day, in which, we have not laughed.

cheesy
Phones › Re: Have You Seen "NO PHONE"? It's The Worlds Most Useless Phone. by Kelklein(m): 9:13am On Dec 21, 2015
lol..no phone
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 7 Illustrations That Will Change Your Perspective About Life by Kelklein(op): 8:33am On Dec 21, 2015
PresVA:
People should learn to be grateful not because someone else is in a worse position than they're; those persons don't define you and it's unfair taking advantage of their situation. ..

Be content because of more positive things other than people's predicament.. Be content because you see a better future and believe God will bless your hustles...etcc..

Also, being content because someone else is in the same or worse position isn't a way to grow in life! It deters one....

All I see in Op's pictures is 'stop unnecessary comparisons and focus on being happy for who you're and what you'll be'... when you compare at all, it should be one which will make you strive to be better. ..
I agree with you...

It's not about being content because someone else is in a worse position

but rather being content for what God has done for you. What appears little to you(at hand) may be what someone is praying for, for a lifetime..
Politics › Re: Witches Advise Rivers Governor Wike.'pray Harder Not To Lose.' by Kelklein(m):
10 Life Lessons From The HEN:

1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING.

2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE.

3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL.

4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS.

5. She sits on her eggs for 21 days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE.

6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING.

7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC.

8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE.

9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE.

10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING

Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow

Family › Re: Checkout These Cute Twins Pictures - Lovely! by Kelklein(op): 6:52pm On Dec 20, 2015
nice..lalasticlala..what do you think?

Family › Re: Checkout These Cute Twins Pictures - Lovely! by Kelklein(op): 6:46pm On Dec 20, 2015
sweet

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