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 Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Friends Argue If The Answer Was 75 Or 80 But You Got -4 by Kelklein(m): 11:54am On Dec 15, 2015*. Modified: 12:10pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
[size=22pt] Dear Nigerians... see the deceit called APC! Now the same APC wants to increase our pump price [/size] read: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/new-fuel-pump-price-mere-tokenism-apc/ 2 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Ladies, Why You May Never Get A Good Husband (photo) by Kelklein(m): 11:53am On Dec 15, 2015 |
SAD BUT TRUE! |
| Romance › Re: Girls, Can You Hold It Like This ? by Kelklein(m): 5:59pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
@op...no be u write say you wan quit masturbation & u still dey post this kain tin kontinu.. 2 Likes |
| Health › Some Facts About In-Vitro-fertilization (IVF) by Kelklein(op): 4:24pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
A woman bearing a child is not a matter of course, but a small wonder. Many factors must come together at the right time so that a new life can come into existence. As an estimate, every 10th couple in their middle age is not able to have children. Many of these affected couples go through a nerve-wracking and time of uncertainty, in which they consider the possible methods of the modern reproductive medicine to fulfill their desire to have children . The in-vitro fertilization is one of those methods. Read the 8 most important facts about the prospects, workflow and the risks of IVF treatment: 1. Strictly speaking, IVF is not artificial insemination and does not take place in a test tube. Although the Latin meaning of the word in-vitro fertilization is "insemination in glass", the so-called culture dishes are used in place of the test tubes. Moreover, no artificial injection of the sperm is done, but instead the egg and the sperms are brought together, only outside of the body. The insemination is, therefore, "natural", but only outside the body. https://res.cloudinary.com/carem/image/upload/v1448290603/blog/Fotolia_53015822_M-1024x716.jpg 2. IVF is a method that can help women become pregnant, who have problems with their Fallopian tubes. If the Fallopian tubes are not working, the egg cell cannot reach the uterus and cannot get lodged in the uterus. In the in-vitro fertilization, therefore, the mature egg cells are extracted and are brought together with the male sperm in an incubator. Thereafter, the fertilized egg cells are transferred to the uterus. In this way, the blocked Fallopian tubes can be bypassed. 3. An IVF treatment includes one complete female cycle. On the first day of the menstrual bleeding, the maturity of the egg cell is enhanced by giving an injection, this is known as hormonal stimulation. On the ninth day of the cycle, the maturity of the follicles is checked by means of ultrasound and blood test. On the basis of this result, the time of ovulation is determined. The egg cells are taken 36 hours after the initial injection. The sperms of the male now have 24 hours for fertilizing the egg cells in the culture dish. Around the 17th day of the cycle, the fertilized egg cells can be placed back in the uterus. About ten days later, the much-awaited pregnancy test can be done with a hopefully positive result. https://res.cloudinary.com/carem/image/upload/v1448290610/blog/Couple-IVF.jpg 4. The hormonal stimulation has advantages and disadvantages. Normally, one egg cell becomes mature in the body of a woman in each cycle. An injection of natural messengers can increase the number of the egg cells and hence also the probability of success of the treatment. Every egg cell does not develop into an embryo. If several embryos are present, the most promising one can be selected from these. Possible side-effects are an increase in the cycle symptoms, like headache and mood fluctuations. Even serious problems like over-stimulation of the ovaries cannot be ruled out. Asper experience, if a women decides to undergo an IVF treatment without hormonal stimulation, the number of treatment cycles required increases. 5. Multiple and tubal pregnancies are possible risks. The risk of a multiple pregnancy increases, if several embryos are transferred to the uterus. In case of two embryos, the probability for a twin pregnancy is around 10%. The decision of, how many embryos should be used, is up to the couple. In exceptional cases, a tubal pregnancy can also be caused, if the embryos do not get lodged in the uterus, but instead in the Fallopian tube. Both of the cases could cause pregnancy complications. 6. The chances of success of each embryo transfer are around 30 - 40%. A lot of factors influence the success rate of an in-vitro fertilization, including the age of the woman, the reason for infertility and the number of embryos transferred. The entire process of treatment is very fragile and does not always succeed. In this case, it can be repeated in the next cycle. The doctor clarifies, whether an interval between the cycles individually makes sense. https://res.cloudinary.com/carem/image/upload/v1448290605/blog/Fotolia_IVF-1024x682.jpg 7. ICSI is an alternative, if the fertilization outside of the body does not succeed naturally. In case of IVF, the sperms and the eggs should meet each other by themselves. If the sperms are too slow, too weak or too few, they can be injected directly in the egg cell in the laboratory (ICSI = Intracytoplastic Sperm Injection). This process can be successful, even when the egg membrane (amnion) is thick. During the course of the treatment, there is no difference between IVF and ICSI for the couple. 8. During the IVF treatment, one should avoid smoking and intake of caffeine and alcohol. Drugs and poisonous pleasures of all kinds can harm the embryo and cause miscarriages and infertility. Sexual intercourse, on the other hand, can be done during an IVF cycle. Studies have even indicated that this improves the quality of the embryos. Source:Caremondo.com cc: lalasticlala, dominique, Seun, RoyalRoy 10 Likes 4 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Stuns In Backless Green Dress (photos) by Kelklein(m): 10:18am On Dec 14, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Arms: EFCC May Query Sanusi Over $2.2bn Arms Probe by Kelklein(m): 9:57am On Dec 14, 2015 |
He who comes to equity must come with Clean Hands... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Kaduna Music Festival Ends In Violence by Kelklein(m): 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
This APC-led government don't just get it.. [size=23pt]A HUNGRY MAN IS AN ANGRY MAN[/size] I mean.. who goes about dancing in the middle of economic CRISIS 19 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About The Way You Fall In Love.. by Kelklein(op): 11:17am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Estharfabian:you are so very Scorpio..ur "body language" says so..lol |
| Romance › What Your Zodiac Sign Says About The Way You Fall In Love.. by Kelklein(op): 10:54am On Dec 13, 2015*. Modified: 11:11am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Your sign says a lot about you and it can also determines your approach to love. https://quirlycues.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Stocksy_txpcc1203cfnVf000_Small_154711.jpg Check yours  Aries (March 21-April 19) https://33.media.tumblr.com/afbfb098b78ef676d97b78eedb000967/tumblr_inline_ngxp0vjG1M1t7ozam.jpg You are full of life and have a lot of energy. You’re logical in nearly every area of your life and have a good head on your shoulders. A natural-born leader, you like to remain in control of your relationships and keep your partner wanting more. When you find love, you think logically — just as you do with everything else — and you don’t get too ahead yourself. Your love is steady, warm and bright, like the fire sign that you are. Taurus (April 20-May 20) https://38.media.tumblr.com/12f8460168a1ea786230d70892ebd665/tumblr_inline_ngxoy5fJL01t7ozam.jpg Like Aries, you love to remain in control, but you’re also a sucker for pleasure. When the physical chemistry is passionate and hot, you tend to fall very fast. You are a very sensual person who is in touch with you body. Once you’re in a committed relationship, you go with the flow. You enjoy indulging in the finer things in life. You would prefer to settle down with your SO in the country, where you can be in the quiet serenity of nature. You’re steady, calm and decisive. Gemini (May 21-June 20) https://31.media.tumblr.com/1ce7c6edd3c81a794b6d9a90a204ba10/tumblr_inline_ngxovdfqte1t7ozam.jpg You’re a lot of fun to be around. You’re a talented conversationalist and always have a million awesome ideas, and you impress your SO with your knowledge and general optimism. But you are a bit of a hopeless romantic. Gemini’s do not like to be alone, so when you fall in love, you tend to become very attached to your partner. You have to remind yourself not to be needy because when you’re in love, the only thing you want to do is spend every second with your partner. You know that healthy, frequent communication is key for any functioning relationship. Cancer (June 21-July 22) https://38.media.tumblr.com/3c141baf43bf7ef6bacda703e34e0e14/tumblr_inline_ngxotyvtST1t7ozam.jpg You are never a fool in love. When you fall, you fall hard — but you’re still cautious. When it comes to love, you are looking for a true partner. You are attracted to people who carry their weight and are ambitious and driven. You’re a fantastic listener, and when you’re in love, you’re great at being your SO’s number one cheerleader. You have a great sense of humor and never stop making your partner laugh. Leo (July 23-August 22) https://31.media.tumblr.com/76cc01449a98a5146bc2ff749e59a760/tumblr_inline_ngxos8KE7N1t7ozam.jpg You have no problem finding love, thanks to your magnetic energy, charisma, self-confidence and warmth. You’re a loyal partner, and when you fall in love, you fall hard. You definitely like your freedom, but once you lock on to someone, you’re in for the long haul. You can get a bit jealous and territorial. You value love above all else, and you need to be reminded of how much you are adored. You do have a bit of an ego, but that’s actually sort of a lovable quality. Virgo (August 23-September 22) https://38.media.tumblr.com/ec4a6729175bc1a49d5658cade993f38/tumblr_inline_ngxoqmUvFM1t7ozam.jpg You try to play it cool in love, but you’re secretly terrified of being vulnerable. You’re hard to read, but you feel love intensely. Sometimes your significant others get frustrated because they are aren’t sure what’s going through your restless mind. Love consumes you. You find it easier to be calculating, accusatory and jealous than calm and happy. You are kind, patient and easy to love, and you need to remember this. Libra (September 23-October 22) https://33.media.tumblr.com/e6ef5c24907297a5087be7de7d11ceb0/tumblr_inline_ngxooowF7Q1t7ozam.jpg You are extremely organized and goal-oriented. When it comes to love, you’d be perfectly happy with or without it. Therefore, you never settle, and you’ll only date someone who’s right for you and who treats with you respect. You tend to make your lovers wait a long time before you agree to a commitment. Your strong sense of self-worth would never allow you to approach dating any other way. When you’re in love, your main priority is maintaining peace and harmony in the relationship. You prefer logical conversation and communication. Scorpio (October 23-November 21) https://33.media.tumblr.com/a709569315397b4a32b1950e6ce958d8/tumblr_inline_ngxokvGJN81t7ozam.jpg You are very sexual and fiery person who tends to think with your body before your heart. Love is everything to you. You are extremely passionate, and your relationships are characterized by drama and aggression. You can get ahead of yourself, and that’s when your relationships fizzle. This never bothers you much, since you’re back in the game before the dust has settled. You’re very stubborn and used to getting your way. You’re more suited to calm, level-headed lovers. A Pieces or Cancer would combat your intensity well. Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) https://38.media.tumblr.com/5c3fa9195e10727f8a88c780adddc4ca/tumblr_inline_ngxoid1hmT1t7ozam.jpg For you, love is an adventure. You’re free-spirited and unafraid of anything. When you fall in love, it is with little inhibition. You tend to just go for it and follow your heart. Your high intelligence usually brings you to intelligent partners with an equal taste for travel and new experiences. You rarely like to stay in one place for very long. You’ll settle down with someone who never wants to settle down. Capricorn (December 22-January 19) https://www.budgetindianwedding.com/images/newsupdate/wide.jpeg You don’t have time for relationships that aren’t going anywhere. You prefer to work toward something — like your future with someone you’re sure about — because you’re good at seeing the bigger picture. You take all things in life very seriously and have little patience for lovers who do not do the same. You are family-oriented, are looking to settle down and live a comfortable, happy life. You love being in love, but you steer clear of crazy passion. You want your partner to be your best friend. Aquarius (January 20-February 18) https://www.zodiachoroscopesigns.com/aquarius-tattoos-designs-05.jpg You have a big heart. When you’re in love, you give all of your attention and time. Your selflessness makes you a wonderful lover. You also want an extreme, hot, passionate, can’t-live-without-it kind of love. You don’t need to play games; you’re all about finding the right person. And when you do, you’ll never let go. Pisces (February 19-March 20) https://happynewyearss.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Pisces-Horoscope.jpg You’re likable, sweet and resilient. You are also quite sensitive, and every pain cuts to the core. You fear having your heart broken; above all, you fear not falling in love at all. When you’re in love, an argument with your partner has the ability to ruin your whole day. But one sweet compliment puts you on cloud nine. You don’t like to upset people and will often compromise your own needs for your lover’s. You have to be careful not to lose sight of yourself. Source cc: lalasticlala, Seun, mynd44 |
| Travel › Re: Photos That Looks Fake But Are Really Real... by Kelklein(m): 9:41am On Dec 13, 2015 |
[size=24pt] JUST SAYING THO.. [/size] 37 Likes 5 Shares
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| Celebrities › Re: Davido Expecting 2nd Child With A Sexy Model With Big Butt? (Pics) by Kelklein(m): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
bennifield11:  5 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Mavin's Di'ja Marries Her Lover Secretly In Kaduna? by Kelklein(m): 8:18pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
sexy Di'Ja .....HML! |
| Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerian Celebrity Bedrooms That Will Make You Drool(photos) by Kelklein(m): 5:19pm On Dec 11, 2015*. Modified: 6:53pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
ok!! I have seen them all.. but I'm not drooling.. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 9 Facts That Are Still Hidden From Us by Kelklein(m): 12:20pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
mchewwwwwwwwwwwww |
| Family › Re: HELP Me–my Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her 8 Times A Day. What Should I Do? by Kelklein(m): 12:18pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
[size=18pt]LINUS...[/size]take am easy oo! 1 Like |
| Properties › Nigerian Homes Made Of Plastic Bottles And Mud by Kelklein(op): 9:10am On Dec 11, 2015 |
These Nigerians take the recycling award because they are building homes, which are fireproof, bulletproof, and eco-friendly using plastic bottles and mud!! [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/haz5.jpg[/img] The technique used to build these innovative homes is called bottle walls. Plastic bottles are filled with mud and then stacked with cement. These houses produce zero carbon emissions and maintain good temperatures. The best part is this technique addresses pollution and shortage of housing simultaneously. [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/nigeria-plastic-bottle-house1.jpg.600x315_q90_crop-smart.jpg[/img] [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/House5-cover.jpg[/img] [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/Plastic-bottle-house-Facebook-Andreas-Froese.jpg[/img] [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/House71.jpg[/img] [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/House81.jpg[/img] [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/Louweed-money1.jpg[/img] [img]http://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/12/House62.jpg[/img] Source 130 Likes 19 Shares |
| Romance › Re: I Have The Hottest Boyfriend In The World...see His Handsome Face (pic) by Kelklein(m): 3:13pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
your clickbait is becoming irritating. SMH. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: The Gift Abdulaziz Alsharrah Gave To Atiku Abubakar In Abuja by Kelklein(m): 11:04am On Dec 10, 2015 |
https://wgi.org/UserFiles/images/087.png INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT YEAR [size=22pt]2016[/size] 4/4/2016 Monday 6/6/2016 Monday 8/8/2016 Monday 10/10/2016 Monday 12/12/2016 Monday The Calendar of 1999 and Calendar of 2016 are the same; they have the same Dates and Days, even the Festivals are same. Who said you cannot get back what you've lost 17yrs ago?! OR who said you cannot regain the past grace, opportunity or lost glory?! I declare unto you now, all your PAST OPPORTUNITIES and LOST GLORY are RESTORED to you.. Get ready for [size=22pt]2016[/size] THE YEAR OF UNLIMITED SUCCESS!!!!! 39 Likes 10 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Shows Off New Look (photos) by Kelklein(m): 9:15am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature... Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore... At that point the frog decides to jump out... The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature... Very soon the frog dies. What killed the frog? Many of us would say the boiling water... But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out. We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face. There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action... If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so... We have to decide when to jump. Let us jump while we still have the strength. Ponder on It !! Have a great day!!! 17 Likes 3 Shares
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| Politics › Re: Why Is The Media Obsessed With Cleavage? by Kelklein(m): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2015 |
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| Culture › Re: Photo Of Ooni's Wife Being Fanned By A Policewoman by Kelklein(m): 8:26am On Dec 10, 2015 |
[size=22pt] ENDTIME OLORI [/size] 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Check Out This Epic Response To Senator Ben Bruce On Twitter. by Kelklein(m): 8:26am On Dec 10, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: Fans React Over Iyanya's Use Of A Semi-Unclad Lady For A Video Shoot (pics) by Kelklein(m): 4:17pm On Dec 09, 2015*. Modified: 4:44pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Read this small story; Hope that makes a BIG change in YOU. . The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?" '50gms!'..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered. "I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I hel the it up like this for a few minutes?" 'Nothing' …..the students said. 'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student "You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?" "Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" ….. Ventured another student & all the students laughed "Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor. 'No'…. Was the answer. "Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?" The students were puzzled. "What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again. "Put the glass down!" said one of the students "Exactly!" said the professor. Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep... That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way! So, when you start your day today, Remember friend to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! ' 26 Likes |
| Career › Re: When Organization Cuts Cost By Cutting Manpower (photo) by Kelklein(m): 4:10pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Don't Laugh Alone Merry Xmas in adv. 9 Likes
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| Business › Re: Man Loses N180,000 To ‘magic’ Driver (pictured) by Kelklein(m): 10:20am On Dec 09, 2015*. Modified: 10:50am On Dec 09, 2015 |
DID YOU KNOW.. 1. Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship. 2. Any friendship that exceeds the 7 year mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime. 3. You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at. 4. A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other. 5. Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem-solving skills. 6. A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you. 7. 75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth. 8. Psychology says, sometimes you just say "I'm fine" because it's difficult to find someone who actually cares. 9. Spending a great amount of time with someone can literally cause you to pick up their habits. 10. One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered. 11. When you’re ignored by someone whose attention means the most to you, the reaction in the brain is similar to physical pain. 12. Pyschology says if your dog gets out, don't chase it. Instead, lie on the ground and pretend you're hurt. It will come back to see if you're okay. 13. Women with higher IQ's have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person. 14. When a person is drunk, 75% of what they say is true. 15. An unexpected text messages from the person you care about can have a positive affect on your body and instantly improve 15 Likes 6 Shares |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Photo Of The Day: Is This A Mistake Or What? by Kelklein(m): 9:03am On Dec 09, 2015 |
Yes! ...an endtime mistake. |
| Sports › Re: Soldiers Brutalize FC Taraba Players For Protest Over Unpaid Salaries by Kelklein(m): 4:00pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Bollinger:nice to know! |
| Sports › Re: Any Hope For Basketball In Nigeria? by Kelklein(m): 3:38pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
typing.. |
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