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 Sports › Re: Any Hope For Basketball In Nigeria? by Kelklein(m): 3:37pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Beautifully written #FACTS 1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout. 2. A Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on. 3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write. 4. All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. 5. Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold! 6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end! 7. When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities. 8. A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!" 9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you. 10. WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE. ❤ 12 Likes 4 Shares |
| Sports › Re: Soldiers Brutalize FC Taraba Players For Protest Over Unpaid Salaries by Kelklein(m): 3:22pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
10 Fun Facts 1- You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2- You can't count your hair. 3- You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4- You just tried No. 3 6- When you did No. 3 you realized it's possible. Only you look like a dog. 7- You're smiling right now, because you are fooled.  8- You skipped No. 5 9- You just checked to see if there's No. 5 10- Share this with your friends to have some funs too..  26 Likes 4 Shares |
| Phones › Re: Infinix Hot Note Pro 32gig + 2gig Vs Gionee M5 Vs Infinix Big 6 by Kelklein(m): 10:10am On Dec 05, 2015 |
what are the prices of these phone someone who knows, should do price comparison make I see.. |
| Phones › Re: Android Phone Battery (extreme Tweak) by Kelklein(m): 2:47am On Dec 05, 2015 |
falseman:mine phone hangs like this (permanently) when I tried to turn the buttons to red...what could be the reason (note: I m using myandroidtools (not the pro version) could this be the reason?) if it is..pls can u give me a link to download the pro version
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| Phones › Re: Android Phone Battery (extreme Tweak) by Kelklein(m): 9:58am On Dec 04, 2015 |
@ falseman Does it require a network connection to do this below?
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| Politics › Re: #TinubuAndKogi50BN Trending On Twitter: See Tweets by Kelklein(op): 4:54pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: #TinubuAndKogi50BN Trending On Twitter: See Tweets by Kelklein(op): 4:53pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
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| Politics › #TinubuAndKogi50BN Trending On Twitter: See Tweets by Kelklein(op): 4:50pm On Dec 01, 2015*. Modified: 5:41pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
The tweeterz are linking Tinubu with the soon-to-be-released Kogi's bailout cash. See tweets below: cc: lalasticlala
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| Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Pictured With His Grand Children by Kelklein(m): 7:13pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
Nice @op ..only you post.. still dey follow drag FTC na ur type lasisi dey give name..I no talk o 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Audu’s Inconclusive Death, Mugabe’s Wheelchair By Reuben Abati by Kelklein(m): 10:58am On Nov 27, 2015 |
doing window-shopping on Jumia. |
| Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by Kelklein(m): 4:54am On Nov 27, 2015 |
lalasticlala.. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Kogi Poll: Wada Heads To Court by Kelklein(m): 3:23pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Instructive! 16 Likes
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by Kelklein(m): 10:02am On Nov 26, 2015*. Modified: 10:19am On Nov 26, 2015 |
YET ANOTHER LESSON!!! A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was so long it touched her waist. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for her long hair so that it can continue to grow well and to be well groomed. The man felt sorry and said he didn't have money even to fix the strap of his watch which had just broken. The wife did not insist. On his way to work the man passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came back home in the evening with a comb in his hand ready to give to his wife. He was surprised to see his wife with very short hair. She had cut and sold her hair and bought a brand new watch for her husband. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love. Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own. Give love and show love where it matters and let it be the God centered love. How great our marriages will be if only we as couples can out do each other in love and sacrifice. How awesome it will be that we each wake up thinking of what to do to make each other happy. Selfishness must not be allowed. May your marriage receive fresh grace at each passing day. Have a good day! 3 Likes
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| Politics › Ridiculous!: See How Nigerian Senators Cut Ribbons To Launch Suggestion Boxes by Kelklein(op): 9:15am On Nov 25, 2015*. Modified: 9:33am On Nov 25, 2015 |
It Doesn't Get More Ridiculous Than This...Senate President Bukola Saraki And His Bunch Of Jobless Nigerian Senators Actually Cutting Ribbons To Launch "State Of The Art" Suggestion Boxes photo credit: Sahara Reporters cc: lalasticlala see for yourself
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 7:10pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
enomakos:the program hads not end sir! |
| Education › Re: KASU Medical Students On The Streets Again Over Non-accreditation by Kelklein(m): 11:22am On Nov 23, 2015*. Modified: 11:37am On Nov 23, 2015 |
[size=22pt] Please Help a brother..[/size] I am stuck at Candy Crush Saga - Level 217 I need a hint on how to pass that level On a serious note o! 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Kogi Governorship: Wada Congratulates Audu As APC Floors PDP by Kelklein(m): 3:56pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
call? ...mushroom journalism. |
| Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Abuja To Iran(Photos) by Kelklein(m): 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2015*. Modified: 3:15pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Did you know?! 1. A new policy has been introduced in Washington to reduce the crime rate. As per that policy, the person who wants to do robbery or a crime has to inform the police in advance about the crime. Otherwise if he is caught after the crime, the police will treat it as additional crime. 2. In Alabama state in America, if someone knowingly or unknowingly throw salt on rail tracks, he will be hanged. 3. The traffic police in South Korea should compulsory inform his higher official about the bribe that he has taken. 4. If you wear undergarments (especially underwears) while going out of your house in thailand, then you have to pay fine. 5. Unmarried girls should not fly by parachute on sundays in Florida. 6. The punishment for drunken drivers in San Salvador is --- Shoot and kill him. 7. But in Uruguay it is different, the drunken driver will be given one chance. if he drinks again, then he will be put in jail. . 8. In Malaysia the situation for drunken drivers is different. The driver will be put in jail along with his wife also. 9. If any woman in Michigan wants to cut her hair, then she has to compulsory take her husband's permission. 10. Encyclopaedia Britannica -- has been banned in Texas. The reason is that it explains how to make beer in the house. 11. In most of the countries Helmet is compulsory while driving Bikes. But in Texas it is compulsory for the cyclists to wear the helmet. 12. In Los angeles, 2 children should not be put in bath tub at the same time for bathing. 13. In Los Angeles, the husbands can beat their wives with leather belts, buet the belt width should not be more than 2 inches. 14. In Chicago, nobody should eat anything at a place where fire accident occurs. 15. In Virginia, if onions comes from the mouth of the school children, the parents have to pay the fine to school. #wowfacts 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Police Arrest Suspected Killer Of Bayelsa APC Stalwart by Kelklein(m): 1:08pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
[size=22pt]Breaking News....[/size] 18 seater bus carrying 18 passengers from Abuja to makurdi this morning was said to have dropped one passenger at Lafia and it was said that the remaining 17 passengers on board including the driver have arrived makurdi safely... don't always expect a bad news when you see breaking news good afternoon! 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc › Strictly For The Math Geniuses (dullards Stay Off!) by Kelklein(op): 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
MATHEMATICAL PAPER |
| Politics › Re: Ambode With Aregbesola & Wife At HID Awolowo Commendation Service by Kelklein(m): 10:25am On Nov 17, 2015 |
You can't separate Yoruba and Aso-ebi meanwhile.. 3 Likes
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| Romance › Guess What This Lady Is Doing (Pishure) by Kelklein(op): 7:11pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
[img]http://2.bp..com/-DNOUfWyXtFA/VkTzV5ge_MI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/0Y6W_A16NuE/s400/naijasweetgistz.%2B%252876%2529.png[/img] A. CRYING B. PRAYING (PRAISING GOD) C. HAVING SEX D. NONE OF THE ABOVE Complete pic/Video to be revealed at 12.30hrs GMT..Stay tuned! You will be wowed! |
| Education › Re: Sanusi To Emerge UNIBEN Chancellor by Kelklein(m): 5:39pm On Nov 16, 2015*. Modified: 6:12pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
READ THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN A YORUBA MAN AND HIS BIAFRAN FRIEND. Yoruba man: Under what conditions would you support One Nigeria and let go of the Biafra struggle? Biafran Agitator: many. Number 1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri. 2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports...only local or minimal connecting flights will be allowed. Whilst this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri,Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights...direct and major connecting flights. 3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar. 4. All Federal Governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu. 5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu. 6. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented, we can try one Nigeria and let's see if you Hausas and Yorubas will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c. Yoruba man: You can't be serious,this is wickedness. Biafran Agitator: Really? Don't you think Biafrans have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs? Yoruba man kept quite for a few seconds. Yoruba man: wow, you are right but it never occurred to me. Biafran man: You see, that's the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting love it and would love to maintain the status quo. But remember, "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." - Martin Luther King, Jr 6 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos From D'banj's Performance In Uganda With Navio And Chameleon by Kelklein(m): 7:10pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
Bossforeva:OK..Boss,, I go reduce the brightness |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos From D'banj's Performance In Uganda With Navio And Chameleon by Kelklein(m): 6:51pm On Nov 15, 2015*. Modified: 7:23pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
~ DID YOU KNOW? ~ 1. When you are up in life, your friends get to know who you are. But when you are down in life, you get to know who your friends are. 2. Such a disappointment when you defend someone for so long thinking they are different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said. 3. There's always something good coming. Remember that. 4. Appreciate what you have right now, because you don't always get a second chance. 5. Enjoy life today, because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is never promised. 6. Life has no menu. You get served what you deserve. 7. No one has ever made themselves great by showing how small someone else is. #Lifetips 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Facts: How Jonathan Brought The Real Change To Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 2:48pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Frustration Going Suicidal by Kelklein(m): 1:38pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
JuanDeDios:sorry..I didn't get you! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Frustration Going Suicidal by Kelklein(m): 9:04am On Nov 15, 2015 |
@op..sorry I didn't fall for this. you can't write this good English, and go through the picture you painted. If you are for real..get a private school nearby and apply to be a teacher. You don't need to be a graduate to be employed to teach, just prove to them you can write (speak) well like your post above. Heaven helps those who help themselves. |
| Education › Re: Terrible Insect Causes Havoc In Unibadan, All Hall Of Residence[PHOTOS] by Kelklein(m): 8:11am On Nov 15, 2015*. Modified: 8:39am On Nov 15, 2015 |
#fumigate_UI  |
| Celebrities › Re: Sean Tizzle In Trouble For Saying Omawunmi's Hello Better Than Adele's by Kelklein(m): 12:09pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
15 AMAZING SCIENTIFIC FACTS. 1. Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead. 2. Chewing gum or eating sugar cubes while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 3. Aluminum cans take 500 years to break down. 4. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink. 5. During the day, the cartilage discs in the spine are squeezed like sponges by gravity while you stand or sit. But at night, when you lie down to sleep, the pressure is relieved and the discs swell again. For the same reason, astronauts can be temporarily 50mm (2in) taller after a long spaceflight. 6. Ice is a mineral and is formally described as such in Dana's System of Mineralogy. 7. Laika (dog) became the world's first space traveler. Russian scientists sent the small animal aloft in an artificial earth satellite in 1957. 8. The Skylab astronauts grew 1.5 - 2.25 inches (3.8 - 5.7 centimeters) due to spinal lengthening and straightening as a result of zero gravity. 9. There are roughly 4,000 known minerals, although only about 200 are of major importance. 10. When hydrogen burns in the air, water is formed. 11. Sound travels faster in liquids than in gases because molecules are more tightly packed. In fresh water, sound waves travel at 1,482 meters per second (about 3,315 mph). That's well over 4 times faster than in air. 12. Approximately 50-100 new minerals are described each year. 13. A common old wives tale is that fish grow to the size of the aquarium. Actually they will continue to grow as long as they have a quality environment. To find out, a group of researchers kept several trout in a 3 inch diameter tube. Clean water was constantly circulated through the tube. The trout eventually grew to fill the tube completely! 14. Mineral elements taken from earth provide the colors. Strontium yields deep reds, copper produces blue, sodium yields yellow, and iron filings and charcoal pieces produce gold sparks. Bright flashes and loud bangs come from aluminum powder. 15. 40 to 50 percent of body heat can be lost through the head (no hat) as a result of its extensive circulatory network. ok, Have a nice day! 48 Likes 3 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage & Korede Bello On The Street Of London (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 11:47am On Nov 14, 2015 |
DID YOU KNOW ?? 1. Blue color has a calming effect. It releases calming hormones in the brain. Therefore many comp. like Twitter, Facebook, Skype etc are blue. 2. Uncontrolled stress can make your skin more sensitive and trigger acne breakouts and other skin problems. 3. Anger is in fact a form of positive energy and can be used as powerful motivating force towards achieving your goals. 4. Use body lotion on damp skin, as soon as you get out of the shower. It absorbs better, nourishing your skin better. 5. If you get gum stuck in your hair, soak it in Coke for 5 minutes and it will come off easily. 6. Women who answer to another woman in the workplace feel significantly more stressed than those who have a male supervisor. 7. Women are twice as likely to suffer from insomnia than men. This is mostly due to the hormonal changes that women often experience. 8. Happiness is contagious. When you're positive, people are naturally drawn to you. Now, you know! . 10 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Pastor Arrested As Police Recover Seven Stolen Vehicles Inside Church by Kelklein(m): 3:31pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
typing.. |
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