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Business › Re: On Going BVN Scam-even The Most Cautious Person Will Fall For This One. BEWARE by Kelklein(m):
5ive undeniable Facts of Life :

1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy so when they grow up, they will know the value of things and not the price.

2. Best awarded words in London ...
"Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise, you have to eat medicines as your food"

3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up, he/she will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a lot of differences between human being and being human. A Few understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born; You will be loved when you die; In between, You have to manage...!

*****

If you want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone..! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together..!!

We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations So! Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

have a wonderful day!
Politics › Re: Mazi Uchenna's 120 Lessons On Becoming Wealthy by Kelklein(m): 7:55pm On Nov 01, 2015
thanks for the updates sir..
still expecting your mail on drabdulalkali@gmail.com
Celebrities › Re: Queeneth Agbor: The Day My Igbo Boyfriend Slapped Me Becos I Kissed In Movie by Kelklein(m): 3:39pm On Oct 30, 2015
SOME BEAUTIFUL LINES.
.
1. Sometimes, the only reason why you won't let go of what's making you sad is because it was the only thing that made you happy.

2. The best boyfriend isn't the best- looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes sure you know he loves you.

3. Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares.

4. Psychology says, when you truly care for someone, their mood can literally affect yours.

5. Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.

enjoy the rest of your day!
Celebrities › Re: Actress Cossy Ojiakor With Lots Of Pussy (lovely Photo) by Kelklein(m):
I was walking out of a local library recently when I heard the most wonderful sound in the world. It was children laughing. The Kindergarten class had just gone out for recess on a warm, Autumn afternoon. They were running, shouting, and playing with all the joy inside of them. It was music sweeter than any concert.

I stopped to watch and listen to them for awhile. I could feel my smile lifting, my eyes sparkling, my heart warming and my soul brightening. It felt so good to see and hear such innocent happiness.

For a moment it made me wish for my own childhood innocence again. It had left me so many years ago. I knew that it was gone for good too. I had seen too much pain, too much suffering, and too much heartache. I had witnessed too much injustice, too much hatred, and too much bigotry. I had looked upon inequality, misery, hunger, and war. I had felt the sting of loss and death. I had known fear, confusion and doubt. I
had seen all the ugliness and darkness of life. I knew I would never be innocent again.

Yet, in place of that innocence I knew that God had given me something better: wisdom.

In the midst of life's darkness I had found light. In the middle of life's ugliness I had found beauty. In a world full of fear I had found love. In all of my confusion and doubt I had found God.

On my long journey through life I had learned
that God loves us. I had learned that we can love too. I had learned that when we love we will have joy.

We may never have the innocence of our childhood again, but with age comes wisdom and with wisdom comes choice. Choose to sing, smile and dance then. Choose to pray and to play. Choose to love, laugh, and have joy. Choose to grow daily in oneness with God. Choose to share your happiness and wisdom with everyone you know every second of your life.

Good morning

May you all have a wonderful day!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For The African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AU-YVC) 2016 Recruitment by Kelklein(m):
An open letter to the AU chairman on the aborted(?) AUYVC recruitment exercise

This letter is written on behalf of the entire applicants (most especially Nigerians) for the recently submitted online application as volunteers in the African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AUYVC).

Dear Mr. Chairman,

Today(29/10/15) marks exactly two weeks after the AUYVC failed to release the list of shortlisted candidate for pre-deployment training as part of the scheduled 2015/16 AUYVC programme. It is no doubt this affects us (Nigerians) the most as records from previous applications showed that Nigerians alone constitute a lion's share of the applicants. So I won't be surprised if the same feat is repeated in this year's exercise, given the frightening level of unemployment in the country today.

If the Union had any reason to discontinue the exercise, we believe the decent thing to do as a reputable organisation, was to communicate this to the applicants either via E-mail or issue a general statement to that effect on their website. The same way they issued the application information. But this was never done or rather has not been done, thereby raising the applicants' hope in vain. But again I am not surprised, this is Africa where the youths are seen more as albatross than as resources.

If the organization want the applicants to simply assume that they were not selected since they never got a pre-deployment E-mail, that would be very myopic and crass irresponsibility on their part for an organization that claims to foster co-operation over an entire continent. The point is, most of the applicants have an online forum where they meet to share information.

Our demand

•An immediate press release from AU explaining to us, in clear terms, the reasons for the delay in shortlisting the names of qualified candidates for pre-deployment training.

•An apology from the youth division of AU for toying with our collective Psyche as African Youths; and lastly

•If the Union wishes to suspend or discontinue with the exercise, this should be communicated to every applicants. If otherwise, a new timeline should be issued immediately and should be stuck to as promptly as possible.

That is how it is done in civilized societies.

Thank you.
Kelklein

Kelklein resides in Lagos and can be reached on 07034509793 or drkelklein@gmail.com
modified: copies of this have been sent to the AU main website, major Nigerian print and online media.

We demand answers and answers we will get!

Lalasticlala...Abeg help us do the needful to this letter as an update to this thread.

NYSC › Re: The Fear Of A Corp Member by Kelklein(m):
calm down op..the same God that saw you through from Kindergarten to this point has not changed.. Trust in HIM!

Just enjoy your service and stop worrying unnecessarily.


modified: not an English master tho..but I think that "fear " in the topic should be "fears"

cc: lalasticlala
Crime › Re: How I Hacked Into Bank Customers’ Accounts – Graduate (Pictured) by Kelklein(m): 8:25am On Oct 26, 2015
A 30-year-old man visited his old father who could no longer see very well. As both of them sat in front of his house chatting, a dove flew in and perched on the window. The old man asked his son, "Is that a dove that perched on the window?".

The son replied, "Yes dad". After a short while, he asked the son the same question a second time and got the same answer. When he asked the same question the third time, his son became angry and rebuked him saying, "This is why I hate visiting you, you keep repeating questions!"

The old man was silent for about 10 minutes, and then he asked the son to go into his bedroom and fetch his old diary. The son did as he requested.

Then he asked him to read page 2 of the diary. The words read: "My son is 3 years old today. As we sat in front of the house playing, a dove flew in and perched on the window. My son asked me 30 times if it was a dove. I gladly replied "yes" to each question. I cannot explain in words how happy I am that my son has learned to talk. What a wonderful day to remember!"

The young man dropped the diary on the ground, then he cried and apologised to his father. The old man spoke again, "Enough son, one mistake cannot make you less a man, but repeating the same mistake over and over again can kill any man. I've chosen today to teach you the final lesson before I depart this world.

The lesson for today is PATIENCE. Always be kind and considerate to the less privileged, this is how you'll stand out in everything. Be nice to everyone on your way up, you'll definitely meet them again not just on your way down, but somewhere, life is often a repeat episode. Play your cards the way, you will love it played to you.
Health › Re: Please Help I Have A Swollen Tissue Blocking My Air Way ::pictures:: by Kelklein(m):
I'm sure Dr. Daniel must have told you ...what you are suffering from is most likely sinusitis (an inflammation of the sinuses - those sponge-like structures inside your nostrils). It's not a life-threatening condition so there's no need to be apprehensive.. When inflamed(as a result of allergies, and also cold can cause this), these sinuses become swollen and congested..thereby blocking the air passageway which results in the breathing discomfort you experience(esp at night). I understand this can really be a pain - literally.

Sinusitis usually affects only a lateral half (one side) of the nostril at a time..but your own case is bilateral (affecting both sides at the same time )

These tips may help make the congestion and sinus pressure a bit more bearable -- and help you breathe a little easier.

What’s actually causing that stuffed up feeling?
When you’ve got a cold or allergies, the membranes lining your nasal passages become inflamed and irritated. They begin to produce excess mucus as a way of flushing out whatever is causing the irritation, such as an allergen.

When you’re stuffed up, you need to focus on keeping your nasal passages and sinuses moist. Although people sometimes think that dry air might help clear up a relentlessly runny nose , it actually has the opposite effect. Drying out the membranes will irritate them further.

So to keep your nasal passages moist, you can:

•Use a humidifier or vaporizer.
•Take long showers or -- very carefully -- breathe
in steam from a pot on the stove.
•Drink lots of fluids, which will thin out your mucus
and may help prevent your sinuses from getting
blocked up.
•Use a nasal saline spray – simple unmedicated salt
water – to help prevent your nasal passages from
drying out.

To further ease your nasal congestion and sinus
pressure, here are some other things you can try at home.
→ Irrigate: It may seem odd, but the time-honored technique of flushing out nasal passages with salt water has some good scientific evidence behind it. The water washes out mucus and other debris – including allergens or germs – while keeping your nasal passages moist. There are many different
approaches. You could just use a syringe, a neti pot , or one of the more elaborate and expensive nasal irrigators available in stores. Use distilled, sterile or previously boiled water to make up the irrigation solution. It’s also important to rinse the irrigation device after each use and leave open to air dry.


→Use warm compresses on your face. Sitting with a warm, wet towel on your face may relieve discomfort and open your nasal passages.

→Prop yourself up. At night, lie on a couple of pillows. Keeping your head elevated may make breathing more comfortable.

→Avoid chlorinated pools. Although you might think
the moisture will help, the chlorine in pools can irritate the mucous membranes in your nasal passages.


I hope these help..
Celebrities › Re: 2015 MBGN Queen, Unoaku Anyadike Contested Last Year But Lost (photos) by Kelklein(m): 9:23am On Oct 25, 2015
Dear Lord.. I'm too old for this .gringringrin

Today is my Big day!

You know the tradition..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Best Way To Apply For Jobs Online! by Kelklein(m): 7:46am On Oct 25, 2015
Toka1992:
and you define resourcefulness by length? go check how many people have viewed this brief and concise tip!
and you define resourcefulness by views? go check how many people have viewed Tonto Dike's thread plaiting her hair!
Romance › Re: 20 Creative Photos That Would Wow You by Kelklein(m): 11:02pm On Oct 24, 2015
nice piece
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Best Way To Apply For Jobs Online! by Kelklein(m): 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
seriously,, I was expecting to see something more resourceful..



*quietly walks outta thread *


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Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke-Linus Welcomes Baby Boy 3 years After Marriage (PIC) by Kelklein(m): 9:08am On Oct 24, 2015
A big Congrats to The Linus'
Crime › Re: 31 Pictures From Previous Psychological Asylums That Will Shock You(photos) by Kelklein(m): 1:02am On Oct 21, 2015
Thank you for saving me the shock!
Health › Re: How To Last Longer In Bed - For Men by Kelklein(m): 12:42am On Oct 21, 2015
have read this somewhere before... same technique can also be applied by a woman who wish to have a tighter vaginal wall..maybe after childbirth or something..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 5:45pm On Oct 20, 2015
na wa o!

Sports › Re: Gbadebo Samson Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 3:08pm On Oct 20, 2015
click like if you came in expecting to see something awesome with a football
Celebrities › Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Kelklein(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
and my question is...



who's this Vivian that is gisting everywhere lately


hmm..I smell a Linda-wanna-be

But, that's none of my business

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For The African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AU-YVC) 2016 Recruitment by Kelklein(m): 8:14pm On Oct 18, 2015
shey na like this we go dey dey ni?...what's the way forward people..?
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede Inside Gyming Center (nice Curve) - Photo by Kelklein(m): 1:22pm On Oct 18, 2015
don't know her here in Ivory Coast... who is she again?..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 7:52pm On Oct 17, 2015
Etizz:
If my term on dis program will end by December, and am supposed to receive November stipend by December, when do I get my December stipend,? Is it January or I will get both November and December simultaneously on the month of December ?? ..... Pls I need answer, experienced intense wit such idea..... EDOKPIA and d rest.. Thanks

bro..sure p won't pay you December stipend 'in December'(that'd be 'paying in advance')..you will get it as normal in January!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For The African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AU-YVC) 2016 Recruitment by Kelklein(m): 5:23pm On Oct 16, 2015
diplomat51:
Na wetin you go call your one year national service? it be like say you be jambite..... Comot for road for positive thinkers... Just saying o

what she said was sad..but sadly that's the truth..
Celebrities › Re: Top 20 Most Followed Nigerian Celebrities On Social Media 2015(+followers) by Kelklein(m): 8:27pm On Oct 15, 2015
..and my name is not there


#waitingforthesecondlist
Romance › Re: Do I Breakup With Him Or Still Get Married To Him After Knowing This ??? by Kelklein(m): 8:03pm On Oct 15, 2015
I will advice you to go ahead with the wedding…these are just normal fears everyone has when choosing a partner..All that ish about family traits are only concocted.. they don't add up..
Politics › Re: PHOTOS : Old Pics Of Amaechi And Wike Back Then by Kelklein(m): 6:48pm On Oct 15, 2015
forget what anybody would say, Amaechi's Common Sense Revolution will be studied in Government Subject by the next generation
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Apply For The African Union Youth Volunteer Corps (AU-YVC) 2016 Recruitment by Kelklein(m): 6:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
Damsonkc:
Abi make we call them ni?
gringringrin
Phones › Re: Mtn Recharge Card Throwback by Kelklein(m): 6:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
what is 'throwback' about this card... I just bought one today..
Politics › Must Read!! 54 Incredible Facts That You Might Not Know About Nigeria by Kelklein(op):
I’m sure many of us did not know someof these incredible facts about Nigeria.

Time to learn

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.

5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.

6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.

7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war.

8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.

9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).

10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.

11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.

12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.

13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.

14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.

15. Jollof rice, chicken Bosom , serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s

16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)

17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.

18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister"

19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.

20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.

21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.

22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the
women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.

23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment
of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.

24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.

25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.

26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.

27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.

28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and
served as the first bridge to the Island.

29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.

30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.

31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.

32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S

33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.

34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.

35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.

36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in
India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.

37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.

38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.

39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from
#1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.

40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in
Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the
building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.

41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.

42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.

43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b).

44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.

45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19.

46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria
landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).

47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.

48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.

49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa
where people lived and practised the
killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.

50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew
Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was
the same pilot that flew Gowon to
Uganda (last flight as Head of State).

51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned
from participation in politics for life.
The ban has still not been lifted.

52. As the wife of the deputy Head of
State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984,
Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small
ice cream shop in Ilorin..

53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State)
inhabitants when discovered were
observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.

54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are
words in the English dictionary that
originated from ethnic groups located


Source



cc: Seun, lalasticlala
Politics › Re: Picture:vice President Namadi Sambo Hospitalized by Kelklein(m): 10:41pm On Oct 12, 2015
[size=22pt] PHOTOSHOP OF LIFE [/size]
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply To Ghana Over Indebtedness by Kelklein(m):
100 million Ghanaian cedi indebtedness
if you go do the Arithmetic now... this money no reach 1 million naira o

modified: ok..people wey sabi maths talk say e pass well well..I concur.
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Fuji Star Obesere & His Hot Dancers In A Three-some On Stage by Kelklein(m): 9:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
[size=15pt] Aaaah cry somebody help...my phone battery don get belle o! [/size]

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