₦airaland Forum

Basic123:
They are trying to work on people psyche.
It normally pain them when a non-Nigerian says the only cities he know in nigeria are lagos,Abuja,ibadan and kano.

and recently portharcourt.

IBADAN??
Hmmmmm......................I can even see those famous colonial roofs from here

It is beginning to sound as if once a person is nearly 70, he loses it.

While the portal is dead,
the e-auction continues.

What a great CHANGE!!!!

hilroy:
This is what we have been telling our brothers from the rising sun region. Start the process of rebranding Alaigbo and encourage your brothers to go back home. Even though, most of these clubs are advanced beer parlour and none of them can make top 10 in IB talkless of Lagos, at least your brothers now know they have nightclubs in Southeast .....

Most of what is seen in Ibadan is brown roof houses in millions. When did you build clubs like these ones?

When it comes to buying land in Ajah, Ibeju Lekki or elsewhere, never do so without hiring an experienced real estate solicitor. Months ago an old client of mine who works in that area was introduced to a property company who offered mouthwatering discounts on single plots and acres in Ibeju Lekki. My client told some of her friends and they all decided to buy 10 acres and share among themselves since it was cheaper that way. They quickly deposited N3.5 million to hold down the deal but she insisted that she and her friends will bring their own lawyer to prepare the conveyance. She called me to prepare the document for them. I asked her, is that all you want me to do? She said yes, because they didn't have money to pay me for a full legal service on the deal.

First I scolded them for dropping a dime upfront and insisted I would not prepare deeds for a deal without being sure of its genuineness. After a week they called me to negotiate and I accepted to do a full job for them. then I demanded the survey play and layout of the scheme. Upon charting, the entire expanse of land was found to be under government acquisition. Just the first simple check.

I have managed only to recover half of the deposit ever since.

As for the Omonile, it can even get worse. Some of them clone title documents and produce stamped Power of Attorney to sell another person's land to you. At other times they collude with unscrupulous officers at Land Bureau to doctor government copy of the title document to deceive the unsuspecting buyer and dupe him, not to mention selling one land more than 5 times etc. Even inexperienced lawyers fall for these scams.

When buying real estate anywhere, ensure you engage a solicitor who knows both the good and the bad, some title defects cannot be detected by search alone. Do not be afraid of the fees he will charge you as that may be your saving grace at the end of the day.

If you are buying land or a house, whether company scheme or from Omonile and you need a sound property lawyer, you can give us a call:
08033728451

You will thank me at the close of business

To think that all the people commenting here even went to primary school is so shameful. A lawyer can no longer represent an accused person?? Haba, the infants of Nigeria

Chaaiiiiii
See fanta and coke and lacasera for 85,000 pounds-week player.


Ocokroachas, na wah oo

tlops:
They said the daughter's name is Chidinma.

He is an idiot. Idiots all over NL

LalasticSeun:
What has sperm got to do with pimples
Quite funny

Ladies should stay away from sex too??

I think the OP may be right on his sperm theory. While I was in secondary school way back as a teenager I had so much problem with pimples. From hindsight now I can see part of the reason was because 2 of my female classmates and 2 others around my environment were on my case. I had sex like I was being paid for it, my energy was bullish and I thought I was in cloud 9 as they just kept coming even though I had no money or gift to offer.

From my experience, ladies cannot stay away from sex, all that straight face I see everyday na wash. But if men can learn to stay away from sex, then ladies can only turn to each other or get a cucumber, cassava or visit a sex shop and come back carrying a Ghana must go. Sex is too easy for ladies.

Adieu, strong footballer. I remember some seasons ago watching that EPL game between Chelsea and Newcastle United and you had that aerial encounter with Mikel. I was relieved only after I heard that you woke up. God knows why you have to go now.
Fare well bro.

gabinogem:
If actually he hasn't killed any of his victims & he's truly repentant, then he deserves forgiveness; but 1st he should be ready to pay for his crimes.

Forgivesness Ok lets start with returning every single dollar and Naira he stole from innocent people.
What about the psychological trauma those people went through?

Anyway, who am I not to forgive him? I forgive, but he needs to enjoy the forgiveness outside this planet.
So shoot him in the head. He goes home forgiven

They should dedicate an account where donations can be received for the three men, not only for Iboko's wife. I will contribute if I see information

kingthreatz:
IT won't be well with any judge that sentences this heartless criminal to anything less than the DEath Penalty. This devil has killed many people and policemen in the name of kidnapping. Look at the arms he procured for his trade. Death Penalty or nothing. Else, I advise policemen to kill their acclaimed evil suspects like they did to Vampire.

Evans, Vampire, Derico, Osisikanku. Very hardworking developing people indeed.

You forgot to add Ishola Oyenusi, Shina Rambo, Abiodun Egunjobi (Godogodo) etc.

I am not a professor of security or family planning. What I saw was that the cop did his best against 4 armed robbers. So I have no blame or advise for the woman who now has this big task in her hands.

Please poster, if you know how I can reach this woman, please help me connect her. All I have
is a widow's mite, thanks

chinjo:
The bible say wisdom is profitable to direct. It also went further to say that obedience is better than sacrifice. In all of Sabo the boy chose the gutter by command fence to go and excavate sand as if that was not enough, he was asked to stop, instead of him to quietly leave there to another place, he started advancing towards the soldier. That not reasonable at all. The soldier does not have to wait for the unimaginable before opening fire considering the fact that thousands of children were in the school. He had to make a choice and a fast one for that matter.

This is a devilish comment. What exactly is the punishment for defying a soldier in peace time? You must be be out of your senses.

So when Awolowo built the Cocoa House at Ibadan and the first Tv Station in Nigeria, the money was actually a gift from Northern Nigeria? And how can you give someone money to buy cloths when you are stark naked yourself.
Nigeria, Obodo ekwensu buru onu.

How many people in corrupt Jonathan's cabinet made that list? 2
How many people in angelic Buhari's cabinet made the list? 0
The world is not as stupid as Nigeria is.

slysteel:
People posting what they don't know,i live in Dublin and know this incident very well,it happened early last month,the guy left because she was a junkie,she sniffs cocaine and sleeps off for hours abandoning children,you can't just take a child in Ireland and run away,the police will arrest you for kidnapping,he got the child welfare involved and collected the kid,he can't take the kid with autism because that one has an assigned govt appointed care provider...

85% of Nairalanders are the rif rafs who represent the devilish section of Nigeria's population. They will not take your explanation in good faith. What only matters to them is the tribe a person comes from. In that video, the Irish police displayed maturity by carefully listening to both parties. They saw the woman was wrong and led her away. And many of the people who make disgarceful comments here only branch of from their yahoo yahoo profession to post hateful comments. Among them are also armed robbers and money ritualists, in addition to their poor home training.

The Irish woman took the laws into her own hands. The owner of that shop should have pressed charges and ruin her financially.
If she had marital issues there must be authorities she could report her husband to and they would get her husband and deal with the matter.
Storming another person's property and destroying it because they have the same skin colour as her husband is quite disgraceful of her. I thought only Nigerians were that stupid.

Chai so they removed my friend Famoo. He was my roommate at Unilorin in the 90s. He used to work at Punch, though.

I have an acquaintance who was a brilliant medical doctor in Nigeria. Between FMC Owerri, LASUTH Ikeja and a couple other places, he practised 6 years and left Nigeria for England. 5 years later he moved to Australia where he is now a first rate physician. This guy scares me to death.

He told me that all through his practise in Nigeria, he discovered that Nigerian medical doctors including himself were like a blind man looking for a needle in a hay sack. He said the best qualified medical doctor in Nigeria is as best useless. Why? According to him, without medical facilities and modern functional equipment, the doctor is useless, it is not his/her fault.

For a long time I was suffering ulcer.I had serious internal heat and I was wondering what was wrong with me. Then chest pain set in, serious pains inside my ribs, severe headache and constant ringing in my right ears, all sorts. All of this while I was intermittently seeing doctors and would be given a few pills and told to get some rest, its not that bad, but I was dying. then one midnight, I just came out of the toilet when I collapsed. That was October 2015.

The search for healing took me to about 8 hospitals including Ancilla, General hospital Agege, LASUTH, LUTH, ST. Nicholas and a few other privates where I met countless doctors, consultants etc. I have a huge library of lab test results, scan results and other inquiries touching nearly everything, many of which were repeated as many times as I met a new doctor. Each time I left the hospital worse than I came. My total expense was already inching towards N700,000 but nothing was coming forth.

What I noticed about the doctors I met especially at the government hospitals was that, perhaps because the crowd is usually much, and maybe because there isnt much pay in it, plus poor training as well, they do not seem to pay enough attention to the patient's complaints. And, to a large extent, they have no answer if your case is a bit worrisome. A doctor once referred me to a consultant. In the referral note, he put my age at 66 eventhough 45 was on my card and I confirmed my age when I met him. He also wrote one other thing wrong in the leter and the consultant was irate. "What is wrong with these young doctors? She roared.

When no healing was coming forward inspite of heavy expenses on medicines eventhough my house was looking like a pharmacy, I contacted my Australia guy and explained everything. First, he told me those first things I wrote in the first paragraph. He told me I was unlikely to get help from any doctor in Nigeria because one, a doctor without efficient investigative equipment is a time waster, two, Nigerian doctors are ill trained, three, they are so commercially oriented that your troubles are secondary to them. He told me he was in the system too.
Then the clincher;

"You will die if you do not move quickly to Ghana or india, at least the two nearer and cheaper places" Looking at me, I was already drained financially, more symptoms had joined - heart palpitations and anxiety, I was virtually living on lexotan day and night. I stopped every medication, no more doctor, just waiting for the hour since I did not have the dollars even for Ghana. Eventually I began to study my own body.

I examined what I was eating especially and over time saw it had a hand in my problem. Then he called me and asked me to take pictures of all my scan results and lab tests and send to him. I did quickly. First, he told me that all the ECG markings were very bad, that the machine that sprinted them must have been 50 yrs old. He condemned all the CT scan results as poor, the Ecocardiogram pictures meant nothing and cannot be relied on, chest x rays was also not good. He condemned all lab results for inquiring wrongly and said the reports were largely amateur.

He said where he worked for instance, one of the many heart exams they do is to bring the patient and keep him around. Once he starts having that pain then the machines are fixed on him and he is asked to run on threadmill. This way his problem is detected in less than 5 minutes and they will then attack either by way of simple surgery or medication and the patient is well shortly.

He asked me to find any lab where there is at least semblance of modernity and repeat only the ECG. I did at MECURE and sent him pictures of the markings. He later told me there is no problem with my heart and that I should not surrender to any heart examination in Nigeria again. Then he asked me to find a pharmacist and let them both speak on phone. I found an elderly one at Ogba and downloaded my story so far to him. Hmm.. he said. "This is daunting, but not insurmountable, so far you need to be careful with doctors, they will be using you for experiment"

He told me there was no need to speak to my Australia doctor yet. He wrote out some drugs, mostly mixed and some syrups and asked me to go take them for two weeks and report o him. After the fourth day, I could sleep up to 4 hours at night, a rarity for two years. Then slight improvement continued. I dropped vicks inhaler, dropped ventolin inhaler, required less of lexotan, no longer almost collapsing in a crowd especially church (countless times I left church 20 minutes after arriving there), my chest was no longer about to explode and a few more.

Then I went back to him and got another set of drugs that I am taking now. He told me I had chest and lung infection, the ulcer is there and also need to see an ENT for the ringing in ears. When he asked that I do HIV test, well I brought in 6 different results of HIV test I did between December 2016 till date, all negative. Each new doctor ordered a fresh set of tests.

So, I am able to write this long contribution because a pharmacist seemed to diagnose me better and has gone for the problem. I complained of severe chest pain, pains inside my ribs, difficulty breathing, occasional phlegm inside my throat, headache, dizziness, heart palpitation and anxiety. Doctors were lost and instead tossed me from person to person for two years.

That is my story. I have a feeling that the pharmacist will get all of it out. I told my guy in Australia what is happening and he yet doesnt believe anyone has that medical knowledge, patience and honesty to help me. All what I have spent since I went to that pharmacy one month ago is N6,700. Compare this to the nearly N700,000 I was made to waste on meaningless tests and expensive drugs, Some cost me N15,000 weekly.

babythug:
Dear OP it seems you've entered one chance oh! You will just have to continually find creative ways to get by in the relationship.

Firstly since you know he will likely look for Loopholes in whatever proposals you bring work on the packaging a bit more. For eg you can say " dear husband economy is biting hard right now you are unable to provide all our needs as a family as such I've gone to source an extra source of income to help our family. The job is as xyz in a hotel. I will interact with visitors but be assured of my faithfulness to you"

Another example " this my weight is bothering me gym will cost xyz can you please pay? If answer is no then you chip in the field and say other people exercise there safely so you'd be fine etc etc

For everything you wanna present anticipate any loopholes he may exploit to discourage you!

You will also have to firmly but politely insist on having your way in some instances too! He's your husband not your creator abeg

May God bless you for your honesty. This is the first line of actions she should take in approaching a man like that. Everybody is not like cold water but one must devise a way to deal with what he/she has as spouse.

Nairaland is the wrong place for a distressed wife to ask this sort of question. Here is full of reprobate minds who are already telling her to get a divorce or run away with her children just by hearing her on part only.

Never bring your problems to Nairaland. Majority of commentators are possessed by demons.

At the prospects of Iheanacho to West Ham, some of their English fans think as follows:


@hammers_chat I agree with Gonzo that we need an athlete upfront but don't forget Batshuayi can be lazy aswell..Wouldnt say no to Iheanacho

— MR (@WHU_MR2013) May 18, 2017
Iheanacho. There has been talk and it would be a great deal. 20m for a player of this calibre in today's market is nothing. Absolute steal. pic.twitter.com/vlBIE859rl

— MN¹⁶ (@RegistaWHU) May 18, 2017
@Harryhamilton97 Iheanacho for 20M would easily score 13+ a season in the PL. Batshuayi on Loan and Defoe on a free would cover the Strikers

— MR (@WHU_MR2013) May 18, 2017
You don't understand how happy I'd be to get Zabaletta and Iheanacho from city

— Ben (@BenMcKeever_WHU) May 18, 2017
Do people actually think Iheanacho or Batshuayi will be at WHU next season? Can't see either wanting to come or G&S offering enough tbh!

— John (@FJohnf1964) May 18, 2017
I would definitely look into getting Iheanacho though from City. If Pep wants him gone, get him here. A lot of potential there like Fletcher

— WHU Daily (@DailyWhu) May 14, 2017
Imagine we got Iheanacho, he's everything we need as a Striker

— Jåck (@_JackWHU) May 13, 2017
We should go all out for Iheanacho, King, Sigurdsson and Zabaleta plus a couple of loans!! #WHUFC #COYI

— Rob clark (@Clarky_R) May 18, 2017
Would love to see us get Defoe & Iheanacho in for next season. #whufc #coyi

— Andrew Cummings (@ac_cummings82) May 18, 2017
Iheanacho is a very talented and promising young forward, and the Nigerian would be a good signing for West Ham.


Then check the reactions of some Nigerians here. Any wonder why people don't grow here?

Is this not the guy Nigerians once accused of being above 50 years of age?

NgeneUkwenu:
The Court of Appeal, Port Harcourt Division!

OK!

Ignoramus per excellence

So this this guy wants to marry because of kalukalu money without hearing his mother's voice?
Chai, when devil wan kill small pikin, e no dey gree am hear im mama voice again

Amaechi the son if a palmwine tapper. Whereas FFK is reeling out verifiable facts and figures the rogue is saying as minister of transportation. Julius Berger is her, FAAN is here and Fani's claim can be verified. Where do we verify Amaechi's claim?

No doubt some people could soon commit suicide over Peter Obi. For the first time they are seeing the real deal, a real self effacing politician who is not from their tribe. Please do not kill yourself. He has been a wealthy man for ages, and what is more, he would not still Nigeria"s money. And he has challenged the EFCC and all of you bigots to show it if he stole money. Until then, his profile will continue to rise and I am sure your deep corruption makes you think nobody can live without it.

Even if the North holds power for another 35 yrs as they did before, they will still be the poorest in Nigeria with unspeakable diseases and debilitating illiteracy. Even if Igbos do not get the presidency for that long, they will continue to wax strong and take bold steps to better themselves. It just not about holding political power but what power can produce in your people. Emir Sanusi gave them a hint of it but they are far too blind with oil money to know how miserably valueless power and desperation for it has made majority of young people in the north.

What are all those cars and armed policemen doing with a man in his farm bikonu?
U dey fear the Falae treatment?

A lot of Igbo youths are mere toddlers who reason more through their anus than their heads.
This should actually be an intellectual thread where issues of co-operation can be expanded and canvassed.
The conference already set the agenda to include addressing fears and mistrust among the people of the two regions.
Anyways, when leadership issues are discussed, non of the kids on Nairaland can come close to the venue.
I wish this conference a huge success.

Any suggestion that this guy contributed to his death is quite idiotic.
So if a man who has worked hard is enjoying the fruits of his labour,
the dullards who were chasing squirrels while he was toiling are justified to go kill him?
The Nigerian society died the day we started tolerating evil
Evil will reach every man who condone it.