₦airaland Forum

I cannot open anybody's mouth.
I am not T.B. Joshua

Just wondering how an aircraft can land or takeoff on a circular runway. There is high speed before takeoff and after landing, are aeroplanes going to be rebuilt like tubes?

eyinjuege:
Some oyibo, non yoruba rev fathers already cast enough slurs on the catholic church with their pedophilic homosexual activities.
Nothing could be worse.
Remove the log first before you bother with the speck.

Maybe some of those Oyinbo priests and even their black black counterparts do the pedophilic acts because they are celibates as they are unable to employ their vows in defeating the desires of the flesh. There is the part of an individual that always reminds one of his humanity and sometimes it occurs negatively. Catholic priests who engage in such acts must continue to use the exit door.

Then I must ask you, if Catholic priests who have no legitimate opportunity for sex are committing illicit sex because of their lack, what reason can your daddies and general overseas give for doing the same, given that they are all married?

Must everything in this country be tribalised bikonu?
Nairaland is fast becoming the assembly of losers.
Unemployment is a bastard.

kiddoiLL:
R.I.P Meanwhile somewhere in d east...
a story writer has gotten his inspiration and writing nollywood's next movie called "THE CALL OF DEATH
....na dem sabi write yeye storylines

Even on a day like this you still put on your tribal armour. Do you know how you will die?

Is Mr. Idris talking about suspects or criminals?
Nepotism and power drunkenness will ruin Buhari and his people.
But the trouble is that for the south, these things are fine if it happens to the other people
But only bad if it happens to us.
I remember when Buhari was Busy calling SE/SS his 5%ters and SW part of his 97%ters and
went ahead to kill unarmed protesters in a democracy. Many people in the SW revelled, reached orgasm
and claimed Buhari was on track to fix Nigeria. Now here is a fight between members of two ethnic groups
and only one group got arrested and paraded including a royal leader.

If this had been between Hausa and Igbos, nothing would have been wrong with the actions and comments
of the IGP on this matter.

However, Southern Nigeria must begin to learn that some people up north really see no friends in the south
even if you are fellow muslims. Buhari's nepotism and draconian approach to democratic expressions must stop
receiving applause in the south, so that even little children can see government's approach so far on this
Ife crisis for what it is.

If this IGP does not know the difference between suspects and criminals, or chooses to rapidly promote them
in the name of ethnic solidarity, then here is the rot they claim they came to clean up.

If I were in Ebonyi I will vote for him depending how good his opponents are. I salute his courage. Igbos also stood election in Lagos in 2015 and many of them won as House of Reps and State Assembly members. So nothing wrong with this guy. I call on Ebonyi voters to give him a chance.

Everybody be you Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Edo, Fulani, Ibibio, Ijaw etc must learn that it is the same blood that flows in everyone. You must also realise that for everything you do to deny other the right to live, there is a question time for you. Nigeria may not ask you the question probably because whoever is leader either nationally or locally tacitly supported what you did. But the ONE who created the blood you spilled will surely ask questions. May the Lord take away ethnic hatred from your hearts this day. May HE save you from condemning yourself killing another man with hate. May HE always remind you that you condemned xenophobia in South Africa. Finally, I pray the Almighty to enthrone Godly and not religious leaders.

To prove promise to marry, you need hard evidence, say, a witness who was there when the promise was made or a letter addressed to the victim promising her marriage. Without this, you will be wasting your time trying to prove breach of promise to marry. It cannot be inferred.
Then you are asking for N500,000,000 million. Hmm.... na so money hungry Keyamo reach. But the lady said she did not know Keyamo from Adam, so was he briefed by his forefathers.

Finally, Keyamo's poorly written letter made reference to Apostle Suleiman's recent charge to Christians to defend themselves. What nonsense.


Do reasonable people really lose their minds once they join APC?

So the Apostle used to lick this lady Otobo from her legs right into her river, and this op is aware of that?
Dead on arrival.


This govt and its people are always acting stupid because they do not know better.
I thought they were going to shred Babatunde Gbadmosi for blowing the whistle of Buhari's forex scams where he sells a dollar at N1 to some of his northern brothers and N379 to others.
Dumb indeed

[quote author=Nukualofa post=54251250][/quote]They asked you "How" and you answered "Because"
Nigerian education.............na wah oo

Nigeria seems to be now all about tribalism, no sense no reason anymore. Is this how you can grow? What a joke of a country.

Only in Buhari's Nigeria do peaceful protesters lose their lives.

This OP is a baboon

Charlie Boy has said a lot, but the most important are yet not being said. Am not here to sermonise though.
Truly, I think Igbo youths who yell Biafra should calm down and seek ways to help Igboland. As Charlie said, the problem
of the average Igboman is pretty the same anywhere in Nigeria. It is very clear that we can further develop Igboland if we
decide so to do, so we should not spend our productive years fighting over Biafra. How long do we each have on earth anyways?

CecyAdrian:
While reading through the scripture one day, I came across rules and regulations concerning tithe in Deuteronomy , I was shocked because I never knew that the issue of tithe was talked about anywhere else excerpt in Malachi 3:8. Now, when you take a look at Deuteronomy 14 when God was giving the children of Israelite rules and regulations, God explained the concept or reason for tithe to them and gave them rules to abide in regards to it, from verse 22 downwards explains it so well.

Then you also go to Deuteronomy 26:12 downwards, the same rule was also repeated, and an very sure that the reason why God said that we should bring our tithes and offering in Malachi 3: 10 was for the actualization of his rules and regulation in Deuteronomy, which is feeding the Levites, poor, widows and the needy in the society

So, now I ask, why do pastors prefer Malachi even to the extent of twisting it to favour their aims instead of giving their church members the full concept, rules and regulations regarding tithing which the Lord commanded in Deuteronomy.

My brother, I thought I was the only person who read Deuteronomy Chapter 14. There is another place, I think in Numbers Chapter 18. Look at it please. What we have is a complete bastardisation of the scriptures for selfish purposes. I once read out these 2 Chapters in a gathering one day and everybody was bewildered and told me I was not reading from the Bible. They had never heard of that part before. They argued that the Book of Malachy instructs them to take their tithes to their pastor, chikena.

progress69:
This is beautiful. Those elements that enjoys hunger and power shortage so as to spite Buhari and massage their demonic wish of Buhari's failure can come in here now and wail to the high heavens! you are happy when a bomb goes off on a pipe or gas line, yet you want power and a booming economy. Una never see anything, bypass metres, blow pipelines, then come here and wail .
The Escobars!

You need to shamefully accept the obvious fact that Your Buhari is a huge waste of votes and time. System collapse has happened twice under his clueless watch. If this and the callous bombing of helpless IDPs happened only 2 yrs ago. Lai Mohammed will be evrywhere talking nonsense as if he could do any better. We have seen their best.

Handsomecole:
Some of my fellow Igbo people are so Myopic in their thinking and highly shallow minded. It's the more reason they will never prosper in Politics .
What has political party got to do with performance?? Can't you just do a little research and that records have shown that political party has nothing to do with performance.
So if he has been doing good will in the state does that mean that he shouldn't contest again??

For your information this just a tip of the ice-berg come 2019 political party would have not more that 30% determinant of a candidate winning an election.

As far as the South East politics is concerned consolidation not opposition to the centre is what we need.

It's visible to the blind and Audible to the deaf that Ifeanyi Ubah has imparted to the self development of Anambra people more than the Governor himself. He is already a self made Billionaire, who does not need Government money, but he has to be in Government to expand his good will.

Get ready because most of we Proud Igbos are going to change the Political mindset of the Igbo people . The APC today is no longer the hausa party you people tag it to be, it's a party for all and the Igbos are the Golden eggs that stand much to gain.

Welcome to APC Ifeamyi Ubah!!! We Love you.

#ProudlyIgbo
#ProudlyAPC

In America, there are States the democrats cannot win and there are States the Republicans cannot win. So please learn that APC cannot win in Anambra State. APGA is doing well and we cannot afford to let the party die by voting for a party which controls the centre whose federal budget has little or nothing for the southeast. You need to learn. The fact that your Idol has defected to APC means nothing to us. And finally a question for you, what has Ngige achieved in office so far as minister? What did he achieve as senator besides using N100 million constituency allowance to renovate toilets in 3 secondary schools?

If not that most Nigerians are mentally challenged I would have asked what is wrong when two people engage in a hot exchange. Obama and Putin are doing same thing and morons among you are aspiring to at least eat any of them's feaces in admiration.

If its his enemies it is corruption. If its his friends it is mistakes. Get behind me, nepotist

Jafar1:
for sure, in igbo land, titles only goes to the rich

Well, ur father is a wretch, whats his title?

mccoy47:
Y do I feel he is a yahoo boy?

Probably because you are destined to go like him

When a sympathiser cries more than the bereaved, he is either jealous of death or madness has set in.
No MMMer has ever cried to your house since the 'crash'
I have hundreds of thousands frozen right now, if I lose it, I wont wink, only you will.
Learn to become popular with what you know, forcing yourself on what you do not know can only make you stupid

I am going thru the same shit right now. They are right beside my house with their AHUJA speakers sticking out facing my window. The mjsvroom church hall can barely contain 20 people so what do they need a public address system for? Sometimes they hold night vigils for 40 days and continue shouting in the morning till 10am.

I have done eveything possible to make them reduce the volume of their microphones and speakers in the dead of the night to no avail. Thd worst of it all, I cant even find any soft side to it: at least one can resolve to fall asleep with their music but, their voices are so discordant like toads and frogs. They sing like they are drunk, making the whole experience so frustrating. And to think that neighbours do not want to talk for fear that God will get angry with them.

Can Jesus do this to anybody? Can he then encourage anyone to keep others awake against their will? What can I do? The pastor seems to have a special privilege to violate my right to live and sleep peacefully in a quiet environment.

I am helpless

Garrithe1st:
Pls allow this man to recover from the resounding defeat he suffered in 2015. Buhari is going no where till 2023 when he'd have set Nigeria on the path of greatness, prosperity and growth.

Ever met a president more popular out of office? He must be a great man. He did not lose, his gain, your loss.

So it is now a crime to protest or to plan one? Oh, they were planning a violent protest? I would then assume that the arms for violence were found in his office too or are documents and computers used as guns?. Buhari needs to remember he is not the first ever president of Nigeria, many have come and gone and managed not to repress people a lot. Unfortunately, whereas his governments (1984 and 2015) inflicted the most economic hardship on citizens, he also holds the key as the most brutal dictator for the country. What a testimony about a clueless despot.

Is this empty video meant to tame Akin Fakorede's armed robbery in Rivers State? It failed because there is nothing in it. Akin was caught red handed.

HungerBAD:
Alibaba you are wrong.

What is wrong with you?when you were a student of Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma(Bensu then),you were squatting at the hostel and practically begging to feed.

Today you have blown up,and you are describing the wages of the Falcons as peanuts?talk of arrogance.

What did this Clown read again?Philosophy. And if not for the fact that God smiled on you,you would still have been philosophizing on the road side with Aristotle, and talking to yourself like a mad man.

Even Dangote has not referred to any body's money as peanuts,let alone somebody who for now,is getting fed and clothed by his well to do wife.

The Falcons have a right to ask for their wages,and I am in support of them,and for Alibaba,he should shut up.

--Modified-

Settled back to read Alibaba's comments again,and just noticed it was dripping with sarcasm.

I apologize Alibaba.

This is a satire, read with understanding please.

BiafraudExposed:
Will they gather them like sardine and bury them in one coffin...

BiafraudExposed

We know how they will be buried, but how will u be buried? Take heed, lest u be an unidentified corpse on d highway

There was an anti grazing bill passed by the Ekiti State House of Assembly and signed into law by the governor, Mr Fayose. Does Miyetti want the laws of Ekiti State to respect or obey them? Withdraw your cattle from the State because it is now illegal to openly graze there. If you insist on disobeying the law, then your cattle will be killed and fed to the people. Please do not think that it is everywhere in this country that you can attack and kill people and get away with it. Ekiti may eventually be different from Enugu and other States. Fayose takes the lives of his people seriously. Be warned.

Miriam19:
Micheal Hope stanley Mgbiri . Mkpowu Blessing


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