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Health / Re: NGOs And Fake Data Generation In Nigeria By Temisan Okomi by kelvnigeria(m): 4:40pm On Aug 27, 2022
It shows how stupid you are. For each person that is tested positive. He cant be on treatmemt until the personis comfirmed in a sophisticated lab. Each positive person has a unique code that he could be trace on any database. So lets say you are enrolled in Ibadan for care and you come to lagos and another NGO takes your sample it will automatically read as double counting when it gets to the central database being used by thr likes of USAID, CDC and PEPFA.

Dont this useless jobless boys.
Politics / Re: Clerics At Shettima's Unveiling Not Hired - Tinubu by kelvnigeria(m): 10:39am On Jul 21, 2022
What happens if this man becomes president. Tinubu na real street. Then you will start wishing for Buhari to return.
TV/Movies / Re: Sara James Thrills At America Got Talent (Video) by kelvnigeria(m): 4:42pm On Jun 17, 2022
How polish come become Nigeria. Useless post when Nigerians are doing great things else where and you come to market polish utube performance for us here. Nonsense!
Politics / Re: Kukah Replies Presidency: Even Buhari’s Wife Disagrees With His Policies by kelvnigeria(m): 7:59pm On Apr 19, 2022
The man speaks with wisdom. He has paid his due and earn the right to talk at the table of elders. Where was those 2 useless monkeys when Kukah was working his back to ensure the stability of the Nation. Because they have swollen Bank account they think they can disrespect their own fathers. The worst spokes persons in the history of presidential spokes persons.

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Politics / Re: Bishop Matthew Kukah: Buhari Has Done A Terrible Job As President Of Nigeria by kelvnigeria(m): 7:52pm On Apr 19, 2022
The role of intellects in a democracy is to provoke public discuss over issues. The 3 monkey dollards think it is about saving their jobs. When last has these 3 useless people come to talk about public policies? They think their job is to police freedom of speech by attacking the personalities of people.
Politics / Re: Atiku: Losing 2023 Presidential Election May Lead To Death Of PDP by kelvnigeria(m): 5:27am On Mar 16, 2022
Imagine a prostitute lecturing you on how to remain pure. Where were you the last 8 years? Did the party not survived. His arrogance is begining to irritate me.
Travel / Re: My Plan To Relocate To Uk by kelvnigeria(m): 5:05pm On Feb 21, 2022
If you can make upto 1.5Miilion here that means that you are creative enough to earn more in the UK. But you will have to be patient to work your ass up again and dont be suprised that it may not even work. With good planning and the right investment you can double your earning power in Nigeria in 2 to 3 years time. Safe in foreign currency and with time you could go anywhere you want not even the UK

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Career / Re: Man With Two Degrees And Phd Now Working As Labourer At Dangote Refinery by kelvnigeria(m): 6:57pm On Feb 10, 2022
Cousin9999:


Do you have a PhD?

The question is do I need a PHD to make the money I am making. Get one and holla at me for a Job.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Interview Experience With A Foreign Firm by kelvnigeria(m): 6:54pm On Feb 10, 2022
I have never experienced anything like that. You see I am not one of those Nigerians who leave everything to chance. You lost a job today because you did not prepare. Preparation does not only involve reading interview questions. It involves providing solutions to potential problems that will disrupt your chance if landing the job. No recruiter will offer you that role because it shows exactly how you do not think outside the box. If you can solve ordinary interview settings challenges why should I trust you with decisions that have serious repercussions on my business?

I remember my first foreign interview, I slept at my uncles house that was close to 30KM away from me. I used his Library, internet and generator. During the interview they complemented that they like the lighting of my room and were wandering if thats my house. Thats how I use the conversation to sell my self. At the end of the day, no additional questioned asked. They said I was exactly the person they were looking for after interviewing 17 other candidates.

Thats how I broke the poverty circle in Nigeria. So while you laugh at your sorrow remind yourself how stupid you were for not taking your chances.

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Career / Re: Man With Two Degrees And Phd Now Working As Labourer At Dangote Refinery by kelvnigeria(m): 12:47pm On Feb 05, 2022
Any fool can get a PHD! Only the skillful ones with a PHD are needed in reality.

So go ahead and heap all the PHDs in the world. It does not cover for your incompetence.

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Politics / Re: World Bank Blames FG As High Inflation Worsens Poverty by kelvnigeria(m): 8:35am On Feb 05, 2022
This is never a suprise for us considering that this is the most useless government in the history of Nigeria. Imagine a president reacting to facts as "well.... I dont know where you get your data from...... but as far as I am concern...." It means nothing in the government is done with facts and logic. So we are not suprised that no concerted effort was made to curb the rising inflation in the country.

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Politics / Re: List Of 5 Worst Governors In Nigeria (Opinion) by kelvnigeria(m): 3:22pm On Feb 04, 2022
1 Lalong of Plateau state
5 Lalong of Jos
Politics / Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by kelvnigeria(m): 6:46am On Jan 24, 2022
Deep within me I was scared when I learned that the man had spoken to them and even calling them by names. What a coincidence!

Anyway in another news Cement is now 5000 in my area. And I have been waiting thinking it will come down so that I can continue with my building project.

Advise please.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of President Muhammadu Buhari's Two-Day Working Visit To Kaduna by kelvnigeria(m): 7:29am On Jan 23, 2022
Take religion away from this man and he would have been the best hand. But what's development without tolerance for people of other faith?

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Politics / Re: Terrorists On The Rampage In Plateau, Niger, Kill 52, Abduct Hunters, Others by kelvnigeria(m): 7:24am On Jan 13, 2022
Plateau the beautiful Plateau will rise again.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Noisemakers Don't Last Only Newsmakers Do" by kelvnigeria(m): 12:48pm On Sep 13, 2020
MyOpinionNotUrs:
Freeze really fvucked up by apologizing to this dude.

Atleast Freezer we know. Who you? "Face your front"
Phenomenal!
Politics / Re: Meet Abdullahi Bashir – Herdsman Who Wanted To Marry Hanan Buhari by kelvnigeria(m): 8:25pm On Sep 05, 2020
2babymamas:
What's so special about this Hanan girl

Among Buhari's daughters, she the ugliest sef

Her toto na presidential one. Habe you ever entered presidential plane before
Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Summarises Buhari's 5 Years In Office With A Proverb by kelvnigeria(m): 6:02pm On May 30, 2020
Epic
Health / Re: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by kelvnigeria(m): 8:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
You need to clarify if the itching is inside the penis tube, around the penis etc. Are there rashes? What color? What sieze? When snd how did you first notice it etc. So I could help you.
Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by kelvnigeria(m): 11:22am On Mar 22, 2020
Medicine. Working as PA to a secondary school drop out who is a politician.
Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by kelvnigeria(m): 11:20am On Mar 22, 2020
Studied Psychology and Clincal Psychology. Working as a Psychologist in NGO.

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Religion / Re: Satan, The Cherub That Covereth And The Inverted Pyramid by kelvnigeria(m): 10:58am On Mar 08, 2020
Jesus is my Lord and King. I worship the Glory of the Almighty Yahweh.

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Celebrities / Re: 'The Crowded Self': Noel Michael Buki's Book About MI Abaga's Album "Yung Dnxl" by kelvnigeria(m): 7:42pm On Mar 04, 2020
The Legend lives on.

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Celebrities / Re: 'The Crowded Self': Noel Michael Buki's Book About MI Abaga's Album "Yung Dnxl" by kelvnigeria(m): 7:39pm On Mar 04, 2020
Even if he does that it's because there is a content to be written about. Sense no dey maket again wo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by kelvnigeria(m): 8:31pm On Jan 09, 2020
You never chop finish, you wan fight us with AK47. Comon missile you cannot shoot.

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Properties / Re: Tallest Building In South-East In Umuchukwu, Anambra (Photos) by kelvnigeria(m): 5:51am On Dec 31, 2019
Wow...so amazing. God bless you sir
Religion / Re: Pastor Emiaso Oke Emir Curses Lady: "You Shall Die Without A Husband" by kelvnigeria(m): 5:21pm On Nov 30, 2019
Wolves in sheep clothing. By their fruit you shall know them. Satan!

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Car Talk / Re: A Sport Car Made By Jerry Mallo From Plateau State (Photos) by kelvnigeria(m): 6:52pm On Nov 29, 2019
I thought Nigerias go to the UK to learn colonised tongue. I guess this is the difference between education and education.
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile's Reply To A Lady Who Will Celebrate If He Gets Re-arrested by kelvnigeria(m): 3:37pm On Oct 28, 2019
merrymike47:
ur father’s sperm z wasted
grin grin grin grin speaking from experience?

But come to think of it wo, if my fathers sperm is wasted why am I thinking sanely with morals.

I remember during my posting at the psychiatric ward and how one boy with substance abuse disorder keeps calling me a drunkard.

Does it ring a bell?
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Receives Duplex From Ned Okonkwo by kelvnigeria(m): 8:16pm On Oct 27, 2019
ZaOzaRoom:
All for her pvssy.
I tell you my brother. Him don masturbated tire with the girl. Now him want swim for inside.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Receives Duplex From Ned Okonkwo by kelvnigeria(m): 8:14pm On Oct 27, 2019
The gist never finish. Trust me tomorrow you will hear a twist to it. Ned was seen with her in Dubai grin grin
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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile's Reply To A Lady Who Will Celebrate If He Gets Re-arrested by kelvnigeria(m): 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2019
merrymike47:
Go get a sharp cutlass or axe make u and ur papa divide ham
Another wasted sperm grin grin grin grin angry

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