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See that sellout, what a retard and he's talking about constitution. Like there has been anything constitutional about the general elections so far.

Due process my foot!

jeromestarks:
It's even because of the "no movement" election rule that made her to come spend time with me.
Omo, I couldn't stop looking at her assets.

No dey overthink pvssy jhoor.. I totally hate that shît!

I once had a lady like this your own. I was respecting her boundaries until the day I realized she's not the "holy Mary" she claimed to be - one man with Jeep dey drop her off after choir practice on Saturday. I was so pissed, I made up my mind on what to do.

Next time wey we get rendezvous, omoh na so I press this babe nyash from out of the blue. She shock, I no even look am, I proceeded to squeeze her boobs. Mehn na so this babe land me slap o.

I no come do like person wey dem even slap, na so I grab this babe, put my hand through her dress, had a hand full of her warm nakêd boobs in the cusps of my one hand, come proceed to finger her through her skirt with the other hand. Na there she know say water don pass garri o, come dey tell me "this is wrong, please let's not do this". I come dey agree "it's very wrong", but I still dey smooch am silly.

Na so we do till night fall, she say she wan go house. I say no wahala, at least I don achieve my aim which was to demystify her body.

Funny enough I bin think say she go vex when I call am, but na so we even arrange another meeting and the rest na history.

Omoh, the Koko be say, I no fit dey die inside to bang babe pvssy, then come dey disguise for her front, Lai Lai, bad as e bad, I must press everything wey dey her body.

Buhari has always been a failure. E didn't start today.

That year wey I go understand wetin this "brief illness" mean.
RIP

I don't get this story.. asin you put your dîck inside her pvssy and started thrusting and it remained flat?

If so you should locate the nearest gaybrîel

Na only for 9ja wey thief fit confidently climb nepa pole because the probability say light go dey na 20:80

Any date wey pass bench for park with Coke and pop corn, count me out.

If you wan eat, enter kitchen cook.

Na the one wey still dey her papa house I wan marry.

JackDaAlienz:
Apart from sex and food. Nothing else she contributes. I have told her many times that she should do it for the sake of this economy hardship. I will always forgive her. I don talk talk talk give her OT yet she still saying that she doesn't like Chinese guys. Muthafuckaer I don't like Chinese women but if one rich Chinese woman like me omo I go fucking knack her make her cum daily and get rich too, omo I just dey vex how person go see this kind once in a lifetime opportunity and still mess up

E be like na that sharing formula be her problem. Bruh you wicked o, how she go collect severe dicking come carry 40% give you? That one na for moral support abi wetin..

Just try 10/90 with written agreement of forgiveness whether she no go gree

Fes remove atiku from there. Fulani cannot succeed Fulani.

mayor02:
Yes !! Glad you got the point. Many redpillers get this relationship all wrong, and if you investigate, they are not enjoying a healthy relationship. Always looking for red flags and spreading hate

I've come to realize that they're not dealing with "the girl next door" in their everyday lives but with oloshos, prostîtutes and street girls, that's why they don't see any good in women and are quick to label them hoes and whatnot.

Prostitutés are not a part of a functional society.. hence you only find them in excluded areas. So, anyone judging the wider population of women by the actions of these degenerates is just docile.

They say women are lazy and entitled but they don't consider their physical and mental limitations. Can a woman defend herself against predators who would come for her resources like how a man would, easily? They ignore things like these and also things like, why are women always grouped alongside children? It's crazy.

Apologies for the digression.

Apt.

As a man you must first love yourself with all your heart, women will pick up on these cues subconsciously and fall madly in love with you.

You cannot give what you don't have. The message from OP is simple, love yourself and women will love and respect you. And herein lies the major problem with so called "redpillers" on NL these days. They hate women because they hate themselves and women hate them in return for this. You will see them avoid this thread like a plague.

But when it's a woman-bashing thread, they would've rushed in here with their contributions (insults).

If I were the guy, I'd work remotely with my broken ribs.

How much do you spend on yourself in a month? You can start by increasing that first. This will drastically increase your options of women.

Sirchiboy:
I don't feel anything.
It is like I am pouring fuel inside the fire.
No feelings at all.
Is any lady here to prove me wrong ?

What kind of analogy is this?

Anyway if your dîck is too small to scratch the walls of her vagina, hence you can't feel anything, you can try closing her legs to increase the sensations.

LarochelE:
This woman wasn't like that When I met her and her boy child was really obedient. But I guess things changed when I started confronting her about the lies she told me about the father of her child. I've done a lot for this boy, and I think I deserve to know the truth if at all I'll be taking full responsibility.

Now she refused to unblock me on my WhatsApp and Instagram despite my begging yesterday. Her friend that I sent to her to help me call and beg her did nothing to help the situation. I think that one has interest in me which I had, in the past, constantly told my woman to avoid her.

I've decided to go to her place later this evening. The outcome of our conversation will determine whether we'll still be together long term or not

Omoh, guy you're too caring to a fault, even at your own expense!

How can you work hard for your money and someone will tell you how to spend it in such a rude and disrespectful manner? And you sef wan go beg her when she has clearly shown you that you're just an appendage and she has other options. She doesn't even need you and that's the worst part.

What example are you setting for that her kid? I guess that's why she doesn't even want you correcting him.

Really, I hope you've not sent her that money. Better to play 2 sweet odds like that scammer suggest for first page, than use your hard earned money bring insult to yourself. Chai! WTF

JoeEeL:
Am I right?

Real "I love you" for a woman is when she's climaxing. I don't know of anyone else.

You owe him 150k

Reference:
Reformation is never a cake walk. I expect any serious government trying to control cash in circulation to do exactly this. For how can you be practicing a cashless policy yet have almost 80 percent of currency outside the banking system. That is untracked money, that is an economy within an economy. No government will accept that.

However the fact is that as long as institutions remain weak particularly those of the criminal justice system, shock therapy remains the only tool of government. For there are all sorts of laws that are serially broken for that amount of cash to have leached out of the central bank in the first place and the fears are real that if our laws can or will not be enforced wen the new currency will sooner or later find us way back to private 'central banks'.

Whatever we suffer today is of our collective making. Nigerians are by and large not ready or able to organize ourselves into a viable, progressive society.

Personally this is one incident that has affected me, perhaps not as much as others, but I cannot bring myself to complain about it because I know it is all a product of bad citizenship of which I am a Nigerian, just as I cannot complain about pesky police check points when I know my fellow citizens will exploit their absence to commit all manner of crimes if which I may become a victim.

Fellow citizens, if we don't restructure Nigeria we will suffer until our time on earth is over. My two cents.

Apt.

Though, for me the meat of the issue is things like "Patriotism" and a sense of "National Pride".. are not existing in this country..
An average Nigerian will rather die in a foreign country than die in his home town.

That speaks volumes.

Those other countries are not performing magic. What we can do is stop electing unpatriotic leaders.

Nigerians.. always at the last minute they start gyrating like the proverbial tortoise.

And just when I'm already starting to like the man's cashless policy.
Tinubu should fvck off. He can't always win.

Get past questions for every semester exams. You'd be surprised how often lecturers repeat exam questions.

Pay your school fees and dues on time. Don't wait till deadline.

Make friends with the class rep and have his number. Join WhatsApp groups for updates.

Make friends with those coursemates who always seem to have a lot of information and keep yourself informed for opportunities both before and after graduation.

Find a girlfriend that you both enjoy reading and going to classes together during tests and exams. (This is optional, though).

Visit your lecturers in their offices occasionally and salute them.

Don't move off campus until at least 300 level.

She's probably tightening her vagina muscles with her legs. Make her more relaxed with loads and loads of foréplay.

But they will always find a loophole won't they?
The thieving politicians will easily go to the bank vaults, liaise with crooked branch managers and collect all the new monies available.

The result is that they're making it scarce for ordinary Nigerians.

Still it's the same set of idiots that will come out begging for extension under the irritating guise of caring for masses in the villages.

Guess no one bothered to run a Google search on the image.
It's a fake notice... College kid pranks.

ahnie:
Who do you like this?
Today you re a single mother, tomorrow your down with swollen legs and limbs,day after next,you have malaria n down with typhoid.

Your hand go break of you work?
Dem swear for you?

She totally disgusts me. It's been over a year now and she still does that day in day out.

gforce5:
OP, you are wasting your time. The problem is Nigerian men. Most of them are SIMPS who have zero standards. They have a saviour complex. They are attracted to women from poor backgrounds because they feel that they can dominate them with their money. Women from upper class and middle class backgrounds pose a threat to their dominance. Most Nigerian guys have zero game and can't get women without money. They refuse to develop themselves physically, socially and intellectually.

Nigerian men marry based on sentiment rather than logic. Nigerian women are more realistic and logical. They go for men who they feel will take care of them and their family. They will NEVER marry a man who cannot even feed himself. Nigerian men on the other hand, are willing to marry an illiterate 17 year old orphan and sponsor her all the way to uni. When said girl dumps their ass for a better man, they rant on social media that women are ingrates . Nigerian men have forgotten that in Nigerian culture, when you marry someone you marry the whole family. Now imagine marrying someone from a very poor family who is also their breadwinner ? Our ladies are cashing out on the benevolence of our brothers due to their naivety.

Strongalphamale is that you? I hear you in there somewhere..

What a fool, you're obviously inexperienced. You think life is lived behind your keyboard and computer screen?

Listen, any well-to-do man will choose a 17 year old orphan girl (even 2 at once) over a rich 35 year old lady, over and over again. Ask the married men who cheat on their wives with the young house maid. Or better still, check your history books.. that's what real men did... they conquered nations and married young virgins. So now you need to go over your little redpill books again or ask someone older than you to explain what "simp" means so you can stop embarrassing yourself and throwing the word around like someone down with epilepsy.

Having a savior complex is a good sign that as a man.. you're living up to your masculine role. You have enough resources to find a damsel in distress and save her and she becomes yours and no one dares come close to her. This has been the case throughout history and a kid like you can't do shit about it.

You think you have game? I'll take your woman, anytime any day. You don't know shit about dominance.. forget all those how-to-books you've read online on how to get women. Bîtch.. dominance is the key word here. If you can't dominate a woman, you can never get her to respect you, sleep with you or be loyal to you, talk more of marrying her.. unless she's really desperate or a prostituté. Or you're the bîtch and she's controlling you.

You dare take a swipe at the absolute need for dominance by a man in a relationship. Hahahah... little wonder you all want a rich woman.. bunch of effeminate pvssies..

Look, forget about this equality shit.. a man must dominate and woman must submit. Men have natural roles that have always put them in the dominant position while women have feminine roles that have always put them in submissive positions with regards to their men and families. If you dare reverse these roles or you even as much as "equalize" them, guess what you will have... Yep you guess right.. effeminate men and dominant females.

This brings me back to my question.. why the hell do you want a rich woman? You want a sugar mummy, you like being dominated? Or you want a middle class girl because you want someone who can ease your financial burden.. I hear you say yes to that. Well that's cool, but as long as you understand the dynamics at play here.. Don't ever make the mistake to think such a girl will be naive (or remain so for very long). Instead she'll be very experienced and ruthless. She will know your strengths, financially and otherwise and will use it against you.. overtime she will eventually dominate you. It will be a gradual, slow and emasculating process but it will happen.. unless you get your finances right.

I'm telling you straight up facts that you'll learn eventually after you've been burned many a time in this dating world.. they're universal facts that even though I may admit are not really fair, but then again it is what it is.
Deviate though and be sure to face the accompanying consequences.

So let me paint you the real story..
Funny enough.. it's you who can't even get the poor broke girls that's looking for rich girls. Lol. Listen, to get a rich girl you must be very good looking (like me) or be very very super rich which I'm sure you're neither. Because such girl, based on female nature, will never date down. They'd rather remain single. (This is just to put it out there that I'm not even attracted to these types).

So that leaves us with the poor broke girls. Now, me and my caliber of men have taken all the good broke girls. So what does that leave you with? The prostitutés, hookup girls and broke girls with bad attitude.

So understand that you're the simp here, the bîtch.. the bottom guy.

No wonder you complain every single day about girls.

DispatcherLagos:
Real soldiers not this taxi drivers that wears camouflage here in Nigeria.

Dispatcherlagos, pls check your dm.

Personally I hate the bag.. it makes one look like a lowlife, criminal. What are you carrying as a guy that can't fit into your four pockets?

Although they would've stated their reasons. Apart from personal dislike, I don't see reason for the ban.

She caught her boss with her colleague, then came back to collect her own share.. So she prolly was already having an affair with the man and only came back to confront him out of jealousy.

As for rape... Nah!
As far as it was just one man without a weapon, what stops you from grabbing his scrotum till he starts to cry? You allowed him till he finished and even gave you money for postinor 2 which you collected.

Definitely don't believe this entire write up.

Obi is well adjusted.. relaxed and rooted in himself.
No gragra or any wasted behavior. Unlike some agbero cum politicians.

If we miss this man, we miss out.