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Konji na your mate?

You no fit carry umbrella go buy her drugs, or use warm towel cool her temperature.. na to put the tip in. Ode!

somehow:
Do they normally give the interview questions to invitees before the interviews?

Fair enough. Him being a SAN though, I'm still not about to cut him any slack.

And you couldn't check before coming on air and granting a live interview..

These crop of leaders are the worst

Olumighty123:
Oraimo 20000Mah for sale, few months used. Ogba, Lagos state. Price is 6k.

4k, serious buyer

My elder sis once tried to hook me up with a sugar mummy to marry (me?)

I don't know why she thought I needed a woman to take care of me though, but I believe she only wanted the best for me.

Needless to say I turned it down. I really hate the idea of dating someone already familiar with my friends and family.. I'd rather be the one who introduces her to them. Make more sense to me.

This is so unprecedented..

Asin wtf that clause in the constitution actually means is not even my issue, but that a president elect can be so unpopular in the fct that he did not only fail to win there, but couldn't even get up to 25% of votes.. it's sickening and near nauseating.

Don't even tell me Buhari didn't win there also, like we all don't know those elections were rigged, too.

Really it's a breath of fresh air that Nigerians have actually begun to question these mysterious happenings and demand answers and I only pray the courts to be incorruptible in her judgments this time around.

Funny how tax payers, who make up the remaining 50% that won't be benefiting from this palliative, will be the ones that bear the brunt of repayment.. for their quota system beneficiaries.

What a dysfunctional system!

With that him mouth that's always loaded to burst forth with the next batch of lies from the pits of hell.

advanceDNA:
Hmmm...interesting angle....
U mean the subtle rape accusation with no serious consequences afterwards is probably a smoke screen to keep presenting herself as the holy babe who only had sex because her boyfriend raped her...?? hmmmm!!! To add small weight to you inference...he did say she's religious asf though.....

Of course.. it's the only angle you can actually get closure to the story.

The pantless waist massage, why she keeps coming back, why she only "reported" to her bestie which is to further absolve her conscience so she can enjoy the sex even more thoroughly, why the guy is still proposing and why she's definitely daydreaming about a honeymoon rn.

Queendera already put it quite succinctly.. God bless that soul.

ashawopikin:
just see the rubbish wey u type? Person say, she TESTED positive after 10 days of having sex and here u are contradicting yourself by saying it takes about 2weeks for it to show up in test results. Na so Dem take dey pin person pikin for una head. You are the rookie here

Ode, "about 14 days" means it could be less or more depending on body system. Dem go teach una everything?

Can't relate.. remember I couldn't wait to leave my parents house and start making my own money.

Though I know a thing about phobias, they can be nerve wrecking and even induce paralysis.

See, not everyone must get married (you can be a nun) but if that's what you truly want then you must take baby steps and realize that a phobia is just like virtual reality.. it's not real. Remind yourself that you're in control of what you experience and you have the power to change or eject yourself from any unpleasant situation and start to exercise this power from the get go.

You'll be alright.

saladinnoir:
That's what I'm thinking to. But her vagina was so tight when i slept i had to struggle to get in there so i didn't think anyone had slept with her recently.

Forget that rookie.. pregnancy can happen within 3 days (reason why postinor 2 is almost useless after said period of time) but it takes about 2 two weeks for it to show up in test results.

It's yours. You can try running another test to rule out a false positive.

Abeg if na opera free 50mb you dey use no comment for this thread.

They've brought back this lying machine from the pits of hell..

Monogamy:
That time in particular is what I am mostly concerned about.

With so many things do with one's time, why should it be wasted on ladies.

Funnily, the womanizers are the most jealous people

Lols, just few days ago I had this very argument with the boys.

You see bro, what you consider a waste of time might just be the "fuel" that keeps someone else's engine running.

I know a guy that busts his ass day and night at his job and rakes in cool dough .. just so he can spend it all on hard drugs.

For those who didn't know he was a very hard-working guy but for the rest of us who knew well...

An abundance of babes and spare time.

Rokiat:
Serious question how old are you?

I can bet you are below 23 yr.

Come on!
A 10 year old me won't spaz that.

The vexing one na say vendors sef turn POS operators.

Na when I wan do transfer for person and e dey ask me to send charges. I fit to smack am!

If I would ever call someone a simp...

I hate that you claim anonymity and open a thread like this to pour out anguish and lay claim to calamity. You're not anonymous, you represent the male population here and so does your actions. Man up!

You need solutions which you already have inbuilt in you. Well...

Read more books and work on your mental health.. consider your mental strength as a muscle that can (and should) be trained to get stronger.

Everyone has an addiction and your's is nothing new. Live with it, deal with it, it's your choice.. but don't come here with that pity shiit. Honestly don't give a fvck.

Addiction kills, though not all. Instead of trying to tackle addictions head on, which is impossible btw, you can always replace one for another.

Overall, never joke with your health, wealth and romantic relationships. You'll be alright.

Kobonaire4:
When in Rome, do as the Romans.

There are a lot of UK citizens in jail abroad because many of them did not follow that simple dictum.

Same for US, same for Nigeria.

You make it sound like some very basic, primal and "normally" ingrained values imprinted in us are lost on others. Now whether I'm in Rome or not shouldn't make me feel entitled to someone's kidneys.. it's not rocket science.

Don't know why I'm thinking you're a sapiosexual ..nurse.

@Hamachi

I normally get these before marriage sef.

Infact without these from a lady, I can't say we're in a relationship of any sorts.

How much did you spend to ship it from Toronto to ikeja and back when you could've easily bought a new one. Ode!

Spending recklessly.

I always caution myself to be frugal with the next batch of money, but the story always changes when it lands.

Guess I'm a big spender.

Omah lay killed it

olaeffect:
Just try and spend all your life in Nigeria ooo🙄

Because this shit you just typed up there can land you in Jail in a sane environment.

I cum in peace🚶🚶🚶🚶

No dey yarn dust.

Like this if I like woman wey I know say one hundred percent she likes me too and rapport dey, oga I go romance am untill she start to moan and beg.

I no send your POV

Lol, what you have is "one-itis" - a very unhealthy infatuation we often mistake for love.

Solution:
Going forward, befriend only girls who are way hotter than Favour and then see if your memory of her will even amount to a shît stain.