Rokiat:
Serious question how old are you?

I can bet you are below 23 yr.

Come on!
A 10 year old me won't spaz that.

The vexing one na say vendors sef turn POS operators.

Na when I wan do transfer for person and e dey ask me to send charges. I fit to smack am!

If I would ever call someone a simp...

I hate that you claim anonymity and open a thread like this to pour out anguish and lay claim to calamity. You're not anonymous, you represent the male population here and so does your actions. Man up!

You need solutions which you already have inbuilt in you. Well...

Read more books and work on your mental health.. consider your mental strength as a muscle that can (and should) be trained to get stronger.

Everyone has an addiction and your's is nothing new. Live with it, deal with it, it's your choice.. but don't come here with that pity shiit. Honestly don't give a fvck.

Addiction kills, though not all. Instead of trying to tackle addictions head on, which is impossible btw, you can always replace one for another.

Overall, never joke with your health, wealth and romantic relationships. You'll be alright.

Kobonaire4:


When in Rome, do as the Romans.

There are a lot of UK citizens in jail abroad because many of them did not follow that simple dictum.

Same for US, same for Nigeria.

You make it sound like some very basic, primal and "normally" ingrained values imprinted in us are lost on others. Now whether I'm in Rome or not shouldn't make me feel entitled to someone's kidneys.. it's not rocket science.

Don't know why I'm thinking you're a sapiosexual ..nurse.

@Hamachi

I normally get these before marriage sef.

Infact without these from a lady, I can't say we're in a relationship of any sorts.

How much did you spend to ship it from Toronto to ikeja and back when you could've easily bought a new one. Ode!

Spending recklessly.

I always caution myself to be frugal with the next batch of money, but the story always changes when it lands.

Guess I'm a big spender.

Omah lay killed it

olaeffect:


Just try and spend all your life in Nigeria ooo🙄

Because this shit you just typed up there can land you in Jail in a sane environment.

I cum in peace🚶🚶🚶🚶

No dey yarn dust.

Like this if I like woman wey I know say one hundred percent she likes me too and rapport dey, oga I go romance am untill she start to moan and beg.

I no send your POV

Lol, what you have is "one-itis" - a very unhealthy infatuation we often mistake for love.

Solution:
Going forward, befriend only girls who are way hotter than Favour and then see if your memory of her will even amount to a shît stain.

See that sellout, what a retard and he's talking about constitution. Like there has been anything constitutional about the general elections so far.

Due process my foot!

jeromestarks:

It's even because of the "no movement" election rule that made her to come spend time with me.
Omo, I couldn't stop looking at her assets.

No dey overthink pvssy jhoor.. I totally hate that shît!

I once had a lady like this your own. I was respecting her boundaries until the day I realized she's not the "holy Mary" she claimed to be - one man with Jeep dey drop her off after choir practice on Saturday. I was so pissed, I made up my mind on what to do.

Next time wey we get rendezvous, omoh na so I press this babe nyash from out of the blue. She shock, I no even look am, I proceeded to squeeze her boobs. Mehn na so this babe land me slap o.

I no come do like person wey dem even slap, na so I grab this babe, put my hand through her dress, had a hand full of her warm nakêd boobs in the cusps of my one hand, come proceed to finger her through her skirt with the other hand. Na there she know say water don pass garri o, come dey tell me "this is wrong, please let's not do this". I come dey agree "it's very wrong", but I still dey smooch am silly.

Na so we do till night fall, she say she wan go house. I say no wahala, at least I don achieve my aim which was to demystify her body.

Funny enough I bin think say she go vex when I call am, but na so we even arrange another meeting and the rest na history.

Omoh, the Koko be say, I no fit dey die inside to bang babe pvssy, then come dey disguise for her front, Lai Lai, bad as e bad, I must press everything wey dey her body.

Buhari has always been a failure. E didn't start today.

That year wey I go understand wetin this "brief illness" mean.
RIP

I don't get this story.. asin you put your dîck inside her pvssy and started thrusting and it remained flat?

If so you should locate the nearest gaybrîel

Na only for 9ja wey thief fit confidently climb nepa pole because the probability say light go dey na 20:80

Any date wey pass bench for park with Coke and pop corn, count me out.

If you wan eat, enter kitchen cook.

Na the one wey still dey her papa house I wan marry.

JackDaAlienz:

Apart from sex and food. Nothing else she contributes. I have told her many times that she should do it for the sake of this economy hardship. I will always forgive her. I don talk talk talk give her OT yet she still saying that she doesn't like Chinese guys. Muthafuckaer I don't like Chinese women but if one rich Chinese woman like me omo I go fucking knack her make her cum daily and get rich too, omo I just dey vex how person go see this kind once in a lifetime opportunity and still mess up

E be like na that sharing formula be her problem. Bruh you wicked o, how she go collect severe dicking come carry 40% give you? That one na for moral support abi wetin..

Just try 10/90 with written agreement of forgiveness whether she no go gree

Fes remove atiku from there. Fulani cannot succeed Fulani.

mayor02:

Yes !! Glad you got the point. Many redpillers get this relationship all wrong, and if you investigate, they are not enjoying a healthy relationship. Always looking for red flags and spreading hate

I've come to realize that they're not dealing with "the girl next door" in their everyday lives but with oloshos, prostîtutes and street girls, that's why they don't see any good in women and are quick to label them hoes and whatnot.

Prostitutés are not a part of a functional society.. hence you only find them in excluded areas. So, anyone judging the wider population of women by the actions of these degenerates is just docile.

They say women are lazy and entitled but they don't consider their physical and mental limitations. Can a woman defend herself against predators who would come for her resources like how a man would, easily? They ignore things like these and also things like, why are women always grouped alongside children? It's crazy.

Apologies for the digression.

Apt.

As a man you must first love yourself with all your heart, women will pick up on these cues subconsciously and fall madly in love with you.

You cannot give what you don't have. The message from OP is simple, love yourself and women will love and respect you. And herein lies the major problem with so called "redpillers" on NL these days. They hate women because they hate themselves and women hate them in return for this. You will see them avoid this thread like a plague.

But when it's a woman-bashing thread, they would've rushed in here with their contributions (insults).

If I were the guy, I'd work remotely with my broken ribs.

How much do you spend on yourself in a month? You can start by increasing that first. This will drastically increase your options of women.

Sirchiboy:
I don't feel anything.
It is like I am pouring fuel inside the fire.
No feelings at all.
Is any lady here to prove me wrong ?

What kind of analogy is this?

Anyway if your dîck is too small to scratch the walls of her vagina, hence you can't feel anything, you can try closing her legs to increase the sensations.

LarochelE:



This woman wasn't like that When I met her and her boy child was really obedient. But I guess things changed when I started confronting her about the lies she told me about the father of her child. I've done a lot for this boy, and I think I deserve to know the truth if at all I'll be taking full responsibility.

Now she refused to unblock me on my WhatsApp and Instagram despite my begging yesterday. Her friend that I sent to her to help me call and beg her did nothing to help the situation. I think that one has interest in me which I had, in the past, constantly told my woman to avoid her.

I've decided to go to her place later this evening. The outcome of our conversation will determine whether we'll still be together long term or not

Omoh, guy you're too caring to a fault, even at your own expense!

How can you work hard for your money and someone will tell you how to spend it in such a rude and disrespectful manner? And you sef wan go beg her when she has clearly shown you that you're just an appendage and she has other options. She doesn't even need you and that's the worst part.

What example are you setting for that her kid? I guess that's why she doesn't even want you correcting him.

Really, I hope you've not sent her that money. Better to play 2 sweet odds like that scammer suggest for first page, than use your hard earned money bring insult to yourself. Chai! WTF

JoeEeL:
Am I right?

Real "I love you" for a woman is when she's climaxing. I don't know of anyone else.

You owe him 150k