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Education / Re: A School Pasted This Against Resumption date On Monday by kenedyx: 8:03pm On Jan 08, 2023
Na this school Tinubu for graduate? grin

Besides they're the ones to refund the parents, obviously the kids have been taught nothing.

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Nairaland / General / Re: People And Hyping by kenedyx: 7:47pm On Jan 07, 2023
Celibacy.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Go About This Disturbing Me As An Only Son by kenedyx: 7:45pm On Jan 07, 2023
Baby mama. QED.
Politics / Re: Atiku To Tinubu: I Was A Customs Officer When You Were Working With Druglords by kenedyx: 9:56pm On Jan 06, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:


Tinubu is a Muslim too, he kept quiet at the murder of Deborah Samuel. He should also tell us about the gruesome murder

Lol, Tinubu is worse of course. Buhari is better than Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: Atiku To Tinubu: I Was A Customs Officer When You Were Working With Druglords by kenedyx: 9:44pm On Jan 06, 2023
Atiku should tell us about Deborah Samuel and her gruesome murder.

Until then he remains non-existent.

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Family / Re: My Neighbor Has The Weirdest Marriage Ever by kenedyx: 9:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
Una enjoy gist finish dey shout op mind your business.. you mind your business when you open thread read?
Anyway op mind your business. Or make friends with them and quench your curiosity.
Politics / Re: Olumba Olumba :the Secret Relationship Between GEJ And Peter Obi by kenedyx: 12:01pm On Jan 01, 2023
Let's rid ourselves of hate filled politics and those who practice it.
That said my preferred candidates in order are;

Obi
Tinubu (BAT creature)
Kwankwaso
Others
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Ended Era Of Godfatherism In Anambra — Bianca Ojukwu by kenedyx: 9:36pm On Dec 31, 2022
iLoveYouToo:



Hehehe grin


E get why dem dey call una zombies

Agbero no be job grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Ended Era Of Godfatherism In Anambra — Bianca Ojukwu by kenedyx: 8:49pm On Dec 31, 2022
iLoveYouToo:



Same Obi that doesn’t give shi shi right?



Just look at the concern in the man's face.
You can't deny it.
BTW that's not money. Know they're stickers.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Ended Era Of Godfatherism In Anambra — Bianca Ojukwu by kenedyx: 8:09pm On Dec 31, 2022
Janiewinkle:


Propaganda. He wasn't sharing money. He was sharing stickers with party logo. I will find the original pics and share. Don't mind APC urchins.

Oh, that's crazy.
Thought it was money. Damn propagandists. They hid these pictures.
Very dirty peeps.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Ended Era Of Godfatherism In Anambra — Bianca Ojukwu by kenedyx: 7:22pm On Dec 31, 2022
kingmaster2009:
Obi was.became the governor of Anambra state through godfatherism....why didn't he reject the offer....


Nyamiri people deceiving themselves

Collect.your money

grin

Where did you get these pictures?
Damn funny the way he's seriously sharing the money.. other thieving politicians would've just thrown it in the air and caused a stampede leading to injuries and even loss of lives.
Obi is such a wise and humble man.

Shame on you afonja urchins.

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Crime / Re: Help! My Worker Absconded With My Money by kenedyx: 2:57pm On Dec 31, 2022
OP stop lying, you're the intending thief trying to rate your chances of escaping justice after you steal your oga's money.

Now listen to me carefully, dead that thought because I will find you and I will catch you.

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Romance / Re: Kids Insulting Their Fathers on Social Media by kenedyx: 2:46pm On Dec 31, 2022
I agree children should respect their fathers but not for those reasons you stated there.

Don't get me wrong they're facts, but biologically speaking, a kid is more important than the father because he is the future, the one carrying the seeds for the next generation. So it's stupid for a father to think he is doing his kid a favour and even abandon him to suffer.

It comes from a state of denial and refusal to accept that the kid is the future and must be protected at all cost. We have a lot to learn from wild animals in this regard.

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Romance / Re: Good Girl No Dey Pay!! by kenedyx: 2:24pm On Dec 31, 2022
Chee59:
To an extent, she's right.
As a decent and morally upright person, you will suffer so much before you make it, if you do.
If you're just starting out without any connections, especially as a lady, you will be expected to give sex for the slightest, tiniest favours.
You will struggle harder than your female friends and wonder why you have almost nothing to show for it, because responsibility and bills will almost choke the oxygen out of you.
You will wonder why your colleague working and earning same amount of salary as you is changing wigs, expensive ones like tissue paper, meanwhile you cant even buy 20k weavon blend.
And you will be tempted. Because you know you have what they have, but yet uprightness is not paying.
Let's not lie to ourselves that "one day" because except you can get out of this country, as a decent lady without any rich family members, sugar daddy or connections, you may keep scraping your mouth on the ground for a long time.

I see potential in you, so I'll advice you.
When you hear the phrase "bad girl" it is totally different from gold-digging. An example of a bad girl is rihanna, or Miley cyrus. Men love bad girls, especially the ones who are good to them (read madonna wh.ore complex).
Everyone hates a gold digger, a leech and a parasite and that's what you're describing and tending towards. It screams broke and cheap and no man values that...except to deposit cum and pass to their buddy..and I believe you don't want that, especially not for money you can make by yourself.
Bad girls make their own money and they do "bad" things for fun and not desperation. So they can't be used and they retain their self worth and respect.
Romance / Re: Best Time To Have S*X by kenedyx: 1:59pm On Dec 31, 2022
If I no wake up with erection in the morning, I know there's a problem. I pity any towtow wey dey ground that time.
Romance / Re: Does Anyone Know The Instagram Handle Of This Female Cop Please by kenedyx: 1:44pm On Dec 31, 2022
Is that not you in toilet slippers in front? You shouldn't have bothered blurring yourself..your blackness inspires midnight.

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Romance / Re: I Don’t Want To Die Unmarried – Single Woman Cries Out by kenedyx: 3:15am On Dec 31, 2022
This one's still chasing clout. If you really ready for marriage, you know what to do. Unless you want to tell me no guy has ever approached you but then you'd be lying.
All those men you rejected, now is the time to put a ring on one of them if you're serious indeed.

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Politics / Re: Please Forgive Me, Lie Mohammed Begs Nigerians by kenedyx: 6:53pm On Dec 30, 2022
May God in his infinite mercy punish you Lai.
Just like the zombie ranting above, Moh247, all you know is to defend evil and twist facts to suit your narrative and that of your slave masters.
You may think you're intelligent, but believe me your dignity has been sold for a plate of porridge and at the expense of your own brothers.
Tinubu may win because he's more politically Savage than the rest but that doesn't mean he's the best candidate we need atm.
And even if Obi doesn't win, no wahala, we did our best and posterity will judge us all.

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Romance / Re: Guys,can You Date These Ladies For All The Riches In The World? by kenedyx: 6:33pm On Dec 30, 2022
Sterioids.. nothing to see here
Sports / Re: Pele Visited Nigeria In 1969 And The Civil War was stopped To Honour Him by kenedyx: 4:34pm On Dec 30, 2022
Fes remove Ronaldo from that list.

Who slap me? grin
On a serious note though, Pele is like the M. Ali of football. Undisputed GOAT.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Indonesia May Take Nigeria To Court Because Of Tinubu by kenedyx: 11:14am On Dec 30, 2022
There's no criminal as hardened as a druglord/kingpin. This mummy-like creature, BAT steals everything from manifestos, to public funds and other people's achievements, you just name it.
Tinubu is a hardened crook and a thief, a Pablo Escobar wannabe that can only amount to an ekuke.
Come 2023, we'll package him and his belongings inside one of his rickety BRT buses and ship him back to Iragbiji.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me All Of A Sudden by kenedyx: 9:22pm On Dec 29, 2022
Interesting. She's playing the damsel in distress card.. one of the oldest methods of seduction.
Normally, I'll just respond to her like I would a little child and make her understand she can't always get what she wants.
BTW she's still very much interested in the relationship, that one is for sure. I don't see any breakup here.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Did You Do With Your First Salary? by kenedyx: 7:07pm On Dec 28, 2022
Eastcoastboy:


What sort of job did you do at 16 that paid you 36k.

I was (still am) a graphic designer. I got a 'big' job then to print 1000 copies of a poster. That boosted my salary because I get paid based on how much i make for the company.

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Politics / Re: "My Apologies To Anyone That I Have Offended" - Governor El-rufai by kenedyx: 5:00pm On Dec 28, 2022
Now that your pathway to Aso Rock has been obscured and the one to your retirement home is crystal clear, you want to ask for forgiveness. May you die from shortness of breath. Wicked elf.

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating Then I Did This by kenedyx: 4:43pm On Dec 28, 2022
henrybangs44:


If you read well u see where I said "I dont give in expectation of loyalty " I just give to anyone around me. It's my nature.

About 2023, one useless girl cannot stop me from going after more girls. Even Joseph was betrayed by his blood.. did he stop loving people?

The important thing is I don't expect anything from anyone that's why I don't get heart broken.

I'm not sure I genuinely love and trusted any girl since my high-school heartbreak. It's only a fool that will completely trust any relationship. I'm not that low minded

Seriously my only issue is the money you spent on that hoe. For her not to appreciate you enough to be faithful while in a 'committed' relationship says a lot about both of you.

She didn't value your help because she didn't deserve it.. she prolly had ten other guys financing her as well, hence you weren't indispensable and she made sure to rub it in your face.

You want to help someone, you couldn't find someone around you in a verifiable and downtrodden condition to help, instead you were busy financing a gf's whoring lifestyle thinking you're helping somebody in need.

You need to understand the difference between a mugu and a good Samaritan.

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Politics / Re: Wike And His G-5 Are Now BATified - Reno Omokri by kenedyx: 4:07pm On Dec 28, 2022
tinsel:
The kind of insults and abuse Wike will receive from Obidients only God knows. I will stay one corner and read them all.

grin grin grin
Obidients no dey take rubbish. But I reserve my curses for now till it's confirmed. In the meantime, Wike's still my man.
Crime / Re: My Biological Father Told Me That He Is Sexually Attracted To Me by kenedyx: 3:56pm On Dec 28, 2022
We4all:


You dey ment? So taking care of their babies is now a sort of sexual practice? This is why I said that women should stop breastfeeding male kids. They don't deserve it!

I want to believe you're stupid. Does taking care of a baby involve getting sexual gratification from handling them? Are you aware women get aroused when they get suckled on by their toddlers? So imagine when a mother keeps breastfeeding her baby way beyond the breastfeeding age.

There are women who touch/play with their toddler's penis and even crack jokes about their miniature erection, sometimes to the amusement of her friends around.

Some women leave their kids walking around the house stark naked.. this particular one has almost become a norm in this part of the world.

These and many more are all forms of abuse and not just for male children, even females too.
Crime / Re: My Biological Father Told Me That He Is Sexually Attracted To Me by kenedyx: 1:49pm On Dec 28, 2022
Women perform all sorts of sexual practices on their year-old-babies, including cunnilingus, so let's not pretend as if this is only peculiar to men. Just that men still carryout this behavior even on there mature children who then speak out.
The number of children molested by their own parents at a very tender age is way higher than any of you can imagine.

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