How did you cum while fixing a condom? I don't get.

For me it was like a litmus test for my ex then, I always wanted to confirm if her moans were actually real.

Her dad was calling and she dare not miss it or it would end in trouble for her because he was a very strict disciplinarian, but then she didn't want me to stop either and neither did I, so she made me promise to go slow.

I obliged until I noticed from her free flow of speech on the phone that she had become way too comfortable with my shallow strokes, much to the chagrin of my libidinal ego. So, with my next thrust I aimed for her uterus.. mehn the "yesssiiiiiiiirr" she managed to muster sent chills down my spine.. the cum that followed for me was inevitable and pure bliss. We shared a moment right there.

She quickly ended the call, but the damage had already been done on the other side. Guess she really wanted to let her daddy know she'd come of age now. I felt so evil.

OP now feeling like a crown princess since the coming to power of his druglord.

Needless to say he's very inconsequential both in the secondary and grand scheme of things.

Abeg swerve!

Shouldn't be a surprise. Women envy men, especially for our penis. Renowned psychoanalyst, Freud, called this "penis envy".

Women have housed this envy since realizing during pre-adolescence that the boys they played with naked as little kids had a penis while theirs' was absent or "missing"

Your girl is obviously conscious and open about it, too. Which is a good thing because she will be less likely to act on it (think trans and tomboys).

I see no issue here.

I really don't look like what I've been through.. just a handsome face that doesn't tell half the story.

Hidden beneath the poker face is hurt and disappointments.. others can't see it, or maybe it's that they feel I'm too privileged to complain.

I once told my roomie back then that my skin is too dull and it seems I'm loosing lots of nutrients.. he told me if he could only have this my present skin tone, he would really appreciate it. I was later diagnosed with jaundice.

I told my ex then I was experiencing the worst moments of my existence and needed a break and she said.. but even at what I say is my worse, I'm still better than 60% of the guys out there. I really didn't appreciate the compliment, knowing fully well I was in a state of depression-induced quarter life crisis and didn't even feel better than my neighbour's dog.

When it comes to empathy, my face tells the exact opposite of what's on my mind and a lot of people have been hurt by this perceived nonchalance.

Well, so what can I do? I'm so misunderstood!

You didn't state if she's financially stable..

She should be able to take care of the baby and give it a quality life.

Additionally, regardless of what she says, you should be ready to send monthly allocations for the baby's upkeep and perform your fatherly duties whether from a distance.

That baby must not suffer because of its parents' stvpidity.

I want to believe her cooking is top notch. Otherwise guys are just feasting on her sultry vibes.

I would've supported Kuti if the officer had attacked him first.. but attacking first even as the officer appeared to be remorseful was very wrong.

That officer has no business being in a police uniform.. he's too timid, was on duty without a partner and didn't have his assault rifle on him.

Obi is but a vessel.. so let him keep apologizing to those who need it for their battered egos.

What I like about obidients is they don't take crap nor mediocrity, no matter how highly placed it comes from. And they have an abundance of facts always available to back up any claim.

They're savages.

Cutehector:
If u think post nut clarity is not real,

There was someone in the bible who was lusting after hiis sister so badly, immediately after he took advantage of her virginity, he hated her.

Show me a very beautiful woman, and i will show you a brother who is tired of fvcking her.

Lol, you're already quoting Bible so it's definitely a guilt trip thing. Getting rid of that guilty mentality should be your main focus for now.

Personally? Post nut clarity ke, when max 10 mins later a brother will be talking round 2. Unless say the babe no just follow at all, asin UG.

Justkatty:
Atleast she told him from onset that she came because of the cash, that alone should have made him know whenever the money finishes she won't be interested again.

So me sef blame the Ken.

What sorcery!

Whoever accepts these useless terms and conditions from a girl in the first place deserves to be banned entirely from the dating world.

Heck, I'm actually the type to require her adding mentally, emotionally and otherwise to the relationship.

Verified cheat code 💯

Jealousy plotline works because once a girl has seen that another girl is happy being with you, it has saved her the stress of finding out for herself whether or not you're a good romantic partner, so she'll definitely be much more receptive to you.

Basically, a guy with a babe is a 110% more likely to get another babe than a lonely and single guy.

Konji na your mate?

You no fit carry umbrella go buy her drugs, or use warm towel cool her temperature.. na to put the tip in. Ode!

somehow:


Do they normally give the interview questions to invitees before the interviews?

Fair enough. Him being a SAN though, I'm still not about to cut him any slack.

And you couldn't check before coming on air and granting a live interview..

These crop of leaders are the worst

Olumighty123:
Oraimo 20000Mah for sale, few months used. Ogba, Lagos state. Price is 6k.

4k, serious buyer

My elder sis once tried to hook me up with a sugar mummy to marry (me?)

I don't know why she thought I needed a woman to take care of me though, but I believe she only wanted the best for me.

Needless to say I turned it down. I really hate the idea of dating someone already familiar with my friends and family.. I'd rather be the one who introduces her to them. Make more sense to me.

This is so unprecedented..

Asin wtf that clause in the constitution actually means is not even my issue, but that a president elect can be so unpopular in the fct that he did not only fail to win there, but couldn't even get up to 25% of votes.. it's sickening and near nauseating.

Don't even tell me Buhari didn't win there also, like we all don't know those elections were rigged, too.

Really it's a breath of fresh air that Nigerians have actually begun to question these mysterious happenings and demand answers and I only pray the courts to be incorruptible in her judgments this time around.

Funny how tax payers, who make up the remaining 50% that won't be benefiting from this palliative, will be the ones that bear the brunt of repayment.. for their quota system beneficiaries.

What a dysfunctional system!

With that him mouth that's always loaded to burst forth with the next batch of lies from the pits of hell.

advanceDNA:


Hmmm...interesting angle....
U mean the subtle rape accusation with no serious consequences afterwards is probably a smoke screen to keep presenting herself as the holy babe who only had sex because her boyfriend raped her...?? hmmmm!!! To add small weight to you inference...he did say she's religious asf though.....

Of course.. it's the only angle you can actually get closure to the story.

The pantless waist massage, why she keeps coming back, why she only "reported" to her bestie which is to further absolve her conscience so she can enjoy the sex even more thoroughly, why the guy is still proposing and why she's definitely daydreaming about a honeymoon rn.

Queendera already put it quite succinctly.. God bless that soul.

ashawopikin:
just see the rubbish wey u type? Person say, she TESTED positive after 10 days of having sex and here u are contradicting yourself by saying it takes about 2weeks for it to show up in test results. Na so Dem take dey pin person pikin for una head. You are the rookie here

Ode, "about 14 days" means it could be less or more depending on body system. Dem go teach una everything?

Can't relate.. remember I couldn't wait to leave my parents house and start making my own money.

Though I know a thing about phobias, they can be nerve wrecking and even induce paralysis.

See, not everyone must get married (you can be a nun) but if that's what you truly want then you must take baby steps and realize that a phobia is just like virtual reality.. it's not real. Remind yourself that you're in control of what you experience and you have the power to change or eject yourself from any unpleasant situation and start to exercise this power from the get go.

You'll be alright.

saladinnoir:


That's what I'm thinking to. But her vagina was so tight when i slept i had to struggle to get in there so i didn't think anyone had slept with her recently.

Forget that rookie.. pregnancy can happen within 3 days (reason why postinor 2 is almost useless after said period of time) but it takes about 2 two weeks for it to show up in test results.

It's yours. You can try running another test to rule out a false positive.

Abeg if na opera free 50mb you dey use no comment for this thread.

They've brought back this lying machine from the pits of hell..

Monogamy:


That time in particular is what I am mostly concerned about.

With so many things do with one's time, why should it be wasted on ladies.

Funnily, the womanizers are the most jealous people

Lols, just few days ago I had this very argument with the boys.

You see bro, what you consider a waste of time might just be the "fuel" that keeps someone else's engine running.

I know a guy that busts his ass day and night at his job and rakes in cool dough .. just so he can spend it all on hard drugs.

For those who didn't know he was a very hard-working guy but for the rest of us who knew well...

An abundance of babes and spare time.