₦airaland Forum

I misplaced mine and did not bother to replace it because my finger feels a lot of relief without it.

Sorry. Get insecticide (fleet) and spray for some days, they will vanish. Had a worse experience in school, the first food i ever cooked after months of hunger and surviving on snacks in the hostel was a delicious concoction rice which was finished by soldier ants in the middle of the night while i was asleep.

Westerhoffe:
Did he tell you he has?
Be wary of what you say trying to be funny.

A lot of them will be used as fire wood in hell.

Hardeywale05:
Lol, I'm serving in a small company and the stipend is 25K. Which Top company even accepts corper? Getting small company for PPA is even very difficult aside real estate companies. It's just very hard

Then why not look for another PPA that will not be costing you so much on transport, or is that the only company that does what you studied in school? It is well sha.

kokoA:
Nnamdi Azikiwe that forced us together na idoma man?

God bless you for this response to that ignoramus.

Hardeywale05:
My to and fro is 2500 and I'm a corp member. I'm serving in lekki

I want to believe you are serving in Chevron or one of these top paying companies?

NwaAmaikpe:




I have never seen a government so proactive and strategically sound. I must commend them for doing this because enough is enough.

I also can not stand pastors fleecing salary earners of their January salaries in the guise of first fruit, if I was President, I'd delay their January salary as well.

How can you rationalize sowing all your salary as seed? How can you be patriotic to God when you are not patriotic to your country?

Our country is broke and since we all agree that Federal civil servants do not even need their January salaries for anything.
That money should be allocated to our leaders so they can travel the world and bring back development for us.

That is patriotism.

You have taken that your thing again early this morning.

Liveair:
Quite unfortunate.
But where was his saviour when they attacked him?
So all the promises of protection in the Bible failed him?
Ah! This God of the white man.

But why did the god of the blacks couldn't save the black man from the white colonialists?

VeryWickedMan:
So who will take over his Nairaland mod duties now?

Lol. Na today i agree say u be a verywickedman true.

YoungLionken:
Can any good news come out from the country for once ?! Even if it's an award on the best in animal hunting and bush burning, I don't mind at this point...

In that case, I hereby award you the best funny comment so far on the first page. I think that is something good coming out of the country?

cjswitch:
SOLD

Better.

BUSHHUNTER:
A drunk man is more intelligent than four women with PhD.




Fact.

Chai, I want dash you chieftancy titles: 1. Odogwu alpha male and 2. Igwe of redpillers.

cjswitch:
15.6"

Battery needs to be changed, when not connected to internet, it last longer compared to when it is connected to internet

Like how many minutes when connected to internet?

psalmz:
I later found out it was from tbe gear box, there is a pin, that holds it when u put it on park, when u park your vehicle and u dont use your hand break, the weight of the vehicle rest on the gear box, with time it wears out there by giving it clearance

Best parking habit: when the car has come to a complete stop, engage the hand break first (parking break) before you shift the gear to park position. By doing this your car will be securely parked and wont rest on the gear.

Sign of a blown top gasket, replace top gasket. What car is it? cc: GAZZUZZ

Lucasinho:
@the bolded, Something is not adding up here.

It's simple naw, the Governor is ordering investigation into both the accidental killing of Prof. Richard and the mob action that killed the security guard who fired the accidental shot.

teebozz:
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deyplay:
as if he can do anything to them if they have lost

He can do a lot oh! He can order NFF to sack the coach, he can withhold their allowance, he can cut their budgetary allocation etc.

robosky02:
Angola has qualified for the Quarter Finals of the AFCON

How they qualified

Group stage

Angola 1-1 Algeria

Mauritania 2-3 Angola

Angola 3-0 Burkina Faso


Round of 16

Angola 2-0 Namibia

Round of 16, is it not Angola 3-0 Namibia?

Doolove:
That's as good as kissing the relationship goodbye, I tried it once and he moved on like I didn't exist. I still had to call him to sort things out. I am a beautiful lady and guys are flocking around me but it doesn't faze him, if I try to make him jealous he would tell me to move on to the next guy if I feel he is not good enough for me.

Since you've bn in d relatnshp, wot is ur gain? Its like u r enjoyng d emotional torture from him and making him enslave u. If u make d mistake of marrying dis type of guy, u will live d rest of ur life in regret and torment. Dump his sorry ass, 1st week, 2nd week, he wud tink its a joke, 3rd or 1 month later he will come to apologise dat he has changed. Never, I repeat, never accept him back b'cos he will do anytin to tie u down cos he may neva find anoda mumu like u again and u will blame ursef for staying, let him perish with his yeye remote job he wants to get 4 u. I'M A MAN AND I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

DivinegiftofGod:
Why do some of you men lose their senses the moment they hear sex?

Do you know the risk you're about to take? Of course you won't know because the only thing occupying your brain now is sex.

One, shes pregnant with another mans child.
Two. She claimed the man has not done anything on her which may be true and may also not be true; you don't know and you're inviting her over. What if she dies in your house during sex? Then you'll blame the devil.

What are you even thinking trying to have sex with a pregnant woman you're not responsible for her pregnancy. Do you people even have conscience or a working brain at all?

This one shock me , I no go lie.

So the girl that is offering herself plus her pregnancy to him for a free sense get sense abi. You think it's only guys that lose their sense cos of sex, what about the girls that open their legs anyhow for anything that has erection?

laivwire:
To avoid VIO and FRSC wahala.

God bless you. You're the only one that has said what I was looking for. There are no VIO and FRSC officers on the road at night so the vehicle can be overloaded with household properties.

Is anything wrong with the girl you are dating? Is it ur aunt and mum that will teach u how to live ur life? If u know it is ur parent dat will be controlling ur life, pls dont marry dat girl because she wont enjoy marrying a man that is still a mama's toy. She deserves a better man dat will not be tied to his aunt and mom's apron.

Imagine! Where is IPOB/ESN when you need them most? If it is to harrass innocent people going about their lawful businesses on Monday, IPOB/ESN will be having erection. But to face bandits and defend their people, they suddenly become impotent.

Obiedun:
You must be a kid then

Why do you people easily call others kids if they dont know much about something? He/she may be someone who is not so versatile nah, haba.

CharleyBright:
Big Fat lies
Dey fool yourselves.
Supporter Club will be carrying their monies to travel every dey follow all Nigerian teams up and down?
Do you know how much is return ticket and accomodations to just SOuth Africa that is near?
The FG is taking care of the expenses and sponsors are funding the supporters club.
Continue to deceive yourself.

I owe you no further clarification. Continue to wallow in the figment of your own wrong assumption since you enjoy it.

CharleyBright:
This man is still President of Supporters Club for over 40yrs now?
Since I was a child, he was president and I know the Supporters Club monies he has been whacking since.
It might surprise people how much Monies and estacodes the FG and sponsors are pumping into the Supporters club. As supporters club, they travel a lot for all the tiers of football matches anywhere in the world.
The Supporters club is their own oil well. These people just dey use juju to sit tight in office. Mehnnnn, president of Supporter Club for over 40yrs...

What rubbish are you saying, do you think the supporters club receive any allocation from govt or collect contributions from supporters? Is it govt that is owing coaches and athletes that will be paying supporters. Let me educate you, supporters are just passionate fans that sponsor their own trips, feeding and accommodation to encourage their team win games.

Jimafe31:
God bless you admin for bringing this life changing news to front page, I mean after seeing this, I felt so motivated and it changed my whole life , now I'm a successful person and became a trillionaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 8 Grammys , 3 Noble prize award. I became a GCFR, GCON, CFR on the same day. Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this, thank you so much admin.

Stop jaking weed, you say no. Now look at what you have done to yourself. Read what you wrote above, does it make any sense to you?

Jennyclay:
That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a criminal .

An armed robber is also a murderer, and a murderer is also a rapist and a kidnapper.

And you are all of them Mr Man!!

Biko, he should be sentenced to life imprisonment!!

Criminal!! Nonsense men!!

Whoever that raped you and turned a pretty lady like you against all men shall not die well and shall rot in hell, amen.

Kobojunkie:
Are campus eateries in Nigeria subsidized?

Ask from your alma mata if you have one.