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fxbot:
kai,,, bros, u for kukuma collect 50 or 60 percent na. Someone says he has no laptop, canzçt you at least help him so he can get a laptop of his own? You are being myopic. I don't mean to insult u o.

mobiss just PM me or drop ur email.

You are the one that is atcually myopic all in a haste to make a comment.
Point 1. You somehow missed the first part of my advice and most important one, where I told him to borrow laptop from somone close to him and SORT the person once he is paid. Which is actually the most likely option, I would take to get the job done to my satisfaction

Point 2. A data entry job of $400 not $4 is definitely going to be a heavy and time consuming job. So I should do it free because he has no laptop? Waste my time, energy and fuel for $0. Are you thinking this right or you are just commenting to paint me bad in front of him, so he contacts you instead? You don't have to answer that question.

Mayfrank:
When last did u read ur bible

#facepalm. What the f*ck do I need a book of fairy tales, mass murder, rape, incest for? A book filled with fictitious and illogical stories e.g 5 loaves fed 5000 people.

Mayfrank:
wats d essence of traffic, The right mindset is satisfaction alone.

1. You know quite well that the contents of that link you want us to read could be simply posted here instead of directing us to your blog. That's begging for traffic!

2. The owner of that blog is a certain Franklin Ukah, is it a coincidence that you who posted that link here has ' MayFrank ' as his I.D. ? Is this not evidence of begging for traffic?

It's normal to see upcoming Bloggers spam forums and find ways to direct traffic to their blogs but you pretending not to be doing the same right here on this thread with glaring evidence is just pure dishonesty.

Got busted, blames it on girlfriend/p*ssypower. Girlfriend forgets him in 5 seconds(No one likes a criminal) and starts shagging the next guy. Guy you are on your own oooo!

ifeness:
What's the point of your his thread?

To direct traffic to his blog. It's quite obvious!

HCpaul:
In the name of JESUS, i beheld you out of this thread like a lightning spark from heaven.

sonofLucifer is still on this thread.Maybe, jesus didn't hear you the first time Pray Louder, jesus is probably thinking or busy or travelling (1 Kings 18:27 sounds familiar right )

mobiss:
Hello House mates,

I just got a "Excel & Google sheet-Data Entry" job on upwork and is worth $400, am so happy about it when I saw the message from the client this morning, never envisaged this will be happening earlier.

The only thing that will cut me off from this job now is that I don't have a Laptop to execute this job now. And I don't want a bad or inciting record for myself on the platform. What do you think I should do?

Find someone close to you who has laptop na borrow it with the intention of sorting the person out once you are paid or contact moi, I will do the job for you for 35% of your $400.

eniolaamoda:
Pls boss how can i get the email of the american embassy in nigeria and also for the nigerian interpol

And also how exactly can i petition a email to them i mean the format for doing that.

Google bro! Google it! Don't understand why people will always refuse to pay someone what they owe with silly excuses like he was rude. It's my money dammit!

Men, that dude's back is broken! See genius punishment

Post the story here jor, we are not clicking that link.

Nina4u:
pentecostal dear ..

Alright, good luck with your ''SUNDAY'' and ''SATURDAY'' going to church discussion.

Nina4u, are you an Adventist?

Funny thread! .Easy kids, no need to argue, make empty boasts and unnecessarily insult people's parents ! At the end of the day, everything boils down to human's selfish needs. You do what is best for you! Broke guys and ladies, female and male Gold diggers e.t.c five years after you must have married all these nomenclatures won't matter anymore. The hustle becomes real then!

Honesty007:
Today,youthful men are jobless because ladies keep getting jobs withthe help of seducing spirit.


Watch out for part 2

Seriously?Two things to note from the above silly conclusion:

1. Avoid entirely that there are simply few or no jobs for graduates, even for foreign trained graduates with MSc and each year you have over 100 000 added to the pool of the unemployed.

2. As usual with dumb religious teachings, put the blame of jobless unemployable males on females.

Just SMH!

God had been condemning science from the book of genesis, because the spiritual origin and etymology of science is from wicked imagination.

EPIC FAIL!

Let's go there! Allez les bleus!

Interesting thread! Will see how this will pan out as it's part of my plans to get some savings into this agriculture of a thing. Bonne Chance djdoxxx!

Humblebloke:
If your god told you to kill an atheist, would you

Brilliant! Now this one deserves a thread of its own.

hahn:
It's an e-church though and it's in the works. We cannot allow our disbelief in a deity prevent us from benefitting from the business of Christianity

We don't even have to perform any miracles. Just make them "believe" they've received a miracle and we're good to go

Yes oo, that's where the illusion part comes in! Have you heard of the pastor that was arrested over a device that gives electric shock. Here's the link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1301843

johnydon22:

The church with not so rich people is here fighting over millions and embezzlement makes you wonder who exactly is here to help the other.. The church or the poor masses?

Johnny dem say billion, U dey talk of million!

Hahn, where U dey? Abeg, make me your assistant Pastor for that your new church and head of miracle department. Criss Angel has taught me some of his illusion skills and I believe with a little bit of engineering background we can make SUPERNATURAL MIRACLES and a hell lot of money.

Who takes pictures of an adult taking a dump and post it on social media?

Selling and buying of pirated DVD/CDs is equivalent to STEALING the intellectual property of the owner. You do not need any 10 commandments for that! It's common sense. Same thing goes for tweaking and all sorts of free browsing tricks/cheats.

plappville:
Why do u always think tbere is Despiration in Christianity? Its a choice to be a christian. No brainwashing, no compulsion.

I was going to make reference to the above, then I saw the quote below:

plappville:
Try cut off ur finger and glue it back instantly you will see it will attach again u will only obsarved the sore. Dont expect Goliath's family to bury him without his head.
Sure they might have joined the head to his body bufore putting him to the earth.

Someone please tell me this is just sarcasm! Can christians be this silly?

Why do these new NL christians think once you poke a hole in their claim you are automatically a muslim? They get defensive and start talking sh*t about Islam that I don't even care about.

What's the point of Islamic topics making frontpage if the thread will not go past page 0 due to censorship? It should have remained in their secluded zone/section, since no one is going to bother commenting. Frontpage topics should be open to all!

Comedy at its best! Just strolling by anyway, thread not worth the energy!

paxonel:
[b] some of you go to church in places far away from home, you will pay transport or fuel your car, these are extra expenses you ignore and tomorrow you complain,what are you using money for? [/b]the naira do not have value.
meanwhile you end up hearing the same word you have been hearing from your pastors from day one, no new messages. Yet bible still remain a mystery to you.

This part baffles me among you guys. There's a RCCG 30 footsteps away from my gate, a Catholic church just down the street, Dunamis church before you enter the street, Winners at the main entrance of the estate yet my neighbour will prefer to drive 50 minutes to a different church in Area 1 in his old and ailing golf, putting his wife and baby through unnecessary stress.

I thought all the churches preach the same tithe/hellfire/heaven noise ? Why not just walk to the RCCG or Dunamis which are closer and receive same message? Or the god in those churches are different?

I hate Superman movies. Most boring superhero ever. I would like to see standalone movies(Sans Avengers team) for Black widow and Hawkeye, less superpower more action!

Truth in its pure undiluted form!

Is this a day to day snail farming activity thread? I'd love to raise snails in Abuja where I am located. Maybe I can get some ideas from the contribution here. Cheers!

#TeamWeLoveCossy'sBoobs

Quote Me Anywhere

For a split second, I fell for the originality of the female receptionist thinking it was a human, till reality set in and I remembered androids were created to be near humans.

Was watching the stuff on BBC, until bad belle PHCN cut the power at the place where the reporters luggage was being carried by the robot-porter.