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Just because it's not burger or any of those your silly boring sandwiches with fried POTATOES does not mean there are ugly. I'm certain one yeye American blogger must have come up with this list.

We could as well use social media to send his ass to jail. #ProsecuteNa'allahNow

Blizzy9ja:
Your thinking is too shallow... Is marriage all that matters to you?

Olufemiolaolu:
Marriage isnt a must mumu.

Calm down guys, it's just a harmless joke by the OP. Where's your sense of humour?

deewhone:
Nigeria needs this

I disagree. We need a fully kitted mobile hospital ! Yes, I said it H-O-S-P-I-T-A-L ! With automatic authority to take care of gunshot and other related wounds!
Of what use is a super fast ambulance when Lagos traffic jams are present everywhere even on Sundays?

Bad Belle People everywhere! Even if Ben Bruce takes in fresh air it is obvious you will still complain. In other News, Ben Murry Bruce for President jare! #commonsenseman

Xmas,xtians,god,a.llah, Mo (DBUH),chisos, sky daddy

E be like I go open photo studio as second stream of income as na Pre-Wedding photo dey rain nowadays!

Happy Married Life @OP

matrixme:
These people are so out of touch with trends just like their crappy tv platform. I am not saying Kanu is not a great guy oo but this is 2015 where they could have chosen a younger musical icon that people can better relate with! Who advises Startimes?

Both the Old and middle-aged Nigerians, North+South+East+West not just Lagos, who are actually income earners and can purchase a startimes decoder can/will relate more to Kanu Nwankwo the footballer who helped score the memorable equaliser against Brazil, than some untalented young musical icon whose only claim to fame does not transcend beyond Lagos state( Na only Lagos Startimes wan sell their decoder for?) and fans that are relatively the young ones probably still depending on their parents for pocket money.

1feness:
It's nice to know he is well known for that. Since he wasn't going to tell me about his god,I couldn't say whether I agreed with him or not.

Actuallly, I never discussed with him before but from the pattern of his choice of comments/replies on this thread, one can easily discern and predict.

1feness:
Imagine this question. You claimed there is a god and you want the person you are trying to convince to prove it doesn't exist. How logical

An examiner can only attend to your project if you present it. So far you have presented nothing. So nothing to disprove.

Kikiki! I was waiting for that question! I just knew he would ask you to prove there is no god as his reply. Johny's example of asking them to prove there's no red cup on the table comes to mind!

https://www.nairaland.com/2694924/100-christian-prove-hindu-god#39420976

unicislander:
I concur with this post. Concerning this matter, this is my position too. Because it is acceptable in Nigeria does not mean it will be acceptable elsewhere.

Taaaa! I disagree at the bolded phrase! That many people have decided to keep quiet in Nigeria in order not to be tagged as Satan,witch,wizard e.t.c by the brainwashed sheeple does not mean it is acceptable by all here. I have been in a coaster bus back in 2011(Abuja),sat close to the door while the dude who was preaching kept BAPTISING me with saliva. No matter how hard I tried to change position in the already congested bus I was doomed for the saliva baptism .

I wanted to tell him to shut it and stop the saliva baptism but decided against it before fellow sheeples mob me unnecessarily!

Another scenario, same route but another coaster bus and a different Pastor while Political platform debate was on the radio, most passengers fully engaged by the debate I can not remember the topic been discussed. Suddenly this so called pastor stands up and starts shouting preaching at the top of his voice, just to be louder than the radio and be forcefully heard. Before, I could say Jack Robinson, passengers immediately reprimanded him to seat hi a*s down , that there was time for everything. Come see shame for Oga pastor face, dude had to come down before their usual bus stop!

Kids actually do model but in kid's clothes and kiddy poses not what I'm seeing in those pictures. Those are 18+ poses! Let the parents of that kid grow some brains dammit!

It's harmattan people! Fire can spread easily like it's being fed with petrol during this period and can be started by just an electric spark or the use of an inferior electrical appliance. Why all this unnecessary bile and hatred?

Software202:
who's here?

You are taking too long to post on PHP. 3 to 4 days interval sometimes a week, damn that's too long. Eager people will and are getting less interested. Drop it like it's hot and watch newbies follow the thread and even bombard you with PHP questions!

Good work all the same!

Soap010:
Aw true z dis cos i dy anticipate ooo

Very true! I don't kid with matters like this!

Alert just entered! MtchEeew! Other IPPIS guys will get theirs soon, still angry though at the delay!

Catch some and 'Barbecue' them in the full glare of the other annoying monkeys! That should scare them away.

Abeg, Igala and Igbira make una carry una wahala go Kogi state and let us in Abuja see peace jare.

When asked such question, don't just go dumb/silent or give plain answer as 2 . Give a SMART 2 to 3mins response in that respect, for fvcksake you are a graduate act like one! 1+1 can be anything(e.g infinity), how you are able to convince me (the interviewer) that 1+1 is infinity is what I am after I.e your thought process.

Abrahamic religions and its attendant ignorant actions !

Finally, another real thread makes front page not all does silly threads with lists they usually churn out from romance section.

frank317:
His ORIGINAL PLAN for man was to be perfect but man messed it up
His ORIGINAL PLAN for Satan was to be a perfect angel but Satan became evil.

Your god must be a failure. Do you know what happens to people who fail twice? They are demoted.

I bet his ORIGINAL PLAN for heaven will still fail.

Classic!

sylvalord:
SMH.. Your post is hilarious.

sylvalord:
perfectly? This world is perfect to you? AH, you are a Joke.

Welcome to the world of H.C.Paul

Boy o boy ! That moment when you are desperately seeking for shelter from the cardboard houses built by Abrahamic faiths and indoctrinated in you since birth but the vibration alone caused by the bulldozer of logic keeps tearing them apart!

Not how long but how well (Can't believe I'm also using that phrase). You can go 100 rounds or last 20 years in bed if your woman is not satisfied na OYO. You are not good in bed! The satisfaction starts from pre-intimacy.

C'est grave So if the OP's parents were struggling to eat 3 square meals a day, he/she would still be asking this silly question with an obvious answer! Mehn, religion (especially the Abrahamic faiths) truly blocks all avenue of logical reasoning.

3 down, millions of charlatans Pastors to go.

Monitor Lizard week! Every week there's always a monitor lizard thread on frontpage. I was beginning to think the craze had died down after two weeks without it making frontpage until this thread resurfaced again.

Niyinficient:
Now, see the Yoruba Version: Exercise Book = ede times Ede, remi coni iya, segun elere boolu, odabo odabo kayode!

Omo, I miss those good days! Whr there existed btw us kids, no tribal sentiments, no hate words, no faggotasses, no paedophile, no rapist! Everything was so good, so natural!

I'm nostalgic! Wish I could still go back to those days.

Make una update our goal na! Shuo

Seriously?

Attack is too strong a word to use in this context . I would go with 'poke holes' in christian ideologies/logic instead. I still have social relations with my christian and muslim friends, infact these friends are considered and seen first as human beings to me before any other categorization. I doubt if same actions would be transferred to someone I attack.