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Incoherent gibberish . Does the OP even know what an html file is?

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ifeness:
Back to brainwash. Once a slave always a slave regardless of educational qualifications.

Nah, she won't last a ''slave'' (Too strong a word in this context). She looks too smart to be tied down by shackles of religion . A matter of time she will go back to being just 'raisedcatholic' and nothing else.

The joke is actually on Yvonne, that short waist-twisting Calabar boy really did a number on her , she's finding it difficult to get over his bedmatic action. Guess that stereotype about Calabar folks and sex skills are true. Turning violent and insultive unnecessarily on every 9ja boy won't help your case Yvonne, just get another calabar man! Case close !

Peanut abi grain of sand! Na wa ooo! 10k,12k 15k! What will you do with that? Already internet subscription and fuel money( Car+Generator) go collect that 15k from my hand in a matter of days! These teachers are really trying and most even have children to support! Na wa ooo!

hahn, come oo! Come and see people taking church business serious! No be the mouth wey u dey make since say u go start your own church, these ones don pass U

alpha75:
Whether 52 naira equals to 1 ghanian cedi or not, that does not stop the GDP of Lagos and Portharcourt to be greater than the GDP of the whole of Ghana! So what do u have to say about that?

How does the GDP of Lagos and Port Harcourt relate to you exhibiting your ignorance in full glare of the public that ''100 million Ghana Cedi is a million naira'', does that even make any sense to a sane human being for the total cost of gas supplied to a particular country in a given period? A simple google check would have helped your knowledge.

If Ghana likes let them be the poorest country, it still does not change the fact that you, as at yesterday, confidently and gleefully exposed your ignorance. You should take to corrections and stop making it look like a Ghana vs Nigeria contest, I'm not even ghanian. A full blooded Naija boy.

hahn:
Don't forget to mention his apparent lack of ability to compose a simple sentence. Imagine me reading all that crap, and I didn't, only to be faced with menesheh and his trolling. I got an instant headache

@ the words in boldface
That's why I said those of you who managed to read his posts are trying!

hahn:
I have made up my mind. I am going to open my own church soon. It's about time I start exploiting the opportunity religion has to offer.

Private jet loading

Lol!

Kelklein:
if you go do the Arithmetic now... this money no reach 1 million naira o

1 Ghanaian Cedi is about 26 cents and about 52 Naira

100 million Ghanaian Cedi? Now do the arithmetic and stop exhibiting ignorance unnecessarily.

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Hero10001:
Whats hypocritical here?! Did i ever said christain don't die?
Well, it is a pity if you can't comphrehend a simple passage.
Go thru my comments and your link again and again.
Grow some sense to understand that pple don't die in christain holy land or gathering enmasse every year.
The link you posted confirmed it was accidental and it never happened every year in that stadium again compare to your annual purge.
https://www.rt.com/news/318182-mecca-hajj-stampede-new-toll/


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_during_the_Hajj



i'm sure you won't still understand the passage cos your illusory is terminal.


If you've got proofs that pple/christians die enmasse every year at shiloh/mfm/prayercity/jerusalem/anywhere bring it on.
*SMH

Dizzydane makes his hypocritical comment here:

If all this people were to be in the church all this deaths wouldn't have occurred... R.I.P tho

You supported dizzydane's hypocritical stance by quoting and responding to my reply to him with some rabid dog-ish rant here ...

Hero10001:
wch day you hear stampede for church?! Or pple miss?
When be say una too local, barbaric and s.tvpid, no orderliness, no patience.
Naso dem go just dey shout laila dey match pple to death.
Awon werey.

I have given you link showing you stampede causing death in a church service,(every year or not people have died in Churches that's the point), forceful suicide by Rev.Jones on church people, T.B Joshua building collapse killing people or Should I add yesterday's Church stampede in South Africa too. You are still trying to prove that the church is an exception to the rule when it comes to human inactions that have caused deaths and unfortunate events in religious houses abi.

The Saudi authorities have to be blamed, going to die needlessly every year due to some religious ritual is plain stoopid but making this kind of statement below is the apex of HYPOCRISY:

If all this people were to be in the church all this deaths wouldn't have occurred... R.I.P tho

Hero10001:
Yes pple died in christain gatherings but how can you compare an accident with certainty?
It is your type that compares illogically.
If by any chance pple die in a church building as T.b joshua's, jones, rev.king or Jerusalem it's very rare and it occurs accidentally. It's never a recurring event wrt many church gatherings everyday around the world.
On the other hand mecca death is very certain, it's sure than a surebet.
Everytime, every year pple must die en-mass.
They died of suffocation, diseases, stampede, many even died trying to stone satan!!
Next year, they are going to do the same thing and die enmasse again.
They've been dying since 600ad, i think pple have to stop and think aloud instead of being killed as sacrifice everyday.

Your hypocrisy reeks too much here like a little kid who wet his bed overnight! What difference does it make, people have died and will still die in Mecca and almost every year people die in churches too (here's a link for church service stampede: http://www.christiantoday.com/article/zimbabwe.11.people.dead.in.church.service.stampede/43364.htm) Making it sound as if the church is saintly and an exception to the rule when it comes to death matter is what I don't understand. It's just sheer hypocrisy!

Hero10001:
wch day you hear stampede for church?! Or pple miss?
When be say una too local, barbaric and s.tvpid, no orderliness, no patience.
Naso dem go just dey shout laila dey match pple to death.
Awon werey.

Stampede or not, people died in Mecca. Now did people die in T.B Joshua's Church yes or no? Did Rev.Jim Jones force suicide on his church poeple yes or no? If Yes to the above questions then you are nothing short of being a BIG HYPOCRITE. People die anyday anywhere anytime, making it look as if you are safe in one silly church building when they are records of people also dying in a church building among other atrocities committed in churches is the highest level of hypocrisy. I'm not surprised though coming from a typical selfish christian!

NB: I'm neither muslim nor christian by the way!

dizzydane:
If all this people were to be in the church all this deaths wouldn't have occurred... R.I.P tho

Like T.B Joshua's church abi or Rev. Jim Jones of the People's Temple church abi?

That's not a top club jare! It's relatively unknonwn. Second Division but the man tried sha! You need big bucks to own a club. Maybe if they get lucky to be promoted to the premier side and compete against FC Porto and Benfica then we can call them top!

Tallesty1:
Okombo!


This one go waste your money gahn!!! One roll or toilet paper everytime she poos or 5 buckets of water.


Very wasteful.

Dude you crazy!

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His enlarged red/orange fonts just put me off Difficult to read and make meaning to his posts without those distracting fonts that I will even bother to reply. Una wey read am dey try!

Sorry, atheists don't preach to convert people . No brainwashing, No silly shouting of believe ridiculous god concepts and related myths with faith, No selfish religious sentiments. You just get there on your own terms(if you want to) when you come to full realisation of the bullsheet of religion and the people that propagate it.

God2man:
It is a pity that there is no Christian section.

There's a Christian Chatbox thread, go have your tea party there.

Meanwhile, If only OP would change his/her font colour to normal black, the red/orange font is quite a discomfort to the eye when reading. Carry on with your discussion anyway, you have already made your choice!

Social media, smoking out not so smart girls from their hide outs(boyfriend's place) since time immemorial.

She's lucky that she has people that are worried for her sake.

winner01:
Here we go again. I remember asking you earlier kevoh to;

Your best defence is;


Coming from someone who has taken courses on industrial automation, not even an understadable explanation in general terms.

There's nothing to explain there. The bone of contention is not me explaining to you how a brake system works, If I wanted to,a simple modified definition from google or one of these car books lying in my small shelf would do the trick. My sound knowledge or otherwise of a Car brake system has zero importance to the claim that you and Piper are making.

winner01:
Majority of people who use brakes dont know how it works and even after reading this, they still wont bother to know.

Very good! My points exactly. They don't need to because they have OBSERVABLE PROOFS, press on the pedal and the car stops. Simple as ABC! It's called common sense and not faith.

winner01:
I dont understand your desperate criticism, Let me put the man's analogy in simple terms for you.
The man died and went to Heaven; Some people dont have a specialized knowledge of how such could work out but could try to investigate it.
Many people apply brakes and their car stops; Even though they dont have a specialized knowledge of how it works but could still try to investigate it
Its this simple.

Meaning if I want to investigate it due to my zero knowledge I can consult my car mechanic who can explain to me with physical proofs of the components of a brake system using a faulty car abi? Or consult the genius Mechanical Engineer at MIT abi?
So how do we investigate Heaven with OBSERVABLE and EXPERIMENTED proof, if I may ask you and Piper ?

winner01:
when i'm less busy and feel like going back and forth with your type, ill do it.

Your choice! Adios Amigo!

winner01:
Lets quickly analyze who is actually beating around the bush and avoiding questions mr kevoh

This great man stated clearly:

The man used the term "Understand", For clarity i've brought to you the oxford definition of that word as used in this context


Understand; To Perceive the intended meaning of (words, a language, or a speaker):
To Perceive the significance, explanation, or cause of:
To be sympathetically or knowledgeably aware of the character or nature of:
To be thoroughly familiar with; apprehend clearly the character, nature, or subtleties of:


Im sure you can see the words: Explanation, knowledgeable, thoroughly familiar, etc.
Good.

You have dodged the "explanation" of how a brake system works, instead you went further to say

There is no dodging here. If I needed to know how a brake system works as a non-mechanical engineer and a layman I simply consult a mechanical engineer, a roadside mechanic, youtube e.t.c And they will give me plenty EMPIRICAL PROOF pointing to all the physical elements that I can OBSERVE and EXPERIMENT . If you want an explanation on brake system, nothing stops me from posting links to show you one or copying and pasting one here. It doesn't change the argument.

winner01:

And you speak of a layman
Do you even know what layman means
lay·man/ˈlāmən/ - a person without professional or specialized knowledge in a particular subject.
Take note of the word "specialized knowledge".
Ive been driving for the past 14 years, i know what brakes do to motion, ive bought brake fluids and brake pads a couple times.
But i have no "specialized knowledge" of how a brake system works, and so do many other people who didnt take courses on industrial automation.

Thank you for this definition of layman. NO SPECIALISED KNOWLEDGE. How does this contradict with what my explanation of when I stated that a layman with zero idea of the brake system needs to do? While you were lifting definitions, you stylishly forgot to lift and add the definition of FAITH abi?

Let me jog your memory a bit again, FAITH : Faith may be confidence or trust in a person or thing or a belief not based on proof.

Your Piper guy is trying to stylishly force the reality of heaven by comparing it to having FAITH on the brakes of a car to make it stop which totally contradicts what faith means. Brakes we know BASED ON PROOF,we can observe and we can experiment! Heaven mba!

A soldier shoots a gun at an enemy, he doesn't know how the gun mechanism comes about but he pulls the trigger anyway(PHYSICAL ACTION), the bullet comes out(PHYSICAL OBJECT) and the enemy is struck down (OBSERVATION).

For the fourth time and last time,give us physical proofs that this reality of heaven that Piper is refering to and comparing to a brake system exists?

winner01:
Yeah everyone know brakes slows down motion, even those who dont use cars know about break parts such as the pedal, pads and related. However i still believe the question is quite simple and glaring. How does the brake system of a car works, explain it.

This just amounts to beating round the bush. If you want to be schooled on the mechanics of a brake system, OBSERVE and EXPERIENCE its mechanism you know what to do. I have personally taken a course on industrial automation, where I observed first hand a simple brake design process that could be used during Industrial process, run simulations and also experienced it at the plant. Engineers and local roadside mechanics, can easily explain brake system to you using faulty cars. All these are physical proofs of which faith contradicts. CHECK THE DEFINITION OF FAITH AGAIN.

My second reply to your post has already done justice to the matter for a layman with zero idea of the mechanics of a brake system which is what this all about:

kevoh:
I don't need google to realise that my car stops or slows down when I press on the brake pedal. These are things OBSERVED and EXPERIENCED by sane humans. Physical proof for the non engineer/mechanic: Brake pedal,Brake Fluid e.t.c Physical Measurement : Car stops,Slows down or No response due to malfunction leading to accident. It's physically glaring! It doesn't need faith! Now what is faith? Faith may be confidence or trust in a person or thing or a belief not based on proof. Do any of the aforementioned physical elements and measurments sound like zero proofs to you.

Now give me empirical proof that heaven that you and your man is trying to compare to a brake system exists? ... This is the third time I am asking you this and you are busy dodging it.

Nice story! The way the different choruses were sung and the heavy knock from wolf head got me laughing the most.

winner01:
Its quite simple what the man said, you only dont understand. Ok. Lets quickly do this. Explain how the brakes of a car works without using google. I guess this what this man meant

I don't need google to realise that my car stops or slows down when I press on the brake pedal. These are things OBSERVED and EXPERIENCED by sane humans. Physical proof for the non engineer/mechanic: Brake pedal,Brake Fluid e.t.c Physical Measurement : Car stops,Slows down or No response due to malfunction leading to accident. It's physically glaring! It doesn't need faith! Everyone knows what a brake system does to cars,bikes, airplanes e.t.c Everyone knows and has proof that engineers are humans that exist and keep designing and redesigning to get better brake system for all automobiles even you. Denying this fact amounts to 100% dishonesty! You don't need google for any of this.

Now what is faith? Faith may be confidence or trust in a person or thing or a belief not based on proof. Do any of the aforementioned physical elements and measurments sound like zero proofs to you.

Now give me empirical proof that heaven that you and your man is trying to compare to a brake system exists? ...We are waiting!

"I respect those who disagree with me about heaven.They probably use the brakes on their car, and yet don't understand anything about them either—they use them by faith,the car stops.We exercise faith all the time regarding things we can't see or don't understand, so it shouldn't be any less with a story like this.

This is worrisome. Faith to use brakes again? All in the name of validating a non-existent heaven experience! Come on! These christians sef!

How do we know brakes exist? It's there PHYSICALLY in the vehicle and we have seen it work on automobiles whenever we press gently on the BRAKE PAD with our foot, we buy BRAKE FLUID for our car's braking system, the mechanic warns you that your brake pad is worn off and needs replacement e.t.c All these are empirical proofs and are there for anyone who does not believe a brake system exist to have a taste. You don't need any FAITH.

How do we know heaven exists with empirical proof?...

ebenice:
helo brethren,I really can't say for sure but is it OK or alright to expose fake teachers, false prophets , heretic ministers of the gospel by their names?
my moral sense feel it OK, but I'm divided BTW judge not that ye might not be judge thingy or probably the other way where apostle Paul said ...and have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness but rather exposing them..

Apply common sense where necessary

All the best,man. IDPs and their situation in their camps need the necessary awareness and fund raised to help them. Till you visit an IDP camp or a refugee camp you won't realise the untold hardships going on there.