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We won't get necessary skills to do online freelance jobs, We won't stay under the sun or get our shoes dirty through farming, We can not learn fashion design/tailoring, We won't get loan to set up a standard barbing/hair dressing saloon, laundry mart or car wash, We won't exploit our African cooking skills by opening a small restaurant, We will not teach 6 to 8 kids of willing parents in our environment Private home lessons, We won't drop our pride as graduates and start selling mobile phones from small show glasses like the boys in Computer village.

No all We ask as graduates is an Oil and gas job or an office job with minimum entry level salary of 200k even though we know the country's economy is SUPER bad and few jobs are out there!

johnydon22:


Our muslim brothers, Do you honestly believe Muhammed rode a flying horse, if yes can you provide us independent empirical substantiation to back up your claim...??

You people better stick to the main subject of the thread as quoted above, before someone stylishly derails the topic of the thread and turns it into a Bible vs Quran thread.

Let me book a space before they mistakenly move it to Islam section, where you can only comment after that silly declaration.

Johnydon22, these guys go put fatwa for your head on this one ooo!

krattoss:
chai the way u guys are making jest of religionist, their is godoooo.

No one is making jest actually, it's called pointing out the obvious big gaping holes in the silly god concept.

I have faith that HCPaul will create more silly and senseless threads(as usual) and then change the title of this thread later on.

Gimme some more comedy, bro. I'm lovin it like McDonalds.

A little bit of whipping/beating, A little bit of talking, setting/showing a lot of good examples and A little bit of punishment should do the trick for the parent/teacher.

Shared!

yorex2011:
Was the guy naked... How did it pass through his trousers and boxers.....

Club, dim lights, slightly dark environment and a sex starved guy high on weed is all you need !

HCpaul:
I disagree with you. Many Prophets and Apostles of old didn't marry.

So if someone does not marry means the person is a virgin. Make I no laugh! ...

HCpaul:
I don't have marriage affection for ladies cuz i have a lot of destiny to fulfill.

Your choice! Some might say gay alert

HCpaul:
About other fellow christians, its a choice.
Afterall, when Jesus will come to reward his worshipers, the question will not be who is a married man neither who is single (relationship status), the question will be who is a doer of the word of God.

Your bible that you refer to as word of your god says : Be fruitful and multiply! Fill the earth... Gen 1:28 except you have another word of your god/bible that we are unaware of

HCpaul:
Well, to be serious i have a reason for not going to marry. Infact, all this girl friend stuff i don't dream of it.

Once again, your choice.

HCpaul:
Am a good christian and Jesus never woo

So christians don't woo ? This one is new to me, na y I dey gbadun your posts! Comedy at its peak!

HCpaul:
so am going to die a virgin.

Not my wish for you!

HCpaul:
Don't be strict when thinking. You must be a gud friend.

Am sorry too.

Strict bawo! Me, I'm just pulling your legs and having fun on this thread. Enjoy your wooing!

HCpaul:
Why are you doing this? Can't you cee two friends communicating?
We demand a little respect o.

So you see me as an enemy ? Issorite

HCpaul:
Leave us alone o.
Everything will soon be resolved.

Paul my man! How far jare? Your posts are always a source of comedy relief to me.

HCpaul:
Am sorry for abusing you in the first instance but sometimes i got annoyed with Nairaland posts.

I will like to know you more.
Am Paul by name. So wat of you? Mind you, am not wooing you.

Lizabeth25:
I'm not interested!

Toks2008:
No matter how film makers try to reflect the sufferings christ went through, they are not able to truly show the pains Jesus had to go through to save the world of sin.

His skin was ripped apart and one eye blinded by whip of thorns and shattered glass.Crown of thorns forced down his skull. Brutally crucified naked and formless on the cross. All these christ endured to save you and i from sin and death.

Point 1: Make we hear word! Load of bull crap! What suffering? All worst kind of criminals were crucified and suffered the same way during the Roman era. Crucifixion was performed to terrorize and discourage those witnessing the crufixion from perpetrating similar heinous crimes.

Point 2 : Calling this jew's death as some sort of sacrifice to the world is one of the greatest scam ever. 1st when a sacrifice is made, that thing is gone forever. When you sacrifice one of your kidney for your loved one, does it grow back into you after some years?
You don't just die and pop back into existence days after and call that sacrifice. Nope, we don't agree!

Point 3: And the must funny of all, god sacrificed himself to himself so we could circumvent a rule that god made himself and that god deliberately made us to never be able to meet?

I hope you guys will do the right thing by informing certified electrical personnel (PHCN) to come and do justice to that illegal connection which should have not been there in the first place! It's a criminal act to make illegal electrical connections while those concerned pretend as if all is well.

OP your source get as e be oo? Take style they advertise your power banks abi?

Ok

OP,are you H.C.Paul ? This thread has characteristics of H.C.Paul's kind of silly thread written all over it, coupled with the fact that the account was opened today, OP's claim of an alternate I.D and H.C.Paul's claim of taking over Nairaland Religion section Funny dude! If you are there, I hail oo!

Mustapha was the one who indoctrinated me into the Boko Haram sect. He urged me through his teachings which were mainly on Fridays after the Jumat prayers, Saturdays and Sundays to be faithful to God and do his wishes and I should also oppose those going against the teachings of Prophet Muhammed.

“Mustapha usually urged us to support the cause of Jihad in the North Eastern part of the country in any way we can and when we cannot donate ourselves or money to the cause, we should at least pray for those waging the war. In some of his teachings, he told us that western education was a sin and working for the government was also a sin. He then asked those who have gone through secondary and university education to destroy their certificate.

JIHAD FULLY REPRESENTED! Tomorrow, they will open another thread in religion section and try to lie to us and say otherwise what Jihad is!

xtremrules:
Visit sites like Github, CodePlex or [url=sourceforge.net]sourceforge.net[/url] and clone the repo or download. there are many others

Thanks a lot man, I appreciate your effort.

Do not understand why people will decide to starve themselves under the guise of some spiritual religious ritual that never works.

Good day guys, hope I'm not derailing.
Can someone direct me to a site for open source programming where I can download source codes that I can work with.
I have seen two sites but I keep getting messages install so and so, inorder to get a password before I can open the word files containing the source code. (Virus alert ). The other one tells me to complete a survey before I get the password but survey link keeps taking me to a gaming site.

NB: I want to develop an online hotel reservation system (non-commercial) but strictly for learning the associated programmes of which I have a fair knowledge of. Pls help out.

Where the doctors, midwives and nurses in the house, is that how a ''normal' new born's forehead skin colour supposed to look like? Hope we are not looking at a congenital birth defect that can be taken care of with immediate effect before things get out of hand?

Good!

HCpaul:
My battery is low... Just wait for me till evening, i will create a new thread.

Tittle: My plan to invade Nairaland religious section.


But remember that i love you guys.

Here we go again We love you too for the comic relief. Would not be waiting for you though

hahn:
The guy is a comic. I'm waiting for him to post an advert for his stand up comedy show

Lol...

hahn:
Wow! Even this guy thinks the op is dumb

Kikiki See him boasting below about the creation of this thread on that other funny thread, you would think the US is about to invade Russia !

HCpaul:
Well, am planning a new way to challenge athiest on another thread.

Especially when my brother, a theologian come. You will smell pepper, because by next year i wan't to invade nairaland.

But about what you comment last, i found nothing but follishness their. Like non-living things pre-exist from living things, man was an evolved monkey, and yet their are many monkeys in our generation that have never evolved.
Big bang theory, elements like oxygen, nitrogen, and many more. But since scientist have many of the raw of those elements, why can't they create a resources with it.

Don't worry, i think on my next thread, i will challenge science first. You have knowledge but lack the one that will save your soul forever. That is why the bible said that his people are destroyed for LACK of knowledge. You mean that the origin of you life (living thing) is from a chair (non-living thing)? But there are many chair today, why can't they evolved to form another life. It sound ridiculous.

Again, on my next thread you will smell pepper.

And then boom, he drops one of the most r.etarded threads ever created on Nairaland Religion section even fellow theists are not feeling him.

Mayfrank:
You might think you're tough on nairaland now.... But you'll soon regret your words.

Now this is funny and ridiculous . I didn't even see this before my previous comment.

Mayfrank:
I never denied owning the blog but you're too immature to understand the connotative meaning of the text.

p.s what is dishonesty? isn't it ethical, thought you don't need the Bible.

MayFrank, post the content of your link here and stop the rambling. Case Close.I'm done with this.