₦airaland Forum

sathel:
chairman,re u crious? And please what's ur biblical backing.

From a book that mentions Unicorns and talking donkeys ...Nope bro, I let my brain do the thinking.

All in chorus :
Spirit Husband/Wife, Big Joke! X100

frosbel:
I am now an unfundamental thinking believer of Yeshua or Jesus.

Keep deceiving yourself with sugarcoated atheist titles. You Sir, are about to touchdown down at the runway of atheism.

I'll be at the arrival waiting for you.

Stop whining ! If you want the person's attention without taking any stupid oath, do the following :
1) PM (personal message) him
2) Create a thread in another section and mention the person's Nairaland Id
3) Or just simply comment on any topic it doesn't matter the section (even sports) and type the person's Nairaland Id and drop your details for him to contact you.

Good luck trying to defend some Jewish fairy tale in a presumed holy book.

MissMeiya:
You've made me look at all these pedophilia cases in Nigeria in a new light.

Pray, share your newly discovered opinion.

Until he forcefully ra.pes someone due to excessive sexual urge na dat time una eyes go clear , all these yeye religionists and small children shouting marriage. Una tink say marriage is all about sex, mtcheew!

OP, advise your friend to stick to Vaseline method. It's way cheaper and safer than that runs girl he is considering. If he can't let him cut the thing off and become a eunuch.

Ok, it's official. Nairaland has finally gone to the dogs!

@OP
Neduzzy/Fireman give it a break. I know you bribed the moderator to put this on frontpage.

The Vaseline method might just be a perfect alternative to curb excessive libido of young and old men but ,No, the religionists will not allow people be. They will concot all sorts of myths ranging from baldness to blindness.

In the Vaseline method, no one is hurt, no STDs, no pregnancy, very cheap , no rape, no paedophiles e.t.c.

Bridgetown:
The way you are narrating the stories it seems to me that you are a bad wife, maybe he has Been tolerating you for years and now he is fed up.

Took the words out of my mouth .

Self-righteous fellows having a swell time on this thread! SMH

Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your time on our thread, you are appreciated. We won't be able to tell you how much for privacy policy.

Ok Sir, I understand.

Mbkite:
u are wrong sir. One of d purposes is to knw who n who has influenced our lives positively. Gerrit?

No comment! Lips sealed!

Like how much did mr.shy pay for this sexy car?

By the way the purpose of this thread serves to divide you christians the more, if you can not see it then it's a pity.

But hey, in kermit's voice ''that's none of my business'' let me go back to my freethinking world.

ProphetUdeme:
please sir can u kindly give me ur reasons for saying so

I have one example to back tobechi's comment but it is more of a personal family matter so might have to let it slide.

Guess the HOLY water placed in front of the churches was not HOLY enough to chase ebola.

But hey what do I know, I'll just be silent and imitate kermit the frog by saying ''ain't none of my business''.

The way people misuse the words hot, sexy,curves e.t.c is getting really annoying.

OP if you want yab yoruba actresses, make you talk no dey use style. How is this one prettiest where you have Doris Simeone, Fathia Balogun and co?

Got knocked on my forehead by that long one with 8 bangs. Had the scar for like 2 years before it cleared.

Now I know why my crazy Ghanian friend keeps crushing on her!

Stay on course guys . This thread is dedicated to Master Honda and all his engineers no need for the usual back and forth arguments that will yield nothing.

Pastor's Birthday Vow? Really? I give up!

Okijajuju1:
I am most impressed that a Nigerian Hospital or Clinic treated a Gunshot wound without Police clearance/permit like they normally ask.. Or has the status quo changed?[/b]

You missed this part of the write up:

"No response from him, he ordered the inspector Available then to give us a Medical letter to be taken to the general hospital for better treatment."

We need those SAN human rights lawyers to tackle this case. A policeman must go down for this if not Ikorodu folks will be held in bondage under those supposed to protect them.

Ibadannimowa:
some stuupid Nigerians will run to that church for miracles because of this

Don't wanna be a Nairaland SB.AN but really this thread, does it worth commenting on?

onatisi:
I was in ghana, when I saw a lady vomiting sand and nails during a deliverance session. We have seen people vomit lizards,cowries,wall geckos and etc during prayer meetings. There is no point arguing with people who think the op is crazy. Maybe when they experience similar things they will know better.

Mentally unstable people are known to ingest all sorts of things. So vomiting lizards, lions and elephants under the kind of duress a typical deliverance entails won't surprise me. Note, not every man or woman you see dressed up is mentally stable.

#Just saying

Take the pre-bet and free inplay offer of Man Utd/liverpool on Bet365.
Bet Man U pre-bet and use the free inplay to bet double-chance liverpool. Either way u win.

Someone needs long term psychiatric help but keeps blaming it on some witches.
OP learn to make use of the best mental facilities available to you in the US.

Agbani, abeg include beef in your diet . Let's add some flesh to your beauty!