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tyav7: The enlarged breast is GYNECOMASTIA. The pix was taken at a traditional ceremony in a rural village in the southwest of Nigeria.

In addition to the above:
Gynecomastia is swelling of the br.ea.st tissue in boys or men, caused by an imbalance of the hormones estrogen and testosterone. Gynecomastia can affect one or both br.eas.ts, sometimes unevenly. Newborns, boys going through puberty and older men may develop gynecomastia as a result of normal changes in hormone levels, though other causes also exist.

Generally, gynecomastia isn't a serious problem, but it can be tough to cope with. Men and boys with Gynecomastia sometimes have pain in their breasts and may feel embarrassed.

Gynecomastia may go away on its own. If it persists, medication or surgery may help. Source : Mayoclinic website)


Definitely not borrowed Br.ea.sts

I always laugh when I hear HND engineering guys say they are better than Bsc in terms of practicals as if they have met all Bsc engineering guys. Note that, I am not discriminating as I intend to employ both Bsc and HND on same level as long as they can do the work when I am solid enough to float my Engineering company but come on that practical thing is pure nonsense.

Olugbenger: I can only pity HND folks here. Most of them are chaps the univeristies reject and they knew what they got into exactly. So why all these complaints now? What is WES? What is the Op saying?
The employers decide the judgement and we all know what it is.

The bolded assumption is wrong in all ramifications.

All these talk about Algebra, Calculus bla bla bla will not save your a.SS if as the head of a division you can't achieve simple engineering tasks. By then no one will ask wether you are HND or Bsc, they will just tell you that you are incompetent and if care is not taken you are FIRED. You can't be working for me as an Electrical engineer brandishing First Degree and Master's from M.I.T, USA yet you don't know how to troubleshoot or worse still use a multimeter. YES, I have met and seen E.E grads (Bsc and HND) who can't use one.

If you are HND get a PGD and be practical oriented, If you are Bsc that's not the end of the world be practical oriented too. Help yourself climb the ladder of success and let the unserious ones keep arguing about Bsc and HND stereotypes.

[size=20pt]FALSE NEWS ALERT! FALSE NEWS ALERT![/size]

This false news started being propagated from Diversity chronicles but all the same racism, religious intolerance and bigotry are bad and evil.

These (African) witches and wizards no dey try at all.In this age of video conferencing, pinging, twitter, facebook even Nairaland dem still dey fly up and down dey waste energy and time cause of meetings . Come on witches, upgrade jor! even mere mortals with no metaphysical powers can hold meetings from their homes with people far away without travelling far.

Just realised the fake news ( Saitre) is from Diversity Chronicle meaning this news is super fake. Trust these yeye bloggers to feed on it and transfer the regurgitated fake news for others to swallow.

immunno: bros na wah 4 u ooo,how do u remove ur shirt wen u been wrapped by a python??

If you no fit remove shirt, you are on your own.
If you got no shirt on, you are on your own.
If you can't think of a means of covering the head with something else other than your shirt, you are on your own.
If you can not think of other survival tactics other than the one posted and you still dey doubt the only one that might save someone, you are on your own.
Just don't pray to be a victim in the first place.

[quote author=«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™]so u imply that one should hold a live python and chop off its tail with one's buccal cavity?? Impossible It's damn easy when said. even most pple cnt kill a chicken with a knife[/quote]Bros, you would be amazed at stuffs humans can do in matters of life and death, I mean superhuman stuffs.

This is a trait that has always being in humans but became recessive as civilization and modernization turned us all into ajebotas.

DONkollione: u mean like sandwich?? The bite part??

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

There's no ewwwww in matter of life and death oooo. Only 15 seconds no time for ewwwwwwwwww!

When a python attacks, you have about 14 to 15 seconds before you lose consciousness. That na very short time ooo. So you must act sharp sharp. Don't waste time trying to remove the snake's body from the center, it will only encourage it to tighten it's grip around you. Follow these steps :
1. Quickly remove your shirt and wrap it round the python's head.
2. Take a deep breath.
3. Get the python's tail and give it a big bite. Yes a bite! The type of bite that will cut off a large chunk of the tail off.
Na sharply bros python go release it's grip on you.

Brave man! True Father!
Though should have started with damaging blows to the Croc's eyes first not do it last. The eyes seems to be a vulnerable part of the croc.
On a side note, make una dey watch Nat Geo and discovery channel oo no be every time english football and africa magic. There are lots of info available for survival in the wild.
I will post on how to survive a python attack in my next post.

Shisha is a tube (flexible) that is connected to a container where smoke (weed, tobacco e.t.c) is passed through water come out as vapour and inhaled. There is even a general belief among those who smoke it that it is harmless and a safe alternative to cigarrette smoking but on the contrary dem dey deceive demselves. Check this out:

A cigarette smoker typically takes between eight and 12 puffs, inhaling 0.5 to 0.6 litres of smoke. But during a typical hour-long shisha session, smokers may take up to 200 drags, ranging from 0.15 to 1 litre of smoke each.
yeah go ahead keep puffing shisha

Almost everyone we surveyed was unaware that during a typical hour-long shisha session you can inhale the same amount of smoke as from 100 tobacco cigarettes. In fact 84 per cent thought it was 10 or fewer. 0ne hour-shisha session = 100 tobacco cigarettes

Carbon Monoxide (From The Coal) is 30 times harder to dissolve in water then oxygen.


What’s more, shisha smokers are exposed to more toxins than cigarette smokers because they also breathe in smoke from the wood or charcoal used to burn the tobacco – it’s like breathing deeply next to a smoky barbecue, something most of us try to avoid.

JulianBond007: 40k might not mean anything to you but to some its a huge lot of money. I have heard of someone being killed because of 20 naira. You don't know the financial status of the parents of the OP. The mistake has been done already and it has affected his education. For someone to think of committing suicide,you should know such a person must have been frustrated. Instead of advising him to go ahead and commit suicide, isn't it better he sees a psychologist first before deciding on what to do next?

Now I know nairaland is not the best place to seek for advice. So many rettards on this forum.

It is pointless trading insults with you, I have seen folks carry kpon-kpon (do bricklayer's job) to raise money for school, do security job, cleaners job, work in a poultry or some other so-callled-demeaning menial job for an undergraduate to raise money. A less paying security job/cleaning job is not more than 15k per month. The OP has free house, free food, free light and water at his parents place, if he was so keen on his education he would have opted for one of the jobs above during the vacation but NO he didn't! He would rather sit at home eat free food and ping his life away.

The story doesn't add up . Just N40 000 made you lose your opportunity to education and you are willing to commit suicide, wetin Igbo man wey lose container worth 20 million naira go come do, declare a suicide marathon!. I'm not surprised people are getting sentimental over this issue.

John:1:1: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John:1:2: The same was in the beginning with God.
John:1:3: All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
John:1:4: In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
John:1:5: And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
John:1:6: There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
John:1:7: The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.
John:1:8: He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light.
John:1:9: That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.
John:1:10: He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
John:1:11: He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
John:1:12: But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
John:1:13: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
John:1:14: And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

Take note of the bolded and the emphasis on WORD. Jesus christ is the WORD that was with God and was God and then the WORD (Jesus Christ) became flesh (human form) and dwelt among us. God is worshipped by all who believe in him. If Jesus christ is God as the above verses pointed out then it is just natural for those who believe in him to worship.

There's never a good way to announce bad news no matter how subtle it is.

chydy111: pls guys Am interested but William hill requests my card details, What do I do and How do I fund my account
please if u can help add up on Watsapp o eight 1 three three nine 7 twelve ten

U have to provide ur card details

[size=16pt]Go to the hospital and do a test to determine what is wrong with you [/size]

Dhelake: Did u vote to for boogey or vector

Bros, it was a non- voting category

LYRICIST ON THE ROLL

A non-voting category for the Rap Artiste with the best lyrical depth and performance on a single song or album.
1.OLAMIDE – VOICE OF THE STREETS
2.BOOGEY – SANCTUM
3.MODE 9 – LET IT GO
4.PHYNO – MAN OF THE YEAR

Who dash Mode 8 abi 9 rap lyricist , with that dry 'Let it go' song . Vector should have been among the four nominees in that category.
Boogey with 'Sanctum' song should have won that stuff, dis Headies people no sabi anything.

fursh: Alright, I'd do just as u said. Thanks for the reply.

Pls I'd also want us to have a chat, is there any other way I could get to talk 2 u, have a lot to ask you, hope u don't mind?

Drop yout number in dis format : Zero eight zero three ...and I'll add u 2 my whatsapp

fursh: Also want to learn about online betting. A question for you; tried registering at ladbrokes but got to a point where they asked of "betting currency", which currency should I click on, GBP or the US dolls? Thanks in advance

Anyone will do but I prefer Dollars and also select decimal if asked the way you want odds to be shown not in fraction.

fubbyy: i visited the ladbrokes site but couldn't see where to sign up

If you don't see sign up check for register instead.

Try to stay away from combos/accumulators, they'll kill your money faster than anything.

sil4all: Please peeps....

How genuine is Ladbrokes virtually football betting......is it as real as they say it is...and please what are the likely problems involved

Thanks

Ladbrokes is good. 3 work days maximum you will get your withdrawal, williamhill takes about 5 work days but I still like williamhill.

@ fubby
There are tons of free materials online that will explain various betting terms. My preferred one is over 1.5 team goals. Let me give you one site you can source for good tips : mrfixitstips.co.uk . Stick to Mr.fixit's super singles and look out for members like Greg and Alex they give solid tips or click on the link in my signature below.

Whatever you do, stay away from 9ja bookies and their small odds. I recommend williamhi.l and lad.brok.es and get an access visa card for funding from your card and withdrawing straight to your card.

Ladbrokes you don't need any form of verification and williamhill all you need is your passport or birthcertificate just to verify if you're 18+.

For now just 'paper bet' I.e using an imaginary amount of money like say $100 as your initial amount and see how far you can go over a week before you start using your real money.

Abeg let it just be rumour ooo. So sad if it's true.

HPU Social Director present ! Make I mark my name down. Mike/Kay in d building!

What are you waiting for? Sue his A.s.S for a 100 million naira. Can someone link this woman to Festus Keyamo or one of those correct lawyers.

They can do it PRO BONO for her sef if possible or collect the money after the yeye Lebanese must have paid.

Whatever laptop you finally decide to get make sure it's a new one and not HP product.

So all life sized sculptures can be termed as idols now? Na wa for Nigerians sef

Good! Cos we need clean sheets at the World cup too!

If the hypothetical result is in the future, we put the verb in the condition clause one step back — into the present:

If the Bulls win the game tomorrow, they will be champs again.

For present unreal events, we put the verb in the condition clause one step back — into the past:

If the Bulls won another championship, Roberto would drive into Chicago for the celebration.
I wish I had tickets.
If they were available anywhere, I would pay any price for them.
If he were a good friend, he would buy them for me.

Note that wishing is always an unreal condition. Note, too, that the verb to be uses the form were in an unreal condition. More about this in a moment.

For past unreal events — things that didn't happen, but we can imagine — we put the verb in the condition clause a further step back — into the past perfect:

If the Pacers had won, Aunt Glad would have been rich.
If she had bet that much money on the Bulls, she and Uncle Chester could have retired.
I wish I had lived in Los Angeles when the Lakers had Magic Johnson.
If I had known you were coming, I would have baked a cake.

Source: http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/conditional.htm
If I were you is correct in this case.