₦airaland Forum

hahn:
Jehovah and Jesus are Jewish deities too

Gbam

sKeetz:
At the rate the world is going, very soon we'll hear that oxygen kills so we should stop breathing.

Oxygen that we breath in while it's very useful to us actually kills us gradually. It causes gradual damage and ageing of the cells over time. You use Oxygen, you die. You don't use Oxygen, you will still die. Pretty much f*cked either way.

Pageantry or Procession?

Marvel movies are dope. DC guys should kill off Superman, the guy's powers are too boring to be used in movies and the use of kryptonite quickly renders him useless.

Jeff Bezos my man.

Can you share the professional advice given by this Kasper? This is to help others who might have such... I am happy for your mum

I've been invited by GE for aptitude test back in the days of my job hunting, I think 2011 if I recollect vividly and the venue was at Eko hotel. 90% of the questions set were Mechanical engineering oriented while I had an elect/elect background. I never made it to the next stage after the aptitude test.

I don't think their adverts are for formality sake, my belief is each year the stakes are set higher than the previous year. More graduates are getting all those certifications and applying for same job. You will have to stand apart from the thousands that are applying, else you'll get a regret mail at every trial.

RCCG is a business center na! Why are you guys surprised Adeboye that the head of the RCCG business center enterprise is uttering such statements!

Athletes always getting themselves in some sort of scandals... Hope his lawyers are up to the task.

I dey laugh... Ogbeni Corper, finish with your NYSC first and come to the real world where B.Sc and HND are useless.

Why are you all whining? The Holy spirit did the interpretation for him!

Mikelowe:
18 views

Maybe a lawyer can help out but you can start by tweeting the same issue while you mention UBA in your tweets. No one wants bad publicity.

Bogii:
Govt is busy doing preparation for 2019 election. rip to the dead

That's quite sad.

It will sell, only just a matter of time. Once third hand values of such vehicles starts getting dumped in 9ja at cheaper rates, advancement in fast charging and slow discharging technology e.t.c . Even fuel filling station owners in Nigeria might convert to mini power stations using solar panels as source of power, don't ask me how, I know it's possible.

Kaduna-Abuja road again. What is government doing?

GoodMuyis:
-1 (goat) -1 (goat) = -2 (goat)

There are scientific applications where negative values are needed or used. -1, -2 e.t.c and other negative numbers are real numbers (just like their positive counterparts) with real life usage in the real world that's why the teacher teaches them in the first place. e.g -1 degree Celsius is a temperature measurement telling you how cold it is. When you are about to travel to a foreign land and the weather reports tell you it is -1 degree Celsius, common sense will tell you to gather thick clothes and jacket to keep you warm.

If a kid gets confused, the teacher can demonstrate with a temperature device why -2 is cooler than -1 and how positive and negative numbers are used to describe quantities.

Any teacher teaching kids -1-1=+1 needs to be flogged or -1 (goat) -1(goat) = --2(goat) needs to be ready to demonstrate.

Spylord48:
yet they are 1000 times far more better than Nigeria. Instead of developing our country, every nook and cranny is been converted to churches instead of industries. South Korea is a religious country yet it is better than This country call Nigeria.




You didn't read this part eh 'Some religious sects, including the National Council of Churches and the Catholic Church, have been paying taxes, saying that they are not only obligated to serve God, but also the country under the Korean Constitution".

The Catholics are idol worshippers and are not Christians that's why they have been paying taxes even before the law was passed.

jidobaba:
Or made losses.

You can't make losses when you hodl bitcoin.

While you are still thinking of what to invest, use half of the 200k to buy bitcoins and store in a wallet. Whenever you come up with a physical business idea withdraw your bitcoins and fund the business. you would have made some interest by the time you are ready to invest in a physical business.

daremplus:
A Man Who Serve As A Pastor In One Of The Leading Church In Abuja Was Today Reported By His Wife For Inpregnating His Daughter While The Wife Was Away, I Have Been Reading About Things Like This Before But From A Pastor Is What Baffles Me. My First Time Witnessing A Things Like This, These Are The Only Pics I Could Manage To Get As My Boss Did Not Allow Me.

1. Where in Abuja?
2. Name of Church
3. Name of Pastor

Kindly provide more details...as it stands what you have given is not concrete enough.

Zenithpeak:
@bolded cracks me up big time because it is true.

BTW, are you one of them?

Pls be honest.

One of who?

Zenithpeak:
I can bet it with anyone, the population of atheist on nairaland is not more than ten (10)....

Lol... Are you willing to bet 50k on this ?

Zenithpeak:
If We (Christians) can avoid them and all Muslims ignore them ; no mentions, no response, no argument, no explanation........ blank all through. Atheism will die a natural death on nairaland.

Yes, I quite agree with you on this but then again it will only take a few hours before another NL Christian gets itchy fingers and opens another thread inviting Atheists. Half the time (or more than half sef) Christians are the ones opening threads inviting Atheists. Go and check the religion section archives and see for yourself.

That moment when your neighbor (female) with partial disability in the limb attends a crusade and is shown live on TV that she got healed but you see her two days ( and months) later she still remains in the same partial disability state.

Double post

Lol...No records of this guy converting. Infact, he doesn't talk much about religion.

Ericsunday619:
God help who? I wish Christainity should be banned in Nigeria

What are your reasons? I think this is a bit extreme and intolerant.

This is more like early morning exercise na.

4kings:
That's funny.
I had a good laugh.

Thanks man.

Martinez19:
Don't forget to bring memes from other religions like Buddhism, Judaism and other many world religions to really balance it.

2 down, 4998 more religions to go.

I think it's a bit balanced now.

Real muslim?

For those of you who keep opening threads and asking why there is an isolated Islamic section