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RomanceRe: . by KidDarkness(m): 8:57pm On Sep 18, 2020
The first two is Mary Amaka. The last two is............ drops mic cus I have nothing to say
RomanceRe: The Girl I Love Just Got Deflowered By Another Guy. by KidDarkness(m): 8:48pm On Sep 18, 2020
KlausMichaelson:
Ehyah Sorry Bro. Move on. What is not yours no matter how you strive for it, you will still not get it so move on with your life.
Nice advice Klaus. How's your daughter Hope Mikaelson doing?
RomanceRe: Ladies Miseducation THE FORCES(COUNTDOWN) by KidDarkness(m): 8:44pm On Sep 18, 2020
benzene00:
Ladies miseducationgrin

This goes to prove more that females intelligence are far way below than the average male. They can't come up with something sensible and logical.



See as this one is sounding like someone that is conducting SHILOH servicegrin
Dude, who do this girl this thing?
RomanceRe: In Love With A Busty Lady, She Want Me To Give Her Head & Suck Her Feet by KidDarkness(m): 8:37pm On Sep 18, 2020
Niceguyyy:
I've been friends with a lady for sometimes now, I fantasize alot as regards fucking her from way back because she's busty, chubby and cool.
Summarily last week, I was able to talk her into fucking me, but she wants me to give head, suck her feet as this things turn her on alot and again smoking kush before sex.
I noticed she's really wild and that's cool with me, she said she likes bad boys, I've been pretending to be one (LOL) but i don't smoke and I don't think I can ever try it, I've never given head and I don't intend or imagine how I will stuck my mouth down there, sucking of the feet is a bit better.
what do I do in this situation? Has anyone been here please, how did you pull through handling a wild woman most especially someone you really like please?
Sucking of feet?
Guy abeg, I just chop now
RomanceRe: The Girl I Love Just Got Deflowered By Another Guy. by KidDarkness(m): 8:33pm On Sep 18, 2020
She felt guilty and dirty after the act. Probably she felt nothing for the guy and wasn't what she expected.You have to forgive her if that's what she wants but that doesn't mean that you owe her love or a relationship. You have nothing to do with her and moreover she's a minor
RomanceRe: Wtf!! by KidDarkness(m): 12:42pm On Sep 18, 2020
Husband doesn't want rider to tap his wife current. Her booby traps belongs to husband alone
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 8:38am On Sep 18, 2020
oochi123:
Lol... middle belt
I've heard so many things about middle belt people especially the benue people. But I will ask you little by little. I heard you people are humble and hospitable. oochi123 are you humble and hospitable? Talk true. It's only me and you here
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Vee Showing Signs Of Pregnance After Having Unprotected Sex With Neo by KidDarkness(m): 8:34am On Sep 18, 2020
oochi123, come and see your people
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 9:44pm On Sep 17, 2020
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TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 9:43pm On Sep 17, 2020
oochi123:
Lol
Your moniker sounds south eastish but you look south southish. which is which?
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 9:35pm On Sep 17, 2020
oochi123:
Nothing sir
Who's sir? I'm10 years old this year
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 9:06pm On Sep 17, 2020
oochi123:
..Pele..you will be alright..
So oochi123, anything for this man?
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 7:53pm On Sep 17, 2020
oochi123:
hahahahaha..don't cry o
It's not fair joor. When I'm already crying
RomanceRe: My Wife Says Am Stingy With My Money by KidDarkness(m): 6:27pm On Sep 17, 2020
Prospertochu:
She is not working because the triplets are 11 months and we can’t afford a maid
Oh! I see. Both of you should still try to talk it over. Things are getting expensive by the day
RomanceRe: My Wife Says Am Stingy With My Money by KidDarkness(m): 5:58pm On Sep 17, 2020
My own question is why is your wife not working? And you are not stingy but frugal
RomanceRe: What This Girl Told Me.... SIMP Already? by KidDarkness(m): 5:50pm On Sep 17, 2020
cdm4live:
So I decided to toast this girl and she blatantly told me she is not interested. I knew she doesn't like me so I never told her anything about relationships. We kept talking just talking and she came to my place the first time. I didn't make any advances. She stayed cooked and we ate. She came the second time and equally we chatted and she went too nothing happened. Yesterday being 16th of September, I was with another lady, a single mother in her house. I was doing pimpo pimpo on her bre**t and truth be told I wasn't comfortable because her son was just like a monitoring spirit.
One moment he is inside the house in another he is outside.
So the other girl called that she is in my house. I had to leave the single mother because of her son.
Got home, met this girl after hours of being together I wanted to do she said no. I held myself because I never wanted to beg.
I don't even want to preach because I know she doesnt like me but never knew why.
All of a sudden, she asked why am I not tall. There and then I knew her mind and I told her plain here is the reason right you are acting funny.
well I am inches taller than her and yeah I know we can't marry but just for dating.
I had to ask her to leave my house. No transport no excursion.
She also said something like o my friend, your wife will enjoy you o. I ask of this and you bought. My nice friend. Shai my belly full. I be SIMP be that o.
My pain was I wasn't able to complete my e-book but no issues.
So, picking a hint from women is very vital. But don't know if I acted right by asking her to leave and not giving her a walk.
When she got home she tried chatting me up and I just ended the chat with I word I know she will get the message.
This guy wants to slay me with laugh. But king of pimpo pimpo, why are you not tall?
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by KidDarkness(m): 5:44pm On Sep 17, 2020
oochi123:
Chai..Not by size o..some big dick can't even do anything..
But oochi123, you just take style just drop wicked comment. See as you use left hand slap guys in that category. Chai! let me go and sit on the floor and cry for them
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Says She Wants Us To Be Friends by KidDarkness(m): 5:32pm On Sep 17, 2020
Jjtrix, brace yourself up. It's not the end of the world. Take the L and count it as another one biting the dust. Wipe the dirt off your shoulder and move forward. You are a man and maybe a good man. There's another girl out there who would value you irrespective of any flaw you possess
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Says She Wants Us To Be Friends by KidDarkness(m): 5:24pm On Sep 17, 2020
Froshloaded:
Just forget her

She is not yours bro..
You just said it as it is. Maybe she didn't like what she saw when they video called. Using God as an excuse to dump him is totally wrong and lame. If it was about getting close to God, she wouldn't have accepted in the first place. It's an obvious lie from the depth of hades
RomanceRe: Ladies Miseducation Coming Soon( Great Forces) by KidDarkness(m): 5:03pm On Sep 17, 2020
This thread is getting interesting. Female heavyweights up there tearing down themselves

RomanceRe: Why Are Nairaland Males Like This by KidDarkness(m): 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2020
kenodrill:
Not all guys are kiss and tell dudes.
You are 100% right. Not all guys kiss and tell. It makes no sense discussing private issues about someone you care about with friends.
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by KidDarkness(m): 3:53pm On Sep 17, 2020
themaestro08:
Some of this nasty ladies think the world revolves around their stinking self huh. They deserve more than just bashing, its disgusting.

Yeah, we all know op is stereotyping, which ain't fair to the brilliant ones out there. But it still doesn't negate the fact some of them are painfully thick and dumb angry, and the irony - they look down on guys who are by a continent mile better than them angry, ugly looking moderfuckers huh
Bro, I really do understand your point. But imagine I'm a young growing lad who doesn't know anything about women and I come across O.Ps thread, a lot of negativity and deep detest for women would be sown in my head. Threads like this should have clarity with a nota bene like "most women", " not all women", "few women" etc. That doesn't mean we shouldn't love Nigerian women and treat all of 'em like trash. Even if we should love, do it with both eyes open so that nothing surprises you anymore. Men unconsciously kiss with both eyes open for a reason. I don't see why I would still stay with a girl who can't hold a convo. There are a lot of fishes in the sea, so cast your net and you would definitely be lucky.
RomanceRe: Ladies Miseducation Coming Soon( Great Forces) by KidDarkness(m): 8:37pm On Sep 16, 2020
Amatarasha:
am d messaih of women ,no one can take it away ,I have lived (3000, 1500 years ago respectively) n I will still live to make women greater than gods 1050, 2700, 1million years to come

RomanceRe: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by KidDarkness(m): 5:40pm On Sep 16, 2020
Descorts:
see this mumu dey find attention.
chihuahuagrin
Dude, go and learn how to treat a woman right. You are still a man child. Grow up and stop being a spoilt kid
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by KidDarkness(m): 5:26pm On Sep 16, 2020
Zzor:
you are very aggressive yet you are quick to type anyhow
If not for ban, I know you would have slapped this guy left, right and center
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by KidDarkness(m): 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2020
O.P, did you think you would create a female bashing thread and go scot free without getting punched here and there by women online. This stereotyping is really getting out of hand. Let's be sincere, deep down you know all women are not the same. So just stop this senseless bashing. Guy, you go marry o. If you have been hurt by a woman before, take the L and move on. There are good women out there. Heck, your future wife might even be on this thread.
FamilyRe: Motherhood by KidDarkness(m): 1:11pm On Sep 16, 2020
To all mothers and intending mothers out there; for partaking in this special mission from God called motherhood, y'all shall forever remain blessed and reap the fruits of your labour.
DECLARED!
SHALL BE SO!!
AMEN!!!
God bless my mom
RomanceRe: Quiz - 10 Images That Can Reveal Your Sexuality by KidDarkness(m): 12:40pm On Sep 16, 2020
Missyford31:
There's a woman in the frogcheesy
Good vision
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Are Irritatingly Dumb by KidDarkness(m): 12:15pm On Sep 16, 2020
Another day, another drama. I agree and I disagree with you when it comes to having a convo. Not all of them are like that. The only problem Is that intelligent ones are really few. If you actually complain that they can't hold a convo, they get aggressive.
CelebritiesRe: If You're Yet To Date Igbo Lady You're Very Lucky by KidDarkness(m): 10:34pm On Sep 15, 2020
Mraphel:
Erica is a representative of most igbo women. Mind you, she's not a bad lady. But it's like a cultural thing and a norm.
She's representative of how most women from Igbo behave ( don't mean drunk).

Having dated six Igbo women I think I can finally deduce the following based on my personal observation. All the following we can get in all women around the world and in Nigeria but most prominent in South eastern women after that in the South South part of Nigeria.

Igbo women are more likely to give out their contacts to the opposite sex more than any other women in Nigeria. They don't care how you look.

From the contacts they will have several toasters, the one that gave them money will be fucckers she will keep both toasters and fuckers at suspense till she's able to determine the richest and most promising of them all.

Most Rich or promising one of them all she will be loyal to, she will call most, she will wanna visit most..lastly she will pressurize the best of them to marry her.

They're most likely to get angry when things doesn't favor them and they lack endurance unlike most women in Nigeria.

Money is most Ibo lady's ego. Hausa or Yoruba lady can be broke and be happy as long they're not in debt but that cannot be said grin about Ibo women.

A broke Ibo lady will be unfit for a relationship cuz she will always be a very unhappy Lady...She will avail herself to other men these men can get access into her center of gravity if they're the boastful ones or wealthy ones.

70% of relationship with them they're at fault they will never apologize for their mistakes.
Mister man, work on your confidence and hustle hard so that you will stop feeling intimidated by igbo women.
RomanceRe: For Those Unmarried Get In by KidDarkness(m): 8:34pm On Sep 15, 2020
Mercisharelove:
Secret will be revealed to atleast first 29 persons
What secret?
RomanceRe: I've Never Seen My Sperm Before. Pls Help by KidDarkness(m): 8:19pm On Sep 15, 2020
Zzor:
i shall open a topic for your head soon,watch out.MJbolt is a coolheaded man and not like you who will be returning banters words for words,you must be Yoruba that's how their men behave

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