I am a newbie at this stock market, I have been trying to open a trading account with Bamboo, but it's been showing, Server Error and Timeout since morning. Help me out please

joa2013:
Bought my first car 400k in 2009. A naija used Nissan Almera. It was one used car dealer near my office who linked me with the seller and ended up collecting 50k from me for papers which costs only 7k at that time. He duped me because he knew I didn't know anything about vehicles. I made sure he never sell any car to any of my office colleagues for years after that until he begged me seriously in 2013 and even tried to refund my 50k which I turned down. Each time I see any of my colleagues inspecting any car in his stand, I'll go to the person's office to tell him or her to beware of the car dealer because he's dubious. He lost more than 30 sales because of me. It was because of him that I learnt how to buy cars from Tincan, seme, Idiroko, other parts of Lagos and Nigeria and even cotonou. I will spare my time to follow my colleagues from Akure to Lagos to buy Naija used cars or tokunbo so as to make sure they don't patronise him. He got to know this through our gateman and started looking for me, he sent one of my ogas who's from his hometown to beg me. That's when I allowed him to start making money from my office. Besides, I no longer have the time to go round helping people to buy cars anymore.
OP, get your money first and make sure you go for your dream car, Toyota Corolla.

This sarcasm is out the Roof... Dream Car = Toyota Corolla

naijadrivablog:
Funny enough, most CARTALKERS / AUTO section Nairalanders are in this business BUT won't teach you. You no de their cartel.

Big man say na Cartel. Bro nobody owns the industry, let them keep their secrets, watch a new breed come and take over from them.

I remember vividly the cross over service i had to cross into this controversial year. I was at my uncle's place so I followed him to his church where he is also an assistant pastor.

I remember the bishop making prophetic declarations on how amazing the year is going to be for all of us present and I could recall my AMEN overshadowing that of others around me, (I am sure at that time 2020 was just shaking leg in one corner saying * una never know anything *).

I remember how I was praying that God almighty in his infinite mercies should remember me this year and cause my luck to shine ( don't tell anybody this secret) so that I can win Bet9ja N20m only. *oh I was a fool*. That night I even collected the number of one of the Bishops daughter and thought of maybe getting her pregnant so I can be receiving small change from the man *he is rich by the way* he was an ex super eagle goalie Alloy Agu, google him he played with dodo mayana Peter rufai.

So i set up some yearly goals, *you know that feeling that clouds your heart on new year day and that refreshing air that follows suit, like you are starting over, yes that good feeling that makes you want to quit all your grudges and turn a new leaf, I am here to tell you it is a a SCAM!!!, you are not starting anything over, you are just continuing from where you stopped*

I left my uncle's place and went back to my mom's place to see what the year holds, * omo on my way back I was just praying and begging God to help me achieve even if it's 10% of my goals for the year, hehehehe BIG SCAM *

When I got home, I greeted and I mumbled under my breath that * I swear in 3 months I should move out to my own Apartment hahahaha SCAM again, omo I lie to myself a lot*, maybe to keep myself happy, or just to give me an ounce of Hope.

I remember my mom had a thing on her leg, it was just swollen and was bringing out water, literally eating up itself omo I was scared, but it was a medical condition that comes with Harmattan season, sha after shuttling between Hospital and Church she was healed thankful to the Doctor and the Prayer warriors, lol.

I went back to school to know how far, if I could resume the year that was when I knew I was bleeped, I get one carryover and I couldn't resume except I do the exam again, I payed x2 the normal fees, for a year of deferment * God punish that school* all this was pre Coronavirus lockdown. If I had known I wouldn't have wasted all that money.

Then i left the school with the aim of returning 2 weeks later to start my clearance. Ómò that 2 weeks break was greeted with the inter state lockdown. CORONAVIRUS I hail thee, of all the sicknesses, diseases, ailments, viruses, pandemics etc na you be oga Pata Pata.

Long story short, this year kicked everyone in the nutsack including Donald Trump, *werey go lose election, upon all him gra gra * 2 people I know died this year RIP to them,
1. OKE , that guy that was killed during the riots that followed the LEKKI toll gate MASSACRE.

We went to that same secondary school, he was the Head Boy of our set, 2013/2014 Bosworth College International, Mafoluku, Oshodi, why they killed him I still don't know, very brilliant individual

2. FLAMZ Was a friend of a friend in School, he had a bike accident, in the town and hit his head so bad, he died on the spot, that shit still worries me, the bike man only had few scratches, but my guy's guy die ooo.

The year just get as E be, see top wealthy individuals perished to the claws of the Pandemic, Buruji Kashamu, Abba Kyari, Issa Pantami, and a lot of others both home and abroad, killed people in the USA like chicken, over 1.8m deaths globally, some countries even had to dig mass Graves like they were burying chickens, dead bodies on the street, you can't even touch it because of the circumstances of death. All I can say is, this year tested the strength in Mankind.

The funniest thing is many people think once we enter 2021 all the problems are over *werey it's still the same shii, maybe even in HD view*

Happy new year everyone
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See the nonsense goals I set for 2020, I am here to say I did not achieve a single one. The year just burst my tire.

What her she dresses, decently or not. Once a rapist finds her sexually attractive, the devil in him will kick in.

And also Rape can be both ways

diehard:
Register on copart.com and look at thousands of selected cars placed for auction. You must know the going rate of the cars you're looking for in Nigeria to be able to determine the maximum bid price you will be willing to pay. You must an importer and also know their office address in US or canada. So that you pay less for moving the vehicle to the port for export.

This is just a start info, knowing the type of accidented car to bid for that won't give you problem to fix is a skill you must learn so that you don't lose your money fixing what will be difficult to sell cos of the high price

Alright Thanks a lot. Checking it up assp

Hi

I need expert advices on the steps I need to take to start this car business.

Its not a new thing, people buy accident cars from the USA, UK, Germany etc, import them and fix, then resell at a killer rate.

It's a goldmine and people are into it already, I intend going into it. But I have questions

1. How do I get the Salvaged cars at the lowest prices. Auctions or Car shows.

2. How much will it cost to import them.

3. What is the estimated costs to fix? Is it running into millions?

4. Can a normal average mechanic workshop do the needed justice, and make the cars come out great.

5. After the car has been fixed, best way of marketing and getting a buyer ASAP.

6. For those of you in the business already. Please don't deceive me is it Profitable?

If you can be business minded in Music, then you can be business minded anywhere else...

A quick question how old is she? How old are you? And how long have you been dating her...

Then threaten to dump her if she doesn't change, and if she proves any stubbornness, like telling you she has other guys as options, Bro with the immediate speed of light... DUMP HER!!!

Let her know you can't marry a log of wood in the house. Make her cry over the matter, say words that will pain her and see er change her ways

Thanks a lot, I would check them up asap.

Hey guys especially the ones mad about car designs.
These cars are known Race Cars, so I want to transform a Bmw coupe to look like one of these, maybe not the same but you K kw to give it that Race Car look.

Where can I get it done and how much does it cost for the stickers and decals. Lastly is there any govt regulations that I may need to get permit.

I really admire these cars when i see them on TV and I would want my car looking same. Probably not as fast as them though

Greatzeus:

It will surprise you and all nairalanders that oily and fatty food are not responsible for pimples. I did a research online sometime ago and what I read surprised me.
It has not been scientifically proven or established that oily and fatty food is responsible for pimples.

That's what people don't know, I created a thread on pimples and how it has wrecked me. Some people were telling me to take vitamin c..... The last time I took it, I had a big boil on my nose for a month... Honestly no one know what to use or do

The funny thing is I am trying to hide my face, that's why I did not take full face picture, my peeps, if you see the holes on my face, caused by severe acne.... Only if you can see me in person

Please of you want to help donate toward my 100k medical fees. Please ask me I don't want to be too forward, please I am not a scammer.

Righteousness89:


My Brother, Except you agree to yourself that you are cursed! That's when you are Cursed!

Are u saying if the acne does not go , your life becomes miserable? That's a wrong way to live my Brother..

If GF is your Pirioty in life then you have a long way to go..

This is my Advice to you!
Ignore all that!
There are folks worse than you that are happily Married..
If you have a Job or business or you in school, Focus on it..
Invite JESUS into your Life and affairs.. forget about this issue! It's nothing..
Pursue GOD! Pursue your life goals..
Every other thing will be sorted out..

If you need JESUS and Prayers , send me a Pm or your WhatsApp Contact! I will be glad to lead you..

Sir respectfully I am at that age where I should be growing relationships with both genders.... I am not underaged and I am here saying what is bothering me, I love Jesus but this is a cry for help not a call for preaching... I am not those your church brothers that keep meek faces but do bad things after church. I need to get this thing off my face, and see me for who I am... If I as a lady with fibroid would you tell me to take my mind off it and not seek for help. Please not everything is a call to salvation... I know you are a Pastor, but this is about health

I just need kind hearted people to help. Me fund this my treatment, it has taken a toll on me, my life and what is stand for generally.... Just like someone with mouth odour who has tried everything and is frustrated.... If i show you my teen years pictures, I am not even proud of them....
I am growing and it is affecting hw I relate with others, I am always laid back and that is not who I really am... I have been insulted times without number, I have been the butt of dark jokes severally because of this same thing.... I need help

Freestainworld:
I suffer from pimples too, if you have oily body, always powder to dry up the pimples, avoid pressing them so they won't be giving you dark spot on the body, run away f on oily food, use good soap for bathing, use Acenaway cream on your face, thank me later

Powder, bro my own acne will swallow any powder 1hr Max my face is oily again, truth is I have tried different types of soaps to control the breakout but a soap will be working just fine, then after sometime, it would become my poison.
There are different types of breakout there is pimples and Acne... Acne is my case

Righteousness89:


Low esteem because of a body that u will drop here..
Low esteem because of a mere dust..

My Brother the problem you have is not Pimples! The problem you have is your reasoning.

If you know and understand how useless this our body is , you will bother yourself so much about things as this..

Live your life.
Have your daily bath..
Ensure you are clean...
The body will organize itself...

I don't think you understand, if at 22 years you don't have GF ever in your life, forcefully I became an introvert, sometimes I would take my bath, I am stepping out, then I look into the mirror and is see my face, I would just go back inside... Why because at some point you may not want to listen to what people say. But when you are alone you will tell yourself the truth... Am I cursed to have this acne, I am here seeking for solutions... I have suffered... And I am tired

I have spent all my money on this ACNE stress... I can't take back all the years of low self esteem, it took from me. But I can put a stop to it and live my life to the fullest..

I greet you all in the name of the lord,

Please my elders and mates, I am lost in the world of fiction and I literally live only in my head.

Why because acne/pimples has caused me to lose every high self esteem and confidence I have.

Wheni was a 13 years old boy, I started having pimples, normally in class we would pop each other's pimples and laugh it off, over the years it got serious and people started staying away from me, you know avoiding being seen around me.

It Had a big bad effect on my academic performance, I hated going to school in the morning, all these till I finished secondary school... After secondary school, I attended Jamb Lessons and the rest still the same thing, people avoiding me like a plague, and I took it upon myself to check what was wrong and I found out that it was the boil sized pimples on my face that caused girls to snub me, buys to sideline me and so on.

When I got admitted for ND, I tried to make friends but every one kept that face of who's this, get out of here, girls would loudly say, let's leave here before this guy gives us pimples. I totally avoided taking pictures with friends and personal ones....

I went online and did a little research and saw that severe acne and breakouts can be treated using Laser Technology one kain one kain. I went to YouTube and watched some videos and saw the before and after of some patients and I saw that my case still had hope...

I searched for dermatologist and ski care comics in Nigeria and I stumbled upon one Laserderm Clinics where I followed up on their posts and decided to reach out to them. They asked me to come for consultation at a fee of 15k. I then calculated in my head, that I should be needing about 100k to 150 thousand Naira to get the full treatment from their clinic. This is where I need help, I have done my research and I think I should give this a try, but that money is not something I can afford... If I had it, even if it's my last money, I would spend it to get my face and skin fixed.

Because it has been my flaw, I have tried to get my mind off it, but it's so painful going to bed at night and by the time I wake up in the morning I have a big sized pimple on my nose, very obvious and disgusting even to me, talk less of the people around me... This ACNE had dealt with me I won't deny, but I think I have to put a stop to it, I am 22 right now, imagine since I was 13 years old, my face has not rested from this menace, all my face is full of holes caused by it. My face does not even have an even color due to the continual combination of different creams and cleansers I have applied to fight the breakout. I have read a lot about it, and I have concluded that going for the Laser Treatment is the Last Straw, it has permanent effect, that is why I prefer it, but it is expensive for me... I have ACNE on. My face, chest, back, neck upper arms, shoulders infact I am tired.... I need Help financially... You can make enquiry about the LASERDERM clinic I mentioned, I reached to them through their Instagram page, you can pay to them, if you fear I am a scanner, I would understand, I would just go to them for treatment, please if you want to help me, don't give me the money directly search Laserderm clinics on Instagram and chat them up, I will go there for the treatment... This thing is killing my ego and I am honestly tired...

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Hello I wish to venture into farming and I want to get leased land from the government to plant

Plantain
Maize
Cassava

I would like the land to be in ogun state, how do I go about it. Thank you

Hello if you have any idea kindly share with me

Things like this

Hi everyone,
I intend to launch a designer men wears boutique next year and I am stuck with knowing how to get suppliers to get me the best quality wears for my upcoming store.
I intend to get Designer Shirts, Jeans, t-shirt, trousers, belt, shoes, perfumes, belt, suits, bags, wristwatches, jewelry, and even men skincare and I want them designer not ABA made.
I am currently doing my market research before I go into it fully and I am stuck now.
With a budget of 5m where can I get these things at a good wholesale price.
Thanks in advance..

Brown999:
Yes. All you need is money, talent, and mad promotion.

This one everyone is saying Money Money and More Money.... Talent is even second in that order. Wow how do I even get this so called money, omo boys dey wail oo.

I am Jacuzzi the phenomenal 007, an aspiring musician, dancer and soon producer.
I have this question in my heart, Is it possible for a musician to blow in the Nigerian music industry and still remain relevant for maybe 3 years without signing with a label with money.
What are the things that artiste has to put in place, to get there. Is it finance, talent, or image.
Remember as an upcoming artiste, funds are limited. Even some rich artistes still struggle, so i believe money aside, there are still some things to remain relevant. Even some that tag with popular ones still struggle, e.g - B red is davido's cousin but is still struggling with his career since dami duro Era. He has money at his disposal but alot of things play part. Kindly discuss with us what you think.

100k is something.
I also have an idea, of starting a[b] FISH GRILL[/b] stand although I think a budget of 200k will do it.
Get a welder to form the grill and base, maybe 40k.
Then get a small makeshift shed maybe wooden or aluminum. maybe 50-70k
Then pay for the space where you will stand. *i don't know the price*
Then ingredients and equipment.
Banner*
Branded Nylons*
Fish*
Serviettes*
Then maybe plantain or potato chips, then onions pepper, spices, etc and maybe get an experienced hand to help out from the start if you don't know how to make it.
Pay him 2k per night. AGREE WITH HIM
Then maybe a branded shirt to show the name of your hustle. e.g XYZ Fish Grills And BBQ.

i.e Let it be in a open space or maybe close to a bar.

Hello Nairalanders, i am here again with the best deals for you...

I have 20 Nissan Almera 2012 cars for just 1.6 million Naira each ( negotiable ). They can be used for your Uber Taxify and even as a personal car.

You can also purchase as a gift to your Daughter on her Birthday, or wife on your wedding anniversary. This is a very rugged car, that can go far distances on very low fuel consumption.

It is very unique as you know Nissan makes great cars...

I have 20 cars available for sale, you can order up to 3 and get amazing discounts...... I am telling you, it's the best deal anywhere
• 4 plugs engine
• AUTO gear
• neat interior
• alloy wheel
• power steering/doors/mirrors/windows
• sound engine and gear
• buy and drive
• excellent condition

Call or Whatsapp AYO on 08058005848

Nice One... NAF

May her soul rest in peace

Not trying to sound nice or anything
Now alot of ladies have at one point in time been cheated on by their boyfriends amd you hear the common phrase " After all i did for HIM" now it is Cocky to cheat on a person but let us come down to the cause.


A lot of these feminine creatures dont know anything about Love in a relationship. Most of them just left their parents care and these parents were the ones telling them all their lives to avoid Guys. They dont let most even go to their Cousins Place, no Male lesson teachers, or best they take them to an All girls Boarding school, now tell me how that one will know how to care for your dire needs.

Most of them have been spoon fed by their moms and aunties that their lives and Marriages, can only be great if their husbands break them first.

It is those type of girls that will, at any small talk start telling you that they are still intact or start using it to insult any girl they get into quarrels with.

Now back to the Topic. See ladies the reasons why you can't keep that man is

1. You are not ready to do anything for another Person
2. You are boring, cant hold a convo
3.In bed you lay like a log of wood, WHY! are you feeling guilty or something.
4. You see that your friend that is always laughing at your Lover jokes, Watch Out They will end up Together.
5.You ask too much, even to breath, you will ask for money
6.You are too self centered, so because he suffered to get you to date him, does not mean he should suffer to make the relationship work. the worst thing you can do is to constantly remind him that you have other options outside.
7.Babe be humble, you may be more presentable than him, but just put those shoulders down.

guys between a girl who takes care of you, is interested in you, is involved in the sex and gives you good vibes, knows how to hold a conversation, and the other one who is only interested in how you will buy her the latest phones, and the new wig in town.....

See no perfect person oo, but as a guy the only person i can end up with is the girl i know is not selfish and not only about herself, now its not because of me but also for my Unborn Kids...

In conclusion gone are the days when a guy struggles to be noticed. If you are not giving me attention, am sorry but there are over 4 billion females.

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