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siofra:


They're called hoochie daddy shorts. Very popular among Americans.


Can't wait for this trend to reach Nigeria

finally gay men don drop fashion line

ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/fg-trains-ghanaian-liberian-egyptian-malawian-electricity-workers/

On how to off light

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
Happy sunday guys. Please I seriously need your help. I produce way too much urine, especially at night. I practically wake up every 30 minutes to use the restroom. It's too much.

The worst part is that I'm merely EIGHTEEN!!! Please how do I curb this anomaly guys? I dread to think what would happen if i enter UNI and live in the hostel with my fellow guys. They might tag me a criminal, or worse, I might be attacked by one during one of my endless trips to the bathroom.

You guys should help me abeg.

Oga check your kidney and sugar level asap

obembet:
What’s your score?

A quick Life exam for 35marks

1. Still a Virgin....(5marks)

2. Never smoked (5marks)

3. Never Cheated. (5marks)

4. Never watched porn.... (5marks)

5. Never masturbated ..(5marks)

6. Never got drunk....(5marks)

7. Never sent out nude... (5marks)

What did you score?

15

Lessonteacher:
https://guardian.ng/news/lawyer-sues-fg-12-northern-states-for-sharing-in-vat-realised-from-sale-of-alcohol/

Hypocrite return that money

tayo60:
Breast cancer no dey happen to men. Na woman d thing dey do most

It happens to men but rare and radical when it happens

thundafire:
those are last year trophies

But na this year we win am

Xwizard:
I will be straight and sharp, I don’t need any bad every response, I’ve done it already, and I want to handle it maturely. Just need advice from any one who had handled such issues peacefully that all.

Yesterday I was caught for bypassing, I wasn’t at home, so before I got back they’ve cut down my wire, my neighbor won’t let them take away the meter and wire. Immediately they called and told me, first thing I did was recharge online on the meter right away, hoping I would have a chance, but I got home now I saw they’ve opened the meter, and I’m sure our people they would have taken enough pictures of the tampered meter, some of them can even pix mix I’m for evidence.

Well they dropped a letter for me, on the letter my last recharge was written at the back stating about 8months ago, and a phone at the back.

I don’t know what to do first, any I’ve not make any move yet, but I’ve corrected the bypass meter. suggestions how best to handle it.

Wait for police and better money to pay

thundafire:
New touts to rule while the real touts in Nigeria will start boasting as the went trophyless

World club cup and super cup is not trophyless and champions league semi final, carabao cup final and fa cup final in one year, I don't see this as trophyless.

Rahkman:
e Don be for the agbero club no more russian corruption money ,I give Chelsea 2 years to become like Manchester united ,I see Chelsea fans reminiscing of the old abramovich era,just as manure fans reminisce of the old ferguson era at any given opportunity...the only thing in the brain of a manure fan is Alex ferguson and " suiii" ,they ve all given up in life, their only achievement is seeing ronaldo score so they can shout " suiiii" then return back to their 7th position on the table then go home and wànk all night...this might be Chelsea in 2 years time

arsenal fan talking

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

Always the wife, as if your brother can't make his own decision.

Augustwife:
I had to open a new moniker so I can rant in peace. My head is full, so it's going to be a long post .

I got married to the love of my life 2017 (we started dating 2009) and we have two wonderful children.
He loves me (I know for sure), doesn't cheat too and my in-laws are the most wonderful people on earth ( my mil especially).

We have a joint business but the bad part :he is addicted to alcohol.

He wasn't like this before we got married, he used to drink occasionally so I can't really tell how we got here.

It's so bad that he can't go a day without it. Once he can't lay his hands on alcohol he will begin to shiver like a malaria patient.

This addiction has gotten us into debts that I had to pay with my savings on several occasions.

I'm talking of debts of 120k, 167k, 136k e.t.c. He's takes several loans from loan sharks , drinks like no tomorrow.

He has wrecked ourbbusiness and only with the help of God was I able to rebuild It by taking loans and paying back.

We even decided he gets a job so he can be more responsible but after working for a year he had nothing to show for it.

Twice his parents had to take him to a therapist but it was all in vain as he would go back to drinking.

My head is scattered,I can't think straight, it's making me hate him. I tried leaving a few weeks ago , I went back to my mother's house but trust my mama, she begged me to go back and my mother in-law too.

I don't even know what to do, my mental life is zero, I have withdrawn from everyone, I'm practically in poverty due to this addiction
He is a wonderful man BUT this addiction is a very big problem. We have prayed, fasted, gone to doctors but it's still there.

I don't know what to do .

You should do what the other lady did to her husband, by taking him to the mortuary to sleep among the dead. He woke up shouting I am alive, I am not dead. When he manage to come out of there he changed just like magic. Up till today he is not aware it was the wife that did it.

Sweetplum:
A man that has empathy. Before he hursts me, he puts himself in my shoes.
Like Ozor of BBN.
I WANT A SIMP!

A rich & handsome simp.
So that we can give birth to fine God fearing children.

Well-done madam Nollywood.

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

Date her, use her never take her serious for one second

Proudlycanadian:
What's your take?
Who should infinix be?
Please don't forget to follow me on IG luxastoria_ng . I love you

Lol portable

Hmmm

Youngaboy:
My friend want to sell a car, he has been using this car for long, but the issue is that, the car papers bears a company's name, the company he was working with.
Asking him, he said his boss bought the car for him from the company, and he want to sell the car now, so I don't know what and what to check, I don't want to buy a stolen car that'll put me in trouble later.
Please if you know anything I can do to verify this, please do let me know.
It's urgent before someone else buy the car.

Mod front page please.

After payment get him to sworn an affidavit for the car purchase and also secure a police extract as well and also get a police CMR with the CMR you know if the car was stolen on not.

Segzydaniels:
A full lunar eclipse to bring super blood moon tonight



https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-61423765

I saw it around 4:58am this morning, initially I thought it was the sun until I looked closer

WriterNig:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/12/23/57746959-10811451-image-a-80_1652392873025.jpg

Russia suspends electricity supplies to Finland, a supplier said on Friday as tensions rise over Helsinki's NATO bid amid Moscow's military campaign in Ukraine.

'We are forced to suspend the electricity import starting from May 14,' said RAO Nordic, a subsidiary of Russian state energy holding Inter RAO.

'RAO Nordic is not able to make payments for the imported electricity from Russia.'

The firm is not directly faced with Western sanctions over the invasion into Ukraine, Montel News reports. However the outlet adds Inter Rao Lietuva - its 51% owned Lithuanian subsidiary - is.

MailOnline has reached out to RAO Nordic for more information.

It comes as Russia yesterday accused Finland of 'pushing above its weight' as the country signalled its intention to join NATO.

Putin's EU ambassador vowed to bolster defences on the Russia and Finland's shared 800-mile-long border if it decided to join the alliance.

Vladimir Chizhov said if Finland joined it would lead to 'certain military-technical measures, like improving or raising the degree of defence preparations along the Finnish border'.

https://static.themoscowtimes.com/image/article_1360/b3/matthew-henry-yETqkLnhsUI-unsplash.jpg

A move would 'certainly necessitate rethinking of Russian defence posture' but not 'necessarily [involve] troops and tanks, but certain preparations like radars, perhaps', he told Sky News.

Yesterday a former British ambassador to Russia has said there may be 'much more Russian nuclear deployment in the Baltic' areas in response to Finland potentially becoming a NATO member in light of the war in Ukraine.

Sir Tony Brenton told BBC's Newsnight programme the Kremlin may think 'it expands their view of NATO as a threat to them'.

He said: 'They will be very conscious especially as this war winds its way to a conclusion that their conventional forces have not produced the results they hoped for.

'They will be increasingly inclined therefore to use their nuclear strength as a demonstration they need to be taken seriously.

'I think we need to resign ourselves to the likelihood of much more Russian nuclear deployment in the Baltic area as a response to Finland's accession to NATO, when it comes, and Sweden's very likely one as well.'

NEPA DON TAKE LIGHT

Security/gateman now a civil engineer

PrinceOfLagos:
GEJ is coming

Propaganda kill una there

LIGHTHEARTED0:
i need any medication or any medical explanation to this white tongue, i don't wanna believe it oral thrush

i also noticed some pain in my muscles especially finger joints, but they are relieving me now

please help me,any medication or reason i have it

i have stop smoking some weeks ago but it still there every morning i wake up

insult and bashing it allowed by the way

test for HIV

naptu2:
The draws for the 2022 FIFA Under 20 World Cup were held yesterday night and the Super Falconets of Nigeria were drawn in group C along with France, Canada and Korea. The tournament will be held in Costa Rica from the 10th till the 28th of August, 2022.

Nigeria's first match will be against France on August 11th, it's second match will be against Korea on August 14th and its final group match will be against Canada on August 17th.


The Super Falconets have gotten to the final of the competition on two occasions. In 2010 Nigeria lost 2-0 to Germany in the final via an Osinachi Ohale own goal and a goal from Alexandra Popp (this was the set of Desire Oparanozie, Ebere Orji and co). Nigeria again lost to Germany in the 2014 edition, via a lone goal by Lena Petermann (this was the set of Asisat Oshoala, Courtney Dike and co).

this is DOA.

NaijaRoyalty:
I refuse to be ruled by a woman, I am sorry.

The universe have placed man above woman so we won't lower the standard ..

Aunty, go for Senate or Reps but if you want to be president, be president of your husband's kitchen and bedroom

You won't be president of Nigeria, don't even think about it.

U be mumu

I'm

Aconcagua:
Hello esteemed Nairalanders in the property and other sections:

Please I need your informed suggestions on the best areas within Lagos where I can currently get a half plot of land for 15 - 25million Naira. I am particularly looking at areas with the following features:

- Great Security (very low armed robbery incidence rates, low concentration of louts)
- Decent phcn power (at least 10 - 15hours daily)
- Nearness to social facilities like shopping malls, supermarkets, nice relaxation spots etc
- Non-swampy or prone to flooding

The areas I'm considering that fit the above requirements are Ogudu, Ogba, Isheri-Olowora axis, Ikate, Argungi or any area on the island not beyond Chevron.

Please advise whether and where I can get a half plot of land within the stated budget in these areas or any other area in Lagos that you know is also suitable. Note that Ibafo-Mowe (distance), OPIC estate (flooding), Ikorodu, Iyana-Ipaja/Egbeda/Alimosho (distance), Lagos Island (louts), Ajah (poor security and distance), Agege/Iju/Agbado/Abule-egba axis (poor roads and louts) are out of my consideration due to the various factors already highlighted.

Appreciate your responses!

Pls help a brother's 2022 housing ministry and move to the promised land

You wan buy land for ikate where where a plot is sold for 150-200m. Also u nor wan pass Chevron for how much? My brother with that your budget na only after Abraham adesanya side you go manage see land, may ibeju or epe.
For that ikate if you get 150-200m to get a plot of land then we can talk.

frankleesehi:
https://hgsmediaplus.com/2022/05/05/customs-intercepts-bags-of-poisonous-rice-in-ogun-state-photos/

How did you know it was poisonous, did you run test?

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1419455/unknown-gunmen-hailed-ariaria-market-aba-visit-market-photos-video/

una dey hail terrorist abi? I pity all of una

press9jatv:
Oshiomole declares for Presidency says "I'm here to restore the dignity of Labour and combat poverty...."




https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-oshiomhole-declares-for-presidency-vows-to-end-insecurity-ASUU-strike/

These are strategies of getting appointment after election. I step down for you, if you win, you give me one position

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

Stop the introduction. If you are to marry her she must get help asap. It's a medical condition.

[quote author=Zeikh post=112453775]Show me one honda engine that can do what 2TR and 3RZ engines are doing on a daily.[/quote

oga I used sienna and it almost took me back to the village the engine is not as strong as the Honda Accord engine. Period

The story is accurate Honda make the best engine, their parts are cheap, no theft issues, the only edge Toyota have over Honda is their transmission Honda uses cvt wish has an history of breaking down on time, but with consistency they have been able to perfect it, the perfection is what you get when you buy the Honda Accord 2013 version. Or the civic series. For personal experience I have used Honda/Toyota/Nissan Honda still remains my number one choice. Toyota is an expensive shit show of a car. Let not talk about Nissan Keke maruwa better pass am

R2bees2:
Something wey dey harmless...
For East them dey use am do rope sef, just use am tie firewood, when you get home untie and throw away. The snake go even thank you sef

But to be fair green snakes are harmless

Not all just this particular one