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jay bee:
Can you just imagine
like money is the most important thing in life
What happens if he wins the contract and dies on the way back?
What happens if the contract was just a hoax?

na real wa

[color=#000030]Like i said before, some brains are still brand new and very shiny! When they reflect, it's very easy to spot them!
Even if it's not a hoax, how can you place common 20 million Naira above your wife? Above people you love?

I haff dieded! [/color]

[color=#000030]Love is an Emotion. . .[/color]

Second of all, it's safe to conclude that money is the most important thing to you in life

[color=#000030]No! Not money. . . Just 20 Million Naira! [/color]

She needs the money to get her life back after the surgical operation.

[color=#000030]DaShyGuy: On behalf of this 20million Naira, I donate my wife!

I wonder what people with this kind of mentality will do when they see 100million! [/color]

She would divorce me the minute she learnt i put off a N20m contract just to sit and watch her in a theater.  [size=14pt]Am i the surgeon?[/size]

[color=#000030]What tha fcck comment of the day. . . Boy, some brains are still brand new! [/color]

[color=#000030]Even Nollywood in its dire catastrophic state, would not think of bullshit of this magnitude! Damn!
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Topic remains an unfathomable scenario, imaginative capability remains zero, replies are even more unrealistic! In compendium, thread is bullshit!

Shoot me![/color]

collinsoft:
@ killz, if i dont bleep this girl in return, i will not rest.
am planning a revenge taking-out this weekend. i already told her i want us to hand out in one of the eatries here in ph afterwards execute my plans. i believe this lady is matured too and know what she want just like some persons here rightly told me my cousine is old enough and knows what she want. i will make this guy feel soo little when am done with him that he might opt resining from the company.

[color=#000030]I'm sorry, but you are not making any sense! Someone slept with your cousin, and now, you want to sleep with his girlfriend? Are you angry that he slept with your cousin, or that you could not sleep with your cousin? Or that he did not seek your approval first? Or that your cousin was so loose? Or that you sleep with your cousin, and because she slept with him too, you are jealous? You felt cheated? I still dont gerrit!
What have you done to the other guy's that have been sleeping with your cousin all along? How old are you sir? And why are you thinking like a 13 year old?

Listen: Anger is a small madness. Do nothing when you are angry, because what you will ruin will be more than what caused your anger in the first place!. . . Some actions are not just worth it! Just look at the time you have put into planning a vendetta that makes NO SENSE! Now, what if he deals with you and you opt resigning? Do you hold all aces? [/color]

[color=#000030]A young couple took their five-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small p[i]e[/i]nis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed.

"For me?"

"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father." [/color]

otooro:
nice jokes, killz!

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Comment: Best jokes yet


Prize: https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Respect/number-one-043.gif

[color=#000030]Thanks Man! BTW, how do you customize those smileys? Could you be of help?[/color]

collinsoft:
for the information of the house am a guy and not a lady.
The girl in question my colleague dates is already having a soft spot for me. am not a weakling as some of you would assume am good looking and a ladys specs any day. i just want to pok her thats all

[color=#000030]Smh! So what was your blabbing all about? I'm obfuscated! [/color]

[color=#000030]Smh![/color]

[color=#000030]The thread is DUMB! there is nothing Intellectual about it! Thread should be in the JOKES section! In real life, a man finding it hard to make ends meet with NOT get married!
I dont know which is more dumb, the thread or the poster?  [/color]

[color=#000030]If you cant take care of yourself, finding it hard to make ends meet, will you get married? St[i]u[/i]pid story![/color]

[color=#000030]Re read your post again and see if it makes sense![/color]

[color=#000030]If you are finding it hard to make ends meet, why the hell are you getting married? Makes NO sense![/color]

[color=#000030]How exactly is this a problem? Signing contracts on a saturday? Blimey![/color]

[color=#000030]Racecar Driver

The racecar driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

"What's the matter! Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my t[i]i[/i]ts and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights'. Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'What a smooth finish'."

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt my p**sy and yelled, 'Who the hell left the garage door open'?" [/color]

[color=#000030]One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said "WHAT? "
So she says the words every husband on the planet dreads to hear, "You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman."

I am thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a Marshall Field's store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different and very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to take all three. She wanted matching shoes, I said "let's get a pair for each outfit."

We went to the jewelry department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was OK.

She was almost sex[i]u[/i]ally excited from all of this. You should have seen her face when she said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cash register."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like buying all of this stuff right now." You should have seen her face, It went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while" . And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

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[color=#000030]^^^
Nigga, you fall my hand![/color]

[color=#000030]Sorry about your loss. So what's the point of this thread? [/color]

[color=#000030]No be new thing! How e take surprise you dey surprise me sef! [/color]

Are you still pissed I left you behind when I escaped? [b]I hear they now allow all you crazy inmates access to the internet these days. [/b]Congrats.

[color=#000030]Somersaults into maltina bottle! [/color]

[color=#000030]Most of them never accept flower on a non valentine day, and the only cards i know some will accept is recharge cards! Thank God all Nigerian girls are not like that! Some still accept flowers, Greeting cards and chocolate. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]Cynthia howdy?[/color]

[color=#000030]Wrong section![/color]

[color=#000030]"Get this," said a guy to his friend, "last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything," his friend asked?

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. . . My wife thought it was me coming home drunk again." [/color]