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Read my earlier post and get back to me! Your father is waiting![/color]

[quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=858631.msg10083492#msg10083492 date=1327949562]^^hahahahahahahahahahaha ROTFLMCAO hahaha i need a air, hahaha OMG my tricks are working hahahahagahahaha Look at yhu!! Hahaha hahaa my son, dnt worry i won't pull ur hairs anymore (ROTFLMAO!)[/quote][color=#000030]When you are done pulling the hair off your dad's arse, pull your mother's out, pull yours, then we can talk about curing your insanity!  [/color]

@1stBolded, bros, hw far u nah? @2ndBolded, wtf! How does the bolded relate with what he/you('hd) said?

[color=#000030]Pay no heed to the discombobulated fool! His stupidity is infectious, and there is no vaccine against it! Nuff said![/color]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=799767.msg10083344#msg10083344 date=1327948366]His girl friend or boy friend? [/quote][color=#000030]Are you done washing my car?[/color]

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No. [/color]

[quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=858631.msg10083230#msg10083230 date=1327947376]i see_thats only what you're good at. I laugh coz ur pea brain wouldn't allow you to recognise it's a typographical error_Anyway, stuck your head into your pants get the sense of your fallacy[/quote][color=#000030]5%. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]Even MBJ has kids?

Ok, i'll post my kids pic too. . . next 18 months!

MZD, can we tango to Kidgo?
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[color=#000030]Op if you take her back, you are the biggest fool ever! Yes! na me talk it! She'll take you as a fool because she knows you are not supposed to take her back, and then she'll continue riding your intelligence like a horse! She'll have you in the house, and she'll sleep with every man that says hi! Yes! Because she has your password! You are damn too soft! 4 years? WTF! And you'll continue to live in pain in your matrimonial home. Leave that lady alone. The worst thing that'll happen to you is sleeping with her, or allowing her to sleep with you. If you do that you are what? You are FINISHED!

Look her young man, people wey sabi don dey advice you for this thread, and you dey form romeo for juliet wey go study fuckology for 4 years? Ear wey no dey hear word, if they cut head comot, the ear don go be dat! Na fly wey no dey hear word dey follow dead body enter grave! Dont do this for me, do it for yourself! RUN! And when running, make sure say your leg dey touch the back of your head, a.k.a your ogor! Confirm yarnings! This wan na once bitten, forever shy! You cannot fit to pass s[i]h[/i]it for road without frowning, you MUST frown! Bro, small s[i]h[/i]it na still s[i]h[/i]it, edy smell. I dey tell you!

I dont know why people choose not to learn from other peoples mistakes, but will rather like to use themselves as scape goats! Jeeeesus Christ!

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[color=#000030]Bull what? BULLSHIT! [/color]

claremont:
It is more rational for a lady to abort a baby she knows she is NOT mentally, emotionally, financially, and socially able to carry through. [size=16pt]It is a complete journey into irrationality, and sheer wickedness for a baby to be brought into this world by a mother who lacks the capacity to take good care of that baby.[/size] It's faulty logic for someone to pander along the lines of "thou shalt not kill" to justify invalid points, that particular phrase is the most ridiculous phrase in the bible.

"Thou shalt not kill". . . but kill what?! It's turned logical reasoning on its head!

[color=#000030]So what do you call a lady that gets pregnant as a result of wanton gallivanting, blames the baby for her future shortcomings, and then to suit her selfishness, she robs the baby of it's right to live and KILLS IT! What?

If i have my way, any lady that deliberately aborts the first time should not be allowed to have children ever![/color]

[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=858631.msg10082560#msg10082560 date=1327942481]its your fault hun. You said the only thing you can offer a guy is punny.
The only girls i know that do so are ashi(s)
No offense[/quote][color=#000030]Op said so first![/color]

Ijogz K:
Seriously this is the most annoying word designed by ladies of 2day world, what do you mean by using u and dumping U?
Some gurls would be in a relationship, and expect the guy to do virtually everything,
1. Money for hair,
Make all the calls,
Send recharge card
Take her out, and na u go buy the fuel ohhh,
Pay for the tickets, or gate fee,  
Buy snacks or wotever u guyz would eat, and pay for it
Send her gifts and packages
Tell her how much you love her cuz she wants that as reassurance
Be her security
Be her gist partner even though all she talks about is balls
Buy her friends stuffs, if she is in their midst, and you have to visit her
And when its time to do stuffs, she would be the one to remove your cloths 4 u oooooo, though u are to make the 1st move sha,
when stuffs is going on, she moans more and enjoys it more
you can't stop at round one, even though u r satisfied, U av to prove that you are a man, considering the fact that dere r more willing and able bodied men that are ready to give it to her,
Its the guy that virtually does all,

[size=13pt]Her only contribution is her p*nny and her useless gist/gossip
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And when u get tired of these and say that you don't want again, she begins to cry and say that you used her and dumped her : Abeg who is using who?

Nonsense  

[color=#000030]It makes you wonder the kind of girls he hangs out with! Beats me![/color]

i don't reckon  senseless bullfrogs having [size=14pt]teritorial [/size]standards

[color=#000030]***Yawns*** x2. . . 13%. . . Try again!

By the way, it's territorial. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]Apples

A young girl sees her grandfather in the shower and asks him, "What are those between your legs?"

"Those are the apples of the tree of life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment.

Impressed, the girl then tells this to her grandmother, who replies, "Did he mention anything about that dead branch they're hanging from?"[/color]

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Ok! [/color]

[color=#000030]10 thing's men know about women

1 = They are beautiful.


2 = They are cute.


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10 = They are sexy.
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[color=#000030]I'll let that slide, you are not yet up to my standards![/color]

omega25red:
omg that was my question too

[color=#000030]Great minds think alike! [/color]

[color=#000030]The topic makes sense, but the list? That's BULLSHIT in capital letters, and in High Definition! When you are to present such interesting topics, make them debatable. You started an interesting topic with mudslinging, expect negative comments from guys and girls alike. When the hell will y'all learn? Damn! [/color]

[color=#000040]What the hell are you blabbing about? [/color]

[color=#000030]Smh![/color]

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It's not a ROYAL FAIL. . . He is part of the 70%! [/color]

[color=#000030]Cunning

A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of mammoths had spent the night in his mouth.
It felt good to be blind drunk, but the time came for him to go home and his wife was quite quick-tempered. She always knew when he was drunk even if he was three blocks away from their house and did not let him in.
This is why the drunken man decided to use his cunning and break in the house. He rang the bell for a long time and an angry voice hissed from within:
"Who is it?"
The man leaned on the door and said tenderly:
"I bring roses for the most beautiful woman in the world."
Upon hearing that his wife was so moved that decided to open the door. She opened it and took a close look at her husband. Imagine her surprise when she saw neither roses, nor hyacinths in his hands.
"Where are the roses for the most beautiful woman in the world, you bastard?," the woman roared.
The man slouched towards her and murmured: "And where is the most beautiful woman in the world?"[/color]

and thats YOUR opinion. you can view abortion as whatever you want, people like me simply think it is a SAFE PROCEDURE that was put into our hands to safely get rid of any unwanted pregnancy, to respect LIFE and not have children that we CANT care for properly. as we already argued on that issue before: you believe a child is a child from conception, while i believe a child is NOT a child until much later.

[color=#000030]Well, it's up to her now. . .[/color]

what BS law says that a man cannot r[b]a[/b]pe his wife?! you must be dreaming as R[b]A[/b]PE is R[b]A[/b]PE, whether it is your wife or not. . . . . . . .  and if there are countries where women are viewed as property (probably some slow countries) then FUKC THEM indeed!

[color=#000030]Atleast we agree on this one! [/color]

talina:
Weve all given our opinions and advice, and it was asked freely by the poster. Your opinion mattered as much as any. And whatever her choice, a very painful lesson will be learned. .

[color=#000030]Well, there's really nothing anyone can do. . . Cheer up! [/color]

Killz, may your big toe stumble into a pile of poo.

[color=#000030]May you step on a banana peel! [/color]

we took the time to get to know each other and ironed out any unknowns before doing the nkwo sa peto.

[color=#000030]WTF! [/color]

talina:
If only it was so easy! Trying to teach others about consequences and learning from others mistakes is what is happening all around us. But I see that so many, if not most people, just have to learn from their own mistakes and sometimes put their finger in the fire to feel its heat.That seems to be the ultimate design of why we are alive. I agree in though with this issue,that minimizing its occurance is in the best interest of everyone.

[color=#000030]Most times i dont bother about trying to teach! But in situations like this, where one mistake has been made and she is seeking ideas before she makes another, the least i can do is to be very vociferous against abortion! Of course, in the end, she has to choose and in choosing means she has accepted whatever consequences that would result! Whether she aborts or not, i dont think she'll be having another fling anytime soon! Two weeks of intense sex, intense pleasure, breakfast in bed blah blah blah, and you are faced with such a dilemma, as a result of just 14 days? WTH! Is it really worth it? I dont gerrit!

If i'm sad for the lady, i'll be more sad for those who will read her story, and still make this same mistake! Smh![/color]

so long as they FIX THE PROBLEM AT HAND, they can do whatever they want. expecting them to solving the mistake by doing ANOTHER  MISTAKE is definitely NOT right, IMHO.

[color=#000030]They can do whatever they want yeah! Murder shouldnt be part of it! There are two things involved. her health, and murder! IMO, abortion is a lose lose situation![/color]

arm robbery is a crime, while abortion is NOT a crime in most part of the world. so as Mrs C said, if someone CAN/WANT to do it then they should (so long as it aint anything criminal/against the law)

[color=#000030]In parts of the world where abortion is a crime doesnt make it right! Sometimes, the law is an arse. For instance, the law says "A man cannot r[i]a[/i]pe his wife". . .that, to me is bullshit since i know r[i]a[/i]pe is wrong and as a result of the law being an arse sometimes, in cases like this, i say to the law: Fcck you! [/color]

So you won't take me to the abortion clinic?  

[color=#000030]NO![/color]

talina:
You are very right in this statement, [size=13pt]but the fact is people make mistakes, are careless, and birthcontrol fails. This will not change. We are imperfect and silly sometimes.[/size]

[color=#000030]Very correct! That is why we should tell the truth about certain issues, so that people dont make themselves statistics! I should learn from the mistake of others, and should not necessarily allow others to learn from my mistake! The situation wont change, but it can be minimized to the barest minimum![/color]