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[color=#000030]Smh! So your advice is to get married as a broke arse, live under the bridge, and wait for favour from the lord because you found a good wife? Jesus Christ![/color]

[color=#000030] True! people are always trying to sound optimistic without being realistic! What if things turn out worse after getting married really? I dont think it's about the legal sex, most get it else where, i think the sole pressure is on having kids at an early age! Why would anyone give birth to a kid that he cannot take care of? Ain't that stupidity? The funny thing is that people with more kids are those that earn less! I don't understand the logic behind such bullshit at times!

Let him make sure his wife-to-be earns at least 30k before they get married! They are better off on a 70k combined salary than on a 40k salary! Jeez![/color]

That's good.  I feel like playing with some nuts.

[color=#000030]Me too. Let's go buy Groundnuts. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]DonMonkeyLion! [/color]

[color=#000030]Never been better! [/color]

[color=#000030]On exile! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=878420.msg10262156#msg10262156 date=1330066130] [/quote][color=#000030]How are you? [/color]

when i go to build a thrid and my speaking is horrible.ples you loses   dont mob me because i did not born in english man county. 
killz u can move ur correcter attitude to the education place where it is highly demanded. 
now plis stop naming me a gambrilian.     thank u in advantage.

[color=#000030]Chei. . . Pendo have losted it! Have you ate morning eat?
I ask, cus if you spark one more unsparkable engleash, i'll siezed your lunch! [/color]

[color=#000030]If he's 33 so fcck what? It's better he remains single for the rest of his life, than start what he cannot finish! He has a lot of options. Marriage is NOT my force! I'm not asking him not to get married, i'm asking him NOT TO GET MARRIED ON A 40K SALARY!. . . WTF! [/color]

MarcAnthon:
Physics supports this theory

Oga that's wrong physics. Go and dust your notes again. . .I think you're rusty

Pressure = Force/Area. . . simple.
So for a given constant force (of the karate imposed on the nuts  ), Chimezie with smaller nuts  (area) will experience more pain (pressure) than Sexkills with bigger nuts (area), ceteris paribus.

So the larger the surface area of the nuts (bigger nuts), the less the pain felt, like she said. QED.

I knew I would find Chima on this thread. She is enamored with nuts 

[color=#000030]Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You are so hot, you would make the devil sweat. [/color]

[color=#000030]DIES![/color]

gosh. nasti peoples!!

[color=#000030]You Gambianses gerl! Dunt you spark guud engleash. You are barned! [/color]

I loving the barn, more barning pls!

[color=#000030]Your secund polishmet! Spell Austrailier. [/color]

[color=#000030]That's more like it. . .
I know you are untouchable
I wouldn't even dare, but you know, my lips wont kiss themselves. . . What do you say sweets? You n I, in the bath tub!


Errm Lucario's nephew, i hope you aint reading this!



Yeah baby, you were saying. . . [/color]

Beync:
it's not u that spoke it. That was a correct english and I know u can't spoke it on urself alone

[color=#000030]Ok. That's it. You harve bean barned with hard labour. [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
I'd rather take a second look at you. . . So tell me, your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine in your bathtub??

BTW, i blame the OP for leaving his laptop in a conspicuous place, I blame him for not pass-wording the laptop, i also blame him for allowing his nephew to peep at what ever it is he does, for thinking his nephew would enter the sexuality section tells me that he visits there a lot in the presence of his nephew, thinking the boy was slow, i blame him for that also. We wont stop posting jokes as a result of lucario's lackadaisical whimsical attitude and carelessness over his own property. . . Should i continue?

Swthrtchicgurl, baby where were we? [/color]

Beync:
U won't to correcting me? I never seen any good english that u spoken already, where did u spoke it let me see?

[color=#000030] You are a pathetic mans for challenge me. Dont you know it's in Australian spelling? [/color]

[color=#000030]@Not really tuhott. . .

I can bet my laptop charger this guy is your boyfriend. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
I'll ban you for sparking nunsence engleash! [/color]

[color=#000030]The lady is "toasting" you like fried bread. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I wont give her a reason to kick me in the first place! [/color]

[color=#000030]Marriage is NOT by force. . . It's either he suspends the plans, or wait for his fiancée to get a job. No matter the situation, i will never advise my enemy to get married on a 40k salary. It's preposterous![/color]

[color=#000030]FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.

DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET!

FIRST, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW,

THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.

It's CRAZY how accurate this is!


1) Pick your favorite number between 1-8 

2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3
4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator, )
5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number, 
6) Add the digits together


Now Scroll down

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With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. dani1luv
2. Sutoboy
3. Skales
4. DONkollione
5. Booqee
6. Otooro
7. Mikuz
8. Bin Gbagbo
9. ~Killz~

I know. . . . . i just have that effect on people. . . .
one day you too, can be like me. . . . Believe it! 

P.S. Stop picking different numbers! I'M YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! [/color]