₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
u
u is so wrong sister
some of us nigerians we speak black american ebonics
we also speak british english slang
we also speak redneck slangs
plus we speak igbotic nigerian engliish laced with igbo slangs and of course the standard queens english plus jamaican patwa  
hope ya got it right sis
bomboclat!

+1000!

You wented to schooling and thou did nut wasten your fathers moiney!

LilMizzGood:
k just need to ask why do Nigerians thinks the whole world goes around them, why do they think that every bleeping country spell like you people?

you people are so close mined to other country way of doing things, if you don't like it you say a lot of sh*it. I bet half of you haven't been anyway apart from your village to Lagos.

FYI I'm a Nigerian but i don't have a close mined,  I'm just glad i don't stay in a bleeped country otherwise I'll be just like you[b] talking carp  [/b]

Now I'm going to have a cuppa and do other things see ya

"I has just felling from unto a Okada and broked my yansh bone!"

Damn! I've been infected with the aussie swag!

Cuteobi:
Fine boy no pimple!See as ur face black like my yansh!

dabrake:
madam undisputable indomintable e-fighting champion, have you tasted expired oxford cabin biscuits dangote noodles before?

LilMizzGood:
i fell sorry for ladies like you , i really do, there is nothing i can say to u for you to shot the Zap up huh? i don't see why i spend my time on ppl like you , i have a headache to pass words with grandma.

you are a sad sad sad sad lady who need to get laid  because you are spending to much time on this romance section.

I'm hit!

SAFO:
Lmao @ killz, I guess that's the aussie swag.

O boy! Tenk God a yam a aussie!

kola oloye:
Why are you laughing my laughter  .Abeg arrange your sit next to mine.  
Fasten your seat belt becos we are going to burst with laughter soon.    

O boy park well before i inject you with the aussie swag! Dont you know "It's in Australian spelling?" "pathetic mans"  

SAFO:
It's funny when illiterates try to tell other people that they're illiterate. Like their illiteracy is so far gone they don't even know they're illiterate.

The online world is such an interesting place.  

Your next plate of suya is on me!

LilMizzGood:
@freecocoa or what ever your name is i don't look at ppl pro coz i don't want to go blind but since you talk a lot of crap i want on urs and there was no pic of you , now i thought to myself what girl won't feel proud of her self and not put her pic up  and it hit me maybe a girl like you. *shame* when you put a pic of ur self not a pic from google images than you can talk shi*t to me but in the mean time you DO NOT exist.

DonTimbo:
I'm bored & I wanna meet one of you nairaland girls. [size=20pt]I'm 20, [/size]a male & I'm not going to describle myself cause this isn't a dating site, right?

Holla at me! sonni-cee@hotmail.co.uk

Goldieluks is way older than you, but hey. . .

LilMizzGood:
yer keep pulling that sad face ,  I'm guessing you man haven't been out of your country since you were born that's why you don't know the different spelling anyways don't have time to spend on you mans , go found someone else to play your shi*t to.

you people are doing my head in.

Jesus, Joseph and Mary!

Just take it easy!

LilMizzGood:
WFT!! dude don't pissed me off this night ok I’m not in a good mood to talk shi*t with u or anyone that comes and talk shi*t on this post if you have nothing good to say here than walk on but if you want to share your thoughts on this post be my guess other than that you can f.u.c*k off. You think it’s every post you see and comment on with insults ,  plz nigga get f.u.c.ked.

LilMizzGood:
look who is talking shi*t if only this site can allow me to spell the words i want without them changing it i would give you the education you are seeking for ,  foolish man, sorry dude i don't speak garbage, go run around now this post is for serious people who have good thoughts on it not for [size=16pt]pathetic mans[/size] like you who looks for post and thinks about insults  to write.

Idowuogbo:
Sir can u conduct a wedding wiv 5 Indian rupees? Pls answer me b4 I send tornado ur way  

He wont answer until he sees the tornado coming. . .

bsalva:
Money will never be enough if you feel you want to get married discuss with your partner because people will always confuse you and they will never help ,no money is too little or too much.

What if Nairaland Organization pay for the wedding and first year accommodations?

^^^
If they try it, expect a minimum of 10 threads a day requesting for help!

Eeeem dude I got tired of eating only baked beans,[size=14pt]Like seriously do u expect me to watch our neighbours dog eat 3 square-meal while am busy struggling for 1?[/size] HELL TO MUDASUCKIN POWER OF 3 NO!!!!!!

OP, pls honestly answer this question!


@ID   Thought you said you loved me!

cynthiafred67:
Sorry I can't tell u, its my little secret.

jobfront:
You never can stop, will you?, lolz, NEVER, i doubt sooner, lolz, all the same, for a girl, 30 and above is considered as late in my own understanding, and anything below 22 is also not too goodcos she will still be acting like a girl she is, still desiring to be moving out in group with her female folks, going places and going to shake girls at various big boys' creep, lolz, and above 30, hmmmm, 

Jobfront i have warned you to SHUT UP, for the very last time SHUT DA F'UP!!!,  ,

Jobfront speaks mostly thru his arse, and when someone speaks thru his arse, what do you naturally expect? CRAP!

OKAY, for the guys, 24 below is abnormal or[b] it happened by mistake, the guy got entrapped by the girl through pregNANCY!!,[/b]

You gotz to be kidding me! Pregnancy? So the guy that got married to a 68 year old german got her pregnant first?

lolz, above 38 is also not normal, he needs either spiritual counseling or deliverance from female spell (if only he is financially okay), and needs financial assistance if he is not, , maybe NL can help those if they indicate,

Bullshit! It's a matter of choice. Dont you understand choice? Besides, these are your views. Someone else's views will differ, so what will you say about that?

cynthiafred67:
Yea sure, but we will share the money.

I know you are a smart girl!

pendo89:
Am sorry but I really don't understand this.Are we in short saying that only the financially able should marry? Is that the trend now?
And no please do not misquote me.If the guy was jobless I would have said 'pause'.But hes got something small and they are both graduates meaning they got something to count on for a brighter future.
I hate poverty but c'mmon if we all wait to get it all together so as to move on to the next phase of life we are gonna get stuck cz things ain't getting better but worse. One must learn to live and survive with the little they got BUT aim for more.
I think they can marry.The only thing they can put on hold is babies.

jobfront:
Okay, let me add a little clarification to the topic, i mean, at what age in Nigerian scenario, is a girl seen as not marriageable or say, limited to getting a good husband or seen by her family, friends, society that she married late? and same goes to the guys, what age too? I hope you guys get the stuff now, right?