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You are a FOOOOL!. . . Wanted baboon! How about you invest in some brain cells?[/color]

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[color=#000030]You are so hot i could fry an egg on your head. . . So, where did you hide your wings, my angel? [/color]

[color=#000030]Cynthia, can i break up with you and make up? [/color]

[color=#000030]Honeric: How much for a haircut ?
Barber: N250 sir !

Honeric: Ok, how much for a shave ?
Barber: N80 sir !

Honeric: Well, shave my head!

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[color=#000030]The new Reporter

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her brea[i]s[/i]ts."


The Editor scolded the new reporter, "This is a family paper. We don't use words like brea[i]s[/i]ts around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate!"

The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) " [/color]

[color=#000030]For what? Will you also monitor how i spend the money?
When will you put the tracker? Before i come in contact with you or after you give me the money? Can your tracker indicate if the girl i'm with is "the one?" [/color]

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No going back? It's not even fail safe! How would you know if the girl i broke up with is "the one?" How will you know if i go back to her?[/color]

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You wish! He is NOT married to you yet!

BTW, that scenario is not applicable to when i get married! [/color]

[color=#000030]I'll end the relationship, collect the 200 million and then re start the relationship. By her a 22 million Naira BMW x6 full options as gift and beg her forgiveness. . . No time! [/color]

[color=#000030]Cynthia, what's his name? [/color]

Guess what? you are absolutely right. Alec is fiine. And yes am a very ugly black zambian/gambian (choose any) so lets not even waste time arguing about it ok? [size=15pt]And no boy,am here courtesy of seun the owner of nl not small minds like you misrepresenting the good,educated, self respecting and honourable naija men.
Now young boy, don't derail this thread cz its not about you or me but Charly and Men not boys. [/size]

[color=#000030]Falls from OKADA and bounces off the 3rd mainland bridge! [/color]

[color=#000030]I don't care what you or anyone says. I act and reply to what i feel should be right. I don't necessarily castigate anyone just because you want me to. Guys do worse things for BB. And when they get the BB, they give it to girls! Guys make girls bad! So what are we yapping about? If you want to correct someone, you don't go about screaming at the top of your voice! Individuals are different. Who wan spoil go spoil. If you like, preach from now till this time next year, if they want to be foolish, they would. Principles that guide me are different cos i have seen that life is not a tussle until you make it a tussle. You hate women, and it's obvious from your comments. I don't hate women, but i don't tolerate nonsense excesses from anyone. . . men and women alike. My gender is male! I don't need to think like Jobfront to make you believe me![/color]

[color=#000030]Jobfront. The Blackberry menace is not gender specific. For every girl you show me, i'll show you 5 guys that did idiotic things just to own a BB. Stop hyperventilating anytime you hear "woman" [/color]

bekay911:
Sorry for d demise of ur bro.
But [size=15pt]every technological invention serves a purpose in one way or d oda. So BB is a blessing but we nigerians tend to abuse it[/size]

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i av a crush on discombobulated killz

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. . .And you are yet to say so since? What have you been waiting for? [/color]

What are your contacts?

[color=#000030]My Profile.[/color]

[color=#000030]Yeah sure.[/color]

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Thanks. [/color]

99% Of Nl Men Are Goodlooking.

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