₦airaland Forum

xynerise:
Yeah. I once had a crush on Ciara.

[color=#000030]ok. Thank God you woke up! Oya, did you admire anyone in your office or neighbor hood or Nairaland?

Back then, I always notice that if i am near the girl i admire secretly, i start to behave erratically, i start to sweat!  [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=876514.msg10245284#msg10245284 date=1329862632]Yes. Van Vicker doesn't know it yet. [/quote][color=#000030] This is serious. [/color]

apocalypse:
I believe a lot of us , if not all , must have had a crush on someone at one point in our lives. I've had various crushes at different stages of my life , from primary school ( yeah you heard right ) to my uni days and with all my crushes I always dreamt of walking down the aisle with them , nowadays I don't crush anymore.

[color=#000030]I had my first crush in Nur 2. . . i was 5! When did you stop admiring secretly?

Is a crush the same as a secret admirer? Getting confused! [/color]

pendo89:
it depends on the sender. some no matter how good must be returned to sender as fast as possible.

[color=#000030]You aren't supposed to know the sender![/color]

[color=#000030]How did you go about it? How does it feel to receive anonymous romantic messages, calls and gifts. . . Or to send them anonymously? Any special feeling attached to admiring someone from afar?

Experiences are not limited to the offline world only, Online experiences can also be shared! [/color]

[color=#000030] It's true. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Ladies can NEVER be miners! [/color]

^^^ minus dat last one, even point 1 and 2 make sense.

[color=#000030]
^^^
Sure! I agree with 1 & 2, that's why i no talk, but oboy, if you make that kain no.3 comment again ehn, i go borrow you slap. Allah! [/color]

2buff:
-> Is that the sort of thing you send a text msg about? Why not call?

-> Even if he ran out his house like a madman, Does he know her exact location? A street is a very long thing.

-> [size=18pt]911[/size] trumps boyfriend when in danger anyday.

[color=#000030]I swerigawd, e don tey wey this guy comot Naija. . . O boy, comot behind that screen make you see road! [/color]

[color=#000030]Sutoboy & Otooro both lost their wives and were searching for them when they bumped into each other "Where are you hurrying to?" asked Sutoboy

"I lost my wife!"
"Really? Even mine. How did yours look like?"

"hmm, She was tall, slim, had huge t[i]it[/i]s, sexy soft and sweet asss, she was wearing a mini skirt at last, What about you?"

"Forget mine lets search for yours!" replied Sutoboy. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I never made it to medical school. You know why?

These are the answers I wrote in my entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Cesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favor of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.

[/color]

[color=#000030]Getting Married To A Good Man You're Not In Love With = DISASTER! [/color]

[color=#000030]Roki baby i'm short of words. . . You were never like this when you were with me. Dont you think you should come back to me? [/color]

[color=#000030]The idi[i]o[/i]t boy keeps coming back! [/color]

Hello guys,
Having attended Baptism of Holy Spirit Class at Winners Chapel, my wife has possesed the spirit of speaking in tongues and even prophesying in tonges too since October 2011 but i do not want that at all - the whole thing looks very strange to me, she herself has become a strange person to me, it scares me whenever she starts all those syllables of speaking in unknown tongues, even at some points, she goes in spirit.
As for me, I DON'T WANT ALL OF THESE AT ALL. HOW CAN SHE DO AWAY WITH ALL THAT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IT AT ALL. Since she got that 'supposedly spirit of tongues' , i have never been sexually attracted to her again, our home has changed from being lively, bubbling to very moody one - is that how holy spirit works? Also, my haome has been experiencing all forms of unrest or the other between myself and her. Also, i am scared of loosing her to prophetic ministry.
I am a Baptist by denomination but she is a Winner. Because of this, i have instructed her to leave the church and start coming to my own church.
Please house, what is ur opinion. I want bthat spirit to leave her. Please, i don't want any abusive statement, be polite in ur answer.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-875201.0.html

[color=#000030]This is what we are talking about! Why would anyone want this? Now you have the opportunity to call it off, but you think you are in love? Smh![/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=874762.msg10241653#msg10241653 date=1329832368]Sorry, he isn't worth MY TEARS.   I would rather cry over Adolf Hitler. [/quote][color=#000030]^^^
Haha. Poor fool! Look at his lame comebacks. . . He really aint worth it!

Did he say it was 3 am your time? He's dumber than i thought! [/color]

Has it ever crossed your mind what your reaction will be when your spouse starts shouting in tongues in the middle of the night when you need rest after a hard day's job?(and this is in your small room apartment o not a flat/even if na flat you wan dey comot from room every night?

[color=#000030]The love is strong enough to withstand that. . . I dont know why people keep deceiving themselves all in the name of love. It is this same group of blind lover's that'll turn around and castigate love, blaming love for their own error! Na wa o![/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=874762.msg10240795#msg10240795 date=1329825597]I feel sorry for him Brotha. I really do.[/quote][color=#000030]Let's donate tears for him. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]He's so dumb he forgot the meaning of cougar! He was desperately searching for comebacks and they all eluded his impermeable brain! [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
It has run out of words. . . It had to recycle! Blame his mother for not suckling him enough! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=874762.msg10240575#msg10240575 date=1329823886]I hardly respond to their comments, but they LOVE RESPONDING TO MINE. But I AM THE ONE SEEKING ATTENTION. [/quote][color=#000030]That's one characteristic of congenital Idiots! They quote you, call your name in their moronic posts, and then when you reply, they say you seek their attention! Fools they are, and Fools they will remain. . .
[/color]

hahahahahahahahgahahhahaha

Ayaf died oo , yes he actually works in a poultry for pocket money.

[color=#000030]No mind the st[i]u[/i]pid boy! He go soon cry go meet Jaybee im papa say dem don dey beat am. . . Idi[i]o[/i]t! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=874762.msg10240398#msg10240398 date=1329822746]He is gay suga.    He is trying to express his sexuality without being stoned in Nigeria.  [/quote][color=#000030]LMAO! He should realize that he is barking up the wrong tree. Cant believe the extent of his dumbness! He believes i'm seeking for his attention? What a fool! He called my name first in his comments. . . Do you see why he is a meticulous fool? [/color]

^^^Ooops! Are you by any chance sexkillz?? I thought sexkillz is dead or you wanna line up for my attention too

[color=#000030]For not knowing that sexkillz and killz are one, you are an indisputable FOOL! [/color]

[color=#000030]It's not about marrying someone of a different denomination out of love. . . It's about staying in that love when it is tested by palavers brought about by family + denomination![/color]

[color=#000030]. . .And somehow, this flashy idiotic son of a chicken farmer keeps mentioning sexkillz, and quoting him on other threads, when it's quite obvious he doesnt give a fcck about him and his idiotic excesses. . . What an arse![/color]

Controlling my manbitches.  You?

[color=#000030]Having a swell day. . . Hope you have enough nuts to go round! [/color]

[color=#000030]Mrs C, what's popping? [/color]

[color=#000030]@Topic, Yes they love Us! I love them too! [/color]