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[color=#000030]Why would she run? More like a discussion.[/color]

[color=#000030]Pendo i need to ask you something off NL. How will that be possible? [/color]

slimyem:
oh!
Well,try revealing yourself sometime.it sure is fun if you play it right.
And the girl,she's playing it so right!
The trick is you'll get to like her very much before you meet her and even if it'll be nothing,you'll be good friends!
Then again sometimes,its just better to remain anonymous for as long as possible.some meetings can sour thing but there's no other way of knowing except by trying!

[color=#000030]Hmm. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of bo[i]o[/i]bs?"


Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't, there are all kinds of breasts, depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breastss are like melons,round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry, "

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"

The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"
Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration, " [/color]

[color=#000030]Nun-Sense


One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap. Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it.

He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking toward him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.

The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most life-like statue you've ever seen?" She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weenie. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.

"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap!"

The second nun is also amazed at how realistic the statue looks, so she steps in for a closer look. She takes a couple of yanks on the priest's weenie, and he drops the other bar of soap.

"My goodness, I got a bar of soap also!"

The nuns can't believe it.

The third nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a few tugs to the priest's weenie.

"My God, this is amazing," she says, "I got liquid soap!" [/color]

[color=#000030]Bee Bite!

A guy and his girlfriend enter a theater.

The girl is wearing a micro mini skirt. There was a bee around, the buzz of a bee can be heard and after the movie starts, the bee gets into her skirt.

What does it bite? (Scroll down for the answer)

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The guy's hand! [/color]

[color=#000030]The Nudist Colony

Eli joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around.


A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erektion. The woman notices his erektion, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"

Eli replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erektion, it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him toward her, and happily lets him have his way with her.

Eli continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down and farts. Within a few seconds, a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erektion lumbers out of the steam toward him.

The huge man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"

Eli replies, "No, what do you mean?"

"You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man easily spins Eli around and has his way with him.

Eli rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?"

Eli says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 enrollment fee."

The receptionist says, "But sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities, "

Eli replies, "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a errection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."[/color]

Dyt:
erm ID d him s sm1 i know ryt?
USHERLAN s cute yh?
well he knows v always admired him
KILLZ i wz able tell YORISB wen hr returned, Also dear USHERLAN ADENEKAN knows bt i wz unable tell TEEJAY cos he wz gone b4 i noticed

[color=#000030]You try sha. . . [/color]

freecocoa:
Dyt only you dey admire all those people at the same time?hmm.

@Topic,the only persons i admire right now are Enrique and Kaka its an open admiration but secret to them.

Like every other person,I've had crushes on people and right now on nl i'm crushing on MBJ and i told him,maybe in the future we'll do something about it.

[color=#000030]As long as it's secret to them and they dont know of your existence, it's a crush!. . . A bad crush equivalent to a sweet dream. You wake up from the dream refreshed but it was just a damn dream! Just like flying in your dream. [/color]

Idowuogbo:
Kai Killz aproko won't finish ur dada o,dis thread is a cure to ur amebo disease.Emmmh dat gal would give in I promise

[color=#000030]Give in how? na she dey find trouble na![/color]

[color=#000030]^Edited!. . . So how many of them did you summon courage to approach?[/color]

[color=#000030]Interesting.[/color]

[color=#000030]^^
C'mon spill. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I don't know about no shortage. . . All i know is that i'm Marriageable. [/color]

apocalypse:
I stopped admiring secretly about ten years back when I realised girls liked bolder guys and it was kinda creepy and uncool to secretly admire a person ( from a girls point of view though )

Semantics , aren't they one and the same ?

[color=#000030]Ok, i get you. I don't think they are the same though. A 10 year old can crush on his teacher, but he won't send her anonymous gifts and call her number anonymously. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]There is no excuse or justification for infidelity. . . It's better if you had remained single and had your freedom, than get married, start complaining and then end up cheating! How do you live with yourself?[/color]

tho! don't really admire Nicki Minaj jus wanna bleep her.

[color=#000030]With this answer, i think i can differentiate btw a crush and a secret admirer. You don't necessarily have to admire a crush. you just fantasize about meeting them or doing things to them. . . More like an infatuation. The person involved is out of your reach, you realize you cant have them so you retire into your imaginations.

Admiring someone secretly looks like a crush at first, but the possibility of a meet up is very strong. You can send physical gifts, call him or her up and still maintain anonymity. The beauty of admiring someone secretly is in the anonymous nature of the admiration. They know you like them, but they don't know you. Nicki Minaj doesn't know and doesn't care if you are alive, but here you are, dreaming of bleeping her! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=876514.msg10245602#msg10245602 date=1329866005]Who is this heffa? Be right back! (stomping offline)[/quote][color=#000030]It's a secret between me and him. [/color]

slimyem:
at first,yeah!
Who's the admirer,she or you?

[color=#000030]Na she o! I admire secretly but i dont reveal myself. But she has my name and phone number. . . Damn she has a nice voice! [/color]

[color=#000030]Hope he was worth it. Am passing thru this right now. . . 8 days now, and she is gunning for 2 months! [/color]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=876514.msg10245503#msg10245503 date=1329864787]killz, bro so which girl do u have a crush on? i can hook u up!! [/quote][color=#000030]On Nl? [/color]

Chimezie198:
Ladies can never be keke-napep drivers.

[color=#000030]False! I have seen! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=876514.msg10245438#msg10245438 date=1329864116]Abeg don't tell Oga ooo.[/quote][color=#000030]Dont worry. . . I promised him not to tell you his too! [/color]

slimyem:
yes,i have!
And i think everyone must have been admired secretly or have admired someone secretly at some point in their lives.
Some never come out with it and some do eventually.
Had one who came out eventually after many weird messages.

[color=#000030]I beg you, how did you make him come out? [/color]