₦airaland Forum

ezeagu:
Leave Jamaica, that is Igbo Obeah country. The oyinboes (a word first used by Olaudah Equiano ) that dealt with the Yoruba were not as 'serious' as the British. The Portuguese and sometimes Spanish were not serious in their 'Empire building' and they took too many slaves to South America, most from Angola/Congo, and the other majority from Yoruba. The Igbo religion did not survive like the Yoruba religion did in South America in any British colony of the time because there were no saints to hide their religion in, the slaves were not pushed into their own quarters as freely unchecked in British colonies, and the plantation owners were very strict.

Excuses  

Anyway, since you are my Igbo brotha, I will give you Jamaica. But you have Ethiopians to contend with. Remember? Erm, jah men and Haile Selassie?

But we wuz there though, we even left a town behind in Jamaica; http://books.google.com/books?id=QXtf548ntu8C&pg=PA26&lpg=PA26&dq=soyinka's+trip+to+bekuta+Jamaica&source=bl&ots=TilTXXn7Ai&sig=J8Sjwrio2XY0rxQCQRZuoSkubsE&hl=en

According to Kongi himself, we abandoned the Rum and went back to our palmwine, we left the reggea for Agidigbo. Gotta love Soyinka

It's ok though, you can have jamo. We have the rest of The Americas

You think there's no one in the east attending to those Arushi?

I will be happy if y'all can drop that Oyinbo-Catholic thing, roll out the masquerade, revive the Okija shrines and let Amadioha and long-juju reign supreme again. Be like us bro

If they fall short, ask our Orisas for help, our Irunmoles don't hate! I'm rooting for Ndigbo here! You have my support 

Now I'm done for real. I enjoyed the banter bro.

@Ezeuche, Thank you bro. Keep working hard at it. We need to seize the cultural and religious initiative back. Whoever controls the culture controls power.

Stand with us ok? We already have a whole chunk of Nigeria dancing to our music and language via Lagos.

You guys are doing well colonizing parts of Africa through movie production and marketing. But you'll need Yoruba help to make the cultural hegemony stick though. Even some young Kenyans and Zambians act like they are Nigerians these days, effects of nollywood.  

Anyways I've colonized this thread enough. Now I rest.

^^Iyalode Iwapele, all praise to the 401 Irunmoles across gbogbo Agbaye (world wide)

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=607521.msg7758810#msg7758810 date=1298079585]The Fulani would not have survived in our forest environment. What horses could they use against people who knew the forest and its secrets?[/quote]You are Right their horses failed in the forests on our side too.

ezeagu:
Why didn't they fight when they saw the documents were not talking about surrendering?

Because we already dropped the weapons after Fulani-Arabs ran away, Oyinbos used wayo on all of us. Wayo is better than any weapon  

BTW oyinbos are still using wayo, so be vigilant on your side ok. Convert back to worshipping Amadioha, we worship our own Orisas here in Yorubaland

Don't even enter this territory, because it is the Igbo and then the Akan of Ghana who win this one.

You better not go there. Some people(igbos included) boast that African Americans are Igbos so go figure.

Even Akans are like our serfs anyways

Anyway let me give you a little of what the remnants of Yorubas did in The Americas;

We cunningly acted like we accepted Oyinbo religion, then we converted all their saints and gods to Yoruba Orisas

Ask my people in Cuba, Brazil, Jamaica and even in Lousiana and the Americas  

I will respect you guys back when you start worshipping Arochukwu-Long-Juju or Amadioha back in Oyinboland and in the east.

We have Oyinbos bowing to Yemoja, Esu, Obatala, Osun and Sango as we type.

Don't try the children of Oduduwa o!

The next catholic pope will probably come from South America, that will be the end. He will definitely be a private worshipper of Obatala at the least.

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=607521.msg7758756#msg7758756 date=1298077939]I guess you haven't heard of the warriors from Easter Igboland. Where the clans of the east took head-hunting to another level. And the skulls of our enemies were used contain palm wine. Some may call that barbaric, but in war, anything goes.

And like I always say, it was the Aro Confederacy that were the last to fall and even have a war named after us. The Anglo-Aro war. What other group in Nigeria has that distinction?[/quote]Hahaha

My Aro Brotha, Forget that your Aro-gundade war! Even the British had to sign yahoo-yahoo documents to stop us from fighting.  

We thought the document was a surrender agreement for the Fulanis who were light skinned like Oyinbos.

And we did not have Tivs to fight Fulanis for us. We prosecuted our wars all by ourselves. Ask the Fulanis,  their pipe-dream about getting to the sea stopped North of Odu'a country.

Oyinbos Could only take a few yorubas into slavery, it was not an error! You Can't keep scorpions in your pocket and go to sleep.  

Even most of the ones they took were returned back to Freetown and badagry ASAP.

Ask me about the few ones that didnt come back, I'll tell you the havok they wrecked in the diaspora.

See as Beaf and Chyz dey fight over Ikebe,   SMH

Anyway, chyz, forget that your keku-magolo war

Ever heard of Ogbomoso and Ibadan warriors?

Ask the Fulanis about my warriors, we don't fight clans, we fight empires.

Fulani will never forget us. With all their fake horses and help from Saudi they still couldn't advance

Only if alh harem can negotiate better to save his people now.

Ok I dey comot, hopefully Alhaji harem will come to his senses before I return.

Fulani harsh o! Think about my offer. Ok?

ezeagu:
What does Obi mean in Yoruba, in fact what does Oba mean in Yoruba, because even Oba is not Yoruba.

Obi = Parent

Oba = King

See,  Yorubaland is your parent and your Lord and king.

Surrender and we will treat you well

alj harem:
what about [b]oba[/b]eze is that yoruba or igbo

or [b]obi[/b]muola yoruba or igbo

Correct Alhaji! Everything with Obi, "gbo" and Oba is Yoruba.

See? We have plenty to negotiate with, just stand with us and we'll chase Fulani back to Saudi!

alj harem:
no deal

deliver us delta state or cross river state then we can give you borno state,.,. remember oil is just recently found there

what do you think?

Oil go soon finish. Lol

Alhaji, why you dey bargain like this now?

Ok give us Kaduna, Everything from Kano South to Benue and we will help you get Sokoto and Katsina back. We will even let you have Bauchi and Borno.

You know you can't handle the Fulanis by yourselves. Think about it o!

@Obiagu leave that side. Once they taste Yoruba it's over. Even Obi(Yoruba word) of Onitsha go dey dance to Sunny Ade at the handover Ceremony.

ezeagu:
Igbo word.

Ok, but Obi is Yoruba

ezeagu:
It's not only Gbo, it's gbuo!

Abi Gbosa! Una go hear am!

alj harem:
you no well at all

remember say kanuri still dey there, tiv etc

also fulani/ hausa/ kanuri still dey niger and chad way fit come do war ooooo

Forget that one Alhaji, we are coming for the North too. Ilorin people are ready with their cousins from Kogi and their Nupe brothers in Niger. Even Bachama people don gree. Yoruba will be the official language of the North, just like in Kwara.


If Kanuri people can sign treaty we wil help you chase Fulani back to Mali, we know them, we've been fighting them since 1700s.

Deal?

ezeagu:
Okay, Ijebu-Igbo, Igbo Ora and Igbominna are definitely Igbo. Lagos is even nothing.

Anything with gbo belongs to Yorubaland, ever heard of Ugboland people of Ondo state? They are from ile-Ife

I'm sorry, but we are coming for everything bro.

Beaf:
I'm sure you're joking sha. But its a very expensive joke. Urhobo and Igbo are the biggest groups in Delta state by a very large margin, but thank God for the wisdom he has blessed the state with (Urhobo wayo), we have a state that is not only peaceful, but the only one in Nigeria governed by a small minority. It will be Igbo's next, then Isoko or Ijaw. Whereas, the Igbo and Uhrobo could keep it as a birthright as occurres in the ethnically bigoted politics that is tearing the wider country apart.
Small minds like Jasons (who doesn't even know the name of his village) cannot see this and keep looking back to periods when the Itsekiri were basically facing extermination. Thanks to our politics, Delta state is the best in the country; we have the highest standard of living, we almost always produce the top JAMB results, we own vast sections of Nollywood, banking and the Nigerian press; and despite being marshy, we are arguably the most industrialised after Lagos.

All hail wayo!!!

Anyways, the above is the reason why Delta state should not be mentioned when discussing the politics of bigotry, cos we are leagues beyond that.

Hahaha I respect wayo! It is more powerful than guns, I tell ya!

But ya wayo no go last forever. This time around ogolo no go jump! Delta must bow!

Just keep my Sapele water ready!  

ezeagu:
They don't need to conquer anyone to prove their strength. Ndi Agbor have held off the Benin Empire before. For their size that is very good. Anyway, come and take it now.

Haha, they better try to conquer. We already took it. Na to sign the formal papers remain,

alj harem:
have yorubas been accussed of genocide before

Alhaji you will have to ask the people we mauled. How that side? I heard even Alimi had to use tricks in Ilorin instead of real soldiers. Right?

naijababe:
Up for grabs ke? Why u dey do rewind na abi u don forget say we don rename Bayelsa & Delta to Bayilosa & Dileta respectively?

Haha I was trying to trick him into hanging around. We need all the slave labors we can get

ezeagu:
Which warriors? You must not know about ndi Agbor then.

How many kingdoms have they conquered before?

Have they ever been accused of genocide?

Can they make women desert their children at the sound of their war drums?

I advice you ask nri Agbor to run or have an ishakole treaty ready. War is coming

^^ Eish! You better take your Agbor with as fast as you can before the warriors arrive. The whole of Delta and Bayelsa is up for grabs right now.

Beaf:
Please, nobody mention Delta state no matter what you are sniffing.

You just dey carry aggros come? Check the title of the thread again. It's fantasy-claim season.

The itshekiri already joined with Ilajes to lay claim on Ughelli and Sapele. I heard Warri and Agbor is next.

naijababe:
Off topic. Why wont this guy release an album? Been following him for about 2 yrs yet no album  


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxjXNDalEA

He's very good. Thank you for further colonizing this fake Ijaw thread!

jason123:
Omo, we have been living together with Ijaws and Uhrobos for time until State boundaries were formed, oil, politics and all. In Delta state, the Uhobos, Ijaws and etc ganged up because of the Olu of warri stuff. The OPC Itsekiri faction fought back but they were overwhelmed and the other OPC factions of other Yoruba states could not come because it would be blown to an ethnic war/cleansing + the fact that OBJ was in Government. The yorubas in other states could not do much because of diplomatic reasons. Anyway, it is resolved now and we see eachother as brothers. My parents tell me of the days were they were no state boundaries and everyone was just living their lives and co-existing harmoniously but now, all we have is mis-trust and all.

Don't worry OBJ is like that, but if you need reinforcement ask the Ikales, Ilajes, or even send the Ijebus a note to central command. But if you think all is good and you can co-exist, we are all good.

@Jason, You guys + Ilajes are to Blame for this insult from ijawKillyut. Wetin una dey look? Anyway we will get back to you on the name.

I see no reason why Bayelsa should not be under Yoruba Control. OBJ controlling GEJ is not enough. I will talk to the Ikales and their L'ugbo cousins about this.

Did they put something strong in this boy's Zobo drink?

^^LOL @ please hide this list

dayokanu:
Is Baba Suwe, Babs Omidina also from Ife?  Oyo people too dey use Omi-something

E.g [b][size=18pt]O-MI[/size]tchell Obama[/b]kinwa the famous Woman from Igbo-Ora, [b]O-MI[/b]chael Jordan (Mulaila Jaiyesimi)

I go die. LoooooooooL

dayokanu:
Alao-Akala -Ogbomoso
George Walker Bush -  from Olori compound Fiditi (The senior is from Texas)
Adedibu -Ibadan
Hosni Mubarak - From igbo-ora
MC Elewe-Omo
Alhaji Tokyo
Dayokanu
Ahmedinejad - from Igbeti
Obesere
Michael Jackson(Mukaila Jimoh) - From lanlate
Barrister
Ghandi - From Okeho
Lady Gaga (Originally known as Ganiya Oseni from Lalupon)

Add AdeNIKE OMINAJu(Nicki Minaj), Biliaminu Agatu(Bill Gates), Wasiu Biobaku (Warren Buffet)

Omowale Malekomi X

MATINamiyu omo'LUDA King(MLK)

Can anyone beat Oyo State? Aji se bi Oyo laari Oyo ki se bi baba enikan kan

This Oyo list is becoming too intimidating.

@Ileke, leave Drake jare, we have enough to cover you already. Else we will claim Arihnatu (Rihanna)

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=606540.msg7757318#msg7757318 date=1298060217]Is anyone not going to then claim Tiwa Savage, Infinity, Wale, Chamilionaire( ), T-pain, Usher?[/quote]Stay there, We already claimed Nicki Minaj, guys are celebrating all over Ibadan as I type. We are up to our neck here. Anyway carry on.

nwabobo:
Sorry, edited but,

On behalf of Abami Eda, apology accepted. You may need to visit the shrine and pour libation though. Hopefully that will clear the "but" 

nwabobo:
Fela/can't think of any Anambrarian that was into substance abuse and eventually died of AIDS.

It is very sad that the only value you can attach to this great African/Nigerian is a disease and "substance abuse".

naijababe:
Awon iporimapopo babe e ni Ijaw!!!

LMAO

In otherwords quality over quantity. Hmm