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I still don't understand why this woman's case has been adjudged to be a scam? Can't connect the dots.

Because she and her husbad have solicited for giveaways before? Or because she and her hubby tried to deny their relationship at the beginning of the thread? Which I would term a desperate measure for survival, not like it's good though

nitrogen:
Haaaa Boss, you wanta kill me nii, the ones I have are okay for now.

You are right about the fact that level 1 alone is crazy.

We hope for the best.

Bros wey wan flex, abeg flex easy oo

If you don't mind doing your own thing, have you thought of running a family office?

It's very underdeveloped in Naija yet the market is huge

Two types of market - 1) people who made their money legitimately and want it to transcend generations 2)moneybags who wanna convert their loot to legitimate businesses and want as much detachment from these businesses as possible

PWC and a few others are trying to bridge this gap.

This is my view of things from personal experience. You might just wanna check it out.

Good luck boss

naijababe:
Yes I do. I just saw the difference. I am after the CISI certification which leads to advising average joes . I have no real interest in any job that will require long hours to get ahead. My kids are getting to that age where I have to be a proper 'amebo' in their lives.

From what I have gathered so far, I will still earn a decent wage with the certification I am after, I dont have 4 years to dedicate to some 'paper' now

naijababe wan kill me oooo

No be you say you like book yesterday ni? Or you didn't understand all my engrish I have been spoken since

Join everything I read for my ICAN exams together ie PE1, PE2, PE3, inshort ehhn, add ATS level plus everything I read in the university from year 1 to 4, it's not not equivalent to Level 1 CFA.

Emi mi fe bo, Naijababe.

nitrogen:
Hmmmmmm, swimming in money/ego? I have passed all levels and I still have not gotten my desired in Naija, maybe am doing it the wrong way sha. Epp me na.

PS. Sorry for barging in just like that, couldn't let it pass.

Epp you ke? Ok. Goan write CFN plus CFP join your CFA. Once you've passed all three, you will analyse, negotiate and plan better

Congrats though.

ndcide:
Everyday we read about different marriage wahala on nairaland. Yet people are still getting married.

At this rate, people may soon stop getting married.

Just imagine, you have an OK life suddenly, you bring in someone to be creating issues for you to endure.

Some responses here, are not even helping matters.

I'm beginning to see that 21st century marriages are putting men in a disadvantaged position. I position to tolerate and not expect anything for themselves.

Look at some people saying, this man has to command the respect and not demand it. Haba!! in his own home? A home he built from scratch? brought in a woman and he's feeding and taking care of her?

I can't believe what this world is turning into.

Not in his own home, but their home. They built it together from the scratch and contribute jointly to the running of the home. Infact, a pre-requisite for marrying her is what she can bring to the table (this is a typical modern marriage).

So 21st century marriages are not putting men in a disadvantaged position. Instead, unlike our forefathers, they sold their birth right.

naijababe:
Kimoni, ayam a sharp naija babe. My employer will.pay about £1k towards any training while the Scottish govt have set aside some funds for transitioners like me, will pay up to £4k towards training for a new skill

I will start the exams as soon as I leave, hopefully, I will have 2&3 wrapped up before YE 2016.

The fact that there is no end in sight is why I am jumping before I am pushed jare. Besides. the future of oil is quite dismal .....Ellon Musk is finally having his day.

omo Mushin no dey carry last

I get you now. I agree you should go for it. You kuku like book well well. I'll ask around and let you know.

No end in sight o sister, dats why I just dey laugh these my brothers bombing their land everyday spilling oyel everywhere just to hurt the nation. If you get job for SpaceX, abeg tell ya sister make me sef port o

Any money wey yours truly get now, na sinking fund for my children's education he dey go o. No exam fa.
For now, we continue to spend "our money" (raumdeuter )

bellong:
You need to get a refund from your Yoruba teacher.

If not for "modernity"

Awujale leads the Ijebus, other kings are baale while Akarigbo leads the Remo.

The summary of this sermon is Ijebu is different from Remo.
The dialect/accent different.

Don't make this statement in Remoland. This is why Akarigbo and Awujale no dey ever gree. This is why don't have our own state, we can't agree on the location of the capital - Ijebu Ode Vs Sagamu. Our loss, the Egbas' gain.

Ijebu is not different from Remo. We are one Ijebuland.
The Ijebu language is same but with various modifications according to cities.
Even within Remo, there are slight differences

bellong:
Abomination... The gods don't lie...

I know because my mum is from that axis..

It is why the first class king of that region is the Akarigbo with the title Akarigbo of Remoland.

I think ode-remo's king has been upgraded too.

Towns under Remo

Iperu, Ipaara, Sagamu , Isaara, Ode, Sapaade, etc..


This is culture and history 101

And the gods keep lying

He is not Akarigbo of Remoland, he is Akarigbo of Sagamu

He doesn't rule over Remoland...just like Awujale does not rule over Ijebuland

No Ijebu man or woman is a push over...ask Mum

bellong:
It was "Sokas lace" formed from the names of the two owners Sokale and Kassim.

Like other textile companies, they couldn't survive due to the crazy cost of doing"manufacturing business" in Nigeria.

Iperu people does not consider themselves as Ijebus but Remo. Just like a Fulani doesn't see himself as Hausa.

You don't even know your root...

the gods have lied to you.

naijababe:
Kimoni, you are mixing 'em up, only the narrative exams are certain types of the year. The CBT and essay exams have good availability through the year, worst case I will carry myself to England to 'em. Level 2-3 have about 80 hours recommended study time, I can do each in a fortnight, the hard grind seem to start from level 4.

http://www.cisi.org/cisiweb2/cisi-website/study-with-us/getting-started/exam-dates

I am not afraid of reading jare, Buahrinomics don dey affect oyel workers. I want to collect voluntary redundancy and waka into another industry where I can really swim money. Na only mouth dem get for 'oyel' industry. Those finance be proper money ritualists, I dont know who send me go engineering side sef

No vex, I realized the mix-up after I posted but I don't really know about CISI. You no go get time for NL when you start o

No be Buhari affect una oyel lol, na Putin vs Obama fight cause am and the end is not even in sight. God help us.

Voluntary redundancy is not for the faint hearted o though I know the money can be very tempting. Again, these exams are very expensive and funding them from pension won't be my first choice. Do you intend writing the exams after you leave or during your stay?

Timbuktou:
Lace, as in, cloth material? I hate that thing with a passion. I never try am o, I no even know say dem get their own lace sef.

There used to be a lace factory in Ayepe. Not sure if it's still in operation though. Na Swiss naija dey wear now.

You don't like lace like Alao Akala? Ibadan men dey wear lace well well o, with big big hole sef

Timbuktou:
. My in-laws are from Ayepe. That's the only Ijebu clan I recognise. .

No wonder. Lots and lots of Ijebu towns o

Have you tried on Ayepe lace?

naijababe:
Write exams and I have an ambitious plan; level 7/chartership in 6-8 months.

You wan thief am ni?

CFA - the most prestigious of them all

Level 1 - written twice a year
Level 2 - once a year
Level 3 - once a year

You become a CFA charter holder and start swimming in "ego"

But waa kawe mehhn

Timbuktou:
That's Ijebu Ayepe na.

Wrong answer

bellong:
There's no ijebu by the sea na except Ijebu-Epes

You didn't get it.

Another one: the only Ijebus' that originated from a country in South America and still share the name with them but with a slight modification.

naijababe:
Yeah right! The next time I stumble on your essay, I will remind you of this moment.

BTW, I am looking for someone who is working as a financial planner and has done some of the professional exams. I want to go the short-cut route.

You wanna write the exam or hire a planner?

bellong:
Which one is correct Ijebu?
The jazz type?
I am getting old, I don't remember some things...

Agbonmagbe

bellong:
What part of Ijebu are you from?

Lol...why do you ask? The correct Ijebu.

Said it severally on this forum though.

naijababe:
Me sef see the essay I shock, kon begin wonder if na the same Damiso I know

the thing pass essay o, e reach Phd thesis. How person go go work, do bricklayer work finish, come dey type that kain thing? I hail Damiso walahi

On your day kimoni, your Engrish pass TV01 own sef, the only Oga you have in that respect is Efe.

lol...no day like that naijababe. In my Ijebu accent, "ee se mi"

naijababe:
It is an emphatic greeting........I can't just say eku'role ma to the our very own mummy in Israel ni. Besides, I am not TV01 or kimoni, I murder English and Yoruba equally so I won't be accused of being partial to English

Emi ati English bawo? You no see the kain epistle wey Damiso type for that thread ni?

TV01 and grammar

Like naijababe said, you brought me to this thread and surely, you didn't disappoint.

I agree with missjo, this thread has outlived his usefulness.

Thorpido, if it's not too much trouble, pls keep on checking on Moji. Pray that all ends well with her and her kids.

abokibuhari:
She was heading to the OTHER ROOM or she was just leaving the OTHER ROOM

thorpido:
I hope she can.The problem with a girl like her is that if she meets a man that says he will take care of her,then it's 'visa approved'.

You mean express visas? No waiting period, no delay?

EfemenaXY:
You know, Nairaland is sooooooo dull, I only log on to read the scam threads.

At least they're entertaining.

Pls mention when you see such. I nearly missed out on this

Benita27:
I couldn't speak because of the crowd and i was shy, lol.

The man's money is "our" money, while my money is mine, but, if a need arises and he isn't around or is broke i can assist.

About the Joint account, it's a No! No!! For me, we have to run separate accounts while he will have to give me one of his ATM cards, accounts will be made on expenditures if he cares to know.

I love this babe

Pls don't let raumdeuter bobo you. You are sooo on point.
I have bolded everything you wrote for emphasis.

Aminat508:
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Wishing you a Happy New Month!


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Thanks darling. Wish you same

mrk74:
I really appreciate the useful inputs and comments made.
She has viewed the thread, but unfortunately she has reacted negatively to it.
She feels I said too much and also thinks I shouldn't have brought it here in the 1st place.
I don't see why I shouldn't share and possibly get other people's opinion/suggestions since we are not making headway on this issue.
It's unfortunate she feels bad about this, and unfortunate that some comments pushed me to say too much.
But at least no one really knows us.
Moving forward I'm going to try my best to give her more space.
Thanks all for your comments. I've been able to filter the ones I need and ignore where necessary.

God bless your marriage

EfemenaXY:
Gossip mongers.

Now I'm interested. Talk jor.

Happy Sunday, ladies.

sisisioge:
Dyt!!!!!!

I no fit laugh o! U do realize that they closed the thread ,right? Hmmm, to start with I think there is a high chance that our person of concern might not be a.... Well, I do not have concrete evidence but my anonymous interactions with him via email gave credence to the thought o. Hmmm I think u should consider these facts...
1. His other handle has an history where he purported to have authored a book on how to get women....yet guy was practically crying in another handle that he couldn't find woman to marry.

2. In that other handle, he seem all confidence and on top of situations on matters of the heart...the new handle painted a melancholy dude who truly needed to be saved from singlehood.

3. In my convo with him, I got the feeling that he's hoping to meet a woman on the brink of insanity who is highly distressed by her state of single hood. You know how women like that could be vulnerable, right?Hmmm, babes my intuition was just singing warri song for me. You know say warri people no dey carry last!

By the way, I got tons of PMs that I couldn't even access. I for just give u wedding invite straight up

Don't know what you and Dyt are talking about but there's someone I know who fits perfectly into your description above. I sincerely don't know if it's the same guy but I can bet my last cent we're talking about the same person. Every word of description fits perfectly

Tolexander:
na "napin" I sabi then o.

And na different clothing materials go dey the "napin" and finally tightened with a white polythene material.

Lol...they were different colours then naa not only white.

Anyways, at least we have started producing something and adding value. China started like this, they closed their economy and started mass production to sustain self. Today, the rest is history. Naija'll get there.

**I don't believe the pix though...just one of those pix taken strictly for internet humor

AntiWailer:
This girl ugly.

I like her courage.


It is not easy to be ugly and confident.


NB: please no preaching and I dnt want phrases like beauty in the eyes of beholder òo.

Please dnt tell me about her inner beauty, I will get x-ray machine if I need that.

Linda is beautiful

smh

naijababe, how are you mrs infinity? Una no go kee person for this NL